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Dygeasy:

oga, I'm withdrawing my interest from babymama, since she seldom come to this section and I hereby enunciate my interest and being conspicuous as one of the wooers of "DECHANDEL". Abeg, place me as the fourth wooer to her name. I really need to know why she's got more traffic on amongst the rest babes here.










#just being curious like a cat.

rokiatu: And the disadvantages are?

1-the husband wouldn't want her around hoes like ^^, which is still an advantage.

2-the husband got to spend more money appreciating his mother in law for a job well done

3- haters will go and die

4- people like ^^ who lost theirs for plantain chips (kpekere) will still come to eat jellof rice on her wedding day.

5- hoes like ^^ will lure around her husband, convincing him that his virgin wife is a learner.

6- when will you have sense?

claireshan: So what do we do then?

post it if you can, so I can get make screenshot from it. that guy must really like jellof rice

zeemoore: You miss me, don't you?
Say it already

I don't miss the living

claireshan: if u like it just tell me

of course

zeemoore: I love you too

it's easier to find a dinosaur than you these days.



@claireshan, why you changed the Desmond Eliot pix on your profile? that was really cool though.

Dygeasy: lol! .

why am I not on your list? I repeat, I'm wooing babymama.

Ramnon2: But no British or American public figure will bribe journalists not to publish the fact. In fact, any attempt at that will land them in court. Yes, no?

sir, you are so right.

here is an example:
the friend to Dzhokhar, the Boston marathon bomber, is to face life imprisonment for blocking evidence. the guy has nothing to do with the bombing, but he went to Dzhokhar's room to remove a backpack containing evidence of the bombing.

in a Sane society, those journalists will be charged along side with whomever the main victim is.

datguru: That's not bribery

okay, it money for appreciation, right?


let me ask you this.

do you appreciate before or after work is done? I guess you said yes. if so ,what work have those journalists done to get appreciated with 50k.

FYI, journalists are like police, they only do their job and leave. they don't offer or accept anything when on duty.
Nigeria at the blink!

Alejhandro: Why shud kanye b angry...i have her nude picture too

I have watched her p0rn with ray jay too well . even if she passes me unclad, I'll not look back at her, instead , I'll go back to my computer to watch her punny again .
this should be a big deal to west. he should be ready to get kicked out when she is done using him to promote keeping up with the Kardashians.

btw, that hoe ain't loyal

Mondisweets: honestly i don't know why you are directing this to me when i liked your first post sef
If u read my first post you would realize that i am still in support of those ladies who do little to improve society, but do a whole lot to make sure their families are taken care of. As you can see many men on this thread are bashing women who would rather stay at home, give birth and stay in the kitchen, as if their mothers didn't do the exact same things in their marriages. If they think childbearing and rearing is insignificant, how about they grow vaginas, and give birth themselves then come back and tell us how insignificant of a role it is.

With regards to the post you quoted. He said that some ladies will end up living miserable lives because they didn't get married to rich guys, so what I'm now trying to understand is if he would be the same guy who will end up with these so called "ladies living miserable lives"

I yam ferryy sorry.

Mondisweets: so are you going to be one of those "not so rich guys" that will add misery to these women's lives?

oboy, see as you serious for the matter.

my question is "do women really need too much" ?
a woman would have heaven and earth, but still wait for the man to pay all the bills, even if the man is making close to nothing.

there's this very ambitious couple I know. the man pays all bills, he extends to the friends and family of the lady, but when the man lost his job, the woman picked up the responsibility as the bread winner. but each time there is little altercation, the man would go on hunger strike, because the woman would exclude his stomach from the food of that day.

women are very aggressive and get intoxicated when handling too much power or money. I'd rather a woman balances her work with her family responsibility.

-celidion gave up her musical career for her sick husband and kids.

snoop dog's wife is a full time house wife, irrespective of his notorious nature for drug, but there is still a full time wife to manage him. there was a time his wife spoke about her husband, she said "at home my husband is the best and anything he does outside, I don't care".

most over ambitious women are abysmal in marriages. forget omotola this, omotola that. you guys really think her husband is okay not seeing his wife for weeks, certainly not. they might be struggling inside, but portrait what you wanna see, same goes to all other over ambitious women.

there is this lady I know, everytime I always see her hiking with her dog around the community park, one day I asked her about her kids and she said she has none , that she and her husband were too busy and couldn't afford the time to raise One. what a dumb excuse!. modesty is always the way my dear.

talking your wife to pay more attention on the family, has nothing to do with insecurity, it's just a way to balance the situation. setting a flexible schedule to fit into the family should not be too demanding from the husband to his beloved wife

here are some questions:
1- how many men know how to bathe little kids?
2- how many men can cook very well?
3- how many men can stand the kids when they are misbehaving?
4- how many men can handle sensitive issues?
5- how many men can go to the market to shop?
6- how many men can clean the house (except their cars)
7- how many men can wash their kids clothes?
8- how many men have time to suggest what ll work better in the family?
9- how many men really have enough time to stay indoor ?
10- how many men can do from 1-9?


women really need to be closer to their home , because, leaving men with the list above, is like pushing your marriage to a disaster. men have a lot come short, you ladies better keep to that and stop trying to change the uncertainty.

jpphilips: You are still a student shaa, when you graduate, your eyes go clear!!
Men who are not top choices for most women will agree with you,
women who have married real men that transformed them from a teacher's daughter to a "chairlady" will laugh at you.
men who dont care who the liability is because they have more than enough to throw around, may not even understand you.
Boys who are losers that could not or have not made it in life, while patiently waiting for a working lady to contribute to run the home, while their families use family support program to solemnize them in unholy matrimony will give you a standing ovation.

