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Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 9:37pm On Oct 06, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqapSyFee30




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSl_6oHC8rU



obama busted .lol




@jbluv55, samma me one chilled kunnu and kulikuli
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by xp17(m):
coogar:
there's no pain in losing to the best team in the world as at then. man utd home country is a useless argument. wembley isn't united's home ground. it was a neutral ground for both teams.




you are a consummate simpleton!
when laboratory idiöts like you have no point - they resort to gibberish known to photosensitive epileptic patients. a forward won a golden boot & a lunatic like you is saying he's the worst forward in united.

show us where fergie acknowledged berbatov was the worst forward. you chelsea fans have a bird brain. you concoct nonsense from your rectum and try to present it as fact.



the above even tells me you are a raving lunatic. how can anyone say liverpool weren't in the title race in september - when the season was only just starting? if liverpool goes to conference league, a game between them and united would still be more difficult than el-clasico. these are two teams with the greatest rivalry in the world.



another idiötic assertion.
you can only beat the teams put before you. what percentage of messi's goals are scored against top teams? what about ronaldo? they both score 50 goals on average every season & they don't even score more than 5 goals in the el clasico ties & that's it. the other teams in la liga cannot be reckoned with.



once again, you have displayed the intelligence of a pubic louse. tevez played more games than berbatov that season, tevez scored 7 league goals from penalties & direct freekicks that season & yet he couldn't outscore berbatov.

if berbatov was wack that season, why did his fellow professional footballers vote him in the PFA team? do you know what all of them don't know or have you replaced your IQ with a plate of hot porridge? you are lucky my mood isn't foul this morning - the next time you come at me with an idiòtic opinion or cretinous analysis, i would tear you into shreds.

you have been warned!!!!
www.express.co.uk/sport/football/343944/Dimitar-Berbatov-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-told-me-I-was-useless

yes , Ferguson called berbatov useless, but not as useless as you are though.



you are really a fool to say messi and cr7 only score on small games. season in; season out, they both score more than 4 e'classico goals each on both legs. I'm yet to see a season where neither of them scored in an e'classico encounter.
the same bibao that would flog man utd as's anytime; anyday, same Ronaldo humiliated them with a hattrick, just yesterday.

Liverpool was the most inconsistent team of that season



tevez played 31 matches , while berbatov played 32 matches and tevez scored in more games than bebertov. you and your useless berbertov went on more than 2 months without a goal. shame on you. what berbatov will do with a ball , mikel would do more with an orange. fool!



people always want to be relevant by being loud. mumu!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by xp17(m):
coogar:
so golden boot isn't an individual award? i just told you only 2 strikers have matched that feat in about 13 seasons for chelsea. you have bought about 30 forward players in that period

berbatov is better than 98% of the forwards chelsea have acquired in the last 13 seasons. go & sort that out before talking about our brilliant bulgarian. the only striker who score goals without a sweat in the premier league.
shout up my friend!
berbartov my a'ss! the same guy whose goals were as useless as Everton's 3 goals against Chelsea. FYI, bebertov was the worst forward for man utd that season, even Ferguson acknowledged that.
you really yeye shall , as in , in you analysis. the berbatov that you fooling yourself about for, was the same guy that scored almost his 20 goals in 4 matches,14goals in 4 matches (small teams bully, except his hatrick against Liverpool, of which Liverpool was not in the race for the silverware) . the top teams he scored against that season were Liverpool, Bolton wdr, Fulham, Everton and Newcastle.
his 5 goals against Blackburn were unnecessary, he was just an opportunist on that game and my grand mom would score those from her grave.


I'd give that accolade to tevez alone.







which team amongst the top 5 did your useless berbatov scored against ?



Chelsea remains the only team in Europe that is yet to lose a match in all competitions. KTBFFH!
HealthRe: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by xp17(m): 12:35pm On Oct 02, 2014
lrguru: so the US military are more medically trained than doctors. Smh.....now we are beginning to see those of u that wrote ur WAEC and GCE in special centres
no sir, you don't expect an airborne specialist or an infantry to be in Liberia, those have their boots on Iraqi soil. these are military medical team, amongst them are qualified doctors . is there any special training for the civilian doctors that the military doctors don't have?


now I know why fools will always dominate in Nigeria, because you make sense by how audible you sound, not the ideal in the message. enjoy in your foolish act, na your time.
HealthRe: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by xp17(m): 11:57am On Oct 02, 2014
donnypool: shut up fool. why send millitary? why not doctors?

