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Highly over rated.

If you have been to the UAE before you would know what they run here is pure crap and it so expensive for the nonsense they offer.

Ezibless: U wanna woo a guy and your signature is ''no pm''

Make una tell am ohh

ThoniaSlim: Typical of an average Nigerian guy! And this is the reason I would never be wooing a Nigerian guy! You can quote me!

Please don't get this out of context madam.

Because one guy said No is not a solid reason to generalize all guys.

What if the guy we are talking about here is married. Do you want him to say yes.

Please your statement " blaa blaa blaa I would never be wooing a Nigerian guy! You can quote me" is so on called for.

If you like go and woo a Chinese man for all we care that's you kettle of fish.

Common Girls turn guys down every day and the world has not ended but because one guy turned down one girls naa for reasons best know to him all of us will not hear word again.

Please as I said go and woo Isis self naa you sabi.

Please some of us men are not after Beauty alone but ladies who are also sound upstairs.

ThoniaSlim: Typical of an average Nigerian guy! And this is the reason I would never be wooing a Nigerian guy! You can quote me!

Please don't get this out of context madam.

Because one guy said No is not a solid reason to generalize all guys.

What if the guy we are talking about here is married. Do you want him to say yes.

Please your statement " blaa blaa blaa I would never be wooing a Nigerian guy! You can quote me" is so on called for.

If you like go and woo a Chinese man for all we care that's you kettle of fish.

Common Girls turn guys down every day and the world has not ended but because one guy turned down one girls naa for reasons best know to him all of us will not hear word again.

Please as I said go and woo Isis self naa you sabi.

Please some of us men are not after Beauty alone but ladies who are sound upstairs.

3cycle: Nama

Which one is Nama again

Yeye dey smell.

Seriously for the OP.

If the guy says NO, so the next thing naa to come put am for every body face.

If all the guys that have been turned down on NL start to post and comment we will all not have new to read again on NL.

If he says NO. Get a good dictionary that will explain the letters to you letter by letter and don't come here asking for answers.

Naa by force.

Please who has cure for Ebola jor make we talk serious bizness.

Yeye

Iamsynord: This is the Edge Islam is having..Hw many Muslim clerics have we seen divorcing ?? The two Chris ( the Chris okotie) and now Chris oyalkilome who supposedly has A PhD in Theology.
hmn ??

Please if you don't have any thing, meaniful or sensible to say just shut up.

Its obvious you are blind and you lack deep understanding of the word Edge.

Besides before i forget Islam has no edge whatsoever where the topics of marriage is concerned or any topic for that matter.

Hope all the sensless people killing innocent individuals all over the world in the name of islam get dir stupid vargins when they get to Hell to meet Mohammed.

Am short of words to say. One thing about this country that I have noticed it that we take lots of things for granted and its until it gets out of hand we don't think its any cause for alarm.

Its the same lack of taking things serious at first signs of danger that allowed Ebola into this country and innocent people are paying for it.

If you ask me I think the Government has failed us as a nation weather PDP or APC they have all failed us.

Every one is just after dir own selfish interest.

Non of the people in government looks worried over this matter

I saw the shallow information minster on TV today and guys trust me when I say that guy is empty.

He his so empty that non of his words were accurate about this matter. How can you say the military just went dir as a plan B as if what BBC was showing on air of our militery running across the borders was a lie.

At this rate I honestly don't know who to trust any more.

I hope they take all the stolen money to heaven when they die.

Tiwa= Money miss road.

Naa by for to use ballon make dress.

Our elders use to say

"HE THAT MUST DANCE WITH A MONKEY MUST FIRST KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE DRUMS WITH A RIP BANANA TO ALWAYS GET THE ATTENTION OF THE MONKEY"

Guy look for another person that has the right banana and you will dance from now till infinity weather you are fine or not.

Come to think of it

HOW DOES THIS CURE EBOLA OUTBREAK IN AFRICA.

How does this solve Ebola outbreak in Africa.

Please come to my village and see new born baby following dir fathers to the farm with holes in dir hands.

You are here talking rabbish

chimerase2: I did dat wen I was in ma final year
Dis one i dont knw if she knws how to cook, cus I cook for her serve her even put water for her to bath while she stay put on the bed chatting
I really treated her like a queen

Please visit

www.mumu.com

And sign up

Na people like you dem dey look for.

Things dey happen for nija ohh. So this kind thing dey happen.

God have mercy.

Abuklaw: Christianity......

May Almighty God save us from that religion of blasphemy and human thinking.

There are many children adult on nairaland. What does Islam has to do with America-sponsored ISIS and its allies? When will Nigerians got healed from their ME against THEM mentality cum paranoia?

We always utilise every chance to spread hatred for principle or ideology that goes against ours

What does Islam not have to do with it.

All the madness in Iraq started because of some stupid islamic mad men who started killing dir own people just because they were not Muslims and was america meant to just stand to watch.

The nations of the would would have stepped in if they had the resources america has.

