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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by yewaman: 6:19pm On May 27, 2019
Office Engine is one-stop stationery and office equipment consultant, vendor and supplier located in Abeokuta, Ogun State with an outlet at Ibara Housing Estate, GRA. Office Engine is seeking to recruit desktop operators/graphics designers.
The desktop operators and graphics designers will be responsible for the day-day running of the drop off and pick up at the Ibara Office, ensuring excellent service standards and maintain high customer satisfaction. He or she shall do this by working closely with front desk and customer service manager on the day to day running of the business.
We are seeking dynamic and articulate persons who are team players to join the office engine team. If you are interested and fit the profile kindly send a cover letter and CV to officeengine496@gmail.com.
All interested applications must be sent on 31st May and 3rd June, 2019.
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by yewaman: 6:12pm On May 27, 2019
Office Engine is a business set up with the aim of providing high quality service in the areas of graphics, word processing, copying, scanning, printing, customizing and branding, office supplies, Business Registration/Incorporation with Corporate Affairs Commission CAC. And at the same time giving value for money and timely delivery.

Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business to all over world free of cost by yewaman: 6:10pm On May 27, 2019
Office Engine is a business set up with the aim of providing high quality service in the areas of graphics, word processing, copying, scanning, printing, customizing and branding, office supplies, Business Registration/Incorporation with Corporate Affairs Commission CAC. And at the same time giving value for money and timely delivery.

Business / Re: Young And Aspiring Entrepreneurs In Abeokuta,let's Meet! by yewaman: 9:21pm On Aug 14, 2014
invite accepted!
Business / Re: Young And Aspiring Entrepreneurs In Abeokuta,let's Meet! by yewaman: 7:45pm On Aug 14, 2014
@ newacca: just turned on my bb, no invite from you, do you mind sending it again?
7E2173E2
Education / Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by yewaman: 8:16am On Aug 11, 2014
Conspiracy theories, judgement day....
Business / Re: Young And Aspiring Entrepreneurs In Abeokuta,let's Meet! by yewaman: 7:18am On Aug 11, 2014
Good morning @ newacca, will check today, this my smartphone chops data,
but once I reload will confirm invite, thanks, I have a blessed day and a great week ahead everyone.
Business / Re: Young And Aspiring Entrepreneurs In Abeokuta,let's Meet! by yewaman: 11:58am On Aug 10, 2014
Happy Sunday peeps, hows your end today?
blessed week ahead all
Business / Re: Young And Aspiring Entrepreneurs In Abeokuta,let's Meet! by yewaman: 9:42pm On Aug 09, 2014
whats the PIN?
Mine is 7E2173E2
Business / Re: Young And Aspiring Entrepreneurs In Abeokuta,let's Meet! by yewaman: 9:33pm On Aug 08, 2014
Need help to improve quality of thickness of my liquid wash, anybody?
modeleasiwaju@gmail.com
Business / Re: 100 Businesses You Can Start& Succeed At Wit N10,000 Or More Before2014 Is Over by yewaman: 9:31pm On Aug 08, 2014
Need help to improve quality of thickness of my liquid wash, anybody?
Business / Re: Young And Aspiring Entrepreneurs In Abeokuta,let's Meet! by yewaman: 12:35pm On Jul 30, 2014
Glad to be here, no man is an island, and like they say, one tree does nt make a forest,
willing to meet as many of guys has possible, located at NEPA Rd,
the shopping complex opposite the Ransome Kuti family house.
Business / Re: Young And Aspiring Entrepreneurs In Abeokuta,let's Meet! by yewaman: 11:29am On Jul 30, 2014
Very interesting read,
Am new to this tread, but not new to Nairaland, Am based in Abeokuta,
run a small business, name of my business is Ralph Visions,
we are into customer support service, printing and customizing,
I have sold cement, (interested in construction),I tried my hands on production of liquid wash awhile back,
stopped because I was not satisfied with quality of production, have plans to start a food business (buka) soon.
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by yewaman: 11:09am On Jul 30, 2014
Danger mouse!

