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If you call her ehn, you go see me for your sleep with factory fitted slaps. Imagine getting all worked up over a non-issue.

*TIPS FOR HEALTHY LIVING...*

I do this often these days as tips for a healthy life:

1. Drink lots of water
2. Exercise regularly
3. Eat lots of fruits
4. STAY AWAY FROM BUHARI / ATIKU ARGUMENTS.

*TIPS FOR HEALTHY LIVING...*

I do this often these days as tips for a healthy life:

1. Drink lots of water
2. Exercise regularly
3. Eat lots of fruits
4. STAY AWAY FROM BUHARI / ATIKU ARGUMENTS.

*TIPS FOR HEALTHY LIVING...*

I do this often these days as tips for a healthy life:

1. Drink lots of water
2. Exercise regularly
3. Eat lots of fruits
4. STAY AWAY FROM BUHARI / ATIKU ARGUMENTS.

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Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Amr bin Al-'as (ra):

A man asked the Messenger of Allah (pbuh): "Which act in Islam is the best?" He (pbuh) replied, *"To give food, and to greet everyone, whether you know or you do not."*

[Al-Bukhari and Muslim].

Assalamu alaikum and Good morning.

bendike:
what is pbuh?

Peace be upon Him.

And so what?

Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Amr bin Al-'as (ra):

A man asked the Messenger of Allah (pbuh): "Which act in Islam is the best?" He (pbuh) replied, *"To give food, and to greet everyone, whether you know or you do not."*

[Al-Bukhari and Muslim].

Assalamu alaikum and Good morning.

SDP that can't even get their house working wanting to work on Nigeria. SMH.

Donald Duke sef dey fall hand gaaan. Just leave Jerry boy to spend and loose chikena. It's not like either of you has a chance sef.

These two mumu oooo. It's not like any of you will win sef yet they're busy spending their stolen money just to appear on the ballot.mcheew.

Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Amr bin Al-'as (ra):

A man asked the Messenger of Allah (pbuh): "Which act in Islam is the best?" He (pbuh) replied, *"To give food, and to greet everyone, whether you know or you do not."*

[Al-Bukhari and Muslim].

Assalamu alaikum and Good morning.

Who else wants Toyin Saraki as a MILF?

Toyin Saraki fine sha...

How many days does Saraki actually have to spend in this office ?

The picture is actually cute. I won't say cos I don't like I will be saying nonsense about it.

Learn to celebrate other people's success even before you begin to experience yours. Be happy for them. Don’t begrudge them. You can ask the Almighty to bless you with the same. But never be mean and wish ill upon them. A genuine heart is a great blessing. Not many have it!If you find yourself being tested again and again even though you’re doing all that the Almighty has asked of you, know that your trials are a blessing not a punishment. He loves you and sends the toughest tests to his best soldiers. Endure with beautiful patience. May Almighty God grant us the patience to accept His will and allow us to enjoy the reward of our labour. Ameen

A drowning man will clutch on a straw.

Neoteny:
I've said it and I'll keep saying it:

PDP's entire campaign strategy is based on spreading fear, misinformation, disinformation, lies, and calumny.

No facts, no figures (except figures imported from China)

This is what they congregated with much fanfare in Dubai for?

Pathetic.

You're so on point. Just saddening a lot of our so called elites still subscribe to their antics.

archdaura:
why is this bigot not arrested for hate speech

To say this man was once a minister in this country is appalling. He is a disgrace to Yoruba race aswear.

SEONaijaExpert:
This is the kind of false alarm, misleading opinion and provocative statement that PDP knows how to use.

that's about their only selling point now. So sad.

Learn to celebrate other people's success even before you begin to experience yours. Be happy for them. Don’t begrudge them. You can ask the Almighty to bless you with the same. But never be mean and wish ill upon them. A genuine heart is a great blessing. Not many have it!If you find yourself being tested again and again even though you’re doing all that the Almighty has asked of you, know that your trials are a blessing not a punishment. He loves you and sends the toughest tests to his best soldiers. Endure with beautiful patience. May Almighty God grant us the patience to accept His will and allow us to enjoy the reward of our labour. Ameen.

