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Politics › Re: GEJ Talks To The Media: Presidential Media Chat Live! by Ymodulus: 7:57pm On Dec 23, 2011
The women who sell MOI-MOI, hawk pure-water are making a living. So nigerians are working and making a living.

Is this guy normal please? Is this the jona fresh air ina vote?
Politics › Re: GEJ Talks To The Media: Presidential Media Chat Live! by Ymodulus: 7:53pm On Dec 23, 2011
There is land in Bayelsa to feed the whole of SOUTH-SOUTH. and i want it to be in place. We would produce rice before the end of My tenure - GeJ.

Is this guy a daft?!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: French Muslim Jailed For Punching Nurse Who Tried To Remove Wife's Burqa During by Ymodulus: 12:03pm On Dec 23, 2011
You see christians and muslims are bloody hypocrites. This is what happens when religions has got your brain damaged. Pls front page
Politics › Re: Cleric Faults Soyinka Over Same-sex Marriage by Ymodulus: 3:50pm On Dec 22, 2011
abbey621:
Why can't people use their common sense for once instead of making false comparisons, there's no where in the Quran that said, "murder the innocent, violate their females and burn their houses", there's no where in the Quran that said, "force Islam on your neighbors and if they refuse slaughter them like pigs". Boko Haram is just like any other terrorist group like Al-Queda, M.E.N.D and others, all of them have no religious justification and will meet their doom one way or the other. If you read my comment earlier, you would notice I said certain aspects of our tradition, but all you picked from that was sango and other deities? You need to open your mind and stop looking at things from one side, it seriously undermines your intellectual reasoning. Africa has already been through enough, poverty, disease and mental collapse, why add homosexuality to its complications, how do you explain to a kid, that his uncle his married to another man or that your neighbor's wife is a man, why put our society through the same crap that's affecting society in the western world. I live in the United States I've seen what the horrors of a misguided society can do to the value of a family. Kids are screwed from the start, parents can't discipline their kids because they have no sense of morality, the government allowed so much crap now it's coming back to bite them. If we allow Homosexuality then it will be the end of us, the one thing that makes the western world jealous of us, is our rich and strong sense of culture, if we throw that away then what exactly do we have left?
am so happy the quran neva said you force your pple to her wish also the quran neva said you shud punish people that go against her wish. So why go against gays? My friend you are not reasoning here. Also what strong sense of culture are you talking about? A culture where a woman head is scrape dat she killed her husband? A culture where people are subjected against their personal wish. A culture where a woman is left to wander the street that shez a winch or wateva? A culture with BABArIc beliefs ? You called that a culture been jealous off? If the white needs to learn a culture not a culture like nigerias. Not
Politics › Re: Cleric Faults Soyinka Over Same-sex Marriage by Ymodulus: 3:42pm On Dec 22, 2011
@mamacho. Did you read my statement well. Did you just carried a surface information or a deductive logical inferences. Read it again and you will see i say as long as the two agrees to do so thats their business. If a thieve and the owner of the property agrees. And the thief went away with his property then there's nothing wrong its not stealing. But agreement to the contract signed. I wish you read law. My friend stop talking about civilised and homosexuality. Why dont you go against prostitutes? Or because you feel dey wont undo your gomorrah? Y dont you go against bigamy? Dont u tink is so heartless for a man to marry 4wifes divorce dem as he likes without any compensation? Is dat also not stupidity against your bible? Come on be logical. My PhIlosophy lecturer would always say " i wish we humans understand what it means to be logical , neutral the world wud have been better". Pls next arguement
Politics › Re: Lagos Targets Churches, Mosques In 2012 Tax Drive by Ymodulus: 3:28pm On Dec 22, 2011
9jafreak:
[size=16pt]What a thoroughly s.tupid governor! Who do these people think they are? Owners of Lagos State? WHO DASH THEIR PAPA Land?


Would the Lagosian Establishment be willing to SHOW us  item by item how the State money is spent?