3000 soldiers without ebola training to curb the situation with guns?

you nor get sense?
you think the US military is as dumb as the Nigeria military? the US , unlike Nigeria, whose military is like a carpenter who has only a hammer in his tools box, hence every problem is a nail. they have medical team making researches and the zmapp was made in conjunction with the US military, incase you re dumb to that. the US uses its military to aid possible assistance in all areas. BTW, common sense should have told you that it's only the military that is readily available on a go mission for the government, abi if them call your papa make him go, him go gree go?
HealthRe: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by xp17(m): 11:40am On Oct 02, 2014
UjSizzle: If I wasn't so concerned about the lives that could be lost in the United States, I'd allow myself laugh at this grin
so, you joined these fools sinking in ignorance? it's a shame on how fools have made smart folks look stupid in Nigeria. the same Nigeria that the fatality to the survival ratio was very abysmal ? meanwhile, the US has had 100% containment @ the emry hospital, Georgia. you think Nigeria really deserves an accolade for this? what about the 3000 military personnel sent to Liberia to also study on Ebola? so na Liberia wan teach them too?






teach a wise man , he ll be wiser
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Do This For Your Girlfriend? (picture) by xp17(m): 4:04am On Oct 02, 2014
no big deal in it sir. I have been doing it since 280AD
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 2:02am On Oct 02, 2014
SpcAgtOko: I think you are kanye here.
you're free to think
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 12:55am On Oct 02, 2014
Jbluv55: Hahahaha cheesycheesy. Oga you sure She's still awake?

*whispers to him*.....I gave her Snake Venom beer and I think it must have knocked her out o cheesycheesygrin.
you as kanye , spa as Kim , while me the other guy.

Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 12:23am On Oct 02, 2014
Jbluv55: *wondering to self: why this man dey call me Sule sef? See im head grin*

*clears throat*.....here you go sir smiley

https://www.healthyfoodteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Prepare-Syrup-And-Tea-From-Ginger-Cure-For-Many-Diseases.jpg
oga jb sule thanks for this tea smiley
one more order for the day: help me 'samma' mondisweets an unwrapped shawamma and a bottle of Dr pepper.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Galatasaray : UCL (4 - 1) On 1st October 2014 by xp17(m): 8:18pm On Oct 01, 2014
welleck is Diego Costa wannabe
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 8:12pm On Oct 01, 2014
Jbluv55: Shiit happens sometimes sire wink. How are you today?
I'm cool, oga sule. I'd like to have a cup of ginger tea to kick off my day.

BTW, happy independencesmiley
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 6:49pm On Oct 01, 2014
xp17: bros shey you see? when I gave my skeptical view on jennie's profile picture, you were fast to cast a rock on me. shey jbluv55 has done prolific
research to vindicated my criticism












btw, I need a new phone huh
that moment when you wake up to see your blunder huh
FamilyRe: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by xp17(m): 4:41pm On Oct 01, 2014
carefreewannabe: I live in Germany so I have gender-equality without having even fought for it.

Now it's time for my beautiful Nigerian sisters to enjoy it too. wink cool

You would benefit more from gender equality than lose from it and one day you will understand it, hopefully.
depending on your definition of gender equality. if you re referring to showing no gender disparity in holding public positions, that you are right, but if you are talking about it from a family point of view , you are wrong madam. a man is the head of a family, even Chancellor, Angela Merkel of your so-called Germany would agree with me on this. don't mind those things you see on the television or listen on the radio, they are all lies. feminism ll only make you to to be fvcked by an enormous enumerated number of men, just like the Kardashians, no one man ll accept this bullshitt, hence multiple marriages.

Michelle Obama ll only talk it on air, meanwhile, she does her home work with much joy, follows her husband like a zombie where ever he goes, but listeners like you who don't know the rules of the game are used as scapegoats. hope you remembered how Hilary Clinton covered up for her husband, during the saga of her husband and his secretary? the same Hilary vying for presidency.
even the ex dutch queen, Beatrix had to resign for her son to pick up the mantle, because she knows the rules of the game.

see dear, women are no lesser gender though, but in family settings, I'll give it to men, anytime anyday to head it. forget about whether 15th or 21st century, men are men and women are women, and they both have their roles in the family.

the leading cause of obesity , using Germany as a case study, is as a result of women aparty from the kitchen, and substituting it to fast food. modern kids are becoming vincible and susceptible to the slightest ailment, and medical bills skyrocketing, because someone is fighting a mirage and putting the kids lives in the line to achieve uncertainty.
you don't need to go into a marriage to "fight" , just make yourself available to be respected by your man, trust me, you will earn back x2 every respect you put into your marriage.

sorry to burst this little secret about jonathan, he eats food made by his wife and oga jona doesn't have access to his wife's kitchen. make we stop all these incessant dogmatic battle, it would only make rooms for broken homes and increases the violent rate, because kids from such homes are most likely to notorious in mischievous acts.


anyways, it's none of my business
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 2:00pm On Oct 01, 2014
laplace12: You were talking about the pics not her madness. I have no issue with her attitude. If you no like person, you stay away, simple. Some people here are even crazier.

