₦airaland Forum

Afam4eva: You're saying all these to make Nigeria look good. Even though your hypothesis works for some countries, it doesn't ring true for countries like Nigeria, Bangladesh and Afghanistan. There are other variables that countries use to give free access to people from another country and Nigeria usually falls short of those variables. How come the US with about 300 million people have access to 172 countries and Nigeria with approximately 150 million people don't have that kind of luxury? One good reason among others is poverty.

you guys should stop all this bullshit about Nigeria being 150/160 million people. Nigeria can not be more than 60 million people. all these geometrical increases in population is just to get more governmental fundings , embezzlement of public funds and getting more foreign aids. the last time Nigeria made headcount , most people were uncounted, for lack of accessible road networks , most of the upper class didn't open their gates to the enumerators , some in the rural communities went to their various farm sites to carry out their regular duties , yet they came out with about 140million figures. btw, were you counted?

millionboi: If dy is anytin i knw abt TB JOSHUA is his generosity.....it may nt realy be wat d Op tinks

God forbid , you lost your polygamous dad and mum starts giving out #50k for fuel to your dad's lawyer whilst she's mourning on her black robe. what would the elders in your dad's family say about your mum?

oga, this is not about what people 'think' , it's a direct message. as for me, it is clearly stated and even the deft could hear that.

btw, na Chelsea vs city match they my mind now, no be #50k for fuel.


lets go Diegoooal Costa

Jerryolumide: dat shows the level God has placed him

you don't offer journalists a cup of water, just like the police. they do their job and leave. that's all.

1stCitizen: The man was specific about the reason why the money was being handed over to those hungry journalists. What is wrong there? Abeg next!

There was no part where he requested the write something different than what they observed

there are things you don't don't do based on your position and circumstances involved. here is a recent example:
former Virginia state governor , bob McDonald and his wife just recently got convicted, for collection of about $170k (cash and gifts) from a business man in the state whilst they were governor and first lady respectively. to em, It was just a some kinds of gift , but before the eyes of the law, it was exchange to gain some political favors that ll promote the man's business. they are to spend about 7years or so in prison just for that.

only in Nigeria you see alinko dangote single handedly openly sponsoring an election, and you guys tend it to be benevolence.

I listened to the conversations carefully. in it, they were all rejoicing with him, like someone who just got married. weren't they supposed to be sobbing whilst in the meeting? and while #50k for fuel? aren't they paid to do their jobs? how many American or British journalists would collect money or gift whilst on duty or writing scripts for whom they are to interview on what to say?
giving journalist some money is same as giving a police officer some money. I know it's a norm in Nigeria, but certainly not in a sane society.

one word, junk journalism!


Nigeria on the blink

kennygee: This picture is soooo inappropriate, or is GEJ pulling a Yar'adua down there?

see your head like Ghana made tyre. watin concern politics with romance.


Charles oputa was only flirting with mama Nigeria, seriously, like " mama you re getting younger and younger by the day, oga. jonny is no longer questionable for where about on our money, I have seen it all on your makeup.


seriously, you need help .... no offienceee

coogar: 1-your logic is lop-sided.
drogba was a proven forward - he's no longer what he used to be. even at drogba's mercurial best, he never achieved what nando did. nando was the 3rd best player in the world at a point in his career so who's drogba? the same drogba that got outscored by lampard for most of his time at chelsea?

you have a problem.....





2-what torres has always needed is a midfielder that can look up and isolate torres with the last defender with a good pass.....torres scored 80% of his goals at liverpool that way. he sat on the shoulder of the last man but he came to chelsea & he was converted to a midfielder.....getting involved in the build-up, supplying crosses & even creating chances.

what the fück was that about?

let me answer you number by number.

