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CelebritiesRe: Breaking : Another Fire Outbreak In Festac Agboju Lagos by ylaa(f): 4:10pm On Mar 22, 2020
Not again oh! Biko Jesus have Mercy
Is our country gradually burning away? Still mourning last Sunday's tragedy now this one! No na. Odi kwa too much.




eselala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtZCgJZqG1A
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police Storms Redeem Church In Ikeja, Locks It Down For Disobedience by ylaa(f): 4:06pm On Mar 22, 2020
Na all these where-2-or-3-are-gathered branches go disobey.
CelebritiesRe: Big P*nis Cums Quickly, Small Sizes Annoys, Average Is The Best- Tiwasavage. VID by ylaa(f): 4:04pm On Mar 22, 2020
Hmmmm
I have forgotten how to comment
RomanceRe: What Did She Really Want? by ylaa(f): 3:53pm On Mar 22, 2020
Ok. Tnx.


quote author=pryme post=87582330]


Pls have mercy,
go easy on him.[/quote]
CrimeRe: I Mistakenly Raped 4-Year-Old Girl – Suspect In Plateau State by ylaa(f): 2:44pm On Mar 19, 2020
Amen n Amen.
God forbid bad thing, this kind thing no fit happen to my baby girl. I'll take laws into my hands by making sure his useless restless gonorrhea infected penis is slice off and wait for the consequence. Mama cool down no mean say mama no rugged.




quote author=Fadomero post=87577951]God punish ur generation stupid egoat ewuuuuuuuuuuu[/quote]
RomanceRe: What Did She Really Want? by ylaa(f): 2:35pm On Mar 19, 2020
Ok.




quote author=Babaibejii post=87517057]

Lol. Have mercy on the marlian small abeg.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare And El-Rufai Visit Sanusi In Lagos (Photos) by ylaa(f): 11:02am On Mar 17, 2020
Amen

Evercurious:
No mind am make him no go face him alter . him voice don quench where buhari dey...

God forgive these men of 'GOD' or god of men..
HealthRe: Coronavirus Effects: How Is It At Your Side? by ylaa(f): 8:24am On Mar 16, 2020
I am under a very special immunity known to me, my family, love ones n few friends. No shakings. If u r interested, like this comment, contact me and I'll introduce you to it free of charge.
RomanceRe: What Did She Really Want? by ylaa(f): 8:19am On Mar 16, 2020
You are a fool. A mighty fool. That she is from akwa ibom does that make her a prostitute? May your useless public toilet gonorrhea infected penis never rise again. Cheap fool. She is decent yet you are crying foul, if she had given in to your evil desire, you will come here and open that gutter mouth of yours to still blackmail her ffor being cheap. May Satan punish you permanently �.
In case you don't know, there are still some decent girls/ladies out there. Thunder fire � you. Squatee like you.



quote author=SeunStats post=87481305]After i finished my ND in one best poly in the country, i left there to stay with my aunt, just to change the enviroment before i will proceed for my HND.. I have been living there like three months now, i met a girl {very beautiful} she's a native of Akwa ibom, through her friend who is just like a sister to me, i woo her, within a month she agreed, the issue now is? I invited her to my dad house {my dad also lives that same town with my aunt, but hes married to my step mom } we talk, chat dirty and i promptly asked for sex, but she declined saying "it's too early and this is our first date" , does anytn wrong in this...well, i agreed and she later said she need a small phone to an android she's using, in which i had bought...fast forward to yesterday, she came around with her friend (alarina), this time to my aunt apartey... We dance, chat and i told her friend to excuse us, then i show her the phone i bought her, she appreciate it, then we start playing roughly...but when i want to unbutton her dress, she declined again saying "she don't trust me, that i'm only after her body' that time am on 100% erection, my dick just went down, then i ask if she's really from Akwa ibom in which she took as an offense when she's leaving she ask for d fone in which i decline given her, i just see her of and gave her TP... I can't let go of this girl cos i really love her but i also want sex ... PLS ADVICE!!![/quote]
RomanceRe: Nigerian Porn Star, Annie Blonde Calls Out Man For Paying N7 Instead Of N7k by ylaa(f): 8:12am On Mar 16, 2020
Rubbish! Who post this abomination here?
PoliticsRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare And El-Rufai Visit Sanusi In Lagos (Photos) by ylaa(f): 2:59pm On Mar 15, 2020
Please tell Bakare weda him go hear. This is how he started with buhari, today buhari no know am again and save Nigeria group don die.





