₦airaland Forum

for crying out loud, why posting this thread when Nigerians could not actually particpate. or should we change our country of birth?

TRIBUTE TO WHISKY


YOU WERE BORN 10 YEARS AGO WITH A STRONG APPEAL FOR HUMAN NATURE,
EVERYBODY IN THE VINE LOVED YOU FOR THE MOTHERLY ROLE YOU ALWAYS PLAY,
YAHOO CORPORATION KNEW YOU BETTER THAN PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS,
YOUR NAME WAS THE SECRET QUESTIONS I USED TO OPEN 174 EMAIL BOXES FOR THOSE LIVING AND DEAD,
TALK OF MATURITY, NOBODY COULD CONTEXT THAT WITH YOU,
YOUR TWIN BOTHER DIED 5 YEARS AGO WHILE STROLLING ON A TARRED ROAD.
THOUGH YOU DIDNT KNOW BUT I ASSUMED YOU SHOULD BE TOGETHER NOW,
I NEVER KNEW YOUR END WILL COME ON A SUNDAY EVENING,
THANK GOD FOR THE LAST COCONUT MEAL YOU HAD WITH ME ON SATURDAY NIGHT,
EVERYBODY WAS ANGRY FOR THE MAGNANIMOUS DECISION DADDY TOOK,
I SAW IT WRITTEN ON MUMMY'S FACE,
OTHER SIBLINGS WORE A TROUBLED FACE,
AND ALL OVER THE YARD WAS TENSION,
THOUGH I WAS INITIALLY A BIT EMOTIONAL,
BUT I JUST HAVE TO DECIDE THAT TO BE A MAN, YOU MUST TAKE SOME VETO DECISION OR ELSE,
THE COLD HANDS OF DEATH CAME UPON YOU ON 23/09/07 (14:25GMT) WHEN IKECHUKWU AND CO . CAME TO THE YARD,
AND IT WAS SAD THAT I WAS EVEN THE ONE THAT COORDINATED YOUR DEATH,
IKE DID A GORY JOB BY SMATCHING THE CLUB ON YOUR HEAD TO BRING OUT YOUR EYES FROM THE SOCKETS,
I NEVER KNEW LIFE COULD BE EASILY LOST UNTIL YOU BREATHE NO MORE,
THOUGH YOU WILL BE A GREAT MEAL FOR THOSE THAT PAID FOR YOU,
BUT YOU NEED NOT BE AFRAID
BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES, WE WISH YOU COULD COME BACK IN A BABISH FORM TO SPEND ANOTHER DECADE.
YAHOO MISSED YOU ALOT FOR BEING THE MOST USED PET NAME FOR SIGNING UP EMAILS,
JUST PRAY FOR YOUR FOSTER PUPPY (YOYO) TO PUT ON THE ARMOUR THAT YOU LEFT.



WHISKY (AUGUST 27, 1997 - SEPTEMBER 23, 2007)