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We're surely going to win but can't be sure of Qualification into the next round.Let's hope for a Miracle.Gunners all the way.

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan need a second wife ASAP.

GboyegaD:
To say she is garrulous is an understatement. She just opens her mouth to spew whatever comes out of it.

She owns her mouth definitely but spewing shits out is what has really gotten to me.She's got the brain of a cochroach from what I've heard of her utterances.

We need to confirm our head coach ASAP.Anybody is OK by me so far it's not Keshi.He has tried and I'm wishing him the very best in his career but he's not good for us.Victor Moses should be in the main squad not the standby.all in all,these are relatively unknown players so let's give them the benefit of doubt.

I foresee Buhari winning and Patience Jonathan getting divorced.I foresee Fayose ending his life in Prison and also Foresee Nigeria getting it right at last in our Generation.

Seriously,OP should have at least helped her by editing before posting nah.We need to stop washing our dirty linen outside.She's still our First Lady(Mother of all Nigerians).But sha,why Presidio never tell am make she no dey talk outside?I still dey wonder ooo

We need clown like Madam peace to be in Government to really make us forget the sorrows they're plaguing us in.I've been missing Honorable Obahiagbon,pls I can't afford to let Madam Peace leave again oooo.who will produce the laffs after her?

phayvoursky:
RIP BRO. GOD LOVES YOU.

DRIVE SAFE ALL. OVERSPEEDING IS FUN BUT IT KILLS.


GEJ TRANSFORMED THAT ROAD, THEY MISTOOK FOR A RUNWAY.



VOTE GEJ FOR CONTINUED GOOD ROADS.

I just read above that not all that roams the street has sense,didn't believe at first.

So nah these people dey make laws bah?see Nigeria leg for inside gutter.Only God can save us now.We need change even it it will carry dem APC senators join the PDP thieves go gallow

Acidosis:
I despise everything about this man

- the way he talks
- his attitudes
- the low IQ
- the razz mentality, etc

you make me laugh bro.Low IQ?You really don't know what you're saying.Yea,he's Razz but so is Chief Gani Fawehinmi and most of our referred activists.What will you say of GEJ's attitude,IQ.You must surely hate the way our dear Presidio talks to.Issokay shaa

MEDICAL WARNING! Don't drink water immediately after
eating fish, because drinking water
may cause the fish to start swimming
and then you will feel gulugulugulu in
your stomach.

I want # change , I dont want #Change" should not
bring insults..... There are # unemployable
Nigerians who knows that having a Jesus Christ
running Nigeria will not make life any better for
them. They are not idiots; they are just hopeless.
#Change or # Continuity makes no difference to
them......There are Nigerians who benefit largely
from the corrupt practices of this administration...
They feed fat while the nation suffers...You can not
call such people "Fools" for wanting continuity, I
will agree if you say they are myopic. But then
again, they are no idiots..... There are # employable
Nigerians with skills and education but remains
# unemployed.....They do not benefit anything from
this government... They are aware it can be
better.... They still depend on their parents to
provide even toothpaste.... They want a #Change
in fortune... The only reason they do not subscribe
to the # CHANGE2015 is because of #religion and/
or #ethnicity .... Now, those are the # real # idiots
.... It is not an insult, there is just no euphemism
for such idiots..... BIGOTRY is IDIOCY.#copied

I want # change , I dont want #Change" should not
bring insults..... There are # unemployable
Nigerians who knows that having a Jesus Christ
running Nigeria will not make life any better for
them. They are not idiots; they are just hopeless.
#Change or # Continuity makes no difference to
them......There are Nigerians who benefit largely
from the corrupt practices of this administration...
They feed fat while the nation suffers...You can not
call such people "Fools" for wanting continuity, I
will agree if you say they are myopic. But then
again, they are no idiots..... There are # employable
Nigerians with skills and education but remains
# unemployed.....They do not benefit anything from
this government... They are aware it can be
better.... They still depend on their parents to
provide even toothpaste.... They want a #Change
in fortune... The only reason they do not subscribe
to the # CHANGE2015 is because of #religion and/
or #ethnicity .... Now, those are the # real # idiots
.... It is not an insult, there is just no euphemism
for such idiots..... BIGOTRY is IDIOCY.#copied

I want # change , I dont want #Change" should not
bring insults..... There are # unemployable
Nigerians who knows that having a Jesus Christ
running Nigeria will not make life any better for
them. They are not idiots; they are just hopeless.
#Change or # Continuity makes no difference to
them......There are Nigerians who benefit largely
from the corrupt practices of this administration...
They feed fat while the nation suffers...You can not
call such people "Fools" for wanting continuity, I
will agree if you say they are myopic. But then
again, they are no idiots..... There are # employable
Nigerians with skills and education but remains
# unemployed.....They do not benefit anything from
this government... They are aware it can be
better.... They still depend on their parents to
provide even toothpaste.... They want a #Change
in fortune... The only reason they do not subscribe
to the # CHANGE2015 is because of #religion and/
or #ethnicity .... Now, those are the # real # idiots
.... It is not an insult, there is just no euphemism
for such idiots..... BIGOTRY is IDIOCY.#Copied

