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Exponental: dont confuse urself, hw can u say nobody n still say he left d wife in d car. D wife no get body?
Ok........he rolled up d car, thereby suffocating d woman, d woman unlocked d door but couldnt make it to opening d door, thereby giving easy entrant 2 d stranger, who tried rescuing d woman.

...by nobody i meant no other person than the wife,how can the wife suffocate? Maybe they r in a bad neighbourhood which explains y he locked the car to keep his wife safe! Oh? WIFE?....dat mks it simple frm here,if u figured the woman is the wife

Adriano..says Barca is ready for madrid.......the super copas on 23..dats thursday next week...

I predict a 3-0 and a goal each from messi,Alexis and fabregas

olaide07: 1988-1955 that makes him 33

...thats correct,i mean my first question..about a man,a woman and a stranger

neeyee88: ok, if a man was born in 1955 and still 33yrs old...that simply means he was born on February 29, he celebrates his birthday once in every 4 years...so if he celebrates his birthday once in 4 yrs, he would be 33yrs now...just tell me I got it right...

..then the man must be a magician or hiro nakamura.....lol

Exponental: he probably left d key @ d door of d car.......

...but u shuld know if he left the key in d door,the stranger wuld just come in kill the woman,and left,but it is deduced from the riddle that the stranger was still dere even though the woman is dead.

Emperorjames: If u didn't tell the exact year the man was born, i would say he is Jesus

...yeah Jesus was 33 when he was crucified,but this person was born in 1955

SDoubleOBrown: [/b]A man was born in 1955,but he is still alive perfectly healthy,and still 33years of age! How is this possible?

Its the year 1988

....yeah,what of the other question

Eko Ile: I just wonder why you people won't say anything about the topic and the victims. they are obvious your own people. its like you heartless loans don't care or give a dam about them. Your bruised tribal ego is mire important.

And this idiotic fool here called me a tribalist,, but the clown himself went on a tribalistic tirade like a pscyco...

looks like they make re.,tard by the millions in ibo land...

....you sound like a kid with an issue,are you ok upstairs?...its posted on NL,not on the Ibo forum! I guess u dont really know the meaning of Front page here! When you start with your tribalistic rants,i wonder if you are really from Nigeria....if you cant make a meaningful comment,at least read other peoples comment,it might help you understand.

cooljoe: 1955 is not d year he was born. Itz d hospital room number in which he was born

..i dont think thats right. Try again

beejay247: the wife was outside with the key....the stranger killed the woman and took the key

..... The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's door! Let me giv u a clue:he left the woman behind,inside the car....because the WOMAN,culdnt go with him

Valiantvaliant: 'He locked all the doors'-ACCEPTED,but what of the one he got out through?

...he has a key,he can lock the door from outside with the wife inside.

Eko Ile: Ode, what's unreasonable about stating the obvious? Can you prove me wrong or dispute what I said?

You clowns should be diciplined enough to address a topic instead of pointing fingers elsewhere because of your bruised tribal pride and ego...

i mean no direspect,but how does this your comments help the situation?.,.or is this how far u can reason? Do u tink bashing ibo will make Nigeria better? Or do u tink Ibos r d sole cause of All d problems in this country! If u r trying to address this issue,y wuld you even put much emphasis in Ibos? Just bc it happened in Enugu doesnt mean it's only Ibos dat r involved!

[quote author=Exponental][/quote]yeah...but like d riddle said,d man made sure he looked tru d car! U got the other one right though

Hi pals,this waz supposed to be the riddles and jokes section right? But i hardly see any riddles here...so i decided to post this two riddles..i bet no one can answer them without really cheating....

[/b]A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decidedto go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors from outside. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?



[/b]A man was born in 1955,but he is still alive perfectly healthy,and still 33years of age! How is this possible?



Pls no cheating,You can ask your friends though! Wanna see how high our IQ really is.

Dis thread is kinda dull recently! Anyway any prediction on our first match? Barcelona vs R.sociedad!

Chaii..is dat messi blessing ronaldo?....anyway dey hv been saying cassilas will be among d top 3..look what happened...i know Messi will win it dis year

L.messi,c.ronaldo,a.iniesta came out with the most votes for europes best player award,with andrea pirlo 4th,and xavi 5th,following.....! Cassilas was tipped 2 be among the top 3,but didnt make it. .....but before the prize will be awarded in January,i decided to open this thread,to know what you guys think!....who do you think should win this years award?

LagosShia: in nigeria the two major religions are Islam and Christianity.

