₦airaland Forum

Gbese ré oooo.....

Aiye ti baje ooo

God has a hand in everything before nah, so abeg tell us another story

Have you heard of akudaya? The bride could be the akudaya of her dead twin sister. That's if there's anything like that.

Abeg wetin be the question again. I kinda forgot along the line.

Naija police and their ways. They never change. Oloshi people

But guy, you wicked oooo, how you take rush dey take all these pics nah? Looks like you're already anticipating this mishap.

Vanquay:
OP, you should have offered to give the man of god a blowjob_ Si? but you are a pathological liar, you are based in Atlanta,Georgia nad using MTN NG? What kind of retards do you think nairalanders are?

Haba nah, you should have known she's playing to the gallery, and as Pastor Oyedepo (fake) is a foolish and blind idiot, he wouldn't notice what you just pointed out.

TruthHurts1:
Funny how the fake Oyedepo is no different from the real one

Hahaha a, very few Nairalanders actually understand what you actually meant. But you wicked sha

Keneking:
Jonathan sef...

Umu anumanu sef

Wetin Jonathan do you nah?

I comment my reserve.

Shinyjay:
I wonder why ladies like opening chest like this? Is it that the chest is so hot or something.... Or is it that their face is now on their chest, such that the see with it, breath with & even talk with itAnd this same ladies will pick offense when you call them Olosho, asewo e.t.c. All in the name of being sexy. Shame on all this brainless ladies.

Bro, abeg tell them again. *chopknuckle

Party never start for PDP oooo, just watch this space as more gbege dey show face

If u no fit buy new phone, nah to just wait till I fit ooo. Can't go and serve terms in jail meant for the original oles

BeardedMeat:
Don't mind the bloody hypocrites! When Fayose cared for his people, they called it stomach infracture today they are copying him. I think the midget governor will go down in history as most bigoted and hypocritical of the bunch!

Lalasticlala must come to their aid immediately.

...Anything to convince almajiri to come to school. I just pray those children don't eat witchcraft or get diarrheoa!

Haba bros, Fayose no dey feed primary school children nah, you obviously know what stomach infrastructure is so why try to turn it. Besides Aregbesola also did it in Osun state. It's not just starting in KD

So you still never believe say Endtimes Don dey hia. Make una dey prepare ooo.

spicyuzo:
I was following the love transmission of the event and here are my thoughts:

First Dr Jimoh Ibrahim is a very smart man, the way he delivered the lectures, his analysis of the Chinese economy as a model for Nigeria's development is sterling.

Secondly, I think his decision on the sack of the news magazine MD is a calm response to a monumental embarrassment. The News watch managers couldn't keep their houses in order and that's a breach to their titles as managers in the first place.

But I beg to ask.....How did those fellows gain entry to the venue in the first place?

I enjoyed every bit of that event and I simply wish I could follow them all the way to Kenya for the next conference......

Dr Jimoh has a lot in his head, no wonder he is commanding a successful conglomerate....

#DrJimohMyMentor

As the director, he definitely can't deny not knowing some of his staffs are being owed up to 13 months salary. That's quite harsh. He's got stuffs in his head but he's not the person doing the dirty jobs. Haba, make these CEOs get conscience nah

seunmsg:
As the chairman and owner of the media companies, he can't claim to be unaware that workers have not been paid for 13 months. Sacking the Managing directors and forming angry on national TV is just playing to the gallery.

Just playing over smart. Shouldn't concern the workers as long as they get those 6 months first.

Nigerians good in wasting money outside our shore.

OK, Continue
God is kuku watching us

agya1:
Sometimes I just get confused about these men of God, yet can't speak cos they're "God's anointed".
Only last Sunday in the RCCG parish I worship, it was announced that folks interested in having a dinner with the "Daddy G.O" as he's normally called should pay an Access fee of N20k. Was left confused about the whole thing though as to why the "N20k Access fee"? Why must every thing be about money? Just wondering though

So without the 20k,no show niyen ooo. Hmmm, we're really approaching endtime

coolzeal:
It's amazing how Nigerians fall for this cheap prophecy and stunts from men that claimed to be servant of God. Are people really that gullible and daft? Sometimes, you gotta stop being afraid and ask questions.

No chances for Questions faaa, they sure know Nigerians will totally unravel all their lies if given the chance. The gullibility is what I still don't understand.

bayinq25:
The funniest part is that Africans paste the pictures of Robert Powell who casted as Jesus in a movie on their cars and doors and pray to the picture

Not just Africans but the world at large

9jacrip:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lol.gif

The O.P/writer killed me.

This is pure humour laden with cold truth.

Cold truth ke? The truth still dey hot as I see it oooo

Football can be wicked sometimes Sha. So Chelsea later loose nooni. Omasheooo

Chelsea really tried. The effort alone should have earned them the whole 3points but unfortunately.....

Everton no go allow this yeye sweet walahi

anytexy:
Chelsea must win this match. Though am Arsnal 4 life.

E be like say you carry Chelsea for your ticket abi

John Terry has scored


Against Chesea

Wishing them the very best in our colours(Naija colours and Arsenal colours).
Naija till I die
Gunners for life

This sure will serve as an eye-opener for most Nairalanders and I hope it's passed on to Nigerians generally. This is getting too much and needs to change.

Weeee:
I was at a Church today and I almost wept for the black race. Is it that people don't read their Bibles or they just choose to be gullible and stupid?

The Pastor or Prophet as he claimed he was always said that he isn't a beggar and he doesn't need anybody's money, but his actions were quite different. He acted like a beggar to me.

He was even so bold to request for so much money from his members and they saw nothing wrong at all. Okay, let me list all the money he collected so you can see for yourselves.

1) Who wants to give God the biggest note he/ she has in his/ her pocket?

2) Brown envelope.

3) White envelope.

4) Offering

5) Who wants to give money to the visiting Prophet? Tell the prophet thank you, Sow a seed now.

6) If you have 5000, 10,000 or any big amount of money you want to give to God.

Women came out mostly and I must say the church made almost N200, 000 or even more in just a day and this happens every Tuesday and other days they fellowship.

Things I noticed about the church...

1) The Pastor is an owner of a big car, while the members were mostly poor women and few men.

2) The Pastors dressed far better than the members. In fact, the members looked like people with lots of financial problems.

3) The only things the members get from these Pastors are prayers and a promise that God will reward them in 2016. I remember that I went to this same church some years back and the members still looked the same with no much of a change.

When will Nigerians get back to their senses to realize that these Pastors are using their beliefs, emotions and gullibility to steal all the money they have?

Only when we begin to think and come to a reasonable conclusion that God doesn't need money, but humans do, that is when we will begin to think right.

I wish I could take a video of what went on.

May God bless you