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*Arrested for laughing*⁉

_"This is from an actual trial in the UK."_

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling uncomfortable due to her condition.

She changed her seat and the man seemed more amused.

She moved again and the man laughed even more!

She filed a court case against him.
But in court, the man's defence was :

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing that she was pregnant.
She then sat under a movie ad which read "Coming Soon- The creature from Hell!"

I was even more amused when she moved and sat under a female deoderant advertisement,
which read : "The love stick did the trick"...

Then I completely lost it when she moved a third time under an advert for tyres which read : "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".

The case was dismissed because the judge fell off his chair laughing !

Donald Trump 72, President of America and still pushing for more.

Wole Soyinka 84, Nobel laureate. He's still writing and pushing for more.

Mohammadu Buhari 75, President of Nigeria and still pushing for more.

Aliko Dangote 61, richest man in Africa and still pushing for more.

Olu Jacobs 76, veteran actor and still pushing for more.

Oprah Winfrey 64, one of the most powerful women on earth and still pushing for more.

Folorunsho Alakija 67, the wealthiest woman in Africa and still pushing for more.

You're just:
30
35
40
45
50 and you're giving up.

You better shake off the dust and get moving.

You're too young to quit!

#WinningAttitudes

uthlaw:
love your quote my brother.

it's actually not mine bro. Saw it and felt it's worth sharing. Cheers boss.

Donald Trump 72, President of America and still pushing for more.

Wole Soyinka 84, Nobel laureate. He's still writing and pushing for more.

Mohammadu Buhari 75, President of Nigeria and still pushing for more.

Aliko Dangote 61, richest man in Africa and still pushing for more.

Olu Jacobs 76, veteran actor and still pushing for more.

Oprah Winfrey 64, one of the most powerful women on earth and still pushing for more.

Folorunsho Alakija 67, the wealthiest woman in Africa and still pushing for more.

You're just:
30
35
40
45
50 and you're giving up.

You better shake off the dust and get moving.

You're too young to quit!

#WinningAttitudes

I pray and I request for you today and forever A heart free from sadness, a mind free from worries, a life full of gladness, a body free from of illness, and a day full of God blessings and favours.

Yusuf54:
No Vacancy in South West and Aso Rock....Obasanjo bacame a Billionaire within a Year,Atiku became a Multi Billionaire within 4-8 Years as Former VP. Senator Saraki is the one paying the Salaries of Kwara State workers.

imagine...Just imagine. Party of thieves. PDP..never again.

Ijaya123:
Where id the issue based campaign?

That's the most annoying of all. Accusations upon accusations without trying to convince the electorates on what they really have to offer.

I'd rather go with Tinubu than go with Fayose+FFK.

Is it your deceive? We'd go with the better deceiver as it stands.

I pray and I request for you today and forever A heart free from sadness, a mind free from worries, a life full of gladness, a body free from of illness, and a day full of God blessings and favours.

Only those who *risk going too far* can possibly find out how *far they can go."*��
— T.S. Eliot
*Good morning everyone*

helinues:
Hmmmmm


No be only wikerised , na wikebeansed.

Wikerised? Hard to pronounce sef.

femi4:
Rented crowd...SE and SS are insignificant figures anyway

Rivers has the crowd to really hurt APC ooo. Not like small Bayelsa that and other states in that region.

We know Atiku will win Rivers but definitely not with the doctored margin of 2015.
Wike is surely coming back for 2nd term so no need to be wikerized.
We also know Buhari is also staying till 2023 so no need to be happy Wike and Rivers people are Atikulated.

I will enter His gate with thanksgiving in my heart
I will enter His courts with praise
I will say this is the day that the Lord has made
I will rejoice for He has made me glad
He has made me glad
I am so glad
I will rejoice for He has made me glad
Hallelujah
He has made me glad
I am so glad
I will rejoice for He has made me glad.

Randy100:
In a bid to pass a wonderful message, you ended up lying. Monkeys can climb banana tree. Capuchin monkeys living close to human beings has only one job, stealing their bananas. Don't come here to lie again, do we look like Buhari zombies.

I'd Google capuchin monkeys then.

I will enter His gate with thanksgiving in my heart
I will enter His courts with praise
I will say this is the day that the Lord has made
I will rejoice for He has made me glad
He has made me glad
I am so glad
I will rejoice for He has made me glad
Hallelujah
He has made me glad
I am so glad
I will rejoice for He has made me glad.

We know who Umahi is working for. Ebonyi is bad market for Atiku as it stands.

I will enter His gate with thanksgiving in my heart
I will enter His courts with praise
I will say this is the day that the Lord has made
I will rejoice for He has made me glad
He has made me glad
I am so glad
I will rejoice for He has made me glad
Hallelujah
He has made me glad
I am so glad
I will rejoice for He has made me glad.

WHAT AN IRONY OF LIFE?

Do you know that the only tree a monkey cannot climb is the banana tree. Paradoxically, banana is what monkey likes the most. This means that anytime banana is found in the hand of a monkey, it's most likely a gift. Hence the phrase "Who dash monkey banana?" was coined.

In the journey of life there are things you like but can never achieve unless you are given by God.

Therefore, it is not of him that willeth or of him that runneth but of God that showeth Mercy. May His mercy continue to abide in, and with you forever. Amen.��

WHAT AN IRONY OF LIFE?

