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Haaaaa...wahala dey ooo..anyway my own was that i once dreamt EFCC caught me,and i was sentenced to 21years in new york city with beautiful babes.

The second dream was that i am spiderman! Lol...wierd huh? Sick? Nah.

I'd hate to burst d bubbles..but seriously the season is just begining....i just love the way we are getting our 3points where people doubt we wouldnt!..

Witi: that will be a miracle. imagine me not getting banned for asking for the price of garri on NL

lol..that will be a miracle o..imagine if Barca sign me,and i bench messi

Imagine if seun is banned from NL

3 widowed friends died and met in heaven;Bob,sam and tom. They were told they would be given private cars they would use to drive themselves around heaven,the quality of their car would depend on how faithful they have been to their wife! So off they go,later sam was driving with his new pick up truck and met Bob,who was driving a motorcycle,'Hey Bob,nice one you got there! ''.yeah,lucky me,i saw my wife riding a bmw,''Bob said with a grin.
''ay,me saw evelyn my wife riding a toyota camry.''sam said. So they continued on their way,they met Tom riding his Limo. ''hey there,you got to be one of the most faithful man ever,''they both exclaimed,but you dont look happy,why?

Tom,amidst sobs said,''I saw Linda my wife riding a skateboard.

In a church,the pastor said all members should contribute money depending on how beautiful your wife is! Everybody was contributing huge amounts proudly,except one man,he donated #50,the pastor asked him,young man,why are you this stingy? Are you telling me your wife is not worth thousands?! The man replied,''No she isnt. The pastor asked him to point out his wife.''Eliza,Eliza,' he shouted. The pastor heard a weak,''sir'' from the back,as one woman stood up! As the pastor saw the woman,he asked the money collector to give the man change.

A man was boasting of how his dog was a very good one to his friend,'my dog can do almost anything,it gets my paper every morning,it checks my email and facebook acount,it sends message to my gf,it goes to the market too and it even acts as my chauffeur.'' the man claimed.
''oh,i know that.''his friend said indifferently.
''how do you know? The man asked.

''My dog told me''.the friend answered sarcastically.

Akpoes was toasting a babe.

Akpoes;baby i really love you,and i'd do anything for you.

Girl;please i cant,i need a responsible guy.

Akpoes;Am responsible.

Girl;hows that?

Akpoes;anytime a gal gets pregnant in our neighbourhood,people say am responsible.

Boquee went to a doctor to complain of body pains.

Boquee; doctor,am in pains.

Doctor;hows that?

Boquee;i feel pains all over my body,any part of my body i touch feels like its on fire.

Doctor;can you show me?

Boquee;ofcourse,she uses her index finger to poke her thighs,'ouch. She poked her tommy,'ouch. Her cheek,'ouch.

Doctor;oh dear,i dont think you are in pains,i think you broke ur finger.

One day larride was passing by a mental hospital,there was strange unusual noise coming from the mental house,the inmates where all shouting;13...13....13....Larride was very curious,and decided to check why the inmates where repeating the same number,as the fence was too high for him,he decided to peep through a crack in the wall,as he bent to peep,the inmates poked him in the eye with a stick,and started shouting....14....14....14

In a classroom,during a maths test,Vicky suddenly put her papers on the ground and continued writting. The teacher was suprised and asked,''Vicky why are you writting on the floor? Vicky,''question number 3 says;without using table solve the following questions.

A man and his son entered a big supermarket,being so Local they stared at anything they have never seen before like it was from heaven! As they walked around the supermarket they noticed a door that opens automatically when someone approaches,just as they were still staring in amazement at this wonderful type of 'refrigerator'..an old woman walked into the elevator and up it goes,ding,dong ding dong..the numbers dinged ascendingly as the elevator moved up,a moment later it started descending,and when it got to 0 and opened up,father and child couldnt believe there eyes,behold was a young,beautiful and sexy girl,without taking his eyes off the girl,the man told his son,''Run home as fast as you can,and get your mother here.

charles.akhen:
A thousand years by christina perry [color=#990000][/color]

....yezzzzzzz thank you,thats d song i was talking about,twz used in twilight

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Holla [/color]

mu.mu old luck. U 4 continue parking the bus at monaco. Just wen chelshit didnt park the bus,they got trashed.

medjai: Deulofeu is in the squad for the Getafe match. I hope he gets the chance to steal a few minutes. Thiago is also fit to play and is in the squad.
I'd love to see Messi rested.

