₦airaland Forum

Blaze14k:
Lol try harder you must surely get a pay raise. Your vuwlence is fading away

Blaze14k:
At last u made the front page. Glory be to God 😂😂

press9jatv:
Mr Femi falana was right here

Chibuzoripob:
What's ?

Melagros:
Ok chief urchin of the federation continue defending criminality with your 30k monthly stipend

IamAsiri:
Are you a Northerner?

Mbanda:
I always say it here that, agbadorians a.k.a ebola infected are the beggar we see both online and offline.

No be joke this is the fact of life.

Makavelli001:
*Filled up my tank for NGN 48,000 and noticed the car behind me was a taxi trying to buy NGN 3,000 fuel.*

I told the fuel attendant to sell NGN 10,000 for him that I’d pay.

Let him use that one to work. The attendant was selling for the car beside me first because cars lined up both left and right. We were waiting for the POS Machine from his colleague.

I then noticed the APC flag in the taxi-man’s car and I smiled.

Me: You dey do Emilokan for this economy

Taxi man: I be APC oh, na only Yoruba fit help this country.

Me: So you still dey vote with tribe for 2023. How much be fuel now, how is the economy treating you.

Taxi man: Things hard oh but e go better. Everything don cost now.

Me: And you still use emilokan chain, chain your car. Even put the flag in your taxi.

Taxi man: Na we dey govt now oh. Fulani don do their own, na our turn now. Na we dey power, even court talk am.

Me: So you dey govt now, lol. But you’re complaining everything is hard. You can’t even afford fuel.

Taxi Man: Na Fulani and Igbo make fuel cost Aunty. They just want country to hard for us but God pass them.

Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Who told you that. I’m sure it’s the same people that flogged and beat up citizens that went to vote that is telling you that nonsense.

Taxi man: Na so election be Aunty. Na who strong pass go win

Me: So beating people up na strength.

Taxi man: If you no do like that, people no go fear you.

Fuel Attendant: How much am I taking from your card.

Me: How much fuel did I buy? Remove my NGN 48,000

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me again.

Me: Na you dey power now na. You supposed buy for me.

Taxi man: Aunty country don hard now if not I for buy for you.

Fuel Attendant: Put your pin madam. Oga how much you dey buy.

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me

Me: I’d have loved to but election choices have consequences.
Next time you would vote wisely.
Election choices have consequences.

Westerhoffe:
That was how China developed, and today, you can't push them aside when it comes to technological advances and innovations.

Buy it, dismantle it and reverse engineer it.

And concerning the state of Nigeria roads, I think they really do not need to be fixed according to our Reps… but left to become more deplorable while stronger cars are required to access them, to the extent that boats and canoes will be needed in the near future to access them.

And these are the same people asking us to patronize made in Nigeria goods…

What a country.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Of the govt in power

Bluntguy:
It was worse under that aboki that just handled over to him. He was the most cowardly NLC president till date. He barked more than a dog but never bit till the day he left office.

Jostoman:
Shame no even dey your body again.

garriAndsugar:
I will just hire freestuffsNg and Yarimo to help me

OdefaGirl:
Do you see my comments crying blood all over Nairaland like you... Nahh!! I'm beyond that your level.

Saskay44:
I just sold the dollars I was saving cause it's been dipping, what's happening this official p2p rate on binance 😭😭