₦airaland Forum

#BREAKING NEWS!!

After what happened in Lagos on the 28th of June .....

In Lokoja today, A gas tanker again carrying 45,000 litres of gas this early morning was on a very high speed along MURTALA MOHAMMED HIGH WAY in ABUJA EXPRESS WAY. when the driver spotted an okada man who was also on high speed coming towards him.

Meanwhile, the Okada man was carrying a close to delivery pregnant woman who was just coming back from the State Hospital.

In a nut shell, as they got closer to each other the tanker driver looked closely and identified the Okada rider to be his childhood friend. He shouted his name Matthew!
They both slowed down, stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while and continued their journey.

I was just in a car looking at both of them.
They were so happy together

#The end:::

Everyday you want to hear bad news abi? No be for my mouth...

Good News Always ���

Shollay20:
May Allah give me strength to do it..

Ameen thumma Ameen

Alhamdulillah I'm done with it .May Allah make it easy for those planning to do it also.Salam alaekum.

Glo with Pride!!!

��
When I was in class 7 , I used to ask a lot of questions. .....!
One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. ......
My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent ".......
(I was even more confused .....??)
During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the empty container. ....!!!!!!!
My English Teacher : What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.
I replied, "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.

Dedicated to all English Teachers.��

fuckerstard:
Better



Naso I dey hear this morning o. Make dem use abacha loot pay them now

abi dem be part of poor Nigerians niyen unto say dem dey work sef.

If Saraki, Tambuwal, Dogara and state governors no dey, these are just noise makers.

Who sabi them? Good riddance to bad rubbish.

What's delaying the allawee sef? Corp members don turn beggars for here ooo.

��
When I was in class 7 , I used to ask a lot of questions. .....!
One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. ......
My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent ".......
(I was even more confused .....??)
During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the empty container. ....!!!!!!!
My English Teacher : What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.
I replied, "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.

Dedicated to all English Teachers.��

walad4yhu:
No one is allowed to registered nine subjects without a trade (entrepreneur) subject.

So this result is fake and a fat lie.

Oga, nah SSS you be? Abi you just dey beef the result ?

Congrats to her. Where we wan wash am?

We made similar stuffs growing up too.

Brilliant!!!!

PeterUdeme:
LOL. FFk is the source of information of IPOB?

imagine ooo

ademoladeji:
FFK will cause more damage to the already strained relationship between the Igbos n Yorubas

the guy is a numbskull and to think some people still believe him.

Lies everywhere

So where's he hidden?

Wife: listen, shall we go to watch the circus

Husband : No......... I m busy..

Wife : it seems there's a girl riding on a lion without clothes ...!!!!!

Husband : you have become very stubborn .... in everything you want to be stubborn .....
okay ..let's go ..anyway i've not seen a lion for a long time ....!!!!!

The rest of the story ...

Husband & wife went to watch the circus. Husband had even bought the front row seats ...

Lion show started ....and also got over ...but no girl without clothes ..Soon, the entire Circus show was over...

Husband : you told me there is a show where a girl comes without clothes?

Wife : i said a lion without clothes, not girl ........

I swear you will read it again..

Wife: listen, shall we go to watch the circus

Husband : No......... I m busy..

Wife : it seems there's a girl riding on a lion without clothes ...!!!!!

Husband : you have become very stubborn .... in everything you want to be stubborn .....
okay ..let's go ..anyway i've not seen a lion for a long time ....!!!!!

The rest of the story ...

Husband & wife went to watch the circus. Husband had even bought the front row seats ...

Lion show started ....and also got over ...but no girl without clothes ..Soon, the entire Circus show was over...

Husband : you told me there is a show where a girl comes without clothes?

Wife : i said a lion without clothes, not girl ........

I swear you will read it again..

You need not go into a relationship out of pity. Know what you want and go for it. All the best.

What's Orji Uzor Kalu's plan sef? Planning on going for Senate seat?

OUK finding his voice again...hmmm

Wife: listen, shall we go to watch the circus

Husband : No......... I m busy..

Wife : it seems there's a girl riding on a lion without clothes ...!!!!!

Husband : you have become very stubborn .... in everything you want to be stubborn .....
okay ..let's go ..anyway i've not seen a lion for a long time ....!!!!!

The rest of the story ...

Husband & wife went to watch the circus. Husband had even bought the front row seats ...

Lion show started ....and also got over ...but no girl without clothes ..Soon, the entire Circus show was over...

Husband : you told me there is a show where a girl comes without clothes?

Wife : i said a lion without clothes, not girl ........

I swear you will read it again..

2019 is the goal for every politician now. We should wise up. APC or PDP shouldn't be our priority .We should know those we want to vote for and decide wisely. Just my 2 cents.

I just hate politicians moving upanda. There should be a rule to curb this.

Good Riddance to bad Rubbish.

Everybody famzing the young Presido.

pocohantas:
I think braintasking is subjective. I haven't been able to learn scrabble, no matter how hard I try

wow. Pretty sure you know the words. All you need to learn is tiles placement to maximise your scores. That shouldn't take a lot of your time nah.

frankwyte:
You are still know nothing Jon Snow! You are mentioning Local gov't election that Kwankwaso and his followers are leaving APC in droves? You know nothing Jon Snow!!!

Now I know you know nothing and you're trying to tell me something. Obviously nothing to tell. Cheers.

pocohantas:
Is scrabble not braintasking [and boring]?

Sure but you can't compare with chess. Scrabble can be learnt in a day but chess?? 6 months is not even enough.