Was joking about your fone, was surprised you took it serious.
sir, I'm not serious about it oh, It's just my normal way. sorry for being pushy... you need to start getting used to it, oga.

btw, happy 1st
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Your Nigeria Hero: Past And Present? by xp17(m): 5:49am On Oct 01, 2014
patience Jonathan , for using her engrish to kill
shekua
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 5:42am On Oct 01, 2014
SpcAgtOko: It is 11:30. undecided
@22:00 my time, I should be having some kinda devotion with my ancestors. just trying to get some stuffs done before u crash. 5hours of sleep should be okay to kick off my new year.




we Jews start our year in October
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 5:29am On Oct 01, 2014
SpcAgtOko: How can something end that never began?



For your stupidity ....its over tongue
I'll have to wait till black Friday to get a better deal. prolly, I'd get either a Samsung or a LG.


btw, you still awake? I'd be half dead at your timehuh
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 5:12am On Oct 01, 2014
SpcAgtOko: But!!! How am I expected to call you my baby if I don't have a phone? undecided
so I'm now a baby? it's over.
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 5:09am On Oct 01, 2014
laplace12: grin

See bro,try chatt her up, I think she already has her number on her profile.

I have not seen her other pics but I believe she will send to you if you ask respectfully. She's born and bred in the uk, that look in the profile isn't too much for her

Your Babe don confiscate ya fone? grin
ask for more pictures to do what ? you funny oh. does being born in the UK implies madness or are there no sane born British?.
make she carry her wahala go jor.


btw, no one confiscated my phonehuh the phone has gone through a lot. fortnight ago, someone stepped on the screen with a soccer boot, today , I dropped it in water and prior to the screen issue, the loud speaker is been out and using the same phone for 2years could be very boring.
against all odds, this you are reading was sent via the phone.
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 4:26am On Oct 01, 2014
SpcAgtOko: Me too! When you buy your new phone get me one too please. grin
you are asking me for phone and you are laughing? It's over huh
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m):
laplace12: grin grin
bros shey you see? when I gave my skeptical view on jennie's profile picture, you were fast to cast a rock on me. shey jbluv55 has done prolific
research to vindicated my criticism?












btw, I need a new phone huh
PoliticsRe: Happy 54th Independence Day To All Nairalanders by xp17(m): 12:23am On Oct 01, 2014
,the labor of our heroes past shall not be in vain.














God bless Nigeria!
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RomanceRe: Dating A Broke Guy(my Experience); Is It Worth It? by xp17(m): 11:52pm On Sep 30, 2014
destante: well I would date a not too buoyant man if he wouldn't get intimidated by me. And yes, a lady needs a lot of patience to date such men.
...and no one pushed the like button to this commenthuh. this shows most people got issues with taste.

20 likes.
HealthRe: U.S. Records First Case Of Ebola by xp17(m): 10:45pm On Sep 30, 2014
akpanikpe: Bck to the state oya, let's sit and watch the magic, dat is wen they dint come up wit a story dat the victim is not a US citizen, and is an African american grin
I guess you don't know the meaning of African American (AA).


TO TOPIC.
I can see some ungrateful fools roaming around this thread. the same US that you fools are mocking, has been in the center to put an end to this viral disease. As we speak Obama has deployed 3000 military personnel to render possible assistance in Liberia.

the US military has been working side by side with other research institutes to bring out some findings in other to make these ingrates sleep with ease, while your so called Russia is bullying her next door neighbor. goat get sense pass some people self.huh


fools!
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by xp17(m): 6:20pm On Sep 29, 2014
dechandel: Xp17 grin
@ Dygeasy, add this as the number 3 on your board.

3 more to go.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by xp17(m): 6:01pm On Sep 29, 2014
Dygeasy: SLOTS


1.
Rozzay & *** to woo Olubukato


2.
Elantracey & *** to woo Obinoscopy.


3. ***** ***& ************ & ******** to woo xp17
just two unopposed slots since 280AD . abah! my ladies, una no try at all.


clears throat!
I yavf been refreshing this thread since last night, yet no show huh
even if na benega, I no mind, so long it's a woo. undecided
FamilyRe: My Father Died Of An Extra-marital Affair. Fela Durotoye by xp17(m): 4:06pm On Sep 29, 2014
Mondisweets: why do u say that?
the way you e-slapped and bamboozled the dude, left, right, and center. take it easy jor oh.
btw, how is your day going?
FamilyRe: My Father Died Of An Extra-marital Affair. Fela Durotoye by xp17(m): 3:51pm On Sep 29, 2014
Mondisweets: listen if you like blame it on olukun or the devil himself at the end of the day, his decisions led him to his grave. Thats the truth of the story. And what has my profession have to do with this, are you really going to be this shallow-minded? Go back to the politics section and make your usual senseless rants there. I don't have time for you. If a woman puts herself in the same postion she too will be to blame for the choices she makes. You leave someone loyal to you for someone who wants to take life out of you, you have no one else to blame but yourself. You reap what you sow.
just going through your posts. this seems unlike you. biko!
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by xp17(m): 7:57am On Sep 29, 2014
refreshing page multi times, to check if my name is already on the board huh
RomanceRe: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by xp17(m): 7:50am On Sep 29, 2014
op, if this is your top problem, you must be very fortunate, because this problem is close to none.

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