My preferred line-up:

---Valdes---

---Alves---Puyol---Pique---Adriano---

----Song----
---Thiago---Cesc---

---Pedro---Villa---Tello---

..u gotta be kidding me,Rest messi? Yes ofcourse,but we are playing away against a team whose confidence is boosted by many facts;beating madrid,beating us last term.

Zico0: Dj sbu ft zahara -lengoma
blackmagic- confam
usher- climax
treysongz- heart attack
cb- dont wake me up

....wow..yeah i 4got...Heart attack is very cool.trey songz killed it,dont wake me up..i sumtyms get tired of it,

safarigirl: I tend to listen (or sing/hum) to Holiday by Greenday, As long as you love me by Justin Bieber, Dance for me by Wizkid, Pound the alarm by Nicki Minaj, The Way you Look Tonight and Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra. But haven't played anything today

pound the alarm is cool.

Well dem plenty oooo! But one song i wont ever get tired of is;; IF I COULD TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME by R.Kelly!

Then this songs always makes me soooo ******
A THOUSAND YEARS- used in twilight d movie,4got the artist.

Lemme see-Usher ft R.ross

Payphone-maroon 5/wiz khalifa.


Free Falling-claudia cazacu.


Heheheh i know y'all said one,but could'nt help my self...a lot others,but i will stop here

atuagbo: over nite dey ill bomb d whole world

exactly what i was thinking

Have anyone here wondered what our fate would have been,or what would have happened had it ben America,USSR and all this powerful countries where islamic countries? ...*smh*

ziccoit: With all these lies and misinterpretations you put up as facts, do you know that NOBODY could be as just as PROPHET MUHAMMED in the history of mankind?

That is why he will be the only one with exclusive priviledge to intercede for all the mankind including you, asking ALLAH to judge us all on that day.

And I swear by ALLAH who owns my life that JESUS will deny you on that day except you stop being senseless and worship one and only GOD who is ALLAH in leu of ordinary mortal being the PROPHET JESUS.

This is my message to you this morning.

silly comment! Please share what you have been smoking.

alaoeri: But to be sincere why are non muslim producing such thing to intimidate muslims, this ain't the 1st, 2nd or 3rd time & they know what its all result to. Unlike xtians, muslims doesn't like someone mocking their religion then why not desist from the act for peace to reign.

$illy comment,

*Smh* this thread stinks of stupi'dity,childishness,boredoom,conspiracy,illiteracy,dullardness,mis-information,poo,un-appreciation,irrelevance,de-meaning-comments,suffocating-comments,annoying-comments,re-tardness,indiscipline,pollution,ignorance, etc! May network never let all this people bashing edris view NL ever again! Some even go to the extent of saying the guy cnt make good raps,not knowing this old rappers are the ones that actually promoted our muzik industry! Infact may u haterz lose ur phones one by one.

Mcleo007: Anyone saw Messi's goal yesterday against Paraguay? So.... Is Messi still "unable to do it without Xavi and Iniesta"? 9 goals in 5 international appearances suggests otherwise.

everybody knows that cr7 fan boys use that line 4 the sake of arguement!

Pedro is on fine form,he is one of our best attacker,way better than alexis! That guy gets into space,even in tight dspace,and he is a hardworker,! 4 me it shuld be gk;-V.V.

Df;-Alves(montoya),pique,mascherano or puyol,then alba(adriano).our youngsters cn always be given chances too.

MF;-Busquets(song),Xavi(thiago),iniesta(fabregas)

FW;-Messi,pedro,Villa(alexis)(tello) thast hw much beta it cn get jare

No nid 4 long talks,jst folo me tank God 4 giving me admission,den go chek urs.

Now the arguement is actually over! *phewww* now can someone please tell me how to download p0rn? :-D

slimyem: i have respected everyone's opinion on this thread...and have answered counter questions accordingly,humbly and arguementatively
The only thing i don't and won't respect is nonsense!
Now,lemme see you close the thread with all the powers bestowed on you!
I await!

..ummm,ok