Christians are the most vulgar,rude and ignorant about Islam and nairaland is a case study.

Muhammad (sa) is "never mentioned in the bible" according to you,but you claim many other things are mentioned.why did your bible forget Muhammad (sa),when his religion and coming were major historical events more than the other trivial issues you claim are recorded in your bible? even if you believe he was fake,at least you should find something in your bible to convince us about him.but you say "never mentioned in the bible".

no one is stopping anyone from worshipping ten gods if you like.

even when we look for arguments,you dont have to be rude and insulting.

Holy Quran 6:68
And when you see those who engage in [offensive] discourse concerning Our verses, then turn away from them until they enter into another conversion. And if Satan should cause you to forget, then do not remain after the reminder with the wrongdoing people.

.......ur comment mks no sense...u have been watching too many superman movies

@Op very nice thread,for islams,but must xtian be mentioned b4 u get ur point down?...or u just want 2 start anoda war of words?.....anyway if all muslims are like you,the world wuld be a much better place.

teminoni: There have been reported threats on mosques, including shootings and bombings, but I have not heard of any casualties what so ever. The muslim worshipers are always saved by one mysterious obstacle or 'premature' explosion before getting to the mosque.

What I'm trying to say is churches are attacked and there are dead worshipers. Mosques are attacked but there is never a single dead worshiper.

I think this is just a tactic by boko haram to make us think mosques are being attacked by christians so they have the right to attack more churches. Or they are trying to cause confusion and thus, a religious war.

Plz I stand to be corrected if wrong.

....u r 100% right.....

Ok..unto the next friendly..... Fc Barcelona vs Manchester United Fc....august 8

Although i never hrd of him,bt i say may his soul R.I.P

captainbraide: THE IJAWS DONT NEED THE IGBOS TO DRIVE HOME THIER POINTS.WE ARE VERY ABLE TO DO IT ON OUR OWN.SO THE IGBO'S SHOULD NOT THINK WE HAVE THEM IN MIND TO ASSIST US.BUT,YOU KNOW IGBO MAN NOW ANYWHERE "EGO"DEY,THAT IS WHERE THEIR LIFE IS.THEY CAN EVEN CLEAN YOUR BUM BUM

..you talk like u hv been cleaning bum bum since u were born

ReeOde: Good morning everyone.
To be blunt, i'm a muslim, and i am not here to antagonise your bileive, rather i only wish to share a few comments for the best.
And pls pardon me if i vexes you.

First of all, DRESSING is the issue and what does it means?
According to Oxford A.L.D (6th edition), it means: "the act of putting on clothes (the things that you wear, such as trousers/pants...)."
But the bases is, why do we have to dress?

Genesis 3:7 (The King James 2000 Version) - "And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were NAKED; and they sewed fig leaves together, and they made themseleves aporns". And so on Genesis 3:10-11.
Further more, in Genesis 3:21, "Unto Adam also and to his wife did the Lord God MAKE COATS OF SKIN, AND CLOTHED THEM."
From the above chapter/verses, it is now known to us that the essence of dressing is to clothed ourselves from our unclothedness.
NAKED on its own is another topic which we have to understand. We often think that our breast and our sexual organs are what constitute or defines our private parts or unclothedness but we are wrong and that is absolutely where the problem lies.
WHAT IN OUR BODY MAKES US NAKED?
It is stated in the Qur'an (Allah's words reveal through Angel Jubriel [Gabrel] p.b.u.h) and also explaned in the Hadith (sayings of Prophet Muhammed, peace be up him [s.a.w]). That's why our women have to dress up in Hijabs (such that it will cover their bossom).
From our worldly desires and influences, some amongst us are now trying to blend in their wears to suit that of civilization which is leading us astray.
In Islam, every part of a woman's body is her unclothedness (but it's enough for her to reveal her face, hands [wrist]); as for a man, starting from is knee to his chest. It is subjected to further explanation as explaned in the Hadith.
To sum it all, in Islam, i must concentrate more on the women, everything that makes up their beauty is their unclothedness (even their body shapes) and that is why they are not allowed to wear a fitted cloth.

...DOES OUR DRESSING REALLY MATTERS?
Yes it does, and why?
From Psychological analysis, one's body becomes emotional inclined, attracted, moved, erected...from seeing the unclothedness (beauty) of an oppsite sex, even same sex probably he or she is more beautiful or handsome than we are. These mixed feeling brings about temptation that could actually make one go extra mile in order to satisfy and balance his/her thin and thick. We can do and undo as a result of that.
Also, the young ones live by what they see and what they learn from us, and when we get it wrong, then we are distroying their future and as well, others to come.

