Ybalogs's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Ybalogs's Profile › Ybalogs's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (of 233 pages)
It's D-day. What should we expect? |
seanfer:Bought Ibo men definitely not all Igbos. Just sad it had to be from the same region. |
Mrfixiit:Abi gone |
Kudirat Abiola Alfred Rewan Major Musa Yaradua Unsung heroes. |
Following |
When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbor was a big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and in trenches. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution one day. One Saturday, she went to pick him again, he was completely drunk. Instead of taking him home, she headed straight to the mortuary. She negotiated with the mortuary attendants to make him lie with the corpses so that when he wakes up, they can teach him a lesson or two. She then went back home. When he woke up, he started screaming when he found himself sleeping in the middle of dead bodies. He started screaming and calling for help pleading that he's not dead. The mortuary attendants came laughing and told him that they are used to corpses being brought to the morgue and start practicing witchcraft. They told him to lie down and that he was dead and whatever he was seeing was not in real life but in the other end of living dead. He continued screaming and the morgue attendants came with an axe and hammer and told him that stubborn corpses are beaten and hacked until they become cooperative. He was told to lie and wait for his postmortem later that day since his cause of death hadn't been established. He stayed there frightened in the middle of corpses the whole of that day and Sunday night. On Monday morning they released him and told him to go home, say bye bye to his family and then come back to the morgue for preservation since he was now a mere spirit. He ran home on foot, straight to the mirror to check if he was seeing himself. His wife pretended not to see him which made him even more worried. He went to the bathroom took a shower, dressed up and carried a Bible. That's when his wife told him that it was a Monday morning and not Sunday. Several months later he's yet to reveal what happened to her; and where he was the 2 nights he wasn't at home. He stopped taking alcohol completely, not even Sodas, just Milk and Water. He goes to Church religiously now. The person's brother is on this Nairaland but I won't reveal his name, abi make I call his name ? ![]() Good morning and Have a blessed Monday. |
LesbianBoy:Is LP actually a party?? Who will do the recall?? Party that is yet to put it's house in order since after elections oooo. Anyways we wait to see what happens soonest. |
Segzy19:We know it will happen sooner than later. Even PDP lawmakers will key in soon. |
Watchout soon,Agoucha will be in APC. |
FreeStuffsNG:Which Yeye G5. Aside Wike and Making,others are as useless as the P in Psychology. |
Wike not ready to leave the spotlight yet. Let's see where that lands him. |
Daily consumption of Petrol before the Subsidy removal is 69m liters per day. *After subsidy removal last week, we are consuming 13m liters per day.* Our ancestors have suddenly stopped consuming fuel. Awon irunmole ko mu epo mo !!! Can you just imagine the wicked acts. *Awon omo ole jati-jati lasanlasan* All of you will go to jail one by one - bunch of looters! |
Nbote:Just looking for a way to Japa. Pretty sure she's innately happy that's happening to the guy. |
How is that your business now?? He has chosen what he feels is good for him,let him enjoy. |
Alasi20: |
Offa born and bred now number 3 in Osun state. Pretty sure you will make the youths proud. All the best pal . |
I had resolved since last week not to debate about Tinubu or PitObi anymore but it’s tough when one reads some stuff here. Anyway, for me, elections are over. The losers are in court. The current president is BAT - at least for now till if the courts rule otherwise. The concern for us all for now is how the man in the saddle can do well for the betterment of everyone. For those who still are in elections and criticism mode, please be objective, be fair and be truthful in your criticisms. If Tinubu performs creditably, encourage him. If he performs poorly, criticize him objectively. Whether we believe it or it, he is now the captain of the Nigerian ship, if he sails the ship well, it is to Nigeria and Nigerians' advantage. But if he sinks the ship, we will all sink too. So why not encourage him rather applying our energies to pulling him down. Ire o! |
What does it signify?? Cheaper cars?Cheaper foodstuffs? Improvements all over?? That's all that matters to Nigerians at this point. |
simplelad:They all know the value of education cos I'm pretty sure they would have regretted not getting better education even with their fame and wealth . |
Education looks like the best investment right now. It was Osupa's daughter yesterday and now Pasuma's son. Wishing them all the best. |
*_A friend just sent a text saying "this is the last week I'll beg all of you to sell off your 2nd, or 3rd cars, because as from next week, it'll be a buyers market, that ya AMG will be sold for less than 3M, because people will offload cars just to buy generator fuel" PS, go for solar power now oo, before it cost 10M for 5KvA power solution.... |
RIP Mama. You lived a fulfilled live. |
Just now he has turned Former sha. Power is indeed transient. |
GeneralPula:To be effected June ending right?? It's not even June yet. |
Is this what you meant by hitting the ground running? So hitting the ground running is removing subsidy immediately when you know Nigerians will only exploit each other. You've got to do something ASAP else this may really backfire in the end. God bless Nigeria and Nigerians. |
AA isn't wasting time. May your second term be better than your first. We Kwarans have high hopes and we pray God continue to guide you aright. |
Lagosgangbig:Lagos obviously,the reason you didn't see him in Eagle's square. |
God's guidance to all those elected and re-elected. May Nigeria win in all of this. |
slawomir:It's about to get worse for you if that's what you wish. As for me and all Nigerians, Tinubu's tenure will usher in goodness filled with peace and tranquility. |
People wey dey mad. |
MightySparrow:Most definitely. He was a very good man. Always ready to help and most especially commited to youths developments. RIP Great man. |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (of 233 pages)
