₦airaland Forum

notoriousbabe:
Why did he builded it in Ethiopia and not here in Nigeria?

Engrishi ! Supu supu.....isorait

xpressTrade:
first bovi now basket and they are best friends in the same business hmmm, hmmm, did I hear someone say "blood money"

I hope ur children ll also use u for what u are insinuating.

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Nice one! I just told my sister who is most qualified for the job as she is both computer literate to apply now...

Her name is blessing just incase.thanks

Psyrus:
Carry along your original waec certificate and a bag full of prayers

Lol....what abt we that submitted with our NECO certificate?

I have not received the invite from them but by God's grace,soon.

I also applied but on assistant exams officer(general duