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Lwkmd. . Any1 hu tinks dis isn't 4ni shld go hug transformer. . .

Lols. . .funny stuff

CRAZY!!! CRAZY!!!! CRAZY!!!!!

Nice 1 kiddo. . Kip it up up

I vote Larride out sharp. . . sharp. . .

[quote author=~vicky~]wondrous poster [/quote]culd u plz expansiate?

walexydon: Another 1:
A woman shoots her husband, holds him under water 4 5mins after which she hangs him...10 mins later, they both go out 4 dinner...ow is dis possible

i tink d ansa is dat she has more dan 1 husband there4 al dat was done on d 1st husband n he died,then 10minutes leta she goes out wit her 2nd husband OR She went 2 dinner wit d dead body. . .am i right?? Jst a trial

bunmioguns: must u comment @ all







bush Pig

Totally Ignored

larride: Imagine bunmioguns is now normal

dat wuld definitely b a miracle

Imagine Oluwaseun Osewa dash me NL

larride: Imagine bunmioguns is now normal

dat wuld definitely b a miracle

Imagine P.jonathan electd as minister of education

Ajibel: what the fawwkery is this movt all about...park well joor...cheap publicity


where is the joke by the way for me to criticize _{and insalt}

hmmmmm. . .

AjanleKoko: Do you have a guidance counselor in your school? Or any teacher that you respect a lot?
Speak to him or her about it.

Owk,i wil do dat. . .tnks mahn. . .

bunmioguns: Let me put it straight to u, if u dont want to be bullied here, belong to a class here and we will try to resist any possible means to do so by d so called oldie or whatsoever.....dopejemi can testify to dis



thank you




dont ask me qst again




bye bye






*farts thrice*

hmmm,tnks 4 d offer n d warm welcm 2 NL I appreciate it,bt i dnt wanna join any crew jst yet,i wanna get familiar wit al dis NL stuff 1st...n by d way i aint scared of bullies dat was jst a thread: a joke,i aint afraid of dem cus *luks left n ryt* i gat a way of mekin bullies shake in their boots n pee in their pants{trousers}literarily*winks* tnks again 4 d offer n i rili luk forward 2 workin wit u guys(cus i've heard dat u're a pretty nice guy)n havin a good time here...

AjanleKoko: What class are you in right now?
Have you taken the SSCE? What are your grades in English Language, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Biology? Which other subjects did you take, and how did you do in them?

well i'm in SS 2 i havnt written SSCE yet bt since i entered senior secondary skul my grades in d above mentioned course hv been constant A's....

bunmioguns: *clears throat* well in dis section, we av two parties, NPJC and Projan,

dont try joining NPJC cos you wont enjoy urself, come to Projan and u are sure of a secured future....Bin Gbagbo is d President, I am d acting vice President, Vicky is d gen sec, booqee is our cook while ebamma is our gateman. . .we d projan crews hereby wish u a successful stay @ NL jokes section.......

hmmm,am kinda confused cus i dnt undastand hw ur comment affects dis thread!!!

spicy v: @ XYMC: you have got a very impressive sense θf humor. Welcome to Nairaland; the home for all sorts-you name it, you got it here. So please relax and be cool with being you. Don't seek to please cos you will never succeed at that anyways, heck you might just be trying to please someone who is displeased with him/her self and at war with the whole world! So darlen, have fun here, learn as much as you can and never ever ever take any trash comment personal! You need to get you a recycle bin to immediately trash deserving comments.

Cheers.

wow *blushed* I love uuuu spicy v,u truly ar an inspiration. . .u deserve 2 b a moderator. . .keep it up gurl...n tnk u very very much . . .

spicy v: I am glad you found help in the suggestion provided. God bless you as you make the right decision in walking the path θf success.

AMEN my sister

spicy v: Well you need to honestly scrutinize your motive for desiring to study Medicine as that will help you make the best decision.

I am an advocate for pursuing passion. You clearly have passion in fields other than Medicine and it gets better-you've got natural talents and potentials, also in a lucrative field. Being good in sciences is a poor criteria to choose Medicine as a course θf study. You need better reasons. I say you go for where you have passion and potentials, it would be easier for you to further develop those potentials and the passion will be the drive you need to never quit when you are faced with gigantic challenges.

wow!!! Tnks alot Spicy v, u've rili helped me. . .GOD BLESS U

Husband n wife were arguing on who is the most coward & scared btw dem. After a long argument,they decided 2 ask their 2 kids who they tink was d most coward & scared btw dem. The 1st kid says: Dad is d most coward cus "He's scared of women,whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town, he closes his one eye {i.e winks at d lady}. . . Wife realizin d meanin was very angry wit her husband.
The 2nd kid goes "dat is nothing,mummy is so scared 2 sleep alone wen Dad works night shift,mummy sleeps wit d man nxt door; sumtyms she invites d Gardener or Uncle Kingsley 2 sleep wit her.. Sumtyms Uncle Mayowa d Youth corper,after leavin ur room even escort her 2 d bathroon & bath wit her jst bcus she's scared. . .HUSBAND FAINTED IMMEDIATELY!!!:-D

I am not mad!!!!

