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"The salary" part got me laffing really hard
nice one!

I don't think she complains or gets annoyed(nag)because she wants to for no just cause
There must be something you do that triggers that button of hers
so learn to work around that by noticing what irritates her and try put a stop to it

I was in naija last month
and I got to find out that the bread I bought for N20 just 3 yrs back is now N120

tjskii: Na she sabi who she she marry,as long as its nt my john dumelo

Is that a joke?
I am already saving up one pound everyday to get an engagement ring for my sweet John Dumelo

Look alike for where? haaaaa Ileke you need to go to specsavers ASAP

Blue moon: Microwave cake

Ingredients

4 tablespoons flour
2 tablespoons sugar (u can use more or less depending on your taste buds)
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
2 tablespoons olive oil or vegetable oil or melted butter
1 large mug or bowl
vanilla essence (optional)
Preparation method

Prep: 5 minutes | Cook: 3 minutes
1. Add dry ingredients to the mug, and mix well.
2. Crack an egg and add it to your mug. Be sure to mix it well to avoid any pockets of flour in the corners. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the vanilla essence if u want.
3. Put your mug or bowl into the microwave for 3 minutes on maximum power. Wait until the cake stops rising, and sets in the mug.
4. If necessary, run a knife around the sides of the mug or bowl, and tip the still warm cake unto a saucer

The cake would harden as it gets colder. so if u want soft fluffy cake, u eat it warm, u can microwave it again if it get's cold and hard.
I actually prefer the hard one

wow this is nice, I will give it a try when I am less busy
Thanks for this easy recipe/method
I also have an easy recipe similar to this one but the oven is used instead of the microwave

seriously these guys should be locked up in a room and each part of their body part should be sliced each day, cooked and then feed them with it
they deserve a slow painful memorable death
how can someone be this wicked?

Yvonne Okoro for me
I just love that lady and her acting skills is superb

This is quite hard to wrap one's hand around. . . .
I believe your sister hasn't really given full details of what really happened
because she not turning in her hard copy does not warrant her not getting marked at all
The least would be she handing in her hand copy and her marks reduced to 40% or resitting that module in early August if she does not pass
The case of not marking at all seems surreal to me
So its either she has used up her resit and failed that way she would have to resit the module for another semester

BTW, what school is it?

Ola one: Stop ke. I hate soap and vaseline ni ma. Na I'm be say e go teyy before you smash oo

Lol . . . Then u'all should suck it in and stop complaining
Btw you don't need soap and vaseline no more there is a new human doll

jay bee: It's just the damn Nigerian way
Greed Greed Greed
Our men doing all sort to get the money
Our women turning the blind eye to how the money was gotten all because of the thirst for good things life has to offer.

Armed robbery is yet to be synonymous with Nigerian females so logic tells me that if the men stop feeding these obvious thirst then may be just maybe our women will learn to understand and appreciate the benefits of hard work

My point exactly!!
Let the men stop their freelance giving just because they want to hit that and lets see if the women won't fend for themselves
Yet I got someone saying that it is impossible cos the trend will always be for some men to hit that hence they don't mind spending
We still have a long way to go indeed.

Nah I never did

kandiikane: Ahh, ok.

Well, I don grab you. You will now be seeing me everywhere you go on nairaland.


Idowu, is too old for you.

Young tinz from now on.

Idowuogbo: We go tell folly babe say we dey shoot African movie. As for dat TCB, u still dey carry aristo ni?

I never reach to shoot african movie, so I jump and pass
wetin be aristo? badt belle leave my hubby alone lol

Idowuogbo: Manchi na! As per hookings,i go block u for folly side na! But!!!! make sure u laying down on his bed butt nak@d.I'll bring my tools wiv me bebe!

Yes babe I dey here
@ the bolded just wait for Tkb to catch you
so you nor like me at all? you want make folly babe break my fine head lol

kandiikane: ^^With that your nyash and thighs, I think small cellulite dey.


You look like a fine gyal sha, remove that square or abi na rectangle from your face mek we see more.

Lol No cellulite oo just lil stretch mark in a place only Mr man can see

ofcourse I'm a fine gyal na hence the face covering

Idowuogbo: Dat ur small derica yansh na u dey measure wiv billion? U gat jokes! How far na? U still dey dat side?

derica badt belle go wound u now
babe I dey as u leave me o lol. Which side ni?
btw we gat to hook up make u come batty roll for me I need to learn

kandiikane: Everyone has fat in their body. Even skinny chicks have cellulite. Once you have cellulite that's it. Even if you lose weight, it will still be there. You won't have smooth skin all round.

You can reduce the appearance but it will still be there.


Squeeze your thigh.

Lol I don't have any and I just squeezed my thighs

dayokanu: I wonder why we bother sending girls to school and wasting money on them if they still come around and think a man is their livelihood.

Theey send men to school just like you, Yet an oil worker believes a man despite earning lower should still pay for her weave-on.

What a shame to humanity

Oh well who would blame them
when there are senseless men out there who are ready to lay it all down for some lazy as* brat just because they want to hit that

onila: how? not trying 2 loose weight

Yeah but cellulite comes as a result of fat, to lose it you need some form of exercise like walking, jogging etc

Idowuogbo: Ur pics wia? Wetin we wan take plywood yansh do?

Do you know I literally bursted out laffing
cheii I don suffer, na my multi billion small bum bum you just dey tease so

you need alot of exercise to get rid of cellulite

Gene wore it better, the dress fits her shape perfectly well

My pic should be in this thread

dayokanu: When a man dates an oil worker thinking she is financially responsible yet the leeching nature of Naija females come out again asking money for weaves and salon

A man who shared vows of for better for worse, yet the wife is asking if the husband deserve to eat.

FACT is majority of naija girls are leeches whose hopes of making it in life is attached to marrying a rich guy

Gbam at the bolded
The rate at which that mentality is spreading is quite depressing
and to think I made myself believe because alot of women are getting educated and fending for themselves it will reduce the high dependence on a man but boi was I wrong

I think it is mostly to do with security and status.
The more stuff or the more costly,makes them feel better about themselves.

"Scientific proof women (some) are materialistic whores"

I was brought up in an environment whereby the women are the pillar of the home not waiting on any man and I in turn followed that footstep
I get respect from my male friends/man because I know my worth and I carry myself well not depending on a man

I remember a friend of mine who always uses this sentence whenever she wants to get something for herself "what am I dating him for".
To each its own

funny, gross, educative(a lil tho ) and raw thread

4 pages already all in the name of sagamite?
Lol u'all really love him that's cute.

My lil baby girl. miss her so much