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@all...let's analyze Logically
Most guys here say de wil choose d poor and beautiful woman inorder to enrich her in d future but remember dat d rich man in d situation is very ugly too..meaning this is a case of ugly rich man choosing beautiful poor lady which according to the ladies here will go for handsome poor gateman leading to the former beautiful lady grabbin as much money as possible to search for a handsome poor dude
So inorder words, the situational question posted by the OP is sure to end in doom in all situation
THIS QUESTION CAN ONLY BE ANALYZED LOGICALLY

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If u r a girl living in port harcourt

For port harcourt job seekers
From my job hunting experience, I noticed dat some companies do recruit anytime without even advertising.. They simply gather CVs in their post office box and invite dem for apt test.. The secret is start posting your CV thru post office to d following companies
1.. Geoservices Nigeria limited (they recruit seperately frm schlumberger)
2.. Drilog pdl
3.. Oiltest Group
4.. Ciscon
5.. Cetco Oilfield
Jus google up their address with PO Box/PMB and send via post office
Simple!!!

Vacant HSE position in an oil servicin position in Transamadi
My guy created dis vacancy after he resigned recently..His position is stil vacant
Method of application - jus walk in directly, ask for d human resource manager/HSE manager and drop ur CV
Note: You must have up to HSE level 3 training..you don't need experience and d company is plot 278 transamadi industrial layout..(Plantgeria)... Pls don't mention dat I posted here on nairaland ohhhhhh

Heard saipem is inviting for test in phc
I wasn't invited but I applied for Elect/elect and I intend to gatecrash d test
Jus wanted to knw if it is possible to gatecrash a saipem apt test for those who have written saipem before

Agbero job is d most dangerous job
Trust me mortuary attendant is anoda deadly job because spirits can hail you any day

Gentle Naaz: Wat women shouldnt ask a man
1. Wat do u do 4 a livn?
2. I need money 2 do ds, e.g plate hair
3. Wl u marry me?
4. I hope u r nt sex freak?
5. Wn wl u c my parents
6. In short dnt ask selfish questions

I support your first two questions
D first tin a girl wanna knw frm a guy, are u a student or working and assuming you tell her, I work in Agip or halliburton or shell or Exxon or any known big company, she instantly fall in love with you and start callin you swthrt or baby without even discovering if you are a woman batterer or if you hav 10 girlfriends or if are a bad boy... Girls fall nowadays for what de hear..dats why I have to delete myself frm all des social networks
Girls nowadays are seekin for relationship for dier own selfish interest nowadays and dats why many marriages collapse because many girls marry for the wrong reason.

COOLDUN: From your teachings, I think the best way to avoid failing the examination of ladies, is to keep silent to them, and then follow them like deaf and dumb, if we should avoid all these questions naa.

Abi ohhh
D tin tiya me self
D truth is that girls don't knw wat de want
As for me, I jus be myself, I ask whatever I want, if she feel offended then screw her
Girls plenty everywhere
Naturally I'm a good and well brought up guy and I ask whatever a well brought up lady should have no problem answering but if otherwise, I will know she s a hooker and dump her..respect a lady but don't be such a slowpoke in doing it..Period

manibuds: nice tips,what if an ugly dude wants a pretty lady or OND holder dude wants an MBA holder babe or ajegunle/ijora guy wants ikoyi/lekki babe or....u catch my drift?dbanj.mikel obi,victor moses,dangote's nephew,deziani's sons(you kno dem)will flout your advice over and over and the babes will come over and over.

we all kno these tips/rules are like job interview tips...succour for desperate jobless pple or in this case gold digging-man or woman trying to use the option of marriage or some sort of relationship to climb up and stay up.
ajegunle guy does not need tips to get ajegunle babe or vice versa,stress arises when one of them wants to move up.
numerous experiments have been performed on these kinds of issues and it was found that male and females of the same physical,mental,environmental attributes chose each other as most attractive.
so good luck to you if you be oshiomole(without his coins and power) and you want a genevive or omotola(at their prime 10years ago with the money and recognition they have today).
if you like make u print out the advice,chew am,swallow am.
moderators should edit these posts,unless of course you expect pple of certain age and experience to skip them.....nairaland needs to restructure posts...maybe u could rate them....like PG,16,R18 or pry sch,sec sch,msc and above.....this will definetly help

