₦airaland Forum

UzuegbuProsper:
Breaking News:

Ugwumba Uche Nwosu set to Dump his Father in-law Owelle Rochas Anayo Okorocha and Join the Coalition team.

A source gathered that the Chief of Staff to the Governor of Imo state who doubles as the Son in-law of the Governor is set to dump his father in-law saying his father in-law has caused pain in the state and will not like to be used to cause more pains and Sorrow.

He begged the Congress Committee Secretary, Sen. Benjamin Uwajumogu and APC Chairman Chief Hillary Ekeh to at least give him the slot of the House of Assembly member representing Nkwerre instead of being dumped by a man he calls Father in-law just to achieve his Selfish purpose.

As he followed the Secretary to the Airport to see him off.

Report from the Aide to the Chief of Staff.

from the writing I can clearly smells lies

FAYOSE madness will come to an end By July 14 and 15 2018 after the governorship election is conducted in Ekiti State.

Late ALEX EKWUEME

Stupidity is in the blood of governor FAYOSE and his family members.

And this is news again?

CHUKWUEMEKA

Elbinawi:
Buhari's party, APC, is #BokoHaram party:

Reasons:

�Exactly on 27th November, 2015, BokoHaram leader Abubakar Shekau threatened Sheikh Ibraheem Zakzaky and the Nigerian Shia community with genocide. Two weeks later President Buhari executed the threat. He brutally murdered 1000+ innocent civilians in Zaria.

�The #DapchiGirls abduction was organized by APC in collaboration with BokoHaram

�BokoHaram terrorists are killing defenseless Nigerians while Buhari is freeing BokoHaram terrorists using the fraudulent pretext of "repentance".

�Today Buhari is the biggest Funder of BokoHaram terrorism using the fraudulent pretext of Ransom.

�Both Buhari and BokoHaram have the same Master and that is the savage Saudi king Salman.

�BokoHaram terrorists are killing defenseless Nigerians. Buhari and APC are killing innocent Nigerians #ZariaGenocide.

�BokoHaram created mass graves of the Nigerians they murdered. Buhari and APC created Shia mass graves.

�Since Zaria genocide, BokoHaram have not attack Shiites. Buhari and APC are doing the attacks and killings.

�Remember when a Buhari Minister accused Elrufai of #ChibokGirls abduction!

�When Buhari and former Borno State Governor, Modu Sheriff, had close door meeting recently they discussed how they will use BokoHaram against Nigerians.

#ElbinawiTweets

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loyedammy:
today I decided to use nairaland search bar, to search for a used iPod to buy. alas the search results showed lots of hateful comments regarding a particular group instead of the device.

dear seun,
please sanitize nairaland, especially the politics section, lots of degrading words been used to describe people. ban words like Afonja and iPod yoots

op IPOD or IPOB ? Because in nigeria IPOB Is a criminal and terrorist group according to nigeria government.

Nigeria corrupt senators reading this achievement on MAGU right now

BUHARI is the best thing to happen for nigeria and nigerians as president, nigerians all over the world are proud to have BUHARI as their president.

BUHARI / OSIBANJO till 2023

It's good that you said you are just saying , if not

iAmucheemma:
B-R-E-A-K-I-N-GNews!!!

I Was Bewitched By Strong Members of The Senator - IGP Idris.
The Nigerian Inspector General of Police has re-affirmed that he knows how to read, but strange things happen while he was reading his address in Kano.
"I know how to read, strong members of the Senate bewitch me, I was attacked by some spiritual forces.

According to the inspector general of police he said, I was not myself and all that I was reading to me it was the correct words but not knowing that I was making out of points.

When you are under a spiritual attack anything can happen, we trust that IGP can read and what went wrong in Kano is beyond explanation. - still on the transmission and transmitted decease.

from the writing I smells lies

Infact even if OSIBANJO decides not to run also , I will still vote for APC. APC as a party is the best thing to happen for nigeria and nigerians.

BUHARI / OSIBANJO till 2023

APC till 9058

SalamRushdie:
Whether Buhari likes it or not he must be physically, technically , spiritually , divinely and ballotly knocked out of the 2019 election ... We can no longer continue to desecrate that anals of our history nor the hall ways of Aso Rock with that conscience bankrupt and morally decadent relic from the cold war era

you always speak as if you have voters card

igbodefender:
Buhari till 2023; Igbo Presidency in 2023.

with igbo presidency in 2023 ? OSIBANJO from 2023 till 2031

FAYOSE family members and stupidity are like bread and butter

Prince Harry -- chai I don enter one chance

bucho8888:
MY FRIEND, A FRIENDLY ADVICE, SHUT UR SAFETY PIT COS U NO NOTHING ABOUT IGBO PPLE

but UWAZURIKE knows something about IGBO, when he said IGBO is the most FOOLISH tribe in the world abi?

Akanapiaigwe:
he appointed and presides over the following

the worst IGP since mankind
worst army since mankind
worst Ministers since mankind
and so on

announcements nairalanders : this is what op is doing when he post the thrash

Breaking news : PDP endorse ASARI Dokubo as their presidential candidate for 2019 presidential election.

DIKEnaWAR:
APC falling like a pack of cards.

in your dreams abi?

