₦airaland Forum

Sometimes you just don't know how you find yourself doing all these things. May God protect us from doing evil things.

ibisko04:
You are the original useless and good for nothing fellow from God knows where.
Listen to yourself.

Abeg tell am again make all those liking and quoting him for hear well.

God bless Nigeria and all those working to make us a reference point in the whole world.
I know we'll be Great again.

I'm in support of his moves but 70% of his utterances /tweets shows he's damn too biased and his ulterior motive definitely not for the growth of Nigeria especially in this dispensation. Condemning the administration you're serving in as a senator shows he's not to be trusted. It's not like we don't know beforehand we need to look inward to really grow our economy.
God bless Nigeria and those working for its progress

Somebody should please just summarise all these epistle. Wasn't expecting it to be this long jooor

So nah wereh Davido wan marry now abi.

Stupid Beyonce wannabes. Oshisko

So the wailers are still here!!! Hmm, Continue

SMSguru:
Dear Nairaland punters,

Bet9ja VFL is full of tricks. You just have to sit down and learn the ever-changing tricks or keep losing your money.

I will hit you with the tricks back to back within the next 72 hours.

Watch out!

In need Of the tricks baba. Jah bless

Alainishe gbogbo. Ode

Gbese ré oooo.....

Aiye ti baje ooo

God has a hand in everything before nah, so abeg tell us another story

Have you heard of akudaya? The bride could be the akudaya of her dead twin sister. That's if there's anything like that.

Abeg wetin be the question again. I kinda forgot along the line.

Naija police and their ways. They never change. Oloshi people

But guy, you wicked oooo, how you take rush dey take all these pics nah? Looks like you're already anticipating this mishap.

Vanquay:
OP, you should have offered to give the man of god a blowjob_ Si? but you are a pathological liar, you are based in Atlanta,Georgia nad using MTN NG? What kind of retards do you think nairalanders are?

Haba nah, you should have known she's playing to the gallery, and as Pastor Oyedepo (fake) is a foolish and blind idiot, he wouldn't notice what you just pointed out.

TruthHurts1:
Funny how the fake Oyedepo is no different from the real one

Hahaha a, very few Nairalanders actually understand what you actually meant. But you wicked sha

Keneking:
Jonathan sef...

Umu anumanu sef

Wetin Jonathan do you nah?

I comment my reserve.

Shinyjay:
I wonder why ladies like opening chest like this? Is it that the chest is so hot or something.... Or is it that their face is now on their chest, such that the see with it, breath with & even talk with itAnd this same ladies will pick offense when you call them Olosho, asewo e.t.c. All in the name of being sexy. Shame on all this brainless ladies.

Bro, abeg tell them again. *chopknuckle

Party never start for PDP oooo, just watch this space as more gbege dey show face

If u no fit buy new phone, nah to just wait till I fit ooo. Can't go and serve terms in jail meant for the original oles

BeardedMeat:
Don't mind the bloody hypocrites! When Fayose cared for his people, they called it stomach infracture today they are copying him. I think the midget governor will go down in history as most bigoted and hypocritical of the bunch!

Lalasticlala must come to their aid immediately.

...Anything to convince almajiri to come to school. I just pray those children don't eat witchcraft or get diarrheoa!

Haba bros, Fayose no dey feed primary school children nah, you obviously know what stomach infrastructure is so why try to turn it. Besides Aregbesola also did it in Osun state. It's not just starting in KD

So you still never believe say Endtimes Don dey hia. Make una dey prepare ooo.

spicyuzo:
I was following the love transmission of the event and here are my thoughts:

First Dr Jimoh Ibrahim is a very smart man, the way he delivered the lectures, his analysis of the Chinese economy as a model for Nigeria's development is sterling.

Secondly, I think his decision on the sack of the news magazine MD is a calm response to a monumental embarrassment. The News watch managers couldn't keep their houses in order and that's a breach to their titles as managers in the first place.

But I beg to ask.....How did those fellows gain entry to the venue in the first place?

I enjoyed every bit of that event and I simply wish I could follow them all the way to Kenya for the next conference......

Dr Jimoh has a lot in his head, no wonder he is commanding a successful conglomerate....

#DrJimohMyMentor

As the director, he definitely can't deny not knowing some of his staffs are being owed up to 13 months salary. That's quite harsh. He's got stuffs in his head but he's not the person doing the dirty jobs. Haba, make these CEOs get conscience nah

seunmsg:
As the chairman and owner of the media companies, he can't claim to be unaware that workers have not been paid for 13 months. Sacking the Managing directors and forming angry on national TV is just playing to the gallery.

Just playing over smart. Shouldn't concern the workers as long as they get those 6 months first.

Nigerians good in wasting money outside our shore.

OK, Continue
God is kuku watching us

agya1:
Sometimes I just get confused about these men of God, yet can't speak cos they're "God's anointed".
Only last Sunday in the RCCG parish I worship, it was announced that folks interested in having a dinner with the "Daddy G.O" as he's normally called should pay an Access fee of N20k. Was left confused about the whole thing though as to why the "N20k Access fee"? Why must every thing be about money? Just wondering though

So without the 20k,no show niyen ooo. Hmmm, we're really approaching endtime

coolzeal:
It's amazing how Nigerians fall for this cheap prophecy and stunts from men that claimed to be servant of God. Are people really that gullible and daft? Sometimes, you gotta stop being afraid and ask questions.

No chances for Questions faaa, they sure know Nigerians will totally unravel all their lies if given the chance. The gullibility is what I still don't understand.

bayinq25:
The funniest part is that Africans paste the pictures of Robert Powell who casted as Jesus in a movie on their cars and doors and pray to the picture

Not just Africans but the world at large

9jacrip:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lol.gif

The O.P/writer killed me.

This is pure humour laden with cold truth.

Cold truth ke? The truth still dey hot as I see it oooo