If you have not experienced life and its challenges, your opinion count for nothing till you wear the shoes of others. people like you think that School is an authomatic ticket to a carreer abi? it is only time will tell and pray you dont get pregnant for a man in desperation for marriage when reality comes knocking.
please it is only struggling men that want career ladies, there are many of them here on nairaland, made men are actually looking for liabilities the reason they extend their magnanimity to extended families.
Most educated wives sit at home not because they want to lock up their certificate like you alleged, but because they cannot even get a job, you think that getting a job as a young woman in Nigeria is easy? when employers now decide when to marry, where to marry, when to have kids, how many kids to have etc?
you are a freaking student who knows next to nothing what lies ahead of you, by the time this phantasmagoria in your head clears, you will beg to become that liability you so despise.
NOI you referred to attended Oxford University, which one are you attending? that is where her career started, hope by now you can plot a parabola of where yours is leading to. you think say life in Nigeria na beans!!

hats off for you sire.
I had an uncle, till death he never ate any stale food. he doesn't do either microwaved or cooler foods. when he gets home, his wife knows what to do, she goes straight to the kitchen to serve him food directly from the pot "as it dey hot so".

wealthy men want liability, that is so true. only an average Joe talks about gender equality.

EbolaParasite: Here's my problem with your statement - You make it seem like the ultimate goal of going to school is TO WORK in the corporate world.
The reason girls are sent to school is to get an EDUCATION and ACQUIRE KNOWLEDGE.
If she chooses to be an Educated Housewife - so be it. The most important thing is that she is not an ILLITERATE.
Educated Women help marriages blossom. Some housewives help their husbands do their accounting etc.
The so-called boutique you are criticizing is not a bad idea at all. What is wrong with the hubby getting the wife a boutique and she puts her education into good use and turns a 50,000 naira boutique to a multi-million naira franchise?

I know a woman who opened a store and started selling groceries as a housewife with her husband's initial investment. The husband worked for an oil company that starts with "S" and they were very comfortable. She grew the store to a multi-million naira outfit that they both run today. Husband is now retired.

Not everyone will be a lawyer, engineer, doctor etc. There is nothing wrong with women chosing to get married. You can chose to be career and oriented and be a Condolezza rice or maintain a balance between both and be a Hilary Clinton or chose to have a happy family while you raise your kids like the numerous women around. Nothing wrong with it.

respect sir.
there is this retired doctor friend of my (far older than me), he's married to a professor of one of the ivy league colleges .the guy called me one day and asked if was married, I said "no". then he said "please never in your life get married. that guy must have passed through the eye of a needle from his ambitious wife. LOL


@safarigirl, please marry me, let me stay at home to take care of the kids , while you do the hustling .

I hate work

Onegai: I hate to break this to you, but there are NO GENETIC STUDIES PROVING WOMEN ARE MORE CARING AND ORGANIZED. Seriously, check. Real published Medical papers, none.

Even in real life, almost all my male relatives are neater but less organized than my female relatives. Women hoard stuff, it's hard to be a hoarder and be very organized.

And kids need their Fathers: my father taught me everything and insisted on homework being done well, as opposed to my mum who said "just do the homework". That's why kids are growing crazier each day, because parents are busy delegating responsibilities to each other and chasing money. Ask your grandfather whether it was his mother that taught him to plant yam or clear forest for farm, he will laugh tire. Your kids need their fathers and mothers. EOD.

thanks for the heads-up , maybe it's high I gave away my polygamy ideology and turn a new leaf from the stone age into the 21st century.
I couldn't agree less with you, safarigirl and the other guy, but still have some reservations though.


I have made a little research on the leading course of high divorce rate of today, one of the key course is the pursuit of gender equality from the ladies. in modern marriages everyone fights on whom is greater and in better position to lead the family and this is been making it difficult for some man to cope with. because some ladies, instead of playing it with style, they make it obvious that the man is nothing or has nothing to offer and men hate to be belittled.

my dear, no matter your ambition, 'Abeg' don't forget to cook for your husband and also ensure the house is clean and cool enough to accommodate him after a long day work.