Has anybody seen Lagos the Great? Far worse than the slums of many nations!

What a joke of leadership!

People need to WAKE UP! All these talks about building an empire city has no SIGNIFICANT BENEFIT for the common people.

So what if they build tall buildings and shopping malls? Na free? WTH Is wrong with these bloody Capitalists?
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my friend will you shut up and go and sit down with your two eyes closed!!!. You see nothing wrong in taxing BUSINESS CENTRES but you see something right in taxing BUSINESSES. Can u hear your stupidity?! When will nigerians change and bwise. For godsake this religious CENTRES make income just like business. SEE by next 2weeks OYAKHILOME will be collecting 2000naira from people all in the name of cross over night. Makin millions. Onlyess he changes to avoid last year insult he recieved and you here talkiing trash. Your head no correct i swear
Politics › Re: Cleric Faults Soyinka Over Same-sex Marriage by Ymodulus: 3:10pm On Dec 22, 2011
abbey621:
Mister I think you've allowed western television to cloud your brain, Africa must learn 2 hold on to certain aspects of their traditions otherwise we would be in more chaos than the western countries or Europeans. HOMOSEXUALITY is wrong, the two most credible religion oppose it, so why are we beating around the bush. If we should allow homosexuality then we might as well allow all the vices that comes with it, such as cross dressing, disease and the complete breakdown of the family system. SOYINKA is nothing but an irrelevant old man whose days are well beyond him. This is one case that I'm glad the government has the balls to stand up for what is right!
my friend how do you judge a religion been credible? You say am affected by the white mentality. Why dont you drop been a christian or muslim and go back to worship what your great fore fathers did in the past? After all these religion were brought in by same white people you go against today. Also you saying religion goes against so making it wrong is totally ridiculous. Are the gay christians or muslims? Y force your religious beliefs on them? Y dont u say since boko haram kill and islam is credible then you should kill too?!. Your arguement as got no base. Am sorry to say but thats the truth. Dont use your religion on others. Its your business not theirs. They ave d right to listen to you if they like. neva u forget that this people called gays are not kids. also i expect to see you killin people hu goes to church cuz islam does not side christianity. And i also expect a muslim to do so. You saw nothing wrong with bigamy, prostitution, fornication and rape u went to gayism? Are you sane?
Politics › Re: Cleric Faults Soyinka Over Same-sex Marriage by Ymodulus: 2:37pm On Dec 22, 2011
This pastor is one hell of a dirty freak. My friend!!! Nothing is wrong in SOYINKA analysis. Why dont the pastor go against muslims and say its wrong for a man to marry 4wifes since it does not go wit the bible? What his business with peoples personal life affair? Religion as well as Marriage is a personal affair. The government have no right, i repeat no right to intrude into one personal agenda neither does the pastor. If MR a decides to marry same - sex Mr B thats their business not ours. They both agreed to it. So why intrude? If your religion says sacrifise people and your followers are willing to abide by it then since its your followers there is nothing wrong. SOYINKA has said the truth NIGERIAN law makers needs to know d discrepancy between personal and public issues. And so should not intefere in peoples personal life. And you all should note SOYINKA is not in support of GAY but hez against the punishment by the Federal government. When last did the federal government see a man on the street and say u take this go get your marriage done? If you all are based on soyinkas statement religiously wrong. Then you all should go correct your damn niffty religion and mind your business and not dabble into others religious belief. If you say we are africans and his statement is wrong then you all should go correct your damn niffty traditions. Exhibited in the south eastern part of nigeria. The south south and south west in emphasis even the north. Abeg spare my MODEL a break and u all mind ur business. Am no gay just sayin u should learn to see pples personal affairs and respect it
Webmasters › Re: How Do I Randomly Change Background Image Of My Pages by Ymodulus: 12:04pm On Dec 22, 2011
While dhtml option is cool. I thin you need to be carefull on that header function. Pls make the TYPE a capital letter. Note like dis Content-Type. I notice an odd behaviour on IE about this a long time ago. Also use buffer to takee care of the headers sent. Cuz of some host enables buffer errors. Sorry am on mobile would have improved dhtml option. NOTE this too. If u are including dhtml option please make sure all your php script has no ending tag. Thats the "?>". I saw a note on php advisin the removal as some odd bbehaviours takes place
Politics › Re: Sanusi, The Most Intelligent Man In The Country- IMF by Ymodulus: 9:45am On Dec 21, 2011
Oya oga Jarus come prove your model
Politics › Re: Why Is Gej Afraid Of Critics by Ymodulus: 10:40am On Dec 20, 2011
Abayomin70:
i kno is off d topic dont b anoy PLS Y is dis USELESS MAN NOT TALKING ABOUT ASUU STRIKE am tired of sitiinn at home pls.JONATHAN where eva u are u wont be happy but u wil av money,all wat u are askin GOD for he wont do it for,he are mad,u are crazy GOD satan witch will PUNISH u d hands of your enemy will always touch u
this guy got me laughing. Were u not part of those shouting fresh air on Nairaland during his campaign why are u complaining now? My friend get off this forum!!!!! Your spellings alone is enough to strike for 6years. Shouting God should punish him. Nigerians are just too clueless when it comes to religion, god and their so called government. Well lets see what your god will do. Fo*oooool!!!?
Webmasters › Re: Need An Online Sells Website? by Ymodulus: 10:20pm On Dec 19, 2011
Y should i buy a website from a noisy programmer?
Politics › Re: Obasanjo To Jonathan: Don’t Remove Subsidy by Ymodulus: 6:57pm On Dec 19, 2011
kokoA:
Obasanjo did not impose anybody on us. Is he God? Nigerians chose GEJ by themselves because of some sentimental reasons best known to them. Let us stop blaming Obj for everything abeg. Obj did not force anybody to "press unblerra" during the election.
thank you my brother it really baffles me how stu#pid a lot of nairalanders are. They were d one shout FRESH AIR now they are shouting OBJ imposed GEJ on them. What dafts dey are. Truly i now understand when IBB said and i quote " young men has not got what it takes to rule this country ".
Webmasters › Re: How Can I Create A Page Without Adding .html by Ymodulus: 12:25pm On Dec 18, 2011
Well there are 2 ways.
1- Htaccess go and google up HTACCES
2- Using a php framework. Not necessary a big framework a minimalistic framework will do.

