₦airaland Forum

She should be arrested and prosecuted ASAP.

jamex93:
U sure say no b pirate copy?



If a graduate really wrote this


Den him and the sch dat he graduated from get big problem

Nah Mama oooo and I'm pretty sure she's no graduate.

Another Nigerian in an Arsenal shirt, that's quite good. Let the good times return for Arsenal football club and Super Eagles. Gunners for life.

WETCUNT:
HELLO MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS PLS HELP ME CELEBRATE AFTER OVER 20 YEARS OF MARSTURBATION AND BEING A VIRGIN.....I FIANALLY TRIED IT TODAY...MHEN IT WAS SO AWESOME... AND SWEET....I BROKE MY VIRGINITY TODAY AFTER 33 YEARS.....HELP ME REGIOCE FOR ME AND MY LOVE

Walahi you dey craze

Prayer Point:may God not allow us fight a man destined to die while fighting. Can I hear a big AMEN

Madness!!!

Some people will just never learn. But please, how does brainwashing starts?

BishopMagic:
Nah only SW get unemployment?

Why must SW lead in omota?

Do you even know that SW leads in convicted inmates serving a sentence across the federal Prison system? A whooping 64% of inmates in federal prisons are yoruba

See attached pdf document below

Depends on where you stay bro. Just come to PH and see the true definition of omota. Try to pass through Edo state and refuse to pay when your car get hooked and really know what omotaism is about. Omotas is everywhere in the country. Let's just be grateful we're not part of them.

ruffbamreal:
Fayose promises heaven and earth during his campaign. Can somebody ask him to tell us what he has done in Ekiti State. Fayose is a disgrace to our State. In fact to the whole nation?

Did you vote for him?

PiperAlpha:
Honestly, I feel for Ekiti people. Hard working governors like Obiano and errrm...(no other governor i can think of now) are working their ass off and delivering the dividend of democracy to their people. They're to busy for petty party sentiments and lousiness all in the name of playing opposition. You'll never sight the Anambra governor gracing every inconsequential occasions and parties like Fayose is doing. This is how to know a good administrator and leader.

Just imagine a governor of a state like Ekiti commissioning borehole in this 21st century. It's a pity.

Our SW governors have lost it totally, honestly speaking.

Fayose is a mistake to start with so his antics shouldn't surprise anybody. The blame should be on those that voted him in. True talk Mt brother

eedel:
Am nt a fan of Kashamu bt if truly he said this, den dis wil be most commonsensical comment frm d stable of PDP since Buhari took over....i think so

I know so

gaffig:
You are welcome sir.... What else do u ve in that brain?

Epic reply. God bless you

So Kasamu get sense like this abi him just dey try kolobi our Presido. Me Don know tête say Fayose no get sense so I'm not just interested in his rants. Nice speech senator Buruji Kasamu

BishopMagic:
Area boy and agberoism is a respected career choice in the SW.

You're mistaken bro. Area boys are seen as "To be used and dumped items". Agbero is left for those in dire need of money but unfortunately they almost always graduate to omota(thugs). All these boils down to lack of employment opportunities. May God save us in Nigeria.

christopher123:
That's why as an igbo man ..I will not condone it...let leave how Yoruba do their s

You're making a lot of sense. I see no reason why anybody should try to castigate you for the write-up but as we already know, the Devil has his followers. God bless

My prayer is for JAMB not to jam those that has been jammed before and the newbies. All the best as you click away to success.

Explanation is all that's needed. Unfortunately, the Petroleum minister isn't around to curtail this. Not seeing it as a big deal anyways.

Time for sober reflection!!!
Political thugs, una see your life Keep cutting your limbs for those who don't care one bit.

# BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira
Mr Danladi Okoro Ayo started the day early, having set his
alarm clock (MADE IN FINLAND) for 6am. While his teapot
(MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his clipper
(MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on his shirt (MADE IN THE
UK), and designer jeans (MADE IN ITALY) and shoes (MADE
IN THE USA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric cooker (MADE
INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to
see how much he could spend today. After setting his
wristwatch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to his radio (MADE IN
VIETNAM) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled with
petrol imported from (SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his
search for a good paying NIGERIAN job...
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day
checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), Mr DAnladi
Okoro Ayo
decided to relax for a while. He put on his slippers (MADE IN
BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN SOUTH
AFRICA), while fiddling with his mobile phone (MADE IN
SOUTH KOREA), and then wondered why he cant find a
good paying job in... NIGERIA.
He felt achy and sore in his left kneel, he decided to take
one tablet of his TRAMADOL TABLETS (MADE IN
BANGLADESH) to relieve the pain. Lying down on his bed
and wondering why NIGERIAN External Foreign Reserve has
depleted to under $
28billion which has translated to free fall depreciation of
Nigerian NAIRA to US DOLLAR at PARALLEL MARKET.......
Fellow Nigerians, let's us start producing, let us start buying
made
in NIGERIA goods If our economy is to grow and create
better jobs.
How can a country like Nigeria be importing toothpick,
cutting bud,
cotton wool, matches, rubber band e.t.c? And we complain
at the same time that there is no jobs for our teeming
youths?
The situation is even pathetic now when you see Nigerians
( in Lagos) prefer Cotonou garri to that of Ijebu, buy cotonou
pineapple and they say it is better than that of Nigeria. That
is why frozen foods will be exported to Cotonou from farms
like that of
obasanjo repacked and imported back to Nigeria because they
know
Nigerians always prefer made in outside Nigeria goods .
That is why you will see an expatriate remuneration will be
juicy than that of his Nigeria counterpart even if that
Nigerian is more certificated than d expatriate ( This also
happen in government parastatals).
Any nation that import majorly foreign made goods/
services rather
than producing their own are hurting its people....
When we keep importing foreign made products into Nigeria,
we keep
importing poverty into our country and exporting jobs
abroad...
N.B Above post is courtesy Dr. Mrs. Amadu Dele a
#BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira advocate.
Let's Pledge to #BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira Oraye St.
Franklyn , Favour B. Afolabi Johnson Adeyemo,
Muhammadu Buhari , Benjamin Amaechi , Ben Murray-Bruce ,
Misty Uba , Kess Mowoe

odinese:
[size=20pt]hey op, it's good you killed it and gon' eat it... Nigerians with their inferiority thinking is gonna bite them off one day. They keep following everything the western world do, not knowing they are Africans... They praise the US all the time here on nairaland and I personally see nothing special here. Remember that the Nigerian government have failed to provide those things that can prevent people from harming this animals and keeping them safe, yet they keep on blaming the person who killed what he wants to eat and he ain't even throwing it away thou...when python is been killed, they keep on blaming the op that killed it. Or y'all think if we ever see a python here, you think we all gonna be looking at it? We"ll killed the hell outta it before taking it to the zoo ....op, go on and eat that sh!t you killed and don't mind them haters[/size]

People dey abuse am? Who are they? Say wetin nah?

Bro, you Don die but never Bury you walahi. Keeping a woman who's been stripped of all privileges of a wife is the most dangerous thing any man can attempt. To kill dey easy faaaa

Manchester United is......

Respect your Oga especially of you still need your job. Anyways, APC is ruling at the top, it could end up being a positive move for Nduibisi after all.

Sometimes you just don't know how you find yourself doing all these things. May God protect us from doing evil things.

ibisko04:
You are the original useless and good for nothing fellow from God knows where.
Listen to yourself.

Abeg tell am again make all those liking and quoting him for hear well.

God bless Nigeria and all those working to make us a reference point in the whole world.
I know we'll be Great again.

I'm in support of his moves but 70% of his utterances /tweets shows he's damn too biased and his ulterior motive definitely not for the growth of Nigeria especially in this dispensation. Condemning the administration you're serving in as a senator shows he's not to be trusted. It's not like we don't know beforehand we need to look inward to really grow our economy.
God bless Nigeria and those working for its progress

Somebody should please just summarise all these epistle. Wasn't expecting it to be this long jooor

So nah wereh Davido wan marry now abi.

Stupid Beyonce wannabes. Oshisko

So the wailers are still here!!! Hmm, Continue

SMSguru:
Dear Nairaland punters,

Bet9ja VFL is full of tricks. You just have to sit down and learn the ever-changing tricks or keep losing your money.

I will hit you with the tricks back to back within the next 72 hours.

Watch out!

In need Of the tricks baba. Jah bless

Alainishe gbogbo. Ode