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Food / Re: Baby Food Recipes! by yewaman: 7:55am On Aug 05, 2013
wonder if fathers can make contributions here? Our ( month old boy hardly eats solids, we have tried to introduce him gradually to solids but the little guy has just refused to cooprate, at some point when he point he used eat eka baba, but he takes very little, but prefers breast milk, what can we do?
Agriculture / Re: Baby Snails For Starters (fulica Achatina). by yewaman: 7:54pm On Jul 19, 2013
I am interested in starting rearing of snails
on a medium scale and grow it.

What would be the best start up capital
Romance / Re: Twitter Ruined My Marriage by yewaman: 5:42pm On Oct 05, 2012
Twitter has nt ruined your marriage, Its what you do with the information you have now will determine that, forgive and forget and ask for healing. MOVE ON with your life.
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by yewaman: 2:40pm On Sep 21, 2012
Hello All,

Introducing
Our new products: 5 star premium washing liquid, introductory price offer, N200 per bottle, N1150 for 6 bottles, N2200 for 12 bottles, N4200 for 24 bottles, (excluding transportation), we can also customize for all events. Contact: Ralph Visions Ent., in box me for more information (ralphvisionsent@yahoo.com).

Five Star premium washing liquid, is aimed at cleaning all kinds of washable surfaces. You can wash in warm and cold water, the product when diluted can be used to wash kitchen utensils (plates, pots and pans), it removes stains and grease easily.

When concentrated it can be used to clean floors, tiles and windows.

It is friendly to the hands is available in Lemon virant (only)

Packaging: 500ml

Politics / Re: Ben Bruce To Run For Governor Of Bayelsa State by yewaman: 1:21pm On Oct 26, 2011
I really wish him the best of luck,
seeing who he has changed the face of entertainment in Nigeria and the business,
he has got what it takes to be in the Government House.

best of luck.
Nairaland / General / Bottled Water Better Than Tap Water by yewaman: 2:25pm On Aug 22, 2011
Ladies and gents, what do you think, is bottled water better than tap water?
Agriculture / Re: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by yewaman: 11:23pm On May 02, 2011
I also am interested in starting a small poultry, also startin with layers and boilers, I think you should at the possibility of talking to hotels, resturants and fastfood joints around you for selling your birds.
Jokes Etc / The Good Wife by yewaman: 6:38pm On Sep 26, 2010
There was a man who had worked all of his life & had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than anything. He felt sick and couldn’t treat himself properly, before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with m, e. I want 2 take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. One day he died & was stretched out in the casket with the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. After his relatives finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account & wrote him a cheque.
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Is Born Again by yewaman: 6:05pm On Sep 25, 2010
turning point
Jokes Etc / Youngman In A Store by yewaman: 5:56pm On Sep 25, 2010
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It', s just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time. "That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you? "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was #50, 000. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" The cashier replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her.
Family / Re: Nuclear Vs Extended Family by yewaman: 1:40pm On Sep 25, 2010
@ Poster: has much its important for us to keep close ties to our extended family, the nuclear family is the most important, if you were to ask me, some of us grew up with one uncle, aunties or even cousins living with you, I have that experience, my late mum would say then, your daddy and I are doing this for you guys, at a tyme we had up eleven people staying with us, when we cooked then you would think we were having a party.
Jokes Etc / Re: Husbands For Sale! by yewaman: 7:35pm On Sep 24, 2010
@rokiatu: post ur own joke and lets see ow well u do!

@ angelz: u may be rite, maybe nt all women are ad to please, but some women are! by the way weytin you know abot yewamen
Jokes Etc / Re: Women by yewaman: 9:07am On Sep 24, 2010
@ poster: clap! clap!! clap!!!
Jokes Etc / Husbands For Sale! by yewaman: 8:49am On Sep 24, 2010
HUSBANDS FOR SALE!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in ( MUSHIN LAGOS NIGERIA ), where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 55,444,122 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Jokes Etc / New Galfriend by yewaman: 9:07pm On Sep 22, 2010
A man with an incredibly small penis takes his new girlfriend to bed for the first time, and because he's not proud of his incredibly small penis, he insists that they turn off the light.Once the lights are out he makes his move and puts his 'erection' in her hand, and she says "No thanks, I don't smoke."

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