Common you people are insane am not sorry for that statement.

See the people call harmas or what ever he his called. How can you in the middle of a peace talk send 3 rockect into iseral and you are here saying rubbish.

I am not advocating for any religion here but I have never seen or heard and christian,budist,Hindu,even songo or hamadioha kill any one because they want them to be part of their religion.

Please If you know any Muslim around you be very careful because I wonder what they do in that so called mosque.

Isilam alone has caused more trouble in the world alone than any other known religion and you are here talking rubbish. Is it because they are not Nigerian that makes them right. Because you are talking about our own principles and ideology as if that make any sensible human been kill another all in the name of religion.

Please ohh don't get Me started.

You people should just say something more reasonable instead of talking rubbish and defending a set of mad men with stupid ideologies and mindset.

Oh lord. I pray for the family. This woman did not deserve to die like this. This a a very bad one from the librarian government.

oluseyiforjesus: On a serious note;ds girl is nt beautiful only privileged to hv a good skin joor,most of our sister ar beautiful dan dis

Help me tell them ohh.

kullozone: WTF is this?
well aboki kiosk is not a public place sha..

No problem naa when dem catch you. Carry Google map dey explain to police say look where public place dey for the map.

Atmmachine: Foolish Nigerians... 99% of females do smoke cigarrate publicly in America.

Wise American go back to your country naa or is it by force to stay in Nigeria after all when you people die of lung cancer and the likes do they put any one in the same coffin with you.

All ye smokers be warned. Fashola has spoken ohh.

Now make we begin see nija police start to dey carry boys any how because naa this kind thing dem dey like use take money from country people.

Ok so this is what it feels like to make front page on NLand.

After a rethink hours later after I posted this, my question is what happens to generator owners and the likes. Omo have you seen some cars lately as well.

Can we know the difference BTW ciga smoke and generator/ car engine smoke because to me oh the two naa smoke

The Lagos State Governor, Mr. Babatunde Fashola (SAN) back in February 2014, signed into law a private bill, which outlawed smoking in public places in the state.

The Lagos State Environmental Protection Agency (LASEPA) have now made it clear that with effect from Sunday,17 August, 2014, it will be a punishable offence to be cought smoking in a public place.

”The penalties for first offenders include N10, 000 fine and one to three months imprisonment. Repeat offenders may be fined up to N50, 000 or get up to six months imprisonment.

Smokers, who smoke in the presence of a minor or anyone below the age of 18 years risks a fine of N15,000 or six months imprisonment.

According to the Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice Ade Ipaye said: “The Lagos State Government, in assenting to the bills, take cognisance of the dangers posed by public smoking to members of the public who are not smokers”.

“The law prohibits smoking in all of those areas that have been designated as non-smoking areas, including museums, public toilets, libraries, nurseries, day care centres and any facility used for the care of infants.

“Public telephone kiosks, public transportation vehicles, private vehicles where there are more than one person, school buses, restaurants and cinemas, theatres, amusement parks or any other place used by members of the public, conference centres and exhibition halls. Factories and other premises in which more than one person works and areas used as places of work, including the secretariat, are all defined in the law as public places”.

Source:
http://www.360nobs.com/2014/08/lagos-prohibits-smoking-in-public-law-now-in-effect/

Ok I will give you a call. Can you take a picture of the engine just to see hope its clean

aresa: Using hand sanitizer is good hygiene practice, but hand sanitizer have zero effect on Ebola.

Hand sanitizer kills bacteria, it doesn't kill virus. sanitizer kills 99.9 % bacteria and not virus, bacteria is different from virus.

These ignorant leaders need to quit the stupidity and stop sending the wrong message.

You people can fit to complain. If they did not use any thing at all you will complain, if they use you will still complain. So what should they use instead of sanitizer. Kerosene plus matches abi?

Yeye post

Can you do 1.1 since you say its negotiable.

Plz help replay asap.

Also how soon can the inspection be done.
Thanks

At this rate on just has to be wise with dealings with cash and money transactions.

Because how will one cope with this now plus the whole cashless policies and the charges once you withdraw from the counter and now back to this, this people are just after our money in every way.

jericco1: I don't see any death-defying stunt here.

Am sure you have apolo.

Naa only white people picture full the place.

A black man loves his life so much so as not to waist it proving any yeye stunt to any one.

See where that other mumu dey take selfi

ganye1: Is it the northern elders that are in command of our security forces? Are they the ones who budgeted trillions of Naira for security and yet a rag tag band of bandits is better equipped than our army? Why is it we always we hear of arrest of insurgents but we don't hear of prosecution and conviction of those arrested? If talking to the insurgents can stop the problem why can't the president do so? Did the government punish any military officer for failing to protect the people from the insurgents? Assuming that the
northern elders started the problem why can't the president stop the insurgency for the sake of the vast innocent majority?
Jonathan is the president and it is his duty to use all the power and resources available to him to stop the carnage and if he fail to do so he takes the blame. You should stop making up excuses for his failure.

