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your friends sister no probs tho but be ready to put your friendship on the line for your relationship

tkb417:
think with my body?

hehehe

i didnt do sign languages in school. I only know maths and statistics, any other thing i'll fail
so what do u mean return my favour? speak my language yme
im waiting

apply that math and statistics you are good at
and i might take it all the way with ya

chamotex:
If she can't make POUNDED YAM . . . . . she can buzz off!

you mean pound am for mortar and pestle?

thats because most of them are addicted to different puss.ies

tkb417:


i see

oya think with your body and let it out dear maybe i might return your favour
so what says thou

tkb417:
ill learn why i get married. she has to teach me cos my momma didnt teach me

u did? i didnt get nothn. oya do it again and i cant decipher your code cos im not as smart as think
waiting o. . .

lol--i did get the message but my hand nor let me type reply
but i will in about 25 years from now
just kidding

oh boy everbody dey marry for naija nor be small
anyway happy married life to them both
they look sweet

tkb417:
i no sabi cook hence the reason why i need a good cook in my house or else, disaster don sele be dt

oh no you need a good cook you must be one yourself
oya run go learn am now

tkb417:
im sure you know ive been looking for u; did you see my mssg?
u nor reply >:

i did baby

if i take you there and i take you here whatcha gonna do?

a man who compares me with some one else is a no go area for moi

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=450372.msg6086951#msg6086951 date=1274718918]opinionated,fraudulent and untrustworthy[/quote]long time dear, where have you been hiding?

tkb417:
an ugly , rude, unintelligent woman who cannot cook will be a NO NO for me

you sabi cook?

LORD i know you will never fail me,thank you LORD for all you have done and more to come

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what a lovely groom and bride
i wish them both a happy married life

have you ever tried sleeping with a broken heart

by Alicia keys

ask them ladies out there facially

him falling asleep is cool

let her take a walk before she hits the brick

work on your form of communication and be clean

i am fu-cking tired of these facebookers

LORD i exalt your name

chamotex:
Sweet what? I lost my erection mehn

she want babies give it to her jare, es muy facil

jarkbauer:
until i discovered her big burst was a well-packed slippers

DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wahala dey o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBVBtjcE1Yk

O.M.G by usher

chamotex:
Until one day during s*x, she said she wanted to have my babies

awwwwwwwww how sweet of her

dress why isnt it dope

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=448704.msg6067566#msg6067566 date=1274379576]Why blame the men?[/quote]i dont in as much as there is always a way of dealing with them

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=448704.msg6067566#msg6067566 date=1274379576]The women sleeping with these men are as guilty as the men -[/quote]it will be without the lies,

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=448704.msg6067566#msg6067566 date=1274379576]Besides, these married men were also decent at a point in their lives. . . . .Some women out there defiled them. [/quote]here was i thinking it was the other way round

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=448704.msg6067513#msg6067513 date=1274378966]MEN lies. . . . . . Period not just married men[/quote]infact we human lie, lets just put it that way,but there is a line that one musnt cross

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=448704.msg6067514#msg6067514 date=1274379035]If women don't see anything wrong in sleeping with a married man, married men won't lie about their marital status.
That much is very CLEAR.[/quote]so not true here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the men are too be blamed in this case because they just cant keep that snake they call a di.ck in their pants
they know there are decent babes out there so why decieve them

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=448704.msg6067441#msg6067441 date=1274378176]Before you crucify me, i don't support any extra-marital activity but i understand why married men engage in em.
If girls drop their high standards(married men wouldn't need to lie to them).[/quote]i aint crucifying you cause am no saint either,
most married men out there live with the word LIE, they just cant do away with it
no matter how much the girls drop their high standards

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=448704.msg6067441#msg6067441 date=1274378176]If i ask 100 NL babes now if they will readily sleep with a married man, all of em will say HELL NO, TUFIAKWU, OVER MA DEAD BODY, etc.[/quote]let me be sincere here i am a very naughty girl no doubt but when it comes to married men i back off,
and i can tell no matter how much they lie about it

Faher:
No harm done. Players playing each other, cool.

i never said i was or wasnt one dear

tkb417:
just be by your fone and stand behind the window
u'll see me by the car
just a few mins from now

am waitng dear cause am gonna be on my worst behaviour with ya

tkb417:
are you a player? cos i know gurls play games too

kiss me and i kiss you back, thats returning favour dear

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=448704.msg6067365#msg6067365 date=1274377331]Inner beauty ma WHITE arse!!![/quote]seems like you are one of them bad shawty"s but am gonna back out tho since you gat your mind made up
but i gat to say the bolded word gat me LMAO

tkb417:
Y me

wassup, i bought you some candies

the delivery man is on his way

feeling aiit boy am feeling just fine

might even take it all the way with you
hope u are with the candy man?

Faher:
Why? Are you player-hating?

not at all, infact i dig them
_{i just return their favour}

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=448704.msg6067217#msg6067217 date=1274375657]99.9 of them want a tall, dark, handsome, rich unmarried man.[/quote]Inner beauty lasts longer.Whatever attracts a person initially will inevitably diminish as the years roll by

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=448704.msg6067217#msg6067217 date=1274375657]What do you expect men(who can't meet up with this requirement) to do? Sleep with their fellow men or sleep with animals?
Of course, they are going to lie they have what you require. . . . .Just to HIT your goldmine.[/quote]whats the point of lying knowing fully well if the babe finds out on the long run she is definitely gonna back out
i think being honest does it best
if a real woman wanna fu-ck ya she is gonna do it irrespective of who you are or what ya got

Faher:
I take it you don't have any problem dating a player?

Cool, we should hang out. Just kidding

uffffffffffffff what a relief

tkb417:
duh

You can only play around when u have money and the 'machine' to play
machine = solid automobile
immature broke asses wouldnt have the wherewithal to play so your post is poo

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