This happens to me once in a while when I am sleep deprived. But sleeping on my back is like giving it an invitation card. The shit almost got me thinking, my village people have finally caught up with me, but na small challenge.
No, sleep on your back for a some months let's see if your life will remain the same. Why avoid sleeping on your back if na small challenge
luizpippo: First time I experienced it was in 2013, I went to supervise the building of a hostel in Ibillo, I felt someone like an old woman approach the window, then the experience started, I was screaming Jesus inaudibly yet the presser pressed me to its satisfaction
The worst experience was in 2019 when I went to supervise a renovation at Ekpoma, I felt the walls of a standard room closing in on me, then the pressing started, it was the longest and scariest I ever had, I woke up and felt probably it was the clients nephew who threatened me when I first got there that was behind it
I always seem to know when it is about to start, if I am fast enough to lie on my side, I can escape it, lying on my tommy makes it lesser or even does not happen but lying face up seem to be an invitation
It is called incubus, caused by dark elements of principalities and principalities themselves. Elements of dark principalities include but not limited to witches/wizards, demons, deities, spiritual manipulators like native doctors, occultists etc, marine agents etc
The author just wrote a shallow essay of what he did not know.
presidency: LORI IRO: THE EVIL THAT LIE MERCHANTS DO
By FEMI ADESINA
You have probably seen something on social media, which I consider a parody of lie merchants against our country. We will talk about it in a minute.
But let me take an early digression to recall the story of a teacher we didn’t particularly like when we were in secondary school. The man could wield the whip, ehnnnn. And when he decided to give you a knock on the head, you began to swallow your own mucus. Fast fast.
So, the obstreperous boys, who didn’t want any form of control, nicknamed the teacher Aji pogun iro. The person who lies at least 20 times a day.
Boys will be boys. I doubt if we ever caught the teacher at a single lie, but just because we didn’t like him, we nicknamed him Aji pogun iro. We usually had so much fun calling him that name behind him.
Back to our topic. Some people hate their country so much, that they tell a minimum of 20 lies against her daily. And they use the digital media, particularly the variant called social media. There, you have no checks, no balances. An ‘army of anything goes’ operates there.
Now to that parody of lie merchants. A man is seen with a bouquet of flowers, kneeling down before a lady. He says:
“Abeni, please agree to marry me, or I’ll die. You are my joy, my honey, the salt of my life.
“If I don’t see you, I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. And peradventure I sleep, I dream of you like a crazy man.”
As he spins his yarn, a male voice interjects periodically: Lori iro. Lori iro. Meaning, Big, Fat, Lies.
The lady was probably getting convinced, and about to say ‘I will do’ when a heavily pregnant woman appears on the scene, and shouts:
“Who am I looking at? My husband!”
A shocked Abeni exclaims: “So you are already married!” And she gave Aji pogun iro a dirty slap. He saw stars. End of story.
The man with the voice then takes centre stage, chanting lyrically: Iro po, iro po. O ti po repete. Lie lie lover, lie lie lover, meaning, Big Fat Lies, Big Fat Lies, Too Many Lies. Lie lie lover.
And I say, Big Fat Lies, Big Fat Lies against Nigeria, and against a President doing his honest best for the country. And anybody loyal to the President also becomes a butt of lies, undue hatred, odium, misinformation, disinformation, opprobrium.
We were at the 76th Assembly of the United Nations in New York between September 19 and 26, this year. We returned home without any incident, landing in Abuja about 4 am.
Few days later, a perpetually lying online newspaper published that on the trip back home, the presidential jet developed a technical fault, and we made emergency landing at a place called Sable Island, where we were held up for three hours, before resuming the journey.
Holy Moses! I was on that flight! Nothing of such happened. How did a fecund but sick mind conjure that lie? Lori iro. When did journalism become a cocktail of lies? And to what end? Shame, big shame.
I got a number of phone calls from people who wanted to rejoice with me that we escaped what could have been a crash. I let them finish talking, and would say: Lori iro. They would be shocked, then curse the lying blog, and go off the line.
A high rise building unfortunately came down in Lagos recently, killing a large number of people, including the developer. Pronto, that lying online medium published that the Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo, was a partner with the developer, who was his bosom friend. Lori iro.
The VP, a professor of law, demanded a retraction, or he would go to court. But these liars have no honor, nor any sense of shame. They never correct nor retract their lies. It is second nature to them. No wonder the Good Book says when the Devil lies, “he speaks his natural language. A liar and father of lies.” Lori iro.
There’s another Liars’ Gazette, which makes it a point of duty to tell at least 20 lies against the country daily. Aji pogun iro. The former boss of the suicide journalist behind that online publication once described him to me as “a danger to today and to tomorrow.” When he lies, he speaks his natural language.
