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Jokes Etc / A Mother And Three Daugthers by yewaman: 9:03pm On Sep 15, 2010
A mother had 3 daughters, on their wedding, she tells each 2 write back abt their married love life.2 avoid embarrasmt they agree 2 "Code" their letters tru product advt. d 1st sent "MAXWELL COFFEE" it says: "Satisfaction to the last" 2nd message read: "MOUKA FOAM." which says: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE. Then d 3rd message read: "BRITISH AIRWAYS." D advt reads: "3 TIMES A DAY, 7 DAYS A WK, BOTH WAYS." & d mother fainted.
Politics / Nigeria @ 50, Which Of These Anthems Do You Like? by yewaman: 8:22am On Sep 11, 2010
Nigeria We  hail Thee

1. Nigeria we hail thee,
Our own dear native land,
Though tribe and tongue may differ,
In brotherhood we stand,
Nigerians all, and proud to serve
Our sovereign Motherland.

2. Our flag shall be a symbol
That truth and justice reign,
In peace or battle honour'd,
And this we count as gain,
To hand on to our children
A banner without stain.

3. O God of all creation,
Grant this our one request,
Help us to build a nation
Where no man is oppressed,
And so with peace and plenty
Nigeria may be blessed.


OR

Arise, O compatriots

Arise, O compatriots,

Nigeria's call obey

To serve our fatherland

With love and strength and faith

The labor of our heroes past

Shall never be in vain

To serve with heart and might

One nation bound in freedom,

Peace and unity.



Oh God of creation,

Direct our noble cause

Guide our leaders right

Help our youths the truth to know

In love and honesty to grow

And living just and true

Great lofty heights attain

To build a nation where peace

And justice shall reign.
Politics / Re: I’m Not Contesting To Protect Daniel – Salako ! by yewaman: 1:53pm On Sep 06, 2010
No doubt in my mind that ODG did very well in his first term, but second term is questionable! Coming to Dr. Salako’s claim, right now we have 6 or so candidates wantin to go and seat in office come 2011, the thing that amazes me about the pple from me geopolitical zone is this issue of not wanting to support each other, why cannt we the Yewa/Awori people) have one candidate and put our weight behind him or her.

And as for cover up or not, I am not in the place to say there will be a cover up even if the next Governor by the comes or does not come from Yewa/Awori ! Only Time Will Tell!

Yewa a gbe wa oooooo!
Politics / Re: I’m Not Contesting To Protect Daniel – Salako ! by yewaman: 1:50pm On Sep 06, 2010
No doubt in my mind that ODG did very well in his first term, but second term is questionable! Coming to Dr. Salako’s claim, right now we have 6 or so candidates wantin to go and seat in office come 2011, the thing that amazes me about the pple from me geopolitical zone is this issue of not wanting to support each other, why cannt we the yew people) have one candidate and put weight behind him or her.

And as for cover up or not, I am not in the place to say there will be a cover up even if the next Governor by the grace of God comes or does not come from Yewa/Awori !

Yewa a gbe wa oooooo!
Romance / Re: . by yewaman: 8:34pm On May 21, 2010
I dont think eleven month should be an issue? once the two parties involved understand themslves, the young man should stand by his madam
Politics / Re: In Defence Of Ibori: The Maximum Force Is Uncalled For! by yewaman: 8:25pm On May 21, 2010
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Guy if you have nothing else to do with your do not talk.
this total crap defending a thief!
this world don spoil, shame don die!
Politics / Re: In Defence Of Ibori: The Maximum Force Is Uncalled For! by yewaman: 8:19pm On May 21, 2010
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Guy if have nothing else to do with your do not talk.
this total crap defending a thief!
this world don spoil, shame don die!
Celebrities / Re: Why 9ice's Marriage To Tony Payne Broke Down by yewaman: 8:13pm On May 21, 2010
come on! is dis guy for real? ow can he mak sure a claim about his wife, as far as am concern, he neva really loved the ladt QED
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Returns To Nigeria: Condition Unknown by yewaman: 12:18am On Mar 01, 2010
u na sure say the dude dey Nigeria so, its crazy sometime how we run things in this part of the world,
the question is this for who long will this drama contuine?

I thinks sometimes I think this guys think they are dealing with unintelligent people.
Politics / Re: SSS Ransacks Jonathans Office by yewaman: 12:11am On Mar 01, 2010
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Health / Re: Post Your Adverse Drug Reaction Experience by yewaman: 12:55pm On Jun 22, 2009
Some of us have mobile Chemist/Pharmacy in purse's or hand bags,
self medication is Dangerous.
Health / Re: Post Your Adverse Drug Reaction Experience by yewaman: 12:45pm On Jun 22, 2009
I remember when I was like fourteen, had maleria and was giving this injection that had been
faced out in Europe and America, but trust us here, men! the story no get partII,
I itched for dayz, I itched even in the darkest part of the body.

People have lost their loved ones to adverse drug reaction. May God HELP Us.
Politics / Re: Daystar Church To Hold Rally On Power by yewaman: 8:57pm On Jun 21, 2009
I have often wondered what the problem with PHCN is, but in recent times I come to the realization that the problem is more 'human' than any other thing, take for example just this last few day, in my area in Abeokuta we had power for almost three days, because Rt. Hon. Olademeji Bankole was at home the weekend, My argument is that let each state, generate their own source of power and bill accordingly.

I wish Daystar all the best, If church’s and business concerns spend so much, then you can imagine what private Individuals spend on their generating sets also.

More questions than answers.
Celebrities / Re: Obaigbena Paid $1 Million-dollar To Peep At Beyonce's Breast! by yewaman: 2:24pm On Jun 20, 2009
dis is madnees so much for peepin at her breast,
maybe the guy paid for more than peeping? what happens
on tour remains on tour, poor jz!
Politics / Problem With Phcn! by yewaman: 1:07pm On Jun 20, 2009
In the last couple of dayz here in Abeokuta PHCN has surprised me again, because of the powers that be (Hon. Olademeji Bankole, Speaker, National Assembly  and Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola, Gov. Of Osun State) are in town for one reason or the other, Oga PHCN has suppllied power in town for two day running, without power going and when it does go, power is restored within mintues, so my thinking is that the problem behind power distribution is in not in generation or transmition, but more of human problem than anyother thing.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Bcus I Said She Is Stupid ,i Realy Love Her by yewaman: 9:11pm On Jun 19, 2009
If you love her the way you say you do, you would nt be verbally abusive,
no matter what she does too you. Best of luck sir.
Romance / Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by yewaman: 9:11pm On Apr 25, 2009
Ode, thats why there is condom, since you were having sex without a condom, be man enough to stand by your actions.
Romance / Re: If U Are In My Position What Would U Do? by yewaman: 9:02pm On Apr 25, 2009
Its not in your place to tell those she has had relationships with,
but find time to talk to her about your findings.
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Cuts Salary Of Ministers, Himself, Etc By 20% by yewaman: 10:50am On Apr 24, 2009
E bami ki gbe ole oooooooooooooo, you can see how dishonest we are in this country.
Romance / Re: Unfortunate Rape by yewaman: 4:15pm On Mar 24, 2009
Oloun ma!Oloun ma!!Oloun ma!!! Oloun ma je ooooooooooo

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