sammyj:
This conspiracy is looking real ooo. Pastor Bakare should just stay out of it if the conspiracy report is true !!!
PoliticsRe: Northern Nigeria Developing And Growing Stronger Than Ever Before(photos) by ylaa(f): 2:54pm On Mar 15, 2020
Are the people developing too?

quote author=Arrewa post=87455542]The north is developing![/quote]
PoliticsRe: Why Sanusi Was Removed As Kano Emir – State Government by ylaa(f): 9:17am On Mar 10, 2020
Because the mess wey him forefather mess, still dey smell.
CultureRe: Emir Dantoro Suspends Officials For Allowing Fulani Herdsmen Enter Communities by ylaa(f): 9:16am On Mar 10, 2020
May precisely during Democracy day.



atarapa:
When will they suspend the presidency
PoliticsRe: Deposed Emir Sanusi On Exile In Loko, Nasarawa Village by ylaa(f): 9:02am On Mar 10, 2020
I liked your post yes nothing last forever only God.





Hhansome:
Be humble! The poor could be rich tomorrow and the rich a poor. Nothing last forever except God.
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi:Dethroned To Take Higher Office? by ylaa(f): 8:59am On Mar 10, 2020
Bros, I won't argue with you. Good morning n thanks for this reminder.





quote author=Amitez post=87315401]
Not a fan of Sanusi anyway. His antecedents prior to 2015 election is still odious. Do not forget those he helped to enthrone are still in office/power.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: We Didn't Die, Stop Consoling My Family - Sanusi's Daughter Hits Friends by ylaa(f): 8:56am On Mar 10, 2020
Whether you die or live, it's a shame to be dethrone especially when you didn't dethrone yourself voluntarily.

This is a big warning to those who think they are
untouchable.

More to be impeached, dethroned, sacked and disgraced.

I don talk my own
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Lamido Spotted At Abuja Airport As He Continues His Exile To Nasarawa by ylaa(f): 8:45am On Mar 10, 2020
Real exile




quote author=Chimezirim121 post=87315224]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmoIwDTrLss[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi:Dethroned To Take Higher Office? by ylaa(f): 8:44am On Mar 10, 2020
I called this consolation.
PoliticsRe: The King Who Cursed Emir Sanusi's Generation by ylaa(f): 8:42am On Mar 10, 2020
I love this story so much!
Never joke with those whom GOD or the gods has blessed.

Good for sanusi
More to come for haters of good n peace in we land, Naija. grin






JKisOK:
In April 1963, Emir Mohammed Sanusi I of Kano was dethroned.

In 1950s, he had plotted the dethronement of the then Atta of Igala Ameh Oboni (Agaba Idu).

The Atta’s offense was his refusal to bow before the Sultan of Sokoto, Chairman of Northern Nigeria Council of Chiefs during the Council’s meeting in Kaduna, capital of Northern Nigeria. Ameh Oboni was given the option to remove his crown and bow or be removed from office.

But the Atta was a god and could not bow to any human being. Ameh Oboni knew that by the Igala tradition, the implication of his dethronement was that none of his descendants would ever be allowed to be crowned Atta after him. So he accepted to remove his crown and bow.

But the moment he removed his crown, a swam of bees rushed out of his head and chased the chiefs out of their chamber. That ended the plot for that day.

Oboni then walked up to Emir Sanusi and told him that, for attempting to remove him from office, he Sanusi would lose his throne and that any of his descendants that ever ascended the throne would be dethroned.

So In April 1963, as Mohammed Sanusi was chauffeured from Kaduna to his palace in Kano after a council meeting, he heard on the car radio of his own dethronement by the Government of Northern Nigeria.

Today about 57 years after, Emir Mohammed Sanusi’s grand son, Emir Lamido Sanusi II has been dethroned. The curse of Agaba Idu must be cleansed

http://kogireports.com/deposed-emir-sanusi-and-the-curse-of-attah-igala/
PoliticsRe: Pope John Paul Visited Abacha And His Family In Nigeria In 1998 (Throwback) by ylaa(f): 10:37am On Mar 09, 2020
AMEN N AMEN
But I think Abacha was far better than Buhari. I stand to be corrected.





quote author=Wiseandtrue post=87283306]To warn him not to islamize Nigeria!!!