Wiseandtrue:
The people Buhari is surrounded with

An illiterate surrounded with illiterates

No wonder the Nigerian economy is the way it is.

thank God you are female if not

FAYOSE have already seen defeat

The real IGBO elder Statesman has spoken Lobatan.

24hoursreporter:
By Choice Arukwe

Lately, I have started thinking about marriage, one Facebook philosopher said it is the only way to be a happy Nigerian. But I will never forget the last chorus of Oedipus, call no man happy except he is dead. Talking about death, I’m not dying soon, not until my grandchildren had cracked palm kernel on my kneecap. Before I forget, this article will briefly reveal the five most annoying Nigerians this week.

Well, thank God I was only thinking about marriage and not considering it. Thinking is most times vague. And like every other thing I have thought without consideration, I allow it to perish like a bag of vegetable that has endured a harsh trip to Sokoto.



I don’t intend to stop this series anytime soon, not until Buhari’s chances of re-election becomes so slim like the body of a Muslim supermodel during Ramadan fasting.

Nigeria is becoming increasingly harsh, but the Kano State government budgeted N345 million for fruits only in this year’s Ramadan fasting. I wonder how much they will budget on food and drinks. It seems Nigeria will never get better, we are being fed daily on a diet of bad news.

Sometimes, I wonder if Buhari’s ear infection was thoroughly treated because every plea keeps falling on deaf ears. This week, we have new names of annoying Nigerians.

Think of these names as the names of noisemakers your Class monitor wrote back then in primary school, but unlike your class monitor I won’t take a bribe to wipe a name. The Oracle of the hills and caves does not accept a bribe.

List of Five Most Annoying Nigerians This Week
Below is the list of five most annoying Nigerians this week.

MAGU (EFCC BOSS)
Many Nigerians were shocked to see Magu, the anti-corruption crusader having a lapel of Buhari boldly pinned on his suit, hahaha, what else did you expect from a cigarette if not smoke.

Under Buhari, the EFCC has ceased to be an independent body. Now you know EFCC is Buhari’s lap dog. Magu deserves to be given a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time. I hope you understand why he is among the five most annoying Nigerians this week.

IGP IDRIS IBRAHIM
If you ever find the IGP at the bottom of a well just leave him there, or better yet cover the well so he will lose ‘transmission’. The IGP has become Wilson Tagbo in Anezi’s One week one trouble, from ducking the Senate to his inability to read a written speech, I wish Thanos can dissolve him for us.

YAHOO GIRLS/BOYS
I’m tired of hearing yahoo boys let’s talk about yahoo girls. And by that I don’t mean those girls who collect money from a guy and end up not visiting.

Our girls are now doing yahoo too. It is in the order of things in the universe that every Clyde must have a Bonnie.

Well, why are these people annoying? They deny you and I opportunities to travel and acquire better education because they see us as fraudsters. Scholarships keeps eluding us. Canada is gradually shutting its doors on us.

OSIBANJO
The Lord will be angry with me if I omit Osibanjo. Last week I chewed him raw and this week I’m vomiting him. He is constantly backing up vices as if they are virtues.

If I mistakenly sit closer to Osibanjo in a Church service, and the Pastor says turn to your neighbor and say I love you, I will avoid him like the 11th plague of Egypt.

PRESIDENT BUHARI
Oh you guys thought I forgot Buhari, not today, not sure of next week even. I have a reason for putting his name last. He is a General so I placed the infants first. But wait, Buhari’s incompetence is excelling like a spreadsheet.

At the official commissioning of the EFCC building, he bought a CD with dollars. In fact he was holding a wad of dollar bills. The number one citizen of our country doesn’t believe in the Naira. Will Buhari quit his wily ways? I have rinsed my heart once again by sharing the list of five most annoying Nigerians this week.

The day is still young but the sun is rising very fast. If it ever gets too hot today I might call my Ex so I can be around something “shady”. I’m outta here.

What do you think about the list? Well! drop your response on the comment box below.

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OKONJO IWEALA for president I laugh in Nupe language kikimimimihahau

All over nigeria, nigerians are happy and proud of quality leadership style of president BUHARI and vice-president OSIBANJO

But I thought ETG is a responsible group , reacting on rumours and imaginations. Mtcheeew

SalamRushdie:
That's the only place he can be coherent and smart..when it comes to good governance Buhari is a zero!!!!!!!!!

Shaaatap

Malcolm101:
I asked this question because I see many Nigerians defending the blunder of the IG of Police few days ago.

There are positions that shouldn't be given to anyone who isn't qualified for it. For instance, can Buhari make some his chief pilot knowing fully well that there're other people far more qualified? No.

Why then did he appoint Idris whom clearly isn't qualified for the position?

If IG Idris couldn't read what his press sectary wrote on the paper.... A press statement which should have been written in line with what he intended to say at the event, how then can we trust him to do more tasking Jobs and decisions for the nation?

Instead of laughing about this, or defending him, it should serve as a wake up call for all of us. We deserve better. Way better.

Go get your PVC � I've got mine. Let's take a stand and change this things for better. The generation before us have failed. Would we fold our hands too?

This piece can't change nothing but I pray it sparks the fire for Change.

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