₦airaland Forum

SpcAgtOko: Why not?

Is sin city taking a toll on you?

the sin in this sin city is sweeter than the corruption in Abuja.

it's just mumsy stuff Jor she's not coming to my yonder she stops at the east side and goes back

Jbluv55: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1573516_just_observing_things_jpeg_jpeg4ff747571ad7324566a9bee86a7ef9ec

you need to get that Danhumphrey guy drunk, before he capriciously confiscate your woman. draws his ear don't say I didn't stop by!

SpcAgtOko: Ha! See hidden happiness

Hows your side?

I'm not too happy jor.

SpcAgtOko: xp17

smh

oyewolestephen: Anybody can win. It is not my village that is fighting, so I wish them happy fight

sir, your village will suffer more than the original target. the US and Russia have built enough defense to intercept those nuclear gadgets to your village and its surroundings. don't be surprised, when the fatalities in Asia , Africa, and parts of Europe is more in the war, than those fighting.

abi, you think say na ground war?
when to elephants fight.... complete am.

everyone will lose Jor.

dechandel: Royal wedding?
Not only will your properties be frozen
Even you won't be exempted...



How are you joor?
And biko mrcork doesn't drive 2012
He drives the 2014 rangewhatever

I'm yet to see the Atlantic ocean along apapa wharf get frozen. my friend, mrcork, is very close to David Cameron and top members in the house of lords, so judgment ll all be turned in my favor, courtesy of cork's influence.

btw, are you ready to leave that guy, whose head like the trunk of German made 1972 Volkswagen beetle don't you have taste? no offense.


@beennkumar, with your face like rihanna own I advise you to park well, otherwise I'll put my boot on the ground in entire territory of India, until you are apprehended. I warn you.

@ Kelvingraphics, you are like asene winger, you better get use to being defeated. how market?

dechandel: Ok..


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Kelvingrapgics
You were absolutely amazing
The lines got me Lmao
It was so onpoint
The cameo appearances u fixed was so funny




Kilokeys
You and your confident self
The lines were superb
U really played high on my expectations






Beennkumar
Your's set my heart on fire
It was just so good and sweet
My cheeks were literally burning
Nice piece mon'cheerie





I choose Kilokeys





*logs off nl*

swerrry, you can still change your mind to me
btw, what are you doing with that guy, with head like Ghana made dust pan serrrriously, you deserve better, serrrryy. no offiencccce.:p


I'm a friend to the highly esteemed mrcork of Peckham, the popular player, the next door neighbor to mikel obi, the fanatic of light skinned ladies. right now, as I write, I'm presently with him in his white 2012 range rover sport, limited. just a yes would probably earn you a space in the back seat of mrcork's white range rover sport. I know you are not light skinned, don't worry, I have talked it over with mrcork.


you know what to do, don't you?


sorry I came late, you know my humble self and my friend, mrcork have been in burkiham palace with the queen, planing on giving you a royal wedding. well, now that queen Eliza has agreed, the ball is in your court.

jbluv55, Abeg, ready to serve on the upcoming royal wedding.


clears throat!

safarigirl: you apparently know nothing if you assume you'll just travel out and a job will be waiting for you no matter how degrading.

I'll have you know that even the citizens of wherever you're travelling to would also be interested in that shiiit cleaning business you were hoping to snag....

Whatever money you'll make there will be taken away from you in the name of tax. Nigerians don't even know how good they have it here. You watch a few American movies and you think going abroad will be awesome. Na when dem ship your dead body come Naija na that time your relatives' eye go clear.

Only a lazy man will be poor in Nigeria, people in this country run businesses and make up to 100,000 naira per week, some per day even, when they've settled all bills, they cart home at least 2 million naira quarterly.

Seun, Linda Ikeji and co didn't make their money abroad. Banky W, tiwa Savage, seyi shay, Don Jazzy had to leave foreign lands to come and make money here. You never ask those oness wey go come back wetin make them return, you wan go.

I wish you adieu and make sure some red-neck racist c?nt doesnkt end you while you're hustling there

your match is baseless, if you wanna match, you do with folks in the same discipline.like,
seun with bill gate,
ikeja with larry page,
banky w with jayz,
t y savage with beyounce,,
Don jazzy with master P.
then you will see how clueless you reasoning is.

starting up a business in nigeria is very difficult, in case you don't know, except you are talking about low risk business with little or close to nothing profit. your so called country careless wether the business fails or not. should you risk a big business and flop, which insurance is gonna restitute you for those loses? in that your country, except you lick the folks in govt assesss , you are more likely to fail 20times than to hey ones in your business.
you are still a kid who knows close to nothing.




