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Foreign Affairs › Re: Boy Undergoing Spiritual Cleansing In A Cameroonian Village (Graphic Pic) by xreal: 7:58am On Jan 07, 2016

Now, his problem begins.

He go dey think and behave like goat henceforth.

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Celebrities › Re: P-square Signs New Artiste, Muno, Four Years After Split With May D [PICS] by xreal: 7:56am On Jan 07, 2016

can he do brake dance too? grin

anyway, we expect better music from them all this year.

Headies award..... watch out.

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Crime › Re: How Petroleum Products Are Smuggled From Naija Into Cameroon Through Mambilla by xreal: 7:50am On Jan 07, 2016

Mambilla?

sounds like Sambissa.

Travel › Re: My Horrible Experience At Murtala Mohammed Airport::::::(see pictures):::::::::: by xreal: 7:48am On Jan 07, 2016

We are the most travelled, yet nothing works for good in our country home.

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Celebrities › Re: Dele Momodu Replies Dr. Ola Balogun by xreal: 2:34am On Jan 07, 2016

what I deduce from Dele Momodu's response
is that - Dr Balogun bin dey beg Dele for money in London and Dele no gree give am, Balogun con dey vex.

eyaah!

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Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Submitting Himself To Security Checks By Arik Air - Photos by xreal: 8:50am On Jan 06, 2016

This is not supposed to be news.

He got no choice.

#ChangeIsHere.

Politics › Re: Yakubu Gowon's Son, Musa, Returns After 22Years In Prison by xreal: 8:47am On Jan 06, 2016

ok, welcome home.

Politics › Re: Soldiers Raped Our Members Before Killing Them – Shiite Women by xreal: 7:37am On Jan 06, 2016

oh really?

Politics › Re: Soldiers Raped Our Members Before Killing Them – Shiite Women by xreal: 7:35am On Jan 06, 2016

oh really?

Car Talk › Re: How To Apply For Tinted Glass Permit From Police by xreal: 10:16pm On Jan 05, 2016

ok, nigeria is getting there, really.

Car Talk › Re: Car Parking Position. Neutral Or On Gear? by xreal: 7:47am On Jan 05, 2016

jnrbayano:
I have come. I have seen. I have learned. I have also begged God to bless your mechanic.

*thumbs up*

Car Talk › Re: Car Parking Position. Neutral Or On Gear? by xreal: 3:52am On Jan 05, 2016

linearity:
Why will you want to still be putting load on your gear system when the vehicle is at rest and parked?

The gear will now be carrying load the load of your entire car, overtime this will adversely affect the gear system, put the car in neutral and engage the hand break if you need torque against any unanticipated motion.

@op
come and see come! come !! come!!!

here is the best response/answer to this. Trust me.

Those talking of handbrake failure... why not do a regular check up?
You can instruct you mechanic to trace the cable, ensure no leaks and blockage.

GOD bless my mechanic.

Education › Re: Scientists Discover Four New Elements by xreal: 3:42am On Jan 05, 2016

Why did they make me memorise the Periodic Table decades ago ?¿

Now it isn't valid again, I have to "recramm".

For the mind of these Indomie kids - I no sabi chemistry again be dat oo.
Chai! see waste of time and candle.

All na VANITY.

Celebrities › Re: Dangote Settles Olamide & Donjazzy Beef, As Olamide Prostrates Before Don- Laila by xreal: 3:33am On Jan 05, 2016

Later dem go dey say 'abokki' na mumu.

But I doubt this story, where Dangote get time for all these?
"he called Jazzy and collected Olamide's number...."

Jazzy wan get another fake rep be dat, forming allies to Africas richest.

Na lie, Abeg.

Car Talk › Re: Bringing Power And Fuel Efficiency Closer To Factory Setup Of Your Car by xreal: 9:28pm On Jan 04, 2016

Too many important videos to watch on this thread.

Abeg, I will come ba ck whe NEPA bring light and when network is good.

Celebrities › Re: Fan Surprises Kate Henshaw At The Gym by xreal: 2:53pm On Jan 04, 2016

She is really looking younger .

Nice job to the artist.

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Travel › Re: Pic: How I Almost Got Crushed By A High Speed Train by xreal: 1:31pm On Jan 04, 2016

And this is on FP, with this baby's pic?

Nairaland is getting as useless as this thread.

Nairaland General › Re: Checkout This Crazy Pics A Lady Took In A Pit.. by xreal: 12:03am On Jan 04, 2016

pls don't die. your hips are needed.

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Christianity Etc › Re: See What Jehovah's Witnesses Offered As Gift (pic) by xreal: 2:31pm On Jan 03, 2016

Will that make you believe in their doctrine?

kontinu

Anyway, this is like receiving hamper.