But being the stubborn goat he(Abacha) was, he was adamant!

Not too long the pope departed from him, he died a shameless death!!!

So will it be for those trying to do the same!
[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Hosts Pete Edochie, Celebrates His 73rd Birthday (photos) by ylaa(f): 10:34am On Mar 09, 2020
Chief Pete Edochie has been recognized long before now. Even Heaven recognises this man.
Then while working at the intl' Airport, a man came from Harare, Zimbabwe just to see him after watching Things Fall Apart.
He is an International Icon. Well respected every where.
I wish him more fruitful years and sound health.


ikaboy:
Ned the money bag.

Am happy with d recognition Pete is getting now.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Solution To This Our Hot Weather Condiction by ylaa(f): 11:05am On Mar 06, 2020
If it cannot power my AC and refrigerator then it is not fit to be called "THE SOLUTION TO THIS OUR HOT WEATHER CONDITION"
If I may ask what has laptop, led tv, clippers,decoders n lighting got to do with our hot weather?
You need a better advert write up..Try next time.






akpobina2:
MAC POWER PORTABLE SOLAR INVERTER ( the solution to this our hot weather condition)

Mac Power is an inverter with inbuilt battery(100 watt, 42,000 mah) , it is meant to provide you power in the event of power failure for house hold appliances like laptop, led tv, clippers,decoders, lighting, fans etc

It can be recharged with either solar panel, wall charger (nepa) or car cigarette lighter port.


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HealthRe: Are There Evil Spirits In Your Room Or Is It Sleep Paralysis? by ylaa(f): 4:26pm On Mar 03, 2020
Na God


quote author=OlawaleBammie post=87087802]
Soo na prayer stop am ba??[/quote]
RomanceRe: How Did You Cope With A Bitter Girlfriend/wife? by ylaa(f): 7:09pm On Mar 01, 2020
I wasn't throwing my response at you Mr busybody tomtom sweet.






quote author=FarFromAverage post=87010591]

the question isn't thrown to you. why the bitterness ma'am? or is ur lover provoking you? May be you should do what the Op did by creating a thread, and doing opposite of what he did. Perhaps that could heal your pain. how about that sweetie? undecided[/quote]
HealthRe: Are There Evil Spirits In Your Room Or Is It Sleep Paralysis? by ylaa(f): 7:06pm On Mar 01, 2020
Yes but not anymore


OlawaleBammie:
u don experience am beforehuh
RomanceRe: How Did You Cope With A Bitter Girlfriend/wife? by ylaa(f): 7:42pm On Feb 27, 2020
The same way you cope with a BITTER boyfriend/husband.
CrimeRe: Another Man Jumps From Cab Into Lagos Lagoon by ylaa(f): 7:37pm On Feb 27, 2020
Capital AMEN


Dereformer:
Lagos has become the suicide capital of the world.

Buhari will never see anything good in this life or the next.
CrimeRe: 38-Year-Old Man Caught Raping A 13-Year-Old Girl In Opolo, Bayelsa State by ylaa(f): 10:54am On Feb 27, 2020
This is the type of case that warrant instant judgement. Cut off his manhood and let him go. Take your daughter for treatment. Y hand over to police, who will demand for 20 naira n let him go n do more.. too bad.
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 10:37am On Feb 27, 2020
Amen.
without any argument, this guy
is not just a wizard, but a practising one.

quote author=LordReed post=86992201]

You sick bastard! I am so glad I don't have dumbasses like you around me or else I would have been arrested for assault. How dear you accuse children of witchcraft? It is the sick in head folks like you who go torturing children in the name of deliverance. May justice find your sick arse and commit you to a penitentiary.[/quote]
Christianity EtcRe: To Children Who Are Into Witchcraft. by ylaa(f): 10:34am On Feb 27, 2020
Thank you for the lecture and insults.
Please are you a wizard? Do you practice witchcraft?
Are you a professor in this field?




quote author=flames01 post=86990621]

Stop acting blind and stupid. Witchcraft is real in both children and adults.

I'm sure your ill-informed mind will be telling you that witchcraft is only practiced in Africa. Let me informed your poorly developed mind that witchcraft is practiced all over the world.[/quote]

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