I will really appritiate people discussing on this topic to do so with all sense of maturity because we all need to be informed about this matter reading some other comments and seeing people insulting one another will not help matters. Seeing what seria has turned into now is not a funny matter and what we say here can go as far as helping prevent war in this country which I DONT PRAY FOR.

Now with respect to the quote above, yes its a leaders responsibility any day any time to put an end to what ever he sees as not right.

But in the case of Nigeria you have to be extrelmy careful.

First no leader or president will like to be tag as the president who declared war on his people or use his full power as president on his people which he can do has a President any day and get away with it if he needs to and he can stand the aftermath.

Jonathan is not that kind of man. And please don't think this is a weakness on His part not all of us are skilled or trained to take away lives just like some mad man do.

Am not advocating for Jonathan in any way but my friend you need a militery hand with a crazy mindset to deal with this northners.

And wisdom they say is profitable to direct.

The man stoped the kidnapping in his area without any blood shed and till now I can't remember any story of a white man or any one been kidnapped.

When this book haram guys went mad the first line he used was amnesty, AMNESTY. Who gives amnestity to a set of criminals you will ask, but if he had reacted in full force and war started fully in the north based on his actions they will say that he started it.

Across the nations of the world and am not sorry to say Muslims are the worst set of people to deal with. They can flip in just a second. And you need an iron hand to deal with them just the way isreal is doing in Gaza.

I don't belive in violence and am not a fan of any religion but when you intentionally start a war and now use your own people as human shield and expect the world to come to your resque, that's a typical Muslim leader for you, that's is how far some of them are willing to go.

And look at the Nigerian millitery and tell me what percentage of them are northerners and I will tell you this are the same people that you want him to send to dir own to take them out.

ladymichael: if most of you had clearly being reading papers and observing most of the uprises in nigeria, you will clearly by now not be attributing this to be a northern or religious issue.
politicians are guided by one thing only ,"INTERESTS".leave what you see or read , the government knows exactly what is going on .It is unfortunate that blood is being shed for selfish and devilish reasons.
Make no mistake, boko haram or what ever is not about religion or tribe . it is simply over hidden agenda that most of you will never know of .
The easiest and obvious cover up was to use religion and tribe which they believe could be easily bought and of course most of you are buying it .
Late Azazi stated that boko haram is in pdp , where is he today ??

Well from what I said, I did not post any comment on any site not even a talk of this was mentioned to any one by me. But after seeing this ultimatum given to Jonathan what other strategy can they use as a good reason.

Bro have you seen the madness happening to people in Iraq just because they are not Muslims. Iraq is a country in the middle east know for Islam any day but only for a set of mad men to cut off a little child's head because she is not a Muslim.

The woman who was sentenced to death in Saudi because she converted thank God for america.

As much as I know this is a public forum and am careful of what is been said. Don't be deceived nothing just happenes and I have never doubted Gods intervention in the affeairs of Nigeria you will remember that some one once said this to you.

How big is borno state that almost 300 girls cannot be found by all the counrties combined together and it took Cameroonian goverment one week to find the woman that was taken.

You don't look for what is not missing if its kept in the custody of those who don't want you to find them.

Please read up Americas forecast about Nigeria and the future based on the intels they have.

President Obama did it, Good luck is doing it. Listen to the lines of that commercials very well. Someone is sending a message to some sick people.

On Sunday the 10th of August, I heard from a confirmed source of mine that I can not mention the name that the ultimate plan of some set of people in this country is to islamatize Nigeria and giving full power to the north or they pull out of the whole system call Nigeria. At first I did not believe all off this dispite all that this so call Muslims and northern people have done to Nigeria. With statements like this coming from the so called northern leaders am left with no option but to belive all I heard.

America and other countries that offered help intentionally pulled out from the search to look for the chibok girls because dir was a confirmed Intel that it was all potilcal from the onset backed up by some strong Muslim leaders and political giants in this country who are also are part of this Islamic movement for Nigeria.

As of now I have no say on this matter because I want to make sure God one way or the other will expose all this people.

I am no fan of any political party or any religion, I just want the best for this county be it an IFA priest that makes Nigeria peace full so be it.

But if a set of people all in the name a religion or a movement have caused so much havoc to innocent lives in Nigeria and have mastermind various devilish act so that power can come to the north or so some set of Islamic lunatics can rule over this country without a sense of what it means to be in a leadership position then they better make sure God in heaven must be the first that they must take out. Because if they can't take him out then they better think wisely

October is almost her naa. We would all see what will become of this.

I am not taking sides here and would not support Jonathans poor leadership display as well but if all this is happening because of a movement or religion then all the parties involve must be out of dir sick minds

nwaobitex: where is the remaining?

Ask Google.

Sermwell: HBD to you sir!
Long live barack obama!!
Long live GEJ
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GEJ TILL 2029!!

Y till 2029 you for make am till Jesus comes back.