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A woman was so frustrated and distressed with her husbands addiction for sex,but she didnt know how to tell him. One day she decided to leave him a note,which read,''my dear hubby,am not happy with the constant sex we have every time,so i have decided that we will have sex,only days that begin with 'T',i hope u understand.'' so she left for work,wen the huzband woke up and read the note,he den wrote his reply,'' I totally agree,we should have sex on days that begin with Ts,dat is Tuesday,thursday,today and tomorrow

Pls guys answer dis question!


I chosed Unizik as my first and 2nd choice institution and i wrote English,Government,Literature,and C.R.S in Jamb and i offered Law as my first choice course! But during the post utme i chosed History and international relations as my 2nd choicee course! So my problem is;-1.are the subjects i wrote compatible with this course(history/int.relations)? 2.if its compatible,does it mean i would be given the course in unizik,because i heard unizik dont give second choice! Pls i need your answers! Before i know what to do about this supplementary. Thanks and God bless

The carlo is Italian..i heard italians are full of racists,just like what gattuso and totti did to balotteli....! Anyway i agree G.D shuld be promoted!..am still waiting in anticipation for the thursday super copa! Thats T.V s first real test! Mes que en club

AjanleKoko: LOL.
We started last season with a 5-0 against the Yellow Submarine.

@Topic, on Song:

Check out this article on Song, from Carlo Garganese of Goal.com.

seen that...carlo is an ass,the way he was saying all those stuffs it sounded more like he hated song.

Stealthy: Yahoo1 (odd miniker I have to say)...I agree that Alves needs to shave

I also don't like the 3-4-3. Its too risky unless you play 3 CBs. But more important, the players always look confused and don't always appear to know which position they should be playing in. This lack of rythn is what I hate most about 3-4-3.

On to our purchase of Song: I'm still surprised that the club spends so much on a sub. I don't agree that prices go up simply because Barca is interested. The prices are up because our scouts always go for established stars in big clubs. Look at how much Real Madrid, Mab U have paid for players lately (Sahin, Chicharito, Podolski, etc) and you see that clubs have generally seen Barca as mugus since the Ibra deal and they know Barca will go to any length to get a player it wants.

..i agree, no one knows what vilanova is planning though. I like song,he is notdisciplined tactically,but in Barca he will have to change that part of his game! I dont know,but Barca always goes 4 d big guns just like you said,i think if we have gone for herrera of mexico that would have been much better! I noticed in our match yesterday that xavi and fabregas looked good together! When is thiago coming back from injury? Any idea?

AjanleKoko: The gap is a tactical plan which turned out to be a tactical error leading to Sociedad's equalizer.

They started the game in a 3-4-3, with Alves as an extra midfielder. Look at the way he pushed up very early in the game. In the second minute, he was Barca's most advanced player, and nearly got on the scoresheet. Himself and Pedro were expected (likely) to pick up runners on that flank, pegging back any left-sided player.

The equalizer was a result of a through ball between the two center backs, squared across to a runner (Castro) coming on from the flank. Alves seemed to be running through the middle, coming inside to help out the center backs (Busquets's job), and as a result he wasn't there to pick Castro up. As a result, he had only Valdes at his mercy.

I'm not sure we can play the 3-4-3 with both wingbacks trying to stretch the play. If we really want to utilize width, why not play the 4-3-3? One of the men in the middle can cover the flanks, and Busquets can cover the middle, whenever the fullbacks are in space.

.i have always seen that 3-4-3 as very risky for us,but if we really get used to it,and every player gets to know what they should do,then i think it will work,but right now i agree with you! If you think alves needs a shave,thumbs up! Lol.....though he was clifford with that beard!.....

AjanleKoko: Gamper Trophy, against Sampdoria.



Alves needs to run more?

i love the way we have great full backs that can attack like crazy,yes! Alves is a beast...but r.sociedads equalizer was because of the gap he left behind!

F00028: actually the muslims have a better approach to this. God informs them (and they believe): they're on this plane, for a specific purpose, this life is temporary, death is certain, no one knows when etc.
so the faithful try to fulfil that purpose with whatever time they have and not waste it worrying about death .