I strongly believe Obanikoro has got something on Jonah and PDP to make them still do his biddings. Knowing some top secrets is really the key to the top in Naija politics.#Justthinkingoutloud

Nigerian politics is just too interesting.A lot of supposed intellectuals has lot their respects just cos of differing stands yet the foolish ones shows stupidity is truly inbuilt. all the same,we keep watching as the events unfolds.One Nigeria is the ultimate goal.Cheers

Ebora owu funra eee.Baba I hail ooo.awa o to sheyin oooo.Owo meji loke fun Baba

crownprince102:
Lol...... Yobo, are you saying we should vote any man that can Jump up or the strongest candidate?


Organise a marathon race for GEJ and Martin Onovo and see who will win. With your article, you are actually saying Martin Onovo should be the next president of nigeria because he is the strongest and the youngest of all candidates.


If Jonathan was the reason we won AFCON, he must also be the reason we failed to qualify twice under his administration. The AFCON seems to thrill you because it was the only trophy you won in your illustrious career both in club and country football, no forgeting the fact that you were on bench at the tournament. Keshi only use you at the dying minutes, such two minutes from normal time.


Tell me you are doing this for free and I will seize to support Buhari. It's no sin getting your share of the 21 Billion. You don't even stay in Nigeria, you don't know what the citizens go through.


Do me a favour by joining a Nigerian premier league club since you 've been rejected in europe and see how difficult life is in the country.


You played in England, ask your self why Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard, Stephen Gerrard, John Terry, Rio Ferdinand, etc, stay put in their homeland and you, Joseph Yobo couldn't stay back in your own country and play proffessional football.


Well sha, Their is no sin in the CLUBLESS supporting the CLUELESS.
Weldone Yobo, atleast it will earn you some penny for the time being.


#Sai Buhari

May God bless you for this.

it is wrong to employ him but it is WRONGER not to!!!One thing is sure,He's over qualified for the job so....

GMB all the way

phabuloz:
I choose none

I wish us none by God's grace

when you see people throwing insults on social
media, chances are that they are not getting
enough sex in their personal lives.bro,you need to get laid.

Amaechi should be on this list.You've got to see the facelift he gave Rivers state as compared to his predecessors.

President GE Jonathan has met and serenaded
virtually every group in Nigeria just to beg for votes
in the coming election. At the last count, he has
seen Pastors, Imams, Jesters, Nollywoodians,
Farmers, Kings, Traders, Students, Footballers,
Cooperative Societies, etc. In all these meetings, he
tried as much as possible to blend with his guests/
hosts. But one vital group has been left out and I
cannot wait to see GEJ in their midst and
exhibiting their traits. I am talking of our own
'Nasona' (NURTW); Yes, the ubiquitous drivers
unions (incorporating touts). I will like to see GEJ
in the midst of 'nasona' members chanting like the
typical Lagos Conductors in a throaty voice with
two hands in the air, stamping his feet on the
ground vigorously. How will this pun sound in
GEJ's mouth "Wo le pelu CHANGE e o, mi o ni
CHANGE o". Have a blessed week. #copied

phabuloz:
u will end up disgracing dat ur child for the community to see

if you'd choose between disgrace and STD/unwanted pregnancy,which would you go for?

phabuloz:
R naija modas no go mind to embarrass demself. Like say dem bin no d do am

why take the risk when you can avoid it by just breaking down that door and dragging your daughter by her ear.leaving her to complete the fuckery could lead to loads of mishaps faaaa

I still did that yesterday.In fact I do it at least thrice in a week,what's the big deal?

Just got a Lenovo Think pad T61 sent from Canada with a double cell battery.The problem is the battery doesn't backup and I don't know of anybody using the same model with me.I've tried to get a new battery but it's been a kinda Mission impossible.I sure need help guys.

I just showed this pics to our gateman and he was like"Mo ma like awon arakunrin ati arabirin yin ooo"(I like this man and woman ooo).I immediately told him that's President Jonathan and his wife.He was like "shey iyawo Jonah lodabi apo ewa yi,shey ounti won fi owo wa she leyi........"?(so Jonah's wife is the one that look like bag of beans?so this is what they've been spending our money on)I no fit laff abeg.see Wetin hatred cause.

Pray for Nigeria.I know we will soon be liberated from selfish and callous leadership.May God help Us.

I still don't know why people keep taking FFK serious.We all know he's doing what he's been paid to do.I'm pretty sure he will malign his father if well paid to do so,so why take such an irresponsible, uncouth,foul mouthed idiot serious.Corroborating mummy patience says a lot self cos we already know Our mama is BRAINLESS.

why must PDP and APC disagree on every issue?it's like they're already configured to go against themselves irrespective of what is good for the nation.Naija politics nah real waaaaah