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Buhari is more than a lion sef.

Atiku left America for the debate. Got to the venue and still didn't debate. Who does that? That's quite irresponsible of him.

We all know Buhari wouldn't show but why show then leave just cos one of the participants refused to come? Atiku don Bleep up.

Buhari and Atiku disrespected us by not attending but still we know we won't find a winner in any of those three that took their time to tell us what we needed to know. That's our Naija.

Who else didn't read his tweet?

I sat with my friend in a well-known porridge shop in a neighbouring town of Venice (Italy), the city of lights and water.

As we enjoyed our porridge, a man entered and sat at an empty table beside us.

He called the waiter and placed his order saying,

‘Two cups of porridge, one here, one on the wall.’

We heard this strange order with interest and observed that he was served with one cup of porridge but he paid for two.

As soon as he left, the waiter pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying

‘A Cup of porridge’.

While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of porridge, two on the table and one on the wall.

They had the two cups of porridge but paid for three and left.

This time also, the waiter did the same; he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying, ‘A Cup of Porridge’.

It was something unique and perplexing for us.

We finished our porridge, paid the bill and left.

After a few days, we had a chance to go to this porridge shop again.

While we were enjoying our porridge, a poorly dressed man entered.

As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said, 'One cup of porridge from the wall'.

The waiter served porridge to this man with the customary respect and dignity.

The man had his porridge and left without paying.

We were amazed to watch all this, as the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dust bin.

Now it was no surprise for us – the matter was very clear.

The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town made our eyes well up in tears.

Ponder upon the need of what this man wanted...

He enters the porridge shop without having to lower his self-esteem…

he has no need to ask for a free cup of porridge…

without asking or knowing about the one who is giving this cup of porridge to him.

He only looked at the wall, placed an order for himself, enjoyed his porridge and left.

Probably the most beautiful wall you may ever see will be our wall of good deeds on the Day of Judgement.

This is what is Charity when you give from one hand & other hand does not know about it.

May the Almighty help us all to spend for the poor and the needy.
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I sat with my friend in a well-known porridge shop in a neighbouring town of Venice (Italy), the city of lights and water.

As we enjoyed our porridge, a man entered and sat at an empty table beside us.

He called the waiter and placed his order saying,

‘Two cups of porridge, one here, one on the wall.’

We heard this strange order with interest and observed that he was served with one cup of porridge but he paid for two.

As soon as he left, the waiter pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying

‘A Cup of porridge’.

While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of porridge, two on the table and one on the wall.

They had the two cups of porridge but paid for three and left.

This time also, the waiter did the same; he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying, ‘A Cup of Porridge’.

It was something unique and perplexing for us.

We finished our porridge, paid the bill and left.

After a few days, we had a chance to go to this porridge shop again.

While we were enjoying our porridge, a poorly dressed man entered.

As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said, 'One cup of porridge from the wall'.

The waiter served porridge to this man with the customary respect and dignity.

The man had his porridge and left without paying.

We were amazed to watch all this, as the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dust bin.

Now it was no surprise for us – the matter was very clear.

The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town made our eyes well up in tears.

Ponder upon the need of what this man wanted...

He enters the porridge shop without having to lower his self-esteem…

he has no need to ask for a free cup of porridge…

without asking or knowing about the one who is giving this cup of porridge to him.

He only looked at the wall, placed an order for himself, enjoyed his porridge and left.

Probably the most beautiful wall you may ever see will be our wall of good deeds on the Day of Judgement.

This is what is Charity when you give from one hand & other hand does not know about it.

May the Almighty help us all to spend for the poor and the needy.
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You are allowed to SHARE the update.

One just needs to be very careful these days as too many fraudsters now roams around looking for who to devour. Nice one Op.

Some politicians distributing 1000 jamb forms in ikoyi....if you have any student in need. Pls advise them. Its part of commonwealth abeg.
Name is Gbolahan Ishawu...

Some politicians distributing 1000 jamb forms in ikoyi....if you have any student in need. Pls advise them. Its part of commonwealth abeg.
Name is Gbolahan Ishawu...

He was fine then too.

Boyooosa:
U could retrieve so much pictures from his phone but u couldn't retrieve a single ICE number...smh.
Sheedren of nowadays.

