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mytime24:
voicemail

C'mon bae

me i go do kolomental thin for you

mytime24:
e_lover shei

Yes nah, abi nah bad thing































*BJ on my mind*

ogaprime:
No yes no yes no no no noo noooooo...

Guy I no wan go 14 years abeg. free me

To be Lover no be by force

mytime24:
Bj , cover face

Can you be my lover?

Khabuqi:
None of the above is as good as having sex

Are u sure Oga!?

SuperSuave:
No matter how the devil smokes weed, he can never be the most high. Shekau, God pass you o. Your end is very near and certain...hope you remember say actor and boss last fight dey always brutal? Dem dey always beat boss like...

Lolzzzzzzz guy you wan kill me wif laf.

No matter how the devil smokes week, he can never be the most high

Hahahhaaahaaaa!!!!!!

The more i scroll down the more I LOL


Thanks OP.

English Literature

valmunich:
*Makes my way down from iroko tree*
*Stumbles on thread while yawning outta stress of climbing down*
*Reluctantly opens thread*
*Notices the crap content in thread*
*Quickly Unzips my shorts*
*Brings out my bulala*
*pees mercilessly on thread*
*Shakes off my bulala*
*Quickly makes my way back to my iroko tree*

Lolzz, You are Crazy

Well you just manage fyn small.

sinaj:
lmao!!! vacuum cleaner? u b winsh? u for kuku use broom sweep am.

Lolzzz

Takim107:
here I come...close your eyes but mind your step

Yes oo i must mind my step


cause i wanna step in the right spots.

I know say nah girls dey do number 1 pass

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]Self-Servicing?[/color]

but come to think of it

nah only gays guys for here dey talk say them "love this man".

Hmmmm just wondering Y sha .

Anyway still observing.

sinaj:
awaznt crying wz removing dust frm my eyes....


*sobs*

Eyaa let me help with that






*brings out mini vacuum cleaner*

Oya open yours well, next time you no go play for sand again.

Garjohn:
Gifts - is a care. Therefore, any good gifts. My boyfriend recently made me a present of http://megaflowers.com/ and I was very happy.

@amokeme nah this gift me go give you. http://megaflowers.com/

amokeme:
that's cheep na

Chai una go kill us ooo

Takim107:
be a gentle man. .open the door

My garage is now officially open for you, bugatti awaits you inside.

amokeme:
you never can tell with some girls..

But the gift no cheap ooo. At least 25k comot for e pocket ooo.

brito:
Online porn no do u

This one nah offline porn

amokeme:
maybe the gift is cheep

Is that enough reason to reject a gift.

Enegod:
thats a turn off... I hate stress!
Easy and sharp sharp things all the way

Lolzz I love your reasoning

Henrypraise:
Girls na so dem de do like winch o, op no reason am. Na so one smally wan take me shine 4 area, I buy her wack make she blast wen I de cum bak from hustling na so d babe reject d package 4 front of me n my crew, omoba na so I collect am bak sharperly burst am inside d car make me n my men flex. Later she say no be she I buy am 4 b4, I hiss like cobra waka pass her.

Dia fada well well. No tym...

No time my guy ooo.

[quote author=brito post=31311000][/quote]Y u dey give up on me nah

Enegod:
I don't personally give a shiit about gifts..
I don't usually accept stuff from people. So, I can't really help you.

It's a pity for him to ask though...

So if your babe package gift for her inner chamber come tell you to go treasure hunting on her body island, you go reject?

brito:
I give up

sinaj:
ur frnd iz a side dick um... chick... no no

Ow rili? Please tell me why u think he is a side dick chick

naijaboiy:


Op I know you are the "friend' in question.

Sorry to disappoint, but it's my friend that has issues. Am just looking for solution for my G.

Anyway tanks for the advice.

Hi Nairalanders

There this my guy dat has been going out (not dating) with this chick for a year now,each time the guy talks about a Relationship the babe keeps telling him she is not yet ready for that.
Recently he gave a her a present for her birthday, but after some weeks she returned the gift telling him that she can't accept the gift from him.

Please guys what do you advice the guy to do.