Recently, Dr Chike Akunyili, husband to that deceased Nigerian heroine, Dora, was gruesomely killed in the Southeast, apparently by murderous separatists. What did Liars’Gazette say? Dr Akunyili killed by Fulani herdsmen! No shred, not even a scintilla of evidence. They are just bent on throwing the country into a turmoil, and the more heinous the lie, the more it serves their evil purpose.
It was the same Liars’ Gazette that went to town in October last year, during the EndSARS protest, publishing that President Muhammadu Buhari had agreed to scrap the SARS police team early, but his media adviser, Femi Adesina, prevailed on him not to do so. Lori iro.
What the Liars’ Gazette wanted to do was to turn the public against me. It succeeded for a while, going by the volume of vitriol and hate messages I received initially. But it is said that if lie travels for 20 years, truth catches up with it in one day. Soon, the truth came out, and the liar was left standing small and looking stupid.
I was special guest recently at the unveiling of a book, 101 Fake News on EndSARS, written by a young investigative reporter, Dahiru M. Lawal. The book is published by PR Nigeria, and how I wish every citizen of this great country can get a copy. In 203 pages, the author chronicles all the lies that accompanied the EndSARS protests, which began as a laudable outcry against police brutality, till the Devil took over, and things took a murderous turn. Lagos was almost completely burned down, and scores of policemen and other security agents lay dead round the country. The truth of that saga is still being unraveled by probe panels round the country.
Lies are being told daily against the President. He’s Jibril of Sudan, the real Buhari is long dead. A cabal runs the country for him, he can’t even talk again. He’s a tyrant, and tramples on the human rights of Nigerians. He’s not even achieving anything. Blah blah.
And don’t think it’s only inconsequential people who are behind these lies. Even serial election losers join the fray. When an opposition party speaks, just tell yourself; Lori iro. Because it lies daily. It speaks its natural language when it spews untruth. When some pastors, and some imams preach, it is Lori iro. They lie against the President, and against the government he leads. Simply because they hate their country, hate the citizens, and even hate themselves.
But I’ve got news for such people. As God wills, President Buhari would continue to achieve for the country. Infrastructure works would continue, the insecurity war would be won, the economy would continue to revive, and corrupt people would endlessly march straight to jail. And then, by May 29, 2023, the President would land safely. Amen.
Every other thing, as conjured by evil hearts, the Lie Lie Lovers, would be Lori iro.
*Adesina is Special Adviser to President Buhari on Media and Publicity
Thank God he did not blame GEJ or PDP 16 year rule.
DOTian: He will eat it right? Sigh! Poor beutiful animal! Your destiny was sealed when you found Nigeria.. Fulani has made ordinary meat such a scarce and exotic commodity in Nigeria that my people are now ready to eat anything from the bushes and the seas to augment their protein quotent..
Yes, a good step. We should know that we should stop trafficking drugs to other countries. It is just nemesis and karma fighting igbos. Igbo's have spoiled many countries with the drugs they traffic and sell to natives of foreign countries.
If Igbo's do not stop double standard, karma will always haunt us
Baawaa: With all the money stolen by your father you still ugly like this, thank God for make-up.See her wide mouth
As if your father wouldn't have stolen if he was a politician. Besides,she is not her father and she is beautiful. She is African in beauty, she is beautiful.
I don't like her father either, but don't let hate blind you
Today, I decided to visit home(Bayelsa) from Awka, after being away from home for a long time due to my studies.
On getting to Onitsha, there was a gridlock at the Upper Iweka axis, we had been in the gridlock for too long before I decided to check the source of the gridlock.... Lo and behold, the pictures below is the answer. A Nissan bus, Toyota Sienna and a tricycle were crushed beyond recognition.
Police officials were present there, which made me believe that they have been notified.
The faith of the red vehicle is the reason I always say seat belts increase fatality in car accidents. There are accidents that you see coming and your reflexes plus instincts make yoi bend or stoop or slide to the car floor, but behold the seat belt crucifies you.
SmellySperm: This ain't a race thingy. Anybody can pull up with a Glock whether black or white
Go and read to educate yourself before opposing who is obviously more read, and more informed than you. Go and research Gun related Violence in America.
Maxymilliano: Let it be on record that on 20/10/2020. The APC led Nigerian government Under the leadership of General Mohammodu Buhari rtd. ordered the Army to massacre it's own citizens.
The citizens were peaceful and armless Protesters, who were demanding for a better vountry for them and their generation...
They were massacred while reciting the Nigerian anthem waving Nigerian flags in their hands. The Truth has eventually come out.
Shameless Lie Mohammed will come out and react stupidly
BigSarah: Don't just protect loan debtors , also protect the creditors... Pay the loan owed by defaulters to the loan companies...