Also nairaland is not under a folder call nigeria. Nairaland uses what is called php path info to detect uri. Now d nairaland.com/index.php/topic-3286.html d index.php side has been renamed to nigeria. Thats why u see it such way. If u are using an smf forum then go search pretty smf mod. U will see a plugin that will do all this for u and even make your topic title in the url instead of numbers.
Am off
Webmasters › Re: Remove The Spam Bot by Ymodulus: 7:23am On Dec 17, 2011
Nairaland will die. Fall. The site will go in complete ruins. Believe me then that stubborn headed guy or devil and his big headed gal frnd mukina will both learn there lessons. Rubbish
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Webmasters › Re: Vanguard Finally Tops Nigeria Local & Global Traffic Rank by Ymodulus: 3:34pm On Dec 12, 2011
Seun for ur statement. Your site will not just only die but will be crushed. You will regret dis statement this day mark my words. Nonsense!!! Man
Webmasters › Re: Vanguard Finally Tops Nigeria Local & Global Traffic Rank by Ymodulus: 11:08am On Dec 12, 2011
Gbam u all just hit it. Seun it will work. Just like phate said. U first release beta testers den u release d main app. Blive me an api is 1 sure way to make nairaland go far. Even google, yahoo, aol and most internet giants u c out there embrace changes. Seun i will like to ask you how do u know nairaland will yield like it is today? I read an interview of you sayin you started web hosting and was not good u switched to forum. I saw your mobile forum which u later switched to nairaland. Seun if you have been tinkin all dose whille if dey will fail will you have started somthing? If you have the thought that nairaland will fail will you have open dis forum? If you have the thought nairalist will fail will you have opened it? Sure no. Nobody likes failure so pls stop dose negative tinkin and do somtin beta.
Disclaimer: i dont bliv nairalist failed. Seun made it too. Nairalist was d talk of d town especially where i stay.
Webmasters › Re: Vanguard Finally Tops Nigeria Local & Global Traffic Rank by Ymodulus: 6:36pm On Dec 11, 2011
[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=821937.msg9741931#msg9741931 date=1323612373]Next, i want to stay on top, so i will hire webgurus like:
webdezzi, qadrillo, afamever, omo
6. I will make nairaland a multi-language app as well