Macopolo8:
The most painful part is that most of them are broke but will always form like they’re rich lol.

aswear. It's so annoying but what can one do?

I won't pay the 2nd time sef not to talk of the third time. Turning me to baby just cos I've obliged her every time she asks will automatically make me collect everything I've spent on her by fire by force. It's not a crime to be broke but turning a good intention into something else is what I will never condone.

People are no longer thinking straight again because the role models they see are lowly people

People are no longer thinking straight again because the role models they see are lowly people

Madam Oby goofed big time. Should have supported Fela after moderated in picking him in the coalition.

Donald Trump 72, President of America and still pushing for more.

Wole Soyinka 84, Nobel laureate. He's still writing and pushing for more.

Mohammadu Buhari 75, President of Nigeria and still pushing for more.

Aliko Dangote 61, richest man in Africa and still pushing for more.

Olu Jacobs 76, veteran actor and still pushing for more.

Oprah Winfrey 64, one of the most powerful women on earth and still pushing for more.

Folorunsho Alakija 67, the wealthiest woman in Africa and still pushing for more. Have a pleasant day guys.

You're just:
30
35
40
45
50 and you're giving up.

You better shake off the dust and get moving.

You're too young to quit!

#WinningAttitudes

Donald Trump 72, President of America and still pushing for more.

Wole Soyinka 84, Nobel laureate. He's still writing and pushing for more.

Mohammadu Buhari 75, President of Nigeria and still pushing for more.

Aliko Dangote 61, richest man in Africa and still pushing for more.

Olu Jacobs 76, veteran actor and still pushing for more.

Oprah Winfrey 64, one of the most powerful women on earth and still pushing for more.

Folorunsho Alakija 67, the wealthiest woman in Africa and still pushing for more.

You're just:
30
35
40
45
50 and you're giving up.

You better shake off the dust and get moving.

You're too young to quit!

#WinningAttitudes

balogs:
Donald Trump 72, President of America and still pushing for more.

Wole Soyinka 84, Nobel laureate. He's still writing and pushing for more.

Mohammadu Buhari 75, President of Nigeria and still pushing for more.

Aliko Dangote 61, richest man in Africa and still pushing for more.

Olu Jacobs 76, veteran actor and still pushing for more.

Oprah Winfrey 64, one of the most powerful women on earth and still pushing for more.

Folorunsho Alakija 67, the wealthiest woman in Africa and still pushing for more.

You're just:
30
35
40
45
50 and you're giving up.

You better shake off the dust and get moving.

You're too young to quit!

#WinningAttitudes

Donald Trump 72, President of America and still pushing for more.

Wole Soyinka 84, Nobel laureate. He's still writing and pushing for more.

Mohammadu Buhari 75, President of Nigeria and still pushing for more.

Aliko Dangote 61, richest man in Africa and still pushing for more.

Olu Jacobs 76, veteran actor and still pushing for more.

Oprah Winfrey 64, one of the most powerful women on earth and still pushing for more.

Folorunsho Alakija 67, the wealthiest woman in Africa and still pushing for more.

You're just:
30
35
40
45
50 and you're giving up.

You better shake off the dust and get moving.

You're too young to quit!

#WinningAttitudes

*Arrested for laughing*⁉

_"This is from an actual trial in the UK."_

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling uncomfortable due to her condition.

She changed her seat and the man seemed more amused.

She moved again and the man laughed even more!

She filed a court case against him.
But in court, the man's defence was :

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing that she was pregnant.
She then sat under a movie ad which read "Coming Soon- The creature from Hell!"

I was even more amused when she moved and sat under a female deoderant advertisement,
which read : "The love stick did the trick"...

Then I completely lost it when she moved a third time under an advert for tyres which read : "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".

The case was dismissed because the judge fell off his chair laughing !