And moreover before loan are disbursed, the debtors accepted terms and conditions as well permission to breach data
DISCLAIMER : I DON'T WORK FOR LOAN COMPANIES, NEITHER DO I SUPPORT THE TACKLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE THE DEBTOR MIGHT HAVE PUT UP AS GUARANTOORS.. BUT STILL THE DEBTOR IS THE MAIN PROBLEM IN ALL THIS IF WE'RE BEING HONEST
You lied! You are a paid agent of the loan companies. Are you this mischievously dull? Did the post in anyway say that debtors should not pay their debts? Your MUMU don do, abeg
JavaScript90: he just want to kill these SMEs. Nigerians don't like paying back loans. how to do you expect the loan companies to get back their money without collateral
Go and do such documentary in Saudi Arabia and Iran. Besides, did anyone really read the whole script?
One a more serious note, I have a young lady in her twenties in my area, she looks facially ugly. She used to be muscular like a boy, and we believe she has single bone, boy no dey beat for fight. She just fights and behaves like a boy. But she loves straight sex too much. And she has started developing some feminine curves in her twenties. So it is not an excuse to be a transgender because you look or behave like the opposite sex. It is pure misorientation and maladaptive reasoning. You Don use that one her
Recall that Siggy reported weeks ago that Ogume Grammar school was attacked by cultists leading to the death of a female student and properties worth millons of naira were destroyed. This incident also led to the immediate closure of the school by the state government.
Weeks later, we were contacted by an NYSC corper who claimed to be serving in the said school. Identified himself as Olawale, he iterated that the story broadcasted wasn't the exact way it happened.
During a whatsapp chat with Olawale, he explained in detailed how the clash began and also shared photos and videos of the incident.
He said, "I and my other colleagues serving in Ogume Grammar school, Ndokwa west local government, Delta State Nigeria were attacked by angry mobs and they stole all our properties and burnt many.
"We were lucky to be rescued from the mobs by two indigene friends that we usually watch football matches together. Thanks to them whom made us escape through a bushy river of about 25 minutes journey to a good samaritan's house called Mr Anani who sheltered us for a while.
"This terrible incident happened as a result of the death of a female student. How it started was that a male student was fighting a staff in the school premises. Members of vigilante group arrested him and took him to the police station.
"As the vigilante group were returning to the school after the arrest, students in the school sighted them and became scared so they started to run helter skelter. It was in the course of running that this girl and her friends ran into a river to hide but one of them drowned and diedd.
"Her dead body was taken to the school premises by an angry mob and they started attacking the staffs and destroying school properties.
"They burnt down the ICT containing 45 computers with 24hr solar systems. The principal car was burnt down and she was attacked too. A staff motorcycle was burnt.
"Our properties were all looted. Even ordinary maggi was not spared."
He stated that he and his fellow corp members are stranded and pleads with the federal government to come to their aid as all they have has been looted away.
EBMedia: Nigerian troops, on Sunday, foiled an attempt to kidnap the Catholic Bishop of Orlu Diocese, Most Reverend Augustine Ukwuoma at the Orlu Diocesan Catholic Secretariat, BSC Road, Orlu Imo State, IgbereTV reports.
The Catholic Bishop was saved after troops responded to a distress call at about 2:30am on Sunday 31 October 2021.
A statement from Brigadier General Onyema Nwachukwu, the Director, Army Public Relations, read:
JavaScript90: Very good. Nigerians don't like paying their debts. I wonder the tree they think the lender plucked the money from.
Na for this nairaland a chronic debtor was looking for a way to tarnish sokoloan image simply because sokoloan sent embarrassing messages to his contacts when he defaulted despite agreeing to such when he accepted their terms.
Government should employ this method so that loan apps and other lenders can easily collect back their loans.
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Your problem is that you only think one way. Why are you obsessed with Lian apps and their customers? Are you their PRO?
You also forget the part that the loan apps say that your data privacy will be protected. Equity demands clean hands.
murphyibiam15: That's the only way they could recover their money from 95% criminally minded Nigerians who take loans with initial intent not to pay or default.
Explorers: Officers were seen arriving at the Laundrie house on Thursday afternoon, to inform the family that dental records confirmed that the body of their son had been found.
Nigerian police go warn you make you come dey come today come tomorrow to check for report and na so dem go dey collect money from you. Laid laid, dem no go ever come your house if no be to arrest
Could Messi be the most selfless player in History?
Since he did not break any record this UCL week and CR7 broke his own record without a penalty as the tournament's all time highest goal scorer. Considering the importance of Rinaldo's goal today, eclipsing any news on Messi, Mischievously, you decided to create a hype for messi.
You always assume a lot things in this country, why do you think people pay back the loans?
This over assumption and taking things for granted is the reason many Nigerians do yahoo with a handset and later put their personal sim inside same handset to make calls, then remove it thinking they are smart.
Have you ever heard about Financial forensic body? If you have any issue of fraud on your bank account, consult them.
Damidave1124: I received two messages from them last month, claiming one of my female friend is a fraudster on the run, called her to confirm, she said I should forget them, that she doesn't have their time now.
My question now is what if they refuse to pay them, what will happen?
There are due processes by flagging all accounts linked to the bvn through CBN.
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