₦airaland Forum

angels09:
Another thread to celebrate inferiority complex issues!

D fact dt u needed 2 say dt shows u hv a complex prob. LOL

braine:
Oh. Good. I'm Yoruba. I think two of us should make love peace right now. Coz of the tension going on with our tribes.

LOL! Be sure 2 ans qstns wn I am ready 4 u. I am nt lettin dis go. #YORUBAMENLOVINIGBOWOMENSINCETYMIMMEMORIAL#

braine:
Are you Igbo?

Yep. U?

hw can start a topic lk ds wt natyn following it. Mtchew. Come 2 evn tnk f it, Igbos r nt d most h8d tribe in Nigeria. Dey r more lyk d most industrious tribe in Nigeria #wetalkinmoneyhereutalkinnonsense# echo me#

lonngmann:
are you jealous that you are not the one i dream of??

Jelous ke? Of abstract u? Hehehehehe

lonngmann:
why run..she is the most beauty being ever seen

Dtz ma point exactly. Soo unfortun8 bu ur doomed. I will mk u a prayer point shaa cuz dts wt u need, divine intervention.

vizkiz:
so you were stalking him abi?

Noooo, I de my own ooo je je nje je mi de show my green lyt wtout stress, only him come waka come put carrot for stick giv me. I collect naa.

ipleddge:
My future wife on nairaland,am 60% sure that I will meet my future wife on nairaland * I see dem girls winking* I already have someone in mind

All these NL guys shaaa. Its well. Jst dnt w8 2 long or u will miss ur chance.

lonngmann:
in my dreams...i am yet to meet her physically though

LMAO!!! A word of advice broda; d day u c her in reality, ppuuuhhhllleeeaaazzzz, run 4 ur lyf. Bcs, certainly, shez frm d spirit world.

vizkiz:
what about love by first mention on Nairaland?

Funny. Bu guy 4 real, my bf, I met him on facebook. He is every woman's fantasy, ie on facebook anyway.

LOLZ. Mine was love @ first chat on facebook. Still waxing strong (on facebook).

Excessive sense of humour

Segeggs:
abeg na joke I dey joke o

Oh oh! I ws beginnin 2 lyk u! Now da u said its a joke I dnt knw wt 2 do. Go n get d tyn naaa. Bikooooo! I de beg!

Na wa ooooo. So all of u guys r suddenly opening up 2 havin experiences lyk ds. Nairaland guys amaze me, seriously.

Segeggs:
Am getting mine next week

Thumbs up. Go ryt ahead joor, correct guy!!!

LMAO!!! Really?
I for 1 hv no soft spot 4 soft guys, I totally agree wt u @OP. A man shld do a gud job of being a man or we will do dier jobs 4 dem. #kissmyass#
How authentic is ds gist by d way?

jamex93:
The truth is keeping a lady under your care for ever, really needs a serious rethink......u know better, u know how ladies act, ladies are moved by wat dey see and feel, 4geting about the next moment to come...... And if eventually the next moment is not favorable to ha, she change totally, so keeping a lady is a serious issue for many guys

If ur a well adjusted bachelor den u need 2 man up joor!! Tell me 1 single tyn in life dtz nt a srs ish? Everytyn is srs, nt 2 mention settling down.

TheSonOfMark:
So, what is this? A sort of convergence of misandry disciples?



About "niggas" not being loyal: No self-respecting androgynous homo sapien would pledge the entirety to females who:

*1. Adhere to vainglory
*2.. Sedate themselves in the fact they'll be the benefactors in the commensal-like partnership
3. Just like number 2, bring nothing to the table and most times, they turn parasitic.
4. Constantly court the attention of other males but scream blue murder when the males themselves try to interact with the opposite gender.

Oooohhh blood of Gawd!!! Dude u speak English!! Plzzz oooo, r u home made or imported? LOL! Ur teachers shld b proud.

@OP, sowie bu I really wnt 2 knw if I can drop my comment, since my name isnt on d list of peeps ur post was copied 2.

braine:
when you get ready in these you listed here, how to you go about the marriage talk with the potential babe? How do you drop the bomb on her?

Braine language, I sense 2 tyns. 1) U hv a girl u wnt 2 propose 2. 2) Ur scared. #LOL# "be a man" or so dey say.

jamex93:
bros if u neva ready no reason marriage o



when I say ready, I mean both
mentally
physically
spiritually
financially
etc


if not na die u dey

Hmmm, my dear, no matter hw u wnt 2 put it, marriage is scaaaarrrryyyyyyy!!! Sm peeps myt b ready in all d ways u mentioned bu still scared 2 commit, especially guys. Wch reminds me, wn I tnk of hw scared guys r of commitments, I really wonder wr their balls r, n it mks me wnt 2 bliv Chimamanda's TED talk abt feminism. She said and I quote: #BUT WHY DO WE TEACH GIRLS TO ASPIRE TO MARRIAGE AND WE DON'T TEACH BOYS THE SAME?#

braine:
So you are one of them

OMG, Braine language!!! I cant bliv ds!! Ds hs soooooo changed my mind abt u. I use 2 lyk u bu bcs of ds singular act, I'm shooing u. Soo shoo shoo!

hahahahahahaaaaahahahahahaaaaa!!!
Abeg no vex, I cnt help bu LMAO!!!
Nyz one.

Mtcheeeeeeeewwww!!!

God will provide, bu lets b realistic! U GATZ 2 MK SRZ BUDGET MEHN! Just keep it classy, lyk strictly on "I.V." tyns, refreshment shld b puff puff, chin chin, goundnut, n zobo. Of course der shld b a wedding cake bu it shld b exclusively 4 members of d high table. Find 1 football field n use as reception venue... #SMILES# Dnt gemme wrng, my point is, u dnt hv 2 feed d nation cuz its ur wedding. Congratz in advance by d way! HML!!

Puuuhllleeezzzz!!! Grow up!