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Heard it several times but after everything,all nah wash

Idiotic woman.You will learn through the hard way

omy goodness

true talk.

BSoul1001:
Lol your funny

Gimme so that I will forward it to him

Cope1:
Op am tempted to ask if you are Reuben Abati. Nyc write up bro

Thanks by the way R.A be my other name

lefulefu:
nice nursery ryhme

Thank you anyway

Billyonaire:
No comment, no longer allowed to share information.

I have searched for aliens and all my search proved abortive.So can you help me know how to meditate properly and connect to them.

babyfaceafrica:
pastor doctor

counter his assertion

Come to quora and ask your question then you will be answered perfectly

Whacha say zef

Why I never set my eyes on this Nokia since edey comot. Abi nah ghost mode them dey release am

Now who says education is a waste.See a man with 6+ degrees and you are lamenting on the impotency of education.Anyway lemme say that ones geographical location contributes a lot to one's opportunities and limitations.

What is your discipline

tee59:
D most dumpest and senseless post by an idiot op.

Werrin I do you nah

BiafranBushBoy:
Nice line Op.

Who first class EPP?

the thing dey Epp small oga. At least your hustle load done reduce. Thanks for the comments

ToriBlue:
Ode .

which one be ode here?

Just this morning I woke up and was very bored since this change govt has rendered most of my activities futile.As I was sitting on the veranda gazing at passersby,there before my eyes this angel with all required feminine structure was passing by.Naso I say walahi that this fish will not pass me today! I revised the potent strategies given to me by harddon.I rushed up-to her and asked after her name,she said it was Vanessa and I told her mine is Xsem. As words turned to sentences our discussion went this way
Girl:So how do you think you can take care of me
Me:I have 18million Naira in my access bank account and that is superfulous
Girl :Hmm!I suspect lies but I need a guy that has talento
Me:I can sing very well lke a force in the air
Girl :But I wear pinkjacket and you have aversion for it
Me: No! Eventhough you ain't as beautiful as queensuccubus but I will take your bumbae1 like backside into consideration.
Girl:Ok I need a first class graduate
Me:Hehe,just ask around I didn't graduate with 3rd class like coolestChris but a smashing Biafranbushboy first class
Girl :Wow! OK I need a good teacher
Me:Bae just ask around,people call me sinz or splinz
Girl :I hope you can advice well
Me:Yeep!even better than elder lefulefu
Girl :Can you satisfy me in the other room!
Me:why not,just ask flexherbal
Girl :But am a Christian.I want no atheist
Me:Bae if you love me I will stop being atheist like Johnnydon22 and turn into a staunch Christian like felixomor
Girl:I see you ain't giving up
Me:Am as steady as sarrki
Girl:Hope you won't later delete me from your heart
Me:Bae ask around am no mynd44
Girl :I am from anambra,hope you respect my culture
Me:Am no lalasticlala, so I won't be deleterious to your snakes
Girl :But you ain't handsome nah
Me:But am better than hungerbaD
Bae:Hmm.I already like you but one more thing
Me:And that is?
Bae:Hope you don't do ponzi
Me:Bae my other name is sgtponzihater and I have more money than ymodulus and finalboss together
Bae:You are too much
Me:Thanks.So what do you say?
Bae:Hmm!i will reply you but when I return from jamb lesson
Me:Ok am waiting ;
So please guys in the house will this bae agree to my proposal.If she refuses nah Lagos lagoon I dey go so

Take this one for tonight enjoyment galore

Valfrankie:
A LIVE insect inside a SEALED pack of noodles? How does that sound to you bro? it's obvious the roach or whatever burrowed its way into the pack from the stall or wherever it'd been stored before purchase. It's not company's fault.

Cockroaches can last in certain conditions if you don't know.I carried out an experiment on cockroaches by putting in a airtight material without food or little or no air. But to my utter amazement the kind insect lasted up-to 2 weeks or thereabouts

Surprisingly, your suspicion is true

[quote author=sats post=55375458]because of 5k or 10k, you claim that you are finished
most likely, you are crying over 5k
i am happy we got rid of you 5k and 10k people, most of you are dullards and f u c k heads

if you are finished, the lagoon is available for your use
ode

A PONZI SCHEME OWES ITS MEMBERS NOTHING

so what do you want nairaland to do for you
So you have made sense? After vituperating and spewing trash on my thread,what meaningful thing did you contribute.You are the biggest idiot and redundant homo for not saying something regarding my post.I don't need your likes on my thread.I need someone with the ability of coherency,someone that understands my write-up not douche bag like you

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whywhyogun:
and don't play possum by saying you are hungry you are weak you deserve to be left alone by white girls

no, even you are hungry , your big black penis fvck like hell !

You are living in in a serious phantasy and utopian of a flaccid tissue that could get turgid momentarily.And I see how much you enjoy this phantasmagoria.Be careful,you might get incurable.By the way today is Sunday and I need to uplift my soul and my God. Bye for now