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FamilyRe: Zainab Magaji: 87-Year-Old Woman Dies Leaving Behind 102 Grand Children by ylaa(f): 1:33pm On Oct 09, 2019
Did I hear u say asoebi? Hmmmmmm
She is even lucky to be buried in a coffin
Different stroke for different folks






uote author=NwaAmaikpe post=82977323] shocked



Imagine the type of profit whoever is supplying burial asoebi to them will make.[/quote]
CrimeRe: South African Policeman Kills Girlfriend & Commits Suicide by ylaa(f): 1:29pm On Oct 09, 2019
He thought he was killing a Nigerian. Shame on him. He has xenophobia himself n galfriend.
FashionRe: Bus Conductor Wearing Waist Beads In Lagos (Photo) by ylaa(f): 1:25pm On Oct 09, 2019
This isn't right. It's his private life. If he like make e tie am for him p.... E no concern us. Who snap am sef no get work. Go thank your star say him no catch u, then u go know say no be only bus him dey conduct, e for conduct your face join embarassed
EducationRe: FSARS Shaved My Head At Gunpoint – Efosa Osayande, AAU Undergraduate (Photo) by ylaa(f): 2:00pm On Oct 08, 2019
Did you collect your shaved hair?
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Hair is more than gold oh!
This wretched pretty thieves called police
Na devil go punish them physically and spiritually.
CelebritiesRe: 'Your Father Is Dumb' - Zlatan Ibile Blasts Troll Who Predicted His Next Song by ylaa(f): 1:32pm On Oct 08, 2019
Me I no know zlatan
I no know dumb ass
Gimee better story joor
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Mike And His Wife, Perri Working Out At The Gym (Photos) by ylaa(f): 1:04pm On Oct 08, 2019
Exactly my thought. Who be man, who be woman.
Mike behave,! Mike behave!!
If na you nko? U get another Mike for house
And u come public come misbehave, then u need to
Examine your head.


quote author=MZEE01 post=82950473]which of them is Mike?[/quote]
CrimeRe: Blade: One-Eyed Serial Killer, Sunday Paul, Arrested In Ogun by ylaa(f): 1:00pm On Oct 08, 2019
Yes Prof chike obi aka nwa teacher



quote author=1Sharon post=82799566]

If 1=15
2=30

Know your maths.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Xenophobia: Timi Frank Writes South African President Cyril Ramaphosa by ylaa(f): 12:07pm On Oct 03, 2019
Yes action is the answer.
If we bring down their MTN, there and then will the lazy SA"s know the gravity of killing Nigerians.




quote author=DrNueLpureHoney post=81911414]Like they do say "Action speaks louder than Voice"

We no get time go dey read this long grammars anymore angry[/quote]
CrimeRe: Revenge: Police Burn Houses In Aba, Properties Destroyed (Photos) by ylaa(f): 12:02pm On Oct 03, 2019
May devil punish those involve in this inhuman act. Shame to them police
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With South African President, Cyril Ramaphosa by ylaa(f): 11:56am On Oct 03, 2019
What will he say? He will encourage them to kill us the more. The worst president I've ever known. He lack sense. I wish they will xenophobia him sef grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode On Sylvanus Adiewere Nsofor, Nigerian Ambassador To USA by ylaa(f): 11:50am On Oct 03, 2019
If he is really unstable as described, his brain too will be unstable. Symbol of Shame. There are good looking, stable, intelligent and able bodied men to occupied that prestigious position but will buhari allow? He goes for his replica grin same of the same.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Rocks Adidas Designer Swimsuit by ylaa(f): 11:45am On Oct 03, 2019
That is! I don't understand this pretty lady what is becoming of her lately. Someone should call her to order Biko.


johnkay1:
Hmmm
At her age
She still never get sense
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Celebrates His Wife, Busola Dakolo’s Birthday by ylaa(f): 11:43am On Oct 03, 2019
Hmmmmmm na dis one u say that man wey him name start with F (me no call any name oh) for let u rest? So tomatoe Jos. HBD dear
CrimeRe: "My AK-47 And Pistol Are For Protection", Says Herdsman by ylaa(f): 11:39am On Oct 03, 2019
My dear, Only God can deliver us from this blood sucking Fulani demons.


Gracealone:
I can bet you, that story will not be investigated or followed up by the authorities. But we could exhaust state resources to prosecute the man who named his dog Buhari.
CelebritiesRe: 'Love You Silly' - Funke Akindele To Husband, JJC Skillz by ylaa(f): 11:36am On Oct 03, 2019
AMEN

quote author=computergeek post=82779757]Lovely couple. Funke deserves to be happy. Such a strong woman who has been through a lot and has worked so hard to carve out a large niche for herself in the industry. I love her.

I hope and pray that the evil forces causing Nollywood marriages to shatter like IEDs in minutes will not remember her.[/quote]
CrimeRe: Blade: One-Eyed Serial Killer, Sunday Paul, Arrested In Ogun by ylaa(f): 11:24am On Oct 03, 2019
With one eye, he killed 15 persons
Then with two eyes, he'll kill 15 thousand.
Chai, one eye man angry grin
CrimeRe: Blade: One-Eyed Serial Killer, Sunday Paul, Arrested In Ogun by ylaa(f): 11:23am On Oct 03, 2019
Yea, same here. One Eye Sunday Criminal



ote author=Coldplayyy post=82797235]One eyed Sunday grin

Reminds me of secondary school days[/quote]
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Keep Running Away From Me Even Though I'm Good-Looking? by ylaa(f): 12:20pm On May 03, 2019
well guy, no be by good looks and curly hair and all that
how is your manner like?
most cute guys are proud, arrogant, heartless and mean.
whether he has money or not
but if you are not what i mentioned above, check yourself spiritually
all is not well. also think about your past life, is there any lady you offended
or jilted? that could have cursed you?
think very well.
meanwhile, no problem without solution
go to God in prayers and He will answer you
sorry.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Keep Running Away From Me Even Though I'm Good-Looking? by ylaa(f): 12:16pm On May 03, 2019
na wa oh! 30mins for one prayer point.
God is not deaf na.








bukkyemotions:
If you are a Christian, pray these three prayers for two nights..start by 12am midnight.