Nigeria men hate fast food!

majekdom2: the family is the responsibility of the both of you.there are ways to train kids without jeopardising the dreams of ur wfe.

modern families always grow up to regret one thing they should have done "i wish I had more time with the kids"

although, I hate stereotyping, but you ll agree with me that the kids open up more with their mum than their dad. sir, there are things you can't change. a man does his chore better outdoor, while a woman does her's better indoor, just like the arms of government, where they have separation of power, everyone to his area of specialization.

this is the reason our parents where able to live together till death, one was dishing out orders while the order was obeying, unlike these days where everyone is giving out order and no one is ready to obey.

do what ever is okay for you. as for me, don't worry yourself, because I'm uncivilized and I'll stick to the old ways.

Jbluv55: Right away sire .

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So how have you been?

I have been fine sir. you know a man of god only goes where god wants him to go.

btw, how is madam and the children?

SpcAgtOko: Xp17

why are you quoting a man of god? don't you know a man of god can not sin, but his wife could. he goes only where god wants him to go. hope you are not trying to make a man of god to sin? because that is impossible, for a man of god is only lead by god. so, stop wasting your time to make a man of god to sin.

@jbluv, please give a man of god 2 mortuary degree temp level cold gulder, let him take a little wine for thy stomach sake, for too much water will ruin his system . please don't forget to add alomo bitters for take away, for it's not good for man of god to be alone whilst on his way back home.

you do judge a man of god, anything he says is final, written or unwritten. gbammmm!

Seun: How can you say that our dear Man Of God (TM) is adulterous when it is literally impossible for a Man Of God (TM) (not a preacher ooo) to sin?

point of correction. It's not "TM", It's "TS"

TM : Team-Masturb@tion,


TS : Team self-service.

go to school, I'll not went, correct yourself, I can't fit.

Chyjoey: ds iz waht ah kall...TRASHHHHHH!!!!

in the end, we now know who is talking trash.




NB:
please endeavor to write clearly next time. because you don't expect me to keep paying an interpreter just get what you saying.

keypad1: na thunder go fire tottenham and van gaal.

Nonsense!

oboy, na how much you lose?

guy premiership no be am for 'agbo' matter.

Keneking: If Leicester wins then Jonathan would win next year election

Jonathan is really destined. when I saw this on the fourth page, I had the feelings that I would have a reason to quote you later.


GEJ tilll 2029

optimumprimus: it's not the sun that tans your skin, it's the UV rays . UV rays is strongest in the equator.
your skin can get tanned on a cloudy day.
it doesn't matter if all days of the year is cloudy in Nigeria . the people in Nigeria will be dark skin because the UV rays is strongest there.
a sunny day with cloudless blue skies is much more better than cloudy days .

Ultraviolet radiation: Invisible rays that are part of the energy that comes from the sun. Ultraviolet radiation can burn the skin and cause skin cancer.


Ultraviolet radiation is made up of three types of
rays -- ultraviolet A, ultraviolet B, and ultraviolet
C. Although ultraviolet C is the most dangerous
type of ultraviolet light in terms of its potential to
harm life on earth, it cannot penetrate earth's
protective ozone layer. Therefore, it poses no
threat to human, animal or plant life on earth.



Nigeria is not on the equator Jor, here are the countries

1. Sao Tome and Principe
2. Gabon
3. Republic of The Congo
4. Democratic Republic of The
Congo
5. Uganda
6. Kenya
7. Somalia
8. Maldives (the equator passes
through the territory but not on
dry land)
9. Indonesia
10. Kiribati (the equator may or
may not touch dry land)
11. Ecuador
12. Colombia
13. Brazil


those in south America and the middle east along the equator muss be very dark , according to your assumption.

glitest: The use of sunscreen, ought to be compulsory in Nigeria...Nigerian sun fit cook person.

not as hot as Phoenix, Arizona or las , Nevada, or Afghanistan where the temp goes higher than 120'F (49'C)

some Nigerian women blaming sun for their bleaching since queen Elizabeth was still bathing inside a trailer tyre , outside burkiham palace.

Truckpusher: I was counted when I was a kid and I still have the exercise book that my Dad and Uncles painstakingly wrote down all the names of the family members back then in the early 90s.
Yes , I was counted and they never demanded for anything.
Our typical culture of hospitality ensured that the men were fed for free because back in those days people believed in the govt no matter how bad the govt is.

Denying anybody water is a crime against humanity and asking for money for pure water is a shame , a collective shame that shows how bad the society has spiralled out of control.
The last counting exercise you experienced, I was already independent and I made sure I was counted.

Honestly ,your mom has a great sense of humour

you were counted when you were a kid? that was probably 1991 PC. you didn't remember there was another sometime in 2005 or 2006 or so . you probably have forgotten because you were uncounted as a result of too busy pushing your truck.

NIGERIA population is less than 60m. stop deceiving yourself.

Nihilist: So CR7 is better than Musa?

no, he's not better than musa, but he's 'greater' than musa. unlike Ronaldo, we all know musa to be a better person, character wise. he never complains when you give him a hard tackle, he would even tell you sorry ontop the wahala. he's nice