1-lampard outscored drogba in some season?
which lampard are you referring to? the same that more than 60% of his goals are from penalty kick, which my late grand pa could score from his grave?

or is it the same lampard that sees penalties as if his life depends on it? lampard believes he's infallible in penalties and his greed for it didn't allow Drogba to kick the penalty in our last premier league match 09/10 session against winger athethic, knowing well that 'fat Rooney' had the same 26 goals with Drogba and Rooney would be favored ahead of Drogba to get the golden boot because he got his before Drogba and the 'English player factor'. at the time Chelsea was already a goal up, by Nicolas anelka, he knew how that goal was important to Drogba, yet lampard still took it. meanwhile, some regular penalty takers would let their payers who already had a brace to kick a penalty in other to win a hatrick , Gerard did it for sturredge last season, although sturrdge missed. in the end Drogba poo'ed on his face by geting a hatrick in that match to outrun fat boy, Rooney in the goals race.



2- tores never had good midfielders behind him, yet there was no match he didn't missed at least 2 one on one , season in season out.

-even when tores was tores, he never out-scored Drogba's 29 goals. the highest he scored was 18goals (24... modified) in a season, still behind old Darren Bent With 24 goals and Drogba with 29 goals that season. so, what is your point?


oga, please stop letting sentiment make you sound foolish.

coogar: who assisted mata to get that goal?
then again, the issue of the quality of teams torres scored against or whatever is a weak excuse. there was ronaldo, rooney, mario gomez, mandzukic, muller, etc in that tournament - how come they couldn't score more than torres?
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let me remove the fat boy, Rooney from that list and talk about real strikers, although he managed to score a goal against Ukraine

ronaldo:

he played against Denmark, Netherland and Germany . you don't expect too much from a striker in that group, all credits would rather go to the defence. better defence always wins big matches. Ronaldo was still able to get 2 goals behind the net against the Dutch side, against all odds and one against cech rep, which makes him even with tores.


Gomez:
even in a group of death, he still scored same as tores . like CR7, he scored 2 goals against the Dutch side and one against the Portuguese. isn't that okay for a decent striker?

Muller: he is a world cup materia

coogar: and yet he has 2 golden boots from international tournaments while playing with brilliant midfielders.

golden boots in what game?

a group where you have Italy, Croatia and rep of Ireland, you scored 2 goals against Ireland ,which is the most susceptible team in the group.

or the goal he scored against Italy in the final? when italy were 2 goals down and one man down (tiango motal was injured when Italy already made her final changes)
even Juan Mata that played less than 11mins was able to get a ball behind the net.


confederation cup.
is it the 4goals he scored against Tahiti?
when even an half bake striker like Nnamdi oduamadi of super eagles was able to get an easy hatrick against or an average Uruguay Abel Hernandez , who was able to even tores' goals against same poorly rated Tahiti.

with all the chances tores got against Tahiti, where he was feed like a baby with prolific passes, he could have conveniently score more than 10 goals. I can still recall, he missed more than 5 one on one in that match.
or is it the goal he scored against Nigeria? when we were already a goal down from Jodi alba.

golden boots my a'ss!

Dhellake: Costa 8Goals 1Assist In the 9UCL games he has played

I see Costa setting a new group stage record, with 10 goals or more , against CR7 9 goals.

my problem with Chelsea now is that andy schurrle guy.
he is not a first half material. he doesn't release the ball, and if he does , not at the right time . he always ignores Costa whilst with the ball and he always plays individual football.




in other news, PSG biggest buy of the season, David luiz, is on a knee injury.

Truckpusher: This is one thing I like about you,always saying the truth the way it is.
Though you're still a scumbag to me.

isn't it retard for people to expect you to call a "cow" uncle just because you want to eat its "meat" ? I rather become a vegetarian than to succumb.
btw , your wife don born again?





bcc: khiaa

the expectancy of me marrying a black woman is over 80% , but that doesn't stop me from calling a spade a spade. I begin to wonder on whose ho mission I'm about to save.

haryomikun: . dude are Ɣơ̴͡u̶̲̥̅̊ retar.ded? ? U better say ur father and mother and extended family were better off as slaves.
Oloshi oloriburuku!!!