...i thank God you just said d ''FAITHFUL''.

donchelsea: Why don't die and go to heaven are u not a christian?

no i dont think he/she is one,just one of those pegans trying to get attention.

plaetton: ^^^
The implications are staggering.
By simple arithmetic,If we assume just for this purpose, that at any given generation(50yrs) on earth, that at least 2 billion people die, that would 2 billion x 40 generations since Jesus.

2 billion x 40 =80 billion.

So, to date, there are probably 80 billion souls waiting to be judged.

Wow.
Now if we stretch that to beyond the death of Jesus to , lets say, Adam and Eve , then you can just imagine how many souls are just waiting to be served, sorry, I mean judged.
Talk about bureaucratic nightmares.

...no one knows whats really going on......has the person you are reffering to died before?....you muslims or which ever religion u are into who commit suicide or kill bc you are sure that it will be rewarded when you die?...where are you headed? And what do you belive?

mazaje: The fact that most christians will prefer to live here on earth than go to the imaginary heaven says they know its imaginary, imagine people praying to get well when they are sick instead of praying to die and go to heaven to enjoy the "goodies". . . .Instead of praying for each other to die and go to heaven they keep praying for longer lives here on earth. . .Delusion at its best. . .

with that mindset i dont think you will ever know the meaning of reality. Its people like you who find satisfaction in religious conflict.if u arent a christian,then go ask a real born again christian to explain to you better before commenting. Do u think Go created humanity to worship and pray for death?...just look at what you are saying!

Flashaldrin: I mean like, heaven has been described as a very beautiful place, with angels, mansions, gold, unimaginable riches and wealth, and even God himself.
I would then imagine that every christian would like to die and go to that beautiful place, i mean they should be really impatient about going there, but the reverse is the case. I see many christians sooo afraid of death, always praying hard for long life and all that. When thay get sick you see them all jittery and panicky as if they dont believe in the kain heaven.
Even muslims are better off, atleast they have suicide bombers and others but its hard to see a christian that will die for their faith.
I'm a christian but i dont understand. . .

no you arent a christian,if you are,you would already know that;In every religion,there must be hypocrites. And then you even go on to say muslims are better off! Huh? Are you kidding me? So because there are suicide bombers in muslims,that makes suicide right? Thank God u said 'suicide'.....are you telling me muslims dont go to hospital when they are sick? Not everybody is willing to die for their faith;thats one of the reasons they are called hypocrites!...Suicide is a sin,i bet you dont know that,do you? Stop asking questions you already know the answer.

My opinion;---5tings i learned from yesterdays match agains R.sociedad;;;


1.Messi is d best,and he will help us a lot this season just like previous season

2.Alba is a great signing,but that doesnt change our defensive problems.

3.Barcelona is trying to play more with width,that will definetly help us,with the kind of hunger we showed 2day!.

4.If Tello continues this way,he will be great,we have wingers that can definetly cause any defence problems..and with villa back and shooting,pedro back to form,sanchez strong and fit...and all avoiding injury,we will have our trophy back!


5.we need to improve our defense! Alves needs to run more!





Now we wait for the first big test;-El classico thursday live

moha00nine: Answers the Op thinks are.
Puzzle 1: The couple seperately drove. That means 2 cars, husband locks his to go get help while she waited in her car without locking.

contradiction: he said car not cars. so he is grammatically incorrect

Puzzle 2: 1955 is time ie 7:55pm.
Contradiction: u cant say 'in 5pm' or 'in 11am' so 2 also is grammatically incorrect

..uh uh..if i meant two different cars,then its gramatically incorrect,but consider their as;if a guy is married anything like;cars,television,chairs,house,etc belongs to his wife also! So i dont think there is a mistake there

Ok peeps....note,when i said nobody maybe it was a mistake,but imeant to say nobody except the wife,for all we know the area might be a corrupt area!...secondly,the car breaking down doesnt necessary mean it wont start,it might mean a flat tire,and he doesnt hv a spare,it might be his brakes stopped working,and with a pregnant wife he decided not to take the risk of reaching the nearest gas station,or it might be from d clutch,or whatever makes a car(i dont have one,so i wuldnt know) stop moving,but yet the car is still powering! Finally according to the oxford advanced learners dictionary 8th edition;- a stranger can mean some one you do not know before;- even if the man knows his wife was pregnant,he has never seen the baby before,so the baby is a stranger to him at that moment!

mitey: I was going to say this, but someone else beat me to it. OP said A man and a woman, not a husband and his wife. The wife might have even been in another country for that matter.