Do you know that the only tree a monkey cannot climb is the banana tree. Paradoxically, banana is what monkey likes the most. This means that anytime banana is found in the hand of a monkey, it's most likely a gift. Hence the phrase "Who dash monkey banana?" was coined.

In the journey of life there are things you like but can never achieve unless you are given by God.

Therefore, it is not of him that willeth or of him that runneth but of God that showeth Mercy. May His mercy continue to abide in, and with you forever. Amen.��

Why do we keep thinking it's not possible for another party to win aside PDP or APC? As it is, we all should run away from these two at least we'd be very sure 98% of the thieves won't be coming back to rule us. As hard as it sounds, it is very achievable.
God bless Nigeria.

I truly believe this woman means well for Nigeria but as it is they've got to go the drawing board to ensure we have Nigeria of our dream.

WHAT AN IRONY OF LIFE?

Do you know that the only tree a monkey cannot climb is the banana tree. Paradoxically, banana is what monkey likes the most. This means that anytime banana is found in the hand of a monkey, it's most likely a gift. Hence the phrase "Who dash monkey banana?" was coined.

In the journey of life there are things you like but can never achieve unless you are given by God.

Therefore, it is not of him that willeth or of him that runneth but of God that showeth Mercy. May His mercy continue to abide in, and with you forever. Amen.��

Heavenly Lord,
Your name is wonderful
Your name is excellent
Your name is beautiful
I worship You Lord for You’re mighty,
You’ve got the whole World in Your hands..

Heavenly Lord,
Your name is wonderful
Your name is excellent
Your name is beautiful
I worship You Lord for You’re mighty,
You’ve got the whole World in Your hands..
Good morning Nairalanders.

Heavenly Lord,
Your name is wonderful
Your name is excellent
Your name is beautiful
I worship You Lord for You’re mighty,
You’ve got the whole World in Your hands..
Good morning people.

Kelly2713:
I did not read it

Wallahi I didn't read too.

Good Morning Nairalanders,

If you don't like how things are, change it; you are not a tree! But if you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. Why do you prefer for the mediocre life when there is so much more in you? Wake up! You are unique and packaged with wonders in you. Don't let what you cannot do, interfere with what you can do; Always see possibilities! You have what it takes!

You cannot always control what happens to you, but you can control what happens in you. Turn your wounds into wisdom; every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. Yes, I know you are going through challenges, so does everyone; you think yours is special? Get up! Discover you; that is the key! Live! Let go; fear less; take risks; take action; dream more; be confident! A key to the solution is in you!

Be fearless; have a vision; believe in yourself; always hustle; stay focused; get out there; get motivated; get inspired! Your only limit is you! Don't be complacent, don’t be lazy, kill procrastination and worry! Push yourself out of your comfort zone; never give up! Never lose hope! Yes, you failed in your last attempt; sit down, plan, prepare and do it again and again. You can do this, if it is to be; it is up to YOU!

Stay positive, stay fighting, stay brave, stay ambitious, stay focused, stay strong! Have a fulfilled day!!

Good Morning Nairalanders,

If you don't like how things are, change it; you are not a tree! But if you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. Why do you prefer for the mediocre life when there is so much more in you? Wake up! You are unique and packaged with wonders in you. Don't let what you cannot do, interfere with what you can do; Always see possibilities! You have what it takes!

You cannot always control what happens to you, but you can control what happens in you. Turn your wounds into wisdom; every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. Yes, I know you are going through challenges, so does everyone; you think yours is special? Get up! Discover you; that is the key! Live! Let go; fear less; take risks; take action; dream more; be confident! A key to the solution is in you!

Be fearless; have a vision; believe in yourself; always hustle; stay focused; get out there; get motivated; get inspired! Your only limit is you! Don't be complacent, don’t be lazy, kill procrastination and worry! Push yourself out of your comfort zone; never give up! Never lose hope! Yes, you failed in your last attempt; sit down, plan, prepare and do it again and again. You can do this, if it is to be; it is up to YOU!

Stay positive, stay fighting, stay brave, stay ambitious, stay focused, stay strong! Have a fulfilled day!!

Good Morning Nairalanders,

If you don't like how things are, change it; you are not a tree! But if you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. Why do you prefer for the mediocre life when there is so much more in you? Wake up! You are unique and packaged with wonders in you. Don't let what you cannot do, interfere with what you can do; Always see possibilities! You have what it takes!

You cannot always control what happens to you, but you can control what happens in you. Turn your wounds into wisdom; every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. Yes, I know you are going through challenges, so does everyone; you think yours is special? Get up! Discover you; that is the key! Live! Let go; fear less; take risks; take action; dream more; be confident! A key to the solution is in you!

Be fearless; have a vision; believe in yourself; always hustle; stay focused; get out there; get motivated; get inspired! Your only limit is you! Don't be complacent, don’t be lazy, kill procrastination and worry! Push yourself out of your comfort zone; never give up! Never lose hope! Yes, you failed in your last attempt; sit down, plan, prepare and do it again and again. You can do this, if it is to be; it is up to YOU!

Stay positive, stay fighting, stay brave, stay ambitious, stay focused, stay strong! Have a fulfilled day!!