oga, no need to flex your muscles, this is 21st century where your strength lies on how much you know.
FYI, I can never trust a black man with power , but I wholeheartedly trust him as my hired savant. you see during the era of the slave trades, the Negro were very loyal to their task masters and poses no treat to humanity, they do everything that pleases their various masters. likewise during the British colonies in some sub Saharan Africa.

using Nigeria as a case study:

in those days when Nigerians were under the leadership of the great Britain, Nigerians as one people were known to be peaceful. you see a man with little or no expectations wakes up early in the morning with his family, they all go to their farm to work hard and retire home peacefully. At the time trust was still in existence, and you sleeping with your 2 eyes closed wasn't a big deal then.
blacks were better of as slaves

in no time, less than 4 year of the departure of the British ,the then masters, Nigerians sold her peace to the unknown, altercating over whom should rule who, hence the highest massacre in the history of Nigeria. meanwhile as slaves they were united as one happy people.
blacks were better of as slaves

hitherto, Nigerian leadership is been abysmal, going from bad to worse , peace has longed extinct from her territory, bother killing brother over power, people who eat garri together with great smiles are unable to eat rice and chicken on the same plate, just because of lack of trust and pursuit for some political quest. blacks were better of as slaves

my dear, I know the truth most a times sound clumsy, but glory to God that we still have some folks who ll stand for what is right , regardless of who is drawn on the line to achieve that. maybe you think I so much delight in talking down the black race, no! I don't, but saying this for us to retrace our steps back to where we have gone astray and start treading on to a safe haven.

wipes tears from his face

SpcAgtOko: I'm not racist but...... XP17

...and you had to root an altercation from another thread to this beer parlor.

in mrcork's voice : seriously you need help.... no offieeenseee

SpcAgtOko: I don't want Vegas wedding

Vegas wedding is "awilo Sharp Sharp" ...was at the electric daisy carnival (EDC) sometime ago , you get to see where one dude was officiating up to 200 weddings in just a night, like 2mins to a wedding. lol! the funniest thing is, most of em were drunk to stupor and when they wake up the next morning, more than 90% of them will probably divorce.

only in Vegas , husband and wife will go to a club, the man will sit and watches his wife get laid by another guy or join em in 3some. Vegas life shall

rule No1 for tourists: whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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lawrenceunaa: my dear she's no racist, the op stated 'NL ladies' and they are all blacks

babe, is the op supposed to look for a pregnant NL lady's picture? from the topic, which is your claim, the op only stated NL ladies to "change/learn from" so, it could be any race to "learn from".

she's no racist, agreed! probably she has some white girlfriends , but dark skinned ladies are always bittered whenever they see a dark skinned guy dating a white lady , same goes to a white guys being bittered about dark skinned men dating white ladies. sometimes, I wonder where they got the ideology of dark guys 'most' be with dark girls.
wasn't it pathetic when some dark skinned girl was angered over Mikel obi's relationship with the Russian lady?


btw, not all NLders are Nigerians or dark skinned.

khiaa: Do you have any problems with black ladies?

holds her waist from behind, caressing her as if my life depends on it. whispers into her ear "why should I have problems with dark skinned ladies"?

babe, I have no problem with dark skinned or black women as you called em. but I don't give em any special treatment against other races.

let me digress a bit. During the recent Michael Brown shooting, every commentaries from the Negro communities were " mike would still be alive if he was a white boy" but to me, in as much as I condemned the act of officer Wilson for killing the unarmed teen when he had other ways he could have isolated the incident with no fatality, but no one ever mentioned my thought about" mike would still be alive, if he had used his mouth and head well, with simple courtesy.

you see, the Negros always have this sttupid tricks of making people feel sorry for em, to justify their wrongs. that's way whenever they get pulled over by a Corp, their defense is always "is it because I'm a black man" and most times, it's unbeknownst to the Corp what race the person is before he/she pulled him/her over. we better start doing what is right and stop attracting unnecessary self pity.