PretiEbony: i guess its a mental disorder.....mtschew!

....i tink we got off on d wrong foot,am sori if u dnt lyk my post bt i'm jst a newbie u cn check my tym onlyn,i jst joined nairaland dis nyt. .cum'on u gatta gv me credit 4 dis post,isn't it gud enof or even higher dan d state of a newbie??.& by d way i'm nt mentally challenged

Sori if i'm bein selfish. . .i want 2 b a Medical doctor n i am veri gud in my science subjs especialy Biology. I am also veri gud in al dis kinds of manual work lyk plasterin walls of buildins though i've done jst mendin bt wen eva i do it, i do it exceptionaly wel n it's always beautiful n i am also veri gud in T.D(Technical drawin) instinctively,even if i dnt get much teachin abt a drawin i do it beautifuly n i lyk doin it. . .nw d confusion z whether 2 study Medicine in my University or whether 2 study Buildin engineerin/architecture
Plzzz i nid ur help n opinions plz help me n God wil help u n bless u. . .tnks

ode remo: bla bla bla bla , i beg where is da joke pls.

ehmm bros i no sure so i say mek i jus ask u "u blind?"

Valiantvaliant: Funny yoke

. . .Aiiit i cn c d legendary Valiantvaliant aint a hater afteral

[quote author=ondo_boi]Hahaha!! Very funny!![/quote]. . .aha tnks my guy

PretiEbony: Are u suffering from yellow fever..?

hmmm,i beliv my doctor said i am nt bt i tink u shld go 4 d test cus i cn c d symptoms on u. . .*No offence Preti ebony*

Wowww *blushed* tnk u 4 ur words of encouragement n luvin comments. . .plz no..no plz d cheers is enof ok,u'll damage my ears wit dis ur shouts n screams of joy n excitememt. . .*taken nicely*

So nw jst tel me plz hw does dis affect d . . . Of . . .lols

ode remo: i can not but imagine what's on your mind when u pen this clueless joke.
i just hope u never had in mind we would laugh.
just a tot.

abeg gv d guy a break na. .
Adetaoh. . .lols . . .u try jare no mind dis hater

I am d Chairman of d Newbie Movement Against Bullies in Nairaland & Other Allied Sites {N.M.A.B.N.O.A.S.}.
We at d NMABNOAS beliv in d spirit of equality among users in al sites b it a Newbie,a so-calld Oldie or watsoever. We beliv dat no1 shld b bullied on any site 4 any reason bcs it cn cause d persn sum sort of trauma or so,i myslf i'm a victim so i speak out of experience nt ignorance,i hv bin bullied nt once or twice bt severally. As a result of dat i ws induced in2 a coma 4 7 gud years..yeah i knw u're surprised bt i didnt say i was liein or nt.
Nw 2 d main item on d list, we hv gotten alot of reports cumin 2 d headquarters abt hw bullies torment newbies on dis site n mek their lives a livin hell{literarily speakin},dey bully d newbies 2 d extent of sendin alot of dem 2 d hospital beds 4 mental disorder,trauma's n mekin several odas 2 quit d net n also on 5 occassions mekin dem 2 comit suicide(bt nt kil demslfs).
I as d Chairman of dis board,i'm determined 2 bring d culprits 2 buk..we shal nt do as d bullies want anymor
we wil nt submit 2 bein bullied n doin ntin abt it.
So i d chairman,i'm puttin in2 effect d followin rules 2 b obeyed n adhered 2,if nt we go show u say khaki no b leather..(hehe i've always wantd 2 use dat).d rules r as follows:
1,no oldie shal insult any newbie
2,no oldie shld eva post ill coments on a newbie's topic
3,no oldie shal dare attempt 2 bully a newbie on-net or off-net
4,no oldie shal eva dare back-bite a newbie
5,al newbies shal get 1 wish every week 2 b carried out by an oldie of his/her choice
6,al newbies emm. . .em. .emhem ehem. . .ehnm. .by d oldies.
4 nw dis ar d rules. Any oldie hu neglects dis rules or breaks dem shal personaly dance 2 d music.
Accordin 2 sectn(6)sub4 of d 1954 constitution of d Federal board of NMABNOAS it states dat any breakin of law or rule by an Oldie shal face execution by mockin,whc wil b carried out by d Elite Military Squad of Newbies Soldiers.etc
Dis msg is 4rm d Headquarters of NMABNOAS 2 Nairaland by Xymc: chairman Announcer. . .tnk u
PLEASE NOTE DAT D ABOVE IS A COMPLETELY FALSIFIED DOCUMENT...so thou shal nt bully me 4 talkin,4 verily verily i say unto u,whosoever shal adhere 2 d above wil get alot of rewards 4rm he-hu-must-nt-be-name....
Plzz pardon my grammatical errors if there's any. . . .

Guy wldon u try,bt d sides of my lips no even attempt 2 smile. . .