(1) By the power in the blood of Jesus Christ, I break every covenant relating to emotional rejection... 30 minutes

(2) By the power in the blood of Jesus Christ, I break every spell & curse relating to emotional rejection.... 30 minutes.

(3) By the power in the blood of Jesus Christ, I command my soul, spirit and body to be positively accepted by people in Jesus name. Amen. 20 minutes

When you are done, you will thank me...
CrimeRe: New Trick Used By Ritualists, Please Take Note!!! by ylaa(f): 3:05pm On Mar 28, 2019
amen and thanks a million for sharing this
one thing i know is, it will never be our portion
God will disgrace them all in Jesus name. amen




NigeriaGIST:
As seen on Instagram.

"Ritualist Alert! Alert!! Alert!!!

Please everyone be careful of the buses you enter. There is a new plan by ritualists to start kidnapping people in mass, using transportation buses.

These are the things you should look out for:

1. Once you enter a bus and notice that the bus driver can't stop talking about himself and his heroic acts, immediately tell the bus driver to stop the bus as though you forgot something and get the hell out of that bus. The purpose of the many talk is to get you interested and so you can trust him, but please don't fall for this.

2. Notice that these drivers are very familiar with officers at different check points. Please Note- that these officers are not aware of these drivers evil intentions, they too were tricked into trusting them (the drivers). This step should be notice more by people who are traveling.

3. Please notice, once the bus driver is about taking an unknown short cut, one that no one in the bus knows of or has used before. Especially on road where there are check points at the entrance (please note that this is done to make to feel relax, you will think "after all there is a check point at the entrance so nothing bad can happen, right?",) This is what they want you to think but don't fall for this, immediately raise an alarm and tell everyone in the bus to order the driver back to the main road. If this fail continue to raise an alarm until the officers at the check point can hear you. Remember these officers don't know about the driver's evil intentions.

5. Let's assume you've fallen for all of the above steps. Once the driver takes this unknown short cut and at the middle of the journey decide to stop in other to get out of the bus for one excuse or the other, especially if it's to go ease themselves or fix something. Raise an alarm and urge everyone in the bus not to allow the driver step out of that bus, and begin to pray. This is no joking matter, because the moment the driver steps out of the bus the next plan is to blow a white powder substance into the bus. This will make every single person in the bus to start hallucinating and loose control of their mind. At this stage only Divine Intervention can save you.

Please note that this involves both transportation within the state or city and transportation outside the state or city. Please be vigilant and stay alert.

Please if you notice one or two or three or all of the things said above, do not hesitate to raise an alarm and run for your life.

Share this with your family and loved ones and friends, keep sharing because you're about to save souls from the hands of wicked and unreasonable men.

May God keep and protect you, your friends, your family and your loved ones, Amen."
CrimeRe: Picture Of Herbalist Who Exhumed Corpse To Sell Parts For Money by ylaa(f): 3:01pm On Mar 28, 2019
tribalism? how?
the skull or the ND?
Na wa oh!
i waka pass before dem tribalism me oh grin grin grin grin grin




marviessss:
Say no to tribalism
CelebritiesRe: Alabi Yellow Moves In With His Mum In 1 Room Apartment by ylaa(f): 2:52pm On Mar 28, 2019
i do not know him, but my heart goes out to him.
i have a widow's mite to contribute and will appreciate if the good people on this forum can join
me. nothing is too small. if we all contribute 500/200 naira it will go a long way in assisting Mr. Alabi.
Please any interested person can reach me via kokoeme@yahoo.co.uk.
I also need a number that i can reach Mr. Alabi.
Partial Stroke is curable.
Thank you NL



Breakingfamous:
Watch the video HERE
CareerRe: Gallant Soldiers Sit On Their Head Inside A Dirty Water During Military Training by ylaa(f): 1:04pm On Mar 26, 2019
exactly what i had wanted to say

Phygo:
Teach them technology...

After this suffering called training the will unleash their anger on poor civilian.

Terrorist groups are more technology advanced than a nation's army, why wouldn't they flex muscle with us.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Soldier Rescues Success, Homeless Girl Who Lost Parents To Boko Haram by ylaa(f): 1:02pm On Mar 26, 2019
can one pretend to be foolish?
you are mouthed
got me laughing
seems he reasons with his anus
well done




Nyamiri:
I thought you were pretending to be foolish but I discovered you're just being yourself.

What is eye service in rescuing someone who needs help?
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde, Toke Makinwa And Chigul At A Wedding (Photos) by ylaa(f): 12:58pm On Mar 26, 2019
ok
partnerbizz4:
Could you please contact us on the number below.

I can't access pm .

Yes, people sell airtime to us.

Some get these airtime from excess recharges, from payments made by customers etc
HealthRe: Stay Healthy With Pure Cocoa - Reduce Your Expense On Drugs by ylaa(f): 12:48pm On Mar 25, 2019
test and trusted
i recommend this beverage to all
who wants to stay healthy and live longer
CelebritiesRe: Josephine Nwaghanata: My Boobs Are My Selling Point by ylaa(f): 12:42pm On Mar 25, 2019
help me ask her
nonsense
shameless as if them ask her

Chepos1:
So wen they talk of boobs that have market, u will come out too?
huh

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