Dude u jus hit d nail on d head
End of discussion
All des rules apply only when a guy level is not up to d girls level
As far as I am concerned, If (sorry when) I start working in Total E&P, I can flout all rules and still be jammin all chicks around
@poster..u better wake up 4rm ur slumber because as far as naija girls is concerned, even if u keep all rules, d babe will still dump you
KEY POINT; as a guy, work on urself, get d money and style and u can walk down to any lady and say, "hey girl, u got a fine boobs, wanna Bleep it right now" and by d time she sees ur jeep close by you, she will simply smile over it and give it to you...SIMPLE
No b today yanch de back
Rules or no rules, d chick will dump ur sorry ass except she be village girl or primary school drop out

Gulf of mexico Oil Explosion again !!!!!!
BP yet to recover from deepwater horizon explosion, now Black Elk Energy production platform explosion... Cutting pipe with crude oil Cmon what is happening to Safety compliance? Working in the oil industry really is a dangerous business. The fatality rate for oil and gas workers is 15.8 deaths per 100,000 employees, according the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The explosion is coming a day after BP settled criminal charges in the Macondo disaster by agreeing to pay $4.5 billion in penalties.

1... Arrange olympic games in ur backyard - 100m race and high jump

2... Play police catch d thief

3... Play I touch you last

4... Climbing your neighbour bathroom window to peep/pant watchin thru mirror

5... Gamebox, skilolo, agara, maga wit slippers, using 11 beer bottle cover to represent brazil, coke bottle cover to represent 2england

6... Steal meat from d pot

7... Pretend you are going to school, divert to Playstation1 and play till close of school

8... Cry whenever I don't get called up at d assembly for prize at d end of d term

9... Demand for chrismass clothes, plastic watch and eye glass

10... Always happy when its time to travel to the east for christmass

11... Scared of father chrismass

12... Fight or beat anybody who look for my trouble

13... Watched Nigeria Vs India match

14... I see people who have travelled to abroad as Billionaires

15... Best food include Zobo, ojukwu finger, groundnut cake, coconut candle, ribbon sweet, nasco bisquit
I miss them sha
Loooooooooooolzzzz

Dis s a sick thread

Let's be honest, D williams are jus denying and tryin to disown dier home country..If Nigeria we're to be a world power country, trust me they wil say the opposite..Serena is fromm Imo state..simple

With united winning d first leg 3 - 2, aggregate score is 7 - 7
Hence chelsea qualifies due to playing both matches in front of their fans while Man united moves into African Caf championsleague
Draws on saturday: United likely to draw mushimushi warriors from angola and generator bombers from warri

With united winning d first leg 3 - 2, aggregate score is 7 - 7
Hence chelsea qualifies due to playing both matches in front of their fans while Man united moves into African Caf championsleague
Draws on saturday: United like to draw mushimushi united from angola and generator bombers from warri

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Decamping Form! Decamping Form!! Decamping Form!!!
Registration form into Chelsea Fans Nigeria Limited is out about now
Deadline is midnight approx 1 hour time
If you are frustrated with Arsenal/wenger, Man utd/fergusson, man city/mancini, liverpool, barcelona, real madrid, bayern munchen, juventus and d likes, better pick your form now before d deadline
Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[quote author=blogger1.0]maybe we go do d main tin sef! Haba![/quote]People de watch match, you wan codedly go wipe abi
I de go report you to admin

Seems the chelsea goal have been cancelled
It remains 3 - 3

Juventus leading 2 - 1
Liverpool losing 1 - 2
PSG leading 2 - 1
Police losing to NEPA 0 - 2

GOAL FLASH
Are u really lookin for drama
Serie A is place to be and not Capital 1/league Cup because englich football is jus some creepy and bunch of wankstars

GOAL FLASH
Real madrid 1 goal down to a lower division side in copa de rey
Terrible! Terrible!! Terrible!!!

GOAL FLASH
Inter milan have put sampdoria to the sword
Milito, palacios and guarin put inter 3 - 1 up
With Juve stil playin 1- 1, Inter closing to within 2points at top of SERIE A

GOAL FLASH
PSG have a goal against Olypique marseille at d parc de prince
Thiago silva wit a penalty
Elsewher in french cup, lyon and bordeaux were both bundled out while lille and montpellier sneak through
Remember marseille are d defending champions of French cup