Sometime ago, a friend was telling me I'm supposed to treat white as white and black as black, but I said it doesn't work that way with me, I deal with individual to individual, regardless of your ethnicity. you can't be a pain in my a'ss and expect me to keep my cool in the name of we are one race BS.

another friend invited me to a church, I asked her a simple question "what is the name of the church" ? and she replied by "Nigerian church" . immediately, I declined her request, because I can't attend a Nigerian church, I'd if It's God's church.

one observation I have carefully observed amongst Negro parents is, they teach their kids on how to be defensive to other races, instead of teaching em to love and respect em. I was listening to a news update one morning whilst driving to work, I over heard a Negro parent saying " I told my kids that anytime they pulled over by the Corps, they should immediately call me to their rescue. I was like: WTF is this man saying? isn't corps supposed to be the ones we call in when we have issues we can't handle all by ourself?

sorry to shock you a bit, a regular white corp is not always comfortable whenever he is around some Negro guy(s) , his hands are always close to his gun , not because he delights in killing the Negros, but self defense. you ll be shocked to see some despicable things some Negro kids living in the suburbs have done before they turned 16. and the corps know this and also the hatred of Negro kids towards em, hence reckless shootings from the white Corps.

my dear, your husband should be hungry by now, go get him pounded yam and egusi soup.





disclaimer: I'm currently not dating a white lady and I'm not here to impress anyone, but to give my humble submission. thanks!

Sanchez01: I see no reason why I should post mine. You are preaching to blacks with pictoral representations belonging to the whites, people whose ideology and way of life are different from ours. How is that preachy

sir ,with due respect, let not continue altercating incessantly, knowing well you can't surmount on this.
FYI, nairaland is not accessible only to those in dark skin, other races come in as you do. whichever ways, your claim is dumb to the 21st century, maybe it would have be informative in stone age, when your likes where jumping from one tree to the other and those who were too old to jump, walk around on a long stick.

caveman!

khiaa: It's not about anyones insecurity, though it could be about your inferiority. No one said anything negative about white girls and here you are running to their rescue. You aren't even the op. SMH

no ma'am , I'm not running to their rescue and I don't think my status quo ll ever downgrade to that extent.

you see my dear, you blacks folks always have this aggressive way of being defensive when it comes to analyzing racial disparities. it very obvious some of you guys have not gotten over the agonized memories of slavery.

To me, I don't see any reason you should be having issues with the op's pictorial representation, except there is something I'm yet to understand. if you still talk about 'color' in the 21st century, then something is wrong somewhere.

black folks were better off as slaves!

Sanchez01: She is right. I'm no racist but it would have been more 'preachy' if it were black ladies. I believe that was the idea of the thread.

all the racist I have seen always start with "I'm not racist, but..."
if you guys don't like the pictorial representation, you can always post yours. seun has made NL free enough for that.
black people with their insecurity, na wao!

Abeg bros, let not digress too much from the main topic jor.

SpcAgtOko: Money is not my love language. Speak to me with cookies.

drags her into stsrbucks, gives her all the iced and cold coffee available. I know you can't reject this lifetime offer.

khiaa: How do you know the lady in the picture is married? Why couldn't you find some pictures of pregnant black women we can relate to?

ma'am, do you have any problem with white ladies?

SpcAgtOko: *Weeeeuuu weeeuu weeeeuuu* that's a police siren. You are busted xp17

bribes her with Benjamin franklin. oya clear road for me

Jbluv55: I've been instructed to serve you these ma'am, courtesy XP17 .

https://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/430272103_414.jpg

and toothpick

SpcAgtOko: I need something more

you saw my order was based on "payable when able" kind of and you're in demand of something more. women!

Jbluv55:

You won't be needing to pay for that sire, Chelsea fans and some Man Utd fans have been magnanimous enough to pay for drinks and chow for erryborry till tomorrow o .

oga sule, Abeg sama me black eyed peas beans and unripe plantain , with one bag of sachet water, make I take see front this morning.