I don't believe this story joor. If his phone isn't locked then getting his family shouldn't be a problem then. Just look at his call logs instead of coming online to disturb us .

How did the op get these pictures? Also his corpse would have sent a more urgent message if he's indeed dead.

O to gee.
Enough is Enough.
Saraki is a goner.

[quote author=tuniski post=74634120]Your head is very correct![/quote, his head is actually not correct. Saraki sef don gba kamu. O to gee.

Famocious:
Africa's Best XI is a total joke..

Rubbish of the highest order.

Salah over Hazard any day anytime. Take it to the bank.

Unfortunately no Nigeria player in CAF 11. I really don't want to believe that. I'd pick Iwobi ahead of Mahrez as Mahrez hasn't been playing regularly. Ndidi shoud also make the team. But it's CAF, anything goes.

He'd still win it next year as it is. Congrats.

Telephone Conversation between a Politician and a Repentant Thug.

_______________________________________________________

Politician: Is this Bruno?
_______________________________________________________

Bruno: Yes.

Who am I speaking with?
_______________________________________________________

Politician: Your boss.

Can't you recognize my voice?
_______________________________________________________

Bruno: Oh, sorry sir.

Good afternoon boss.

Your voice has changed.

And I don't have this number.
_______________________________________________________

Politician: Forget about the changed voice and the unknown number.

There's a job.
_______________________________________________________

Bruno: Job?
_______________________________________________________

Politician: Get your boys ready.

I will make every detail available tonight.

No stories.

I don't want a repeat of what happened the other time.
_______________________________________________________

Bruno: Remember sir, we lost J-boy in our last outing.
_______________________________________________________

Politician: Yes.

And so?
_______________________________________________________

Bruno: We may have a gap or leakage in our strategic positioning.
_______________________________________________________

Politician: Bruno, what do you want?

Go straight to the point and stop beating about the bush.

I don't have all the time my friend.
_______________________________________________________

Bruno: We need to fill J-boy's gap.
_______________________________________________________

Politician: My friend you're talking too much.

What do you want?
_______________________________________________________

Bruno: I want us to replace J-boy with your son.

Henceforth, let him be part of every assignment you give to us sir.
_______________________________________________________

Politician: My son?! My only son! You must be crazy. You are out of your... (Bruno cuts in)
_______________________________________________________

Bruno: Sir, am not crazy ooo.

You are the crazy one here.

We are people's children too.

The same way you feel for your children, that's the same way our parents feel about us.

Let me tell you Mr Man, you can't be using us as thugs while your children are schooling in UK, USA, Japan, etc and enjoying the luxuries of life.

You have used us to destabilize the polity through violence and assassination of innocent people.

If you ever want us to do any 'job' for you, let all your male children be part of us.

You think we don't know that your children work in NNPC, FIRS, CBN, NCC, DPR, etc.

We are degree holders.

If you want to give us any 'job' again, it should be in any of the above mentioned places.

Foolish man.
__________________________________________________________

It is a script!

But the message has been passed.

Nigerian Youths Say No To Thuggery.

Don't Allow Yourself to be used as Thugs.

Anyone who wants you as a thug, request that his children be part of it.

Vote and not fight.

Say no to violence.

Oshoala obviously.

"The tragedy with Africa is that those with ideas are not in power, while those in power have no idea. When the people have the chance again, they still vote for people that have no idea".

*"The tragedy with Africa is that those with ideas are not in power, while those in power have no idea. When the people have the chance again, they still vote for people that have no idea".*

Saying is son doesn't own a car is a blatant lie. Even an ordinary councillor wouldn't allow his son or even daughter walk around carless in this our country.
Let his managers review his lies before coming on tvs to take us for fools please.

What's so hard in declaring the school you graduated from?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

PRYCE:
Bauchi is for Atiku!

Sai Baba all the way.

Season of defections . We wait.

ortopazz:
Luck? come on!!! Let the best man win!

8 gamee,8 draws. Looks like rapids will be the decider.

Hello Programmers. Please where can I learn data science effectively In Ibadan and at what price?

madridguy:
OP trying to sell his rotten market

Brutality!!!