A Sin doesn't stay stagnant, it increases and get worse. Starting from Adam and Eve, the forbidden friut, and now it is Adultery, Fornication, Shirk, Homosexuality e.t.c.
We just have to be fearful of God, separate His want from ours in order to get it right. Let's try to imagine the dangers our future generation could incure from our own err.

We have our views, may God guide us aright and forgive me if i've in anyway commented wrong. Ameen

....well me for one dont hv anything agains u..i think everyone has his/her own opinion,dis is a social site,ur views are all wanted,thanks

[quote author=Bélla3]What is your veiw? Many pastors have come out openly without same to say ur dressing doesnt matter. Does that mean a woman can dress like a prostitude and nothing is wrong with it? And a man can dress like a thief, a drunkard and drug addict and nothing is wrong with it?
The bible says, do nt behave as unbelievers, bt today so called ministers claim u can behave anyhow and dress anyhow. 'let there be modesty in everything'. As a woman u wear things that make you fake, then where is you modesty? The fact that oyinbo dresses anyhow, does that make it acceptable in our society?
This my view though, what is yours as a true christian?
Rememba, the people that were first called christains, were called because people could see dat Christ they were preaching. Is Christ reflected in your life?
(CHRISTAINS ONLY)[/quote]..its left to you 2 believe wat u want...God will judge at d end,rmember it is written if u did all d right things,and u re guilty of n ot doing 1,den u r guilty of all d sins! No mata ur faith or righteousness,ur dressin cn tk u 2 hell

Sweetnecta: @Chimsky:I was alive during the war. I was already for high school, so they might have told you the story, in history books: i lived it, in high school closer to igboland than lagos. All the christian elites who fought in the war, including late ojukwu, if they were truly christians, they should have fought the northern islam elites, will you thing it is the better situation? today, gowon aligns himself with christians, when it comes to religion and aligns himself with the north when it comes to region.

the war was a war of region and not religion. all strategies are fair in war is what christian igbos used against nigeria that its placard was northern islam. but we are now talking about religion and to deny the igbos the benefit of islam, no one has the right to do that. igboland used to be traditionalist before it is christianity. first it was catholic. then you now have protestants.

who says igbos and can not be muslims? we even have jewish muslims. palestinian/arab jews.

my spouse is igbo and muslim. my father of my nieces is an igbo. i wonder how everybody is thinking islam can not be igbo's own religion if roman catholic is for the most part, today.

.....if you lived during the civil war..then i guess u are way older than i am,and i will giv u due respect....igbos can actually pratice islamism,but you all act as if islam is the only true religion which we doubt,...and if u read the words of the poster,(4give me if i dnt rmember the name of the islam scholar that he/she is saying was interviewed,this islam names are rili hard 2 start typing)this lady is basically saying it shuld be imposed,if everyone was to follo d islam rules,the their shuld be no law and hence no peace!

akthedream: @vemmawealth and Bella3-Well am left with no choice here but to do this.If all you have said about Islam and Prophet Muhammed(pbuh) in particular is true,may the God you serve answer all your prayer and grant you all your wishes on earth and hereafter.But if what you have been posting are lies,may the God you serve punish you and make you pay for it on earth and hereafter(Unless you repent from these lies)..Please kindly say a big AMEN to this if you know you have been typing nothing but the truth.Even that adultrated book you call Bible,also detest lies.

....well they can say amen if our muslim brothers(we r all brothers ryt? Am a christian though)here says the same thing about their own lies

talk2me006: If christian is not about bible that mean ur christianity has no bases. i wil suggest a holy quran for u which wil let u know that jesus cannot save u.

....quran or wateva is just a fictional book written by a pervert

gbadexy: Wow, we had Iftar for nairaland muslims on saturday and I wish I could have met AKthedream and sweetnectar.
Sweet nectar, keep up the real jihad. Your husband is a most fortunate man.
Muhammad didn't consummate with Aisha at 9 years old, while he married her relatively young, any student of history knows that girls marry at 12 years old back then and even in the mediaval times and if it were an issue, the critics of the prophet would have made an issue out of it.
Besides, the arabs and Caucasians have rapid growth and a 12 or 13 years old arab would probably look like a 19 year old black african.

...lwkmd... U make no point.....youer so called prophet is a pervert then?