Then make more plans so that i can remain on top.[/quote]where's my name dhtml? I no b guru?
Well dhtml spare seun all dis talk. Seun nairaland is goin to die. Its in d prophecy. Legends of all time. Only if he can make a change which seun is not willin too
Webmasters › Re: Vanguard Finally Tops Nigeria Local & Global Traffic Rank by Ymodulus: 2:55pm On Dec 10, 2011
Seun cannot change that. Its in the prophecy. Nairaland will fall. For god sake seun has left this forum dummy lookin. Vanguard is d oda way round.
Politics › Re: The Guardian Publisher, Alex Ibru Dies At 66 by Ymodulus: 4:58pm On Nov 21, 2011
Na only for naija person go die and dey go say na hero, na for naija thief go die. Dey go say na king. Nigeria. Gosh i hate dat country!!!!!!!
Webmasters › Re: To Make Your Website Wap Compatible Like .net? How Do You Do It? by Ymodulus: 10:53pm On Nov 20, 2011
^^ you funny bro
Webmasters › Re: To Make Your Website Wap Compatible Like .net? How Do You Do It? by Ymodulus: 1:28pm On Nov 20, 2011
For me i develop my themes in two categories desktop and mobile. Now the user has the option to choose either mobile or desktop view. But my default it will detect if its a mobile browser it uses a mobile theme and if its a desktop browser it uses a desktop theme. No need for redirecting as its old fasshioned.
Webmasters › Re: Us Congress Plan To Censor The Internet by Ymodulus: 7:53pm On Nov 19, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=806786.msg9592012#msg9592012 date=1321728622]Bullshiit !
When china was censoring the internet,the same US was barking like a mad dog but now that everything seems to be falling apart for them,they are considering this anti-democratic law.mschew
[/quote]you just said it all. this people are damn hypocrite
Education › Re: The Scam Center Called Madonna University In Pictures by Ymodulus: 9:45am On Nov 18, 2011
And they will be the first to call the name of their institution even when you dont ask them.

I schooled at Madonna university my school fees then was 250k.

nasty people
Politics › Re: Pentagon Tests Hypersonic Flying Bomb by Ymodulus: 9:18am On Nov 18, 2011
Nigeria NSA test LOWERSONIC tortoise bomb.
Politics › Re: The Dumbest/not So Smart Statements Of Our Leaders by Ymodulus: 9:15am On Nov 18, 2011
^^na dem call demselves first lady.
Politics › Re: Nursing Mother Jailed 7 Days For Stealing Indomie- What A Country! by Ymodulus: 8:48am On Nov 18, 2011
aaahh!!! I was right. I knew she would definately be yoruba. all dis dem YORUBA PEOPLE self. dey 2dey steal
Politics › Re: Revealed: How Jonathan And His Men Plotted Sylva’s Fall - Saharareporters by Ymodulus: 8:35am On Nov 18, 2011
9ijaprince:
i see. so its all about gej's re-election strategy?
my brother na so we see am o. I thought the maga promise only one term in office
Webmasters › Re: Ready To Answer Your Web Question: - Post It: by Ymodulus: 8:19am On Nov 18, 2011
mywebwork:
Thank you so much, it's very nice to hear from you guys, smiley why yah not sleeping, se ko si oooo
lol! Kosi

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