They must have seen the need for this.

Good one, but me no agree with their teachings.

Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Becomes First Ever Official Ambassador For Snack Giant, Gala by xreal: 2:26pm On Jan 03, 2016

Really? Congratulations.

Airforce1, pls encourage Nigerians to drink LaCasera in your next song, you may get endorsed.

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Politics › Re: Troops Avert Boko Haram Bomb Attack In Maiduguri. Photo by xreal: 1:55pm On Jan 03, 2016

I see these in movies.

So, the little girls was to be blown with the soldiers?
maybe the bokoboy told her that she will get to heaven immediately she help the soldiers with the said bucket of water.
what a wicked world.

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Events › Re: Fun Photos From Last Night's Gtbank Abuja All White Winter Party by xreal: 1:20pm On Jan 03, 2016

jseak:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-jph0NEtteRU/VokBhRCfopI/AAAAAAAALRc/204ELfJ9KEA/s1600/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253FMTA0Njc3NDFfMTcyMTQyMDExNDc1MzYyOF8xNDkxMDY5ODcwX24uanBn%253F%253D-796491[/img]
It was fun time for Guaranty Trust Bank staffs in Abuja on Saturday night as they gathered to unwind and send off 2015 as they ushered in a glorious 2016.
The All White Party was an event that had GTBank Abuja top shots in attendance. The MC for the night was Abuja based popular MC and comedian Chucks The General who got the audience laughing to his rib cracking jokes till the finish of the event.
It was also an avenue for long-time-not-seen colleagues reunion, relaxation and time off the usual work heat. The venue for the event was amazing and the hall was superbly decorated to suit the color of the event.

inside A.C ?

Events › Re: Fun Photos From Last Night's Gtbank Abuja All White Winter Party by xreal: 1:13pm On Jan 03, 2016

Why not all 'Orange' party?

these my employees are not promoting my establishmen't colour.

ALL OF YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN MY OFFICE, FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING.

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Apologizes For His Misconduct At The Headies by xreal: 1:38pm On Jan 02, 2016

Mynd44:
Yes. But then he claims this account has been hacked once.

then such news isn't genuine.

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Apologizes For His Misconduct At The Headies by xreal: 1:15pm On Jan 02, 2016

is that his account?

Celebrities › Re: Olamide Throws Another Shade At Donjazzy, You Gotta See This One! by xreal: 1:11pm On Jan 02, 2016

OCTAVO:
The weed this guy smokes is original!

His noise is becoming too much.

Don Baba sef no respond. This Olamide guy na kid

All of una dey envy Don Jazzy.

Make una go sleep.

He's been making money before most of you guys came to limelight. And evidently he's one of the most successful.

you are right, I agree with you, except the bolded.

Celebrities › Re: olamide to give Phyno his headies award for not being nominated (snapshot) by xreal: 1:05pm On Jan 02, 2016

Childish!

just trying to recruit Phyno to enlarge his army to fight Mavin.

Celebrities › Re: Popular Nigerians Who Died In 2015 by xreal: 4:19pm On Jan 01, 2016

Onyejemechimere:
1. Muna Obiekwe

He was a nollywood veteran actor,he was one of the most talented actors in the industry. born On January 18, 2015, he died from kidney disease after he could not afford the fee his hospital was demanding. he is survived by wife and children.

Nairaland General › Re: The First Thread On Nairaland In 2016!!! by xreal: 5:16am On Jan 01, 2016

Prodeegee.

Happy New Year.

To all petlanders, Happy New Year.

seun

I greet you sir.

Cross over night..... I will mention more names later.

Nairaland General › Re: Grave Of D Richest Man In Kuwait. He Owned Oil Wells,Several Hotels & Properties by xreal: 8:54pm On Dec 30, 2015

lo ba tan!

like my ~~lagosian~~ westerner friends will say.

Celebrities › Re: Davido And BabyMama Fight Over Daughter by xreal: 8:07pm On Dec 30, 2015

na him relative he impregnate?

End Time really.

Education › Re: Why Do Nigerian Higher Intitution Students Speak Pidgin Instead Of English? by xreal: 1:52pm On Dec 30, 2015

Pidgin english is ours, it's a language that unites Nigeria.
Its a language we can call Nigeria's.

Ours is quite different from Ghanaians, Liberians and co.
Speaking pidgin english doesn't mean you can't express yourself fluently in the Queen's english.

Pidgin english is 'informal' informality here is best described in the French vocabulary/context.
Pidgin english unconsciously brings familiarity compared to the certified english.

You can't pass through Nigerian higher institution without being a pro in it.

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