₦airaland Forum

kilokeys:
chai... i havent even read 4 lines and i have an erect.ion already...

wondering why some women never have orgasm all their lives? ... they think too much..

soups to cook, when to visit the salon, iya kamoru's lace in d market, or why is ds man humping like a gorrilla..


i love being a man o.. we face a task wholeheartedly and finish strong ...

4 lines = ere*ction? Are you for real? Young man, you need Jesus

O boy
Nairaland will soon change the '0rgasm' to 'heavenly feeling'

misayada:
Please how does this abstract reasoning test work? I keep getting d answers wrong from the logic I use. Help

Practise more

faith2ogesco:
u no wan.enter bondage oga?

Ogbeni leave matter for Mathias
I just pinged you...make we relate.

That moment u just comment on a thread because the op is Lalastic

phetty:
By God's Grace, and some scared secrets shared by a friend, who knows himself, I hope so. 28th of May

I know him na. Good luck to you.. While waiting for the Big4

CV of many colors

phetty:
Bro, do you know that the fear people have stereotyped to Dragnet made me almost dishonoured my first ever dragnet invite. Fortunately I passed it. I failed my second dragnet test. But I passed my third dragnet test. Don't know about this (Chevron's) yet

I'm sure you'll ace this one too. When is your date?

phetty:
It's cleared from your comment that you're Dragnet first-timer.

To clear your skepticism, the message isn't a scam. That's Dragnet's style!

Lol free the guy, make Dragnet disvirgin am first
After then, everything will be clear like sun

Congrats! I equally pray for God's favor on other graduates out there. It's well.

ControlX:


If dis our parole click, we go craft regret mail give those guyz for dat other parole wey don hang our hope for moon pass one year now. I dey vex.

I dey tells you. Make I collect this one offer letter first, lol..

ControlX:
Pastor Smooth. U don move ur ministry enter ds thread? . E be like say na here u go carry do permanent site o. Wetin go be d title of d crusade naa? I for like mei be "THAT SUCCESS MAIL MUST LAND" . Oya do sharp sharp fix date. I go do usher for u.

What will be will be sha, no lele. Controlxx Da Usher.. No tamper with the offerings and tithe envelopes sha

See him cheeks like Okonjo-Iweala's

Countdown things henceforth...

PwC abeg no fall my hand o *praying mode*

MarvellousGod:
Been a silent observer, just wnt to clear the air..

There's no partner's interview after this, I asked them last week during my interview. . I asked them what the nxt stage is and when sucessful candidates will be gotten back to. The lady HR said this is the last stage and successful candidates will be gotten back to ending of June or early July....

Have lost interest in the job as they made it clear to me that the location of the job is Lagos and I can't relocate to Lagos. .. All the best y'all.

So you dey this race too?
They have a PH office, or does it mean PH office recruits on its own? Ending of June far o

Nice piece. Students should still endeavor to graduate with fantastic grades.

ControlX:
Did my best, Milady... Got there around six thirty and left around ten. No time. The interview took about thirty minutes. I nab one of the interviewers nodding to one of my responses. But it doesn't mean sha. Na God hand i dey. Gimme money make you ride small nor mean say i sell my bicycle give you. Thanks for asking.

Bado

ceaser:
Dang! Just measured this shyte flaccid. 10" (inches) tops. Never knew BIG could be PROBLEM. Gotta call the doc!

Lies.

No update mail? No invite?
*drives out of thread*

Sounds like an Edo babe
Their gals can...
*runs away before Benin gals descend on me*

Ladies beware! The guy above me will certainly cheat on his wife

Funny but true

Sure! I was a Champion then

Red font?

phetty:
Yes, bro. Did you?

Chief, you sef park your ride here too?

Paroman don scatter this thread

The first pix, Klint d' drunk be like .. "chai.. I refuse to be distracted"

*clears throat*
This one is strong..



meanwhile somewhere in South South...

Where's your fiancée from? I'm just asking on behalf of serious bachelors that may have a genuine interest, you know na

Jamean:
hehe...I don't know jack about downloading movies. A colleague does it for me. But will try to get the link from him tomorrow..he's on leave though.

No qualms then, gracias.

Thank God Allah it didn't happen on a Friday, the building must be very old.