...note;i said a man and a woman,was driving in THEIR! Wat makes it their?......thats where u shuld first start brking it up

dtw_sola: The first riddle is poorly framed. You first said he made sure there was no one in the car, then you said the wife was in the car. Nonsense.

.....whats the main point of a riddle?

aktolly54: HEAT is the man who kill his wife. Tell me I got it right and remember to give me award for it. Since there is no air inside the car.someone can die of heat atimes.

.but heat aint human

bankyj: I dnt agree wif d answer. Lemme ask buh was dia blood stain in d car?

there shuld be

mrkels: @OP that bull of an answer (baby being born) is nothing to write home about. Let's define a stranger:
1. a person with whom one has had no personal acquaintance: He is a perfect stranger to me.
2. an outsider: They want no strangers in on the club meetings.
3. a person who is unacquainted with or unaccustomed to something (usually fol. by to): He is no stranger to poverty.
4. a person who is not a member of the family, group, community, or the like, as a visitor or guest: Our town shows hospitality to strangers.
From these definations, it is evident,especially from number 4 that the baby cannot be the stranger. My best guess. The man's wife has been dead for a while, he was riding with a 'woman'( whose name could be Nobody,lame right?I know),when he got back , he met this same woman who was the stranger the riddle was talking about. Shikena.
And for riddle 2: since you didn't specify the year you used in calculating his age(33), one can conclude that the year is 1988

..but then the husband didnt know the child.when he realises the childs his,then that wuld make him 'Not a stranger'

Ifloxy: He made sure NOBODY was in the car... And their was a STRANGER in the car. . U should have said nobody else,and secondly,was he ignorant of his wife's pregnancy? Why should he call his child a stranger. And how come he rolled up d glass n locked d door leaving his pregnant wife in a car dat BROKE DOWN(that means d AC wouldn't work either)

.....in his wifes condition,its not suprising he didnt want her 2 trek with him,which explains leaving her in the car.....its just a riddle though.

Ileke-IdI:
Dude said he made sure NOBODY was in the car, so how did the wife get inside the car to have a baby?

Let's say his wife was in the car, why would you roll all the windows up? Esp if his pregnant wife was inside. Abi dem get AC?

.....probably

tochi55ba: If u said its a sedan or whatever, he locked all the door except the trunk. D stranger came in from d back. The trunk is not a door remember. ''he locked all the doors'' u said

........well riddles have way of twisting answers...for instance! When asked;-which work can 1 person never finish,the answer can be TEAMWORk or autobiography! Although this one has only one answer i know of.

Yeah,i been saying we need someone 2 take the scoring burden off messi,but honestly i dont think the club will sign a striker,T.vilanova already said we dont need anoda striker,and the way i see it,we are not even searching for one.

Valiant is right.;-the straner was a baby,and the woman died in childbirth

saintneo: Second question. Stetement was made in 1988.


First question. The man is drunk.

The man's wife is dead. He went on a drink away your sorrows. Hooked up with a woman at the bar. Got drunk and drove back with the lady in the car. Stopped to go get a mechanic from a gas station. Came back to meet his strange woman. ~ Just my imagination at the moment.

....lol.....thats wild,makes brain though.

Valiantvaliant: HERE IS THE ANSWER; THE WIFE WAS PREGNANT, SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD(STRANGER) WHILE THE HUSBAND WAS AWAY AND SHE DIED IN THE PROCESS.

.........yes.....you are right,but you googled it,didnt u?