FYI, the taxation is in standard and the govt tries to close the gap between the rich and the poor. personally, I'm highly taxed, that is because I'm single and I make above the poverty level. meanwhile, some families get back all their taxes at the end of the year, either because of the family size or low income earners, and some are even topped up by the govt.

isn't it nice when you turn 62, you start receiving social security benefit ? those are from the taxes you paid whilst working, so taxes isn't a lose case.

isn't it superb to have a govt that will Care for you, if you have some kinda disabilities?

see, sometime ago, I was putting in some gas in my car, mistakenly, I had some gas splashed in my eyes, as i was struggling, some folks held my hands into the mall .about 5mins later when I opened my eyes, behold the medical emergency team had been there since taking care of me. on my mind , when these people take come self?


Nigeria is very sick, personally, I don't think I'd last 6 months there without being rushed to the hospital. I hate unkempt environment. I hate to hear senseless comparison.

black monkey pain pass red neck (@safarigirl)



@ op, good luck for turning down the offer. I assume the likes of your father could be the reason people are moving outta the country.

Obinoscopy: Fellow nairalanders the decision has been made and action taken. Gowonabacha has been banned from the nairaland community for failing to provide evidence that he was scammed by jennylove7575.

The lesson learnt here is that we should refrain from making false allegations against nairalanders. We don't tolerate such as it violates rule 8. If we truly have a case against a fellow nler, we should report to the mods. The report should be clear and factual for the mods to be able to act upon. Even if a thread is created, it should be clear and factual (eg explain how you were scammed and provide evidence).

However I want to state categorically that this doesn't mean that we are absolving Jennylove7575 from being scammer (we should all be careful in our dealings with nlers). The fact remains that we cannot prove that Jennylove7575 is a scammer. Thus it's safer to err on the side of justice by maintaining the status quo on jennylove7575 for now.

My regards to r231 for making the right decisions and to you all for your wonderful contributions.

sir, before extincting the guy, why not give him an ultimatum, maybe few days to gather his evidence. personally, I think this verdict is to sloppy.

jennylove7575: how many profile pix do you have? What's your headache? Is my pix on your profile?

thanks sir/ma'am. as you can see, I have been rotating my profile pictures , but your remains static, which makes it questionable. I don't know either of you, I'm speaking from the fence.

jennylove7575: do you have prove..mod knows you are liar..thats why they punished you.. they know you are brainless...nothinghill carnival have turned to calabar festival...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....olodo....ha ha haha ha ha...you go cry taya...i and my homies are loving this ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you will learn to be polite to women after this...did any body fight for you? you can see....you are on your own.. burning your megabytes....you choose the wrong victim..you should have sort proper advice before you started running you loud mouth. you think i am one of those nigeria niaraland girl you just treat anyhow?.. ...na me and you. for this nairaland...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha am loving it.

that picture on your profile can be anybody's. to justify your claim, post another picture of you . for now I'm not convinced. btw,I have always doubted that profile picture though.

JEITO: Stuff of Champions!!!

Cruising in our COSTA bus to the title. Did I forget to mention Brazilian buses are the best

I tell you.

kpere remix.

we no go enter molue again na our private Costa bus we go dey go.










in other news,

















Diego Costa, is not



























for sale; till Julius agu becomes governor of river state!


















haters, hope una dey hear?

[size=18pt]now I know that LVG is a ritualist, he had to sacrifice his captain, Rooney to win the match. chisusss! [/size]

GoldenDr: .1.TRUE LOVE
2.A JOB
3.A VIRGIN
4.MONEY ..
5.SLEEP

to discover yourself.







true self discovery will give you all those above and more. but most folks fallout in the journey of of self discover and become prey to the above.

Dygeasy: I'm afraid I might not honour your final request.

Whether 5 men or 2 men chasing one woman in 2014, we don't care. But for the purpose of this thread, it's a challenge and it remains so.

What you seem to me now is a 'discourager' and a spoilsport.

Regards.

oga, why you dey paranoid like this na? but this no be rigid constition na. aba!
or is pastor chris your pastor? . if so, ayamm ferryy sorry for mimicking him in such a despicable mien. no fexxx sir.


