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My best joke for tonight.
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, A LOVELY COUPLE went on a long walk.
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The remaining story will be published when they return. . . Lmao.

My best joke for tonight.
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, A LOVELY COUPLE went on a long walk.
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The remaining story will be published when they return. . . Lmao

A woman beat her son for stealing. She asked him, "do you know where stealing would lead you?", the son replied "yes", surprised, the woman asked "where?" and the son replied "NATIONAL ASSEMBLY!!!"

mormoni: Ehen atleast u triedt small for dis one


More grease to ur elbows

Hahaha, tnks buddy expect more...

Boy: Babe, i want to show you something.
Girl: What is it??
Boy: But can i show you this in your room?
Girl: Okay.
Boy: Can we close the door?
Girl: hmmm okay
Boy: Can we close the window?
Girl: Okay.
Boy: Can we turn off the light?
Girl: Yess.
Boy: Grab my hand.
Girl: *grabs his hand* what is it?
Boy: Look at this, my watch glows in the dark!!!

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You can be a winner!!!
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What are you still waiting for?? Scratch & win!!
What you see is what you win. . . It really works!!! NB: Scratch carefully...

A man gave a fake $20 to a blind man by the road side who was begging for alms. The blind man said, excuse me sah,but i have to tell u that your money is fake and i don't like it.
The man was surprised and said, how did u know it's fake?. The blind man replied "well i'm not blind, i'm standing in for my blind friend who always stands here"
The man asked, "and where is your friend?"
The blind man replied "he has gone to the cinema to watch a movie..."

mormoni: u ar d biggest fool I hav ever seen....dis is d jokes section, so u shuld knw wat dat means.....otondo


*leaves thread with pity

Tnks for the insult but incase your eyes are fading i wrote "Not a joke"

Pls this is not a joke. . . Can you donate your kidney to your boyfriend or girlfriend?? . .Pls be sincere YES or NO?? Support your answer with reasons.

You're welcome Marie. . .can we be friends? *coy face*

Jojo Armani: just because de poster above me they tackle de poster above her doesnt mean she hate her.

Just because you're tryin to justify them doesn't mean it'll affect the price of ... in the ....

Jojo Armani: just because de poster above me they tackle de poster above her doesnt mean she hate her.

Just because you're tryin to justify them doesn't mean it'll affect the price of ... in the ...

larride: LARRIDE, THE ANGEL AND OVRIKPO

After Sunday service, i returned home, find some food to eat and then slept off. I had a dream. I was with an Angel discussing some issues about LIFE. then i saw OVRIKPO coming our way, the ANGEL stopped him and the following conversation ensued

ANGEL: WELCOME
OVRIKPO: YES, THANK YOU
ANGEL: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
OVRIKPO: WHY YOU WAN KNOW?
ANGEL: I'M THE ANGEL THAT GUIDE THE GATE OF HEAVEN
OVRIKPO: AND SO? ABEG I WAN ENTER
ANGEL: BEFORE YOU GO, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
OVRIKPO: NA WETIN?
ANGEL: IF YOU ARE GIVEN $500MILLION AND 40MORE YEARS TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND ENTER HELL FIRE, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
OVRIKPO: CHOI WEY THE MONEY, I GO COLLECT THE MONEY, THEN I GO HIRE ALL THE FIRE FIGHTER AND FIRE BRIGADER FOR WARRI MAKE DEM COME QUENCH HELL FIRE










THE ANGEL FELL INTO COMA

lols. . .now that's much better. . .that's ma boy. . .

Lols,ok,lets kip it goin. . . Just because u guys hav stayed long on NL doesnt mean u're legends.

Lol

Lets gooo!!!

Hey guys lets play an interesting game. It goes like this: You just use the phrases "JUST BECAUSE" & "DOESN'T MEAN" to form a sentence..(funny ones plz).. For example: Just because i'm updating this doesn't mean i'm idle... The 1st & last persons to comment are the winners. . . The prizes for the winners will be announced at a later date. . .last chance!!!

Abeg no jus waste my time,wher d joke na,i dey hurry wan go poo *gaggles*

mikuz: just standby.

Owk *grins*

mikuz: just standby.

Owk *happy face*

Am i too late??*sad/cat face*

Lwkmd,lols etc,i can't stop laughing,good job@OP

What da hell is this

Lwkmd funny stuff,nice try @OP. . .it's surprising the number of people that view threads and the number of people that comments. . .nairalanders should learn to appreciate posts by showing it{i.e commenting}.

Your wife is like a TV,while your girlfriend is like a mobile phone.
At home you watch TV,but when you go out you take your mobile phone. No money,you sell the TV,got money,you change your Mobile phone.
Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your Mobile phone.
TV is free for life,but for the Mobile phone if you don't pay,the services will be terminated.
TV is big,bulky and most of the time old,but the Mobile phone is cute,slim,curvy and very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,but for the Mobile phone,it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,Mobile phone doesn't. Most importantly,Mobile phone is a two-way communication (you take and listen), but with the TV you must only listen (whether you want it or not).
Last but not the least.TV's don't have viruses but Mobile phones often do...
TRUE OR FALSE??

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]These are what important but won't keep a relationship alive if one person wants out.[/quote]I can see you're married,so let me ask you,have you ever tried the 40 days dare trial on your husband?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Or maybe this list of advice is just bullshyt[/quote]Everyone is entitled to his opinion: i don't blame you...but like i said earlier,i didn't create this list,i only shared it...

larride: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ BUT I JUST WANTED TO TRY YOUR EXPERIMENT

Hahaha. . .lwkmd but not with my sister. . .undastoods. . .*spits after chewing stick,with a wrapper wrapped round d shoulder & waist*

2goodbobo: And what if it doesn't work, what next?

If it doesnt work,it means u didnt do it exactly or you just werent meant for each other...sorry!!

buklan: WORD!
buh question... did u get this from a book or brot it up ursef? n do u practise dis sayings ursef?

Actually i got it from somewher on d web,i just thought it would be nice to share it with u guys...& to your 2nd question,i don't practice this becos i don't have a relationship,i'm a student & my books are my 1st priority...

xynerise: I have done contrary to all this and yet my relationship is immortal

buklan: WORD!
buh question... did u get this from a book or brot it up ursef? n do u practise dis sayings ursef?

Actually i got it from somewher on d web,i just thought it would be nice to share it with u guys...& to your 2nd question,i don't practice this becos i don't have a relationship,i'm a student & my books are my 1st priority...
It's good that your relationship is immortal buh as urself this questn; is she realy happy?

larride: Can i try it on your sister @ OP?

Yes,u can,if u want to visit ur grave anytym soon...

Jojo Armani: U try anyway. Nice joke

Tnks dude