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LAUGH WAN KILL ME HERE.
Little Johnny asks his teacher: Excuse Ma , if you mix Omo and klin, will there be foam?
Teacher responded : Yes of course, why ask such a stupid and senseless question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?
Little Johnny laughs and whispers to the other kids, what a dumb teacher!, how can you get foam when you mix Omo & Klin without adding water, are we going to know anything at all with this stupid answer from a senseless teacher?
Good afternoon and have a nice day at work.. .!

livelymatilda22:
Do you have it?

Yes

Amarabae:
One minute man is better than weak erection man.

be like that weak erection nah the trend ooo. Any viable solution?

Why is this on front page now? Mcheew

How e go affect us. One of the very few things giving us joy will be hard to take away nah. Whatsapp better get sense.

Naija no dey carry last nah.

NEXT LEVEL is not just an acronym, it means something;

N - Nation building
E - Endearing Infrastructural Provision.
X - Xray for Clear Transparency and Accountability.
T - Thorough Fight Against Corruption.
L - Level Headed Policies.
E - Effective and Credible Leadership.
V - Vivid Project Execution.
E - Efficient Management of Resources.
L - Large Scale National Development.

This is a clear cut vision of a 9-POINT AGENDA.
A vote for Buhari will truly take Nigeria and Nigerians to the *NEXT LEVEL* of prosperity and happiness.

dullardpmb:
Keep deceiving yourselves. You are actually creating poverty massively.

I can see you're so sure of your assertion. Oya substantiate.

felines:
CREATING POVERTY STEP 2

O ye of little faith!!!

One step at a time. Abeg make una hurry up before hunger consume everyone oooo. All the best.

Performing wonders in underage competitions then go into oblivion almost immediately. Our administrators just wouldn't learn.

All the best.

Even with massive rigging in South South and south East in 2015, Buhari still won. Work hard and stop complaining Mr. Atiku.

Nigerians are not deaf nah. Please stop telling us.

oyichi:
this man is deceiving buhari, he will work for atiku, he is just doing. what babangida the then governor of niger state did to gej this man supported atiku against buhari in 2014 apc primaries when buhari's integrity was still intact, is it now that he will work for buhari?

Even Wike is working for Buhari.

OhiOfIhima:
Almost all of them, even the one in opposition parties are spiritually with Baba.

Gbam.

oyichi:
this man is deceiving buhari, he will work for atiku, he is just doing. what babangida the then governor of niger state did to gej this man supported atiku against buhari in 2014 apc primaries when buhari's integrity was still intact, is it now that he will work for buhari?

He told you this abi?

We're moving to the Next Level of Progress by God's Grace.

jerecrown:
Not all governors but his party governors

should have read most governors then. Even if it's just him, we know the winner already.

We know Baba will only leave in 2023 so no hassles.

Pretty sure Saraki will say another thing soonest. Why okay it now when you'd still complain later? Yeyenatu.

Your best enemy can still be your best friend in life. Make friends not enemy.

4 years ago, PDP used their TV Station AIT to mock Buhari over the death of one of his daughters but today, the same Station has awarded him Africa's Best President.

Prayer Point: Oya, hold your head and say those who mock you shall come around to celebrate you.
Gbadura!

Your best enemy can still be your best friend in life. Make friends not enemy.

4 years ago, PDP used their TV Station AIT to mock Buhari over the death of one of his daughters but today, the same Station has awarded him Africa's Best President.

Prayer Point: Oya, hold your head and say those who mock you shall come around to celebrate you.
Gbadura!

konkonbilo:
which fgc be that?

FGC Ogbomosho.

You're a phool if you continue with the relationship. That's all I have to say.

We all die one day. Let's try to live on earth so as to make people remember us for good even when we're gone. RIP to the dead.

RIP

kaen1317:
its like its u it's doing

Oya do the do. Awon eyan scoopydoo.

NaijaRoyalty:
I see buhari Islamizing Nigeria totally if given a second term

Look for something else to campaign with not this agenda. Nigeria is bigger than a single individual and there's nothing Buhari can do when it comes to that.

SEONaijaExpert:
Practical waste of time!

President Buhari would definitely go after 2023

Please loud it. Definitely not cos he's better than the rest but cos he's far better than Atiku.

Imagine sharing something from Fani Kayode and expecting us to listen. ..something is doing you this early Tuesday morning aswear.