@ truckpusher, come challenge me for idowuogbo matter.

Dygeasy:

no be by .
I'm only obeying my bible reading from the book of...

Isaiah 4:1, saying:

And in that day seven women shall take hold
of one man, saying, We will eat our own
bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us
be called by your name, to take away our
reproach.

In pastor chris' voice : "a righteous man does what is written only and not of his own will he goes where God wants him to go. I'm a righteous man, but doesn't mean my wife automatically becomes a righteous women"

and btw, wouldn't it be an aberration for 5 able men chasing after one lady in 2014? . bros make you self think am.


oga Dygeasy, I'm wooing idowuogbo . final!

Danhumprey: Alot of Chelsea fans keep saying that on Facebook! Don't bite me,abeg! How is Costa better than Cr7?

@bolded,come on! Are you out of your mind? Comparing Costa with Falcao is just ridiculous. When they were both at the Vicente Calderon,will you have been able to compare two of them side by side? No! Costa was lurking behind Falcao's shadow. It was only when Falcao left for Monaco that Costa begun to shine.


Now,coming to the EPL this season. It's even more ridiculous claiming that Rooney + Van Persie + Di Maria + Falcao = Costa. Just because Costa has more goals than four of them combined so far. That's childish!


Let me break it down for you. Both Chelsea and Man.United have played 5matches each,abi?

-Costa has started and COMPLETED all 5 EPL matches and played more than 90minutes in each of the 5matches. Or am I lieing?

-Van Persie has only started just 3 or 4 matches this season and so far,he hasn't played a full 90mins in any of the matches(maybe in one of them),yet he has a goal. Compare to Costa?

-Di Maria has started and played the last 3matches and even at that,he hasn't completed a full 90mins so far and yet he has two goals and two assists to his name. Moreso,he is a winger/midfielder while Costa is a central forward/striker. Compare to Costa?

-Falcao has only played two matches so far. The 1st match(against QPR on his debut),he came as a 20minutes substitute and almost had a goal. The 2nd match,he started and played roughly more than 60minutes,yet he record an assist and almost had a goal. So far in both matches combined,he hasn't played a full 90mins yet he has an assist and two shots on target. Compare to Costa?

-Rooney has started all 5matches and has played full 90minutes in each of the,totalling 450minutes. And yet has two goals and less than 3 assist to his name. He has been our worst player in our forward line.


From the foregoing,it's obvious that the only player you can say Costa is better than as per total minutes played and number of goals scored,is Rooney! So don't be silly and childish to claim that Costa is better than Falcao,Rooney,Van Persie and Di Maria combined.

be more audible sir, we Can't hear from the table top


please, next time, pass your messages across through Southampton, because we can't hear you directly

dechandel: Uncle Jay
Ur plan to make me salivate this morning wont work
Good morning btw

And tnx

good morning, but why acknowledging jbluv55 , when the bills re on me? anyways, hope you enjoyed the Mexican delicacy?

@jbluv55, thanks for the fast response though, 911 couldn't have done it faster. my able chef, Abeg 'helep' me 'sama' her with club sandwich and iced tea for lunch, and one cristal champaign for my humble self.

as it dey hot so

fredoooooo: Una get a legend ?

asssenal wey like to sell their captains, as dem want take get legend. big clubs captains they retire, unlike assenal. metcheeew

Danhumprey: Cr7 scored 7goals within the space of 3days(two matches) and some deluded Chelshit fans think Diego Costa is better than him. Smh.

with how many penalties?

I can't hear you from the table top, please use a bigger loud speaker

dechandel: PEJ


Was she the one that wooed Gej?
Abi she has a ph.d in romanciology?

to me, she is the most romantic lady in history. didn't you see the passionate tears all over eyes as she says "there's God oh repeatedly to the school principal? what else could be more romantic ?

btw, I saw a thread where you were being served some burnt pizzas by beenkumar. was the hunger that bad?

SpcAgtOko: Xp17 tell us if she says yes

don't worry yourself with aspirin on my headache. my bible says, the first shall be the last and the last shall be the first. watch as I walk on those guys to the top.

#TeamMagic#

cc: dechandel, Kilokeys, KashKampKen Kelvingraphics and Beennkumar

dechandel: Hehehee
Somebody is not serious


Good morning btw

Good morning

TBH, someone is serious, like seriously
btw, I'm on my way to meet PEJ for a wooing transcript. hope that works