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i m xyoung de lee xian.
i live in shanghai china.i m ready 2match seun 25billion naira.
i thereby BID 30 BILLION NAIRA. pls let me gt feedbck so i can tkeover as soon as possible

thank God i ve found my people.my name s christian,a final yr UNIBEN EEE with option in telecommunication.presently i m stucked in my final project research.i ll b vry glad if any1 here helps me with materials,downloads or direction 2go abou it.the topic is 'A STUDY OF QUALITY OF SERUICE CONTROL IN 3G COMMUNICATION IN NIGERIA', Pls i nid help

i use k750
i av 3probs wit my fone.
1.cant download wit my opera 2.0.6
2.cant hear properly when receivin cal xcept wit earpiece
3.my keypad 1,2,3 n analog buttons alwy hang.
4.i ve bought about 3batteries n dey last 4hour roughly

i dnt think so,
Cos some developed countries are called fatherland country

ie
france
germany
america
UK
even south africa
and so on,

there should be a better reason

i guess because this country is a bit fake to be given dat masculine stance,

i dnt know??
anybody with a better answer

No need to panic here,
The reason is not far fetched.The New President of america is just trying to help his HOME COUNTRY people .i mean BARRACK OBIOMA.i heard he is from EZINHINNTE MBAISE in IMO STATE.He is simply giving back to his Motherland COUNTRY.I should be leading the LINES in the fight against ILLEGAL KIDNAPPING in in the NIGER DELTA region becos i just watched it on CNN that 4000 US MARINES will be sent there soon. WATCH OUT for me withj my MACK 10.


NIGERIA IS IN TROUBLE

Since our leaders have failed to leads ,
Its now time for evrybody 2 do wat you like,
i mean LIVE YOUR LIFE

you know SHIT HAPPENS in 9ja


  REMEMBER YOU ARE IN NIGERIA WHERE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE

make una forget matter.First of all wetin carry dis chicks go bank go find work.Anything they see, they should accept it and stop complaining.
Even if you have to Bleep to get a job,all join



REMEMBER YOU ARE IN NIGERIA WHERE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE

abeg our moslems brothers, any ram for me to chop,
i dey surulere dey wait ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Rhodalyn:

@rhodalyn

why are you shockd?
you must have smtin 2 contribute 4 intrudin into privacy,

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=162679.msg2710310#msg2710310 date=1219768296]Actually, you're right. It does have one Net slang in it, which I suppose you counted as a grammatical error.
But honey, that's nothing new.
What I'll have you do, is edit/revise, not only your errors, but your attitude.
If you continue to think of women as bitches and slaves, am sorry to say, all hopes are lost for you.
Try to teach yourself what you were not taught while growing up, it is never [/b]too late.
Men of nowadays that try their best to behave like irrational, education deprived dogs aka "street boys", have bleak futures.
Am not trying to hate, but that's what this stranger has got to let you know.
Adios!
Thank you.[/quote][b]From what you are demonstrating,anybody will easily infer dat u are one those[b] FRUSTRATED and DEJECTED little WHORES who dnt have a little bit of HOME UP BRINGING and HOME TRAINING

i dnt blame you,cos it is not your fault my young girl.i seriously Blame the GOVT for LETTING out CONVICTS and LUNATICTS like you PARADING the streets
My advice is that
YOU TRY TO WATCH YOUR BACK because U neva can Tell hu u are MESSING up with.[/b]

ALSO time for CHICKS to air their views tooooooooooooooooooo

Big PENIS,BROAD CHEST,HANDSOME FACE,TALL GUY,FAT GUYS

pls rank dem in order of PRIORITY.
which one is top of your list.


Wwwwwwhat bois can do,girls can do better

tope2000:
ok
i can see that you are angry, take am easy oooo

tope of a thing, indescrimate negative posting evrywhere,na waoooooooooooo
point of correction ,not angry jus talking d talk,u feel me.


@Ruby
ur reply also hav grammatic error n spelling error 4 ur information.
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
confused fellons hovering on nairaland.

dis forum is nt for people of ur calibre,hu hav nothin 2 offer.

@ all, if i said anything wrong ,hit me back n i will PROOVE my point

Ruby u suck bit tym

Hi folks.I am tired and fed up with these oooooour Present day Existing players and i think its time to have own non-existing imaginative players for the future.

The aim is to attach a nigerian name to an international or non-Nigerian football player

Example

Obinna Messi


OR




Sergio Ogheneriquelme ikedia



LETs GET YOURs

this happen yesterday
at my neighbours house



Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father! He will not give me anything.

sorry is this the right place??



Lawyer Joke
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of creepy-crawlie infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

"I'll choose this room," he said.

Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads."

recent happening in lagos have shown that wonders are right beneath our nose.
former miss nigeria has been impregnated by a famous babalawo in the ijesha-tedo area of surulere,
and our sources confirmed that she has been going around like she hasnt even noticed she is preg.
when asked she said she is not preg but only properly fed by her new catch.

in these case i wonder who catch who?

www.babalawo.com

make it rain

djfiki:
if wenger could be compared to an animal.
which animal would he be?
The legendary tortoise!!!

excess wisdom dey worry am!

UNA coach no get sense.
he de mislead una

Arsenal is a team for Babies,
how come Old man wan com,i jus taya for the matterrrrrr.

 How come evry body linked with gonners are ARSE-HOLES

Check it

ARSE-nal

ARSE[/b]ne wenger

[b]ARSE-shavin

i hate ARSEnal and WOMAN united
Both will relegate this season

CHELSEA-----Winners of UNCOUNTABLE this time ie

PREMIERSHIP
CARLING CUP
FA CUP
CHAMPIONSLEAGUE
ARMSTADAM TOURNAMENT
EMIRATE CUP
RAIlWAY TROPHY
TIM CUP
TROFEO BERLUSCONI CUP


   we too much
CHELSEA  4 LIFE

abeg RUBI,
which country be Gods own country?


it means say d other coutries na DEVILS OWN COUNTRY?   :oabi?

including        N,

i no talk ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

;d

any body studying MEDICINE shudnt hav MOOONEY as priorrrity because it has 2 d wit saving life,
its almost like involuntary jobs.

if y all lokng for real and fast cash,

about $500k a month.thinnnnnk of it
i advice you to enta ANY OF D FOLLOWIN
1.DRUG PUSHING
2.TERRORISM
3.KIDNAPPING
4.HOSTAGE TAKING
5.ASSASINATION


incase u are interested, contact me,
can be of much help
peace ya

how come evry bdy has just turnd into soccer follower all of a sudden,


uhmmmm
even female
<stard watchin soca>

9ice improvement

if u hold messi.
what of aguerro,
i think the main person in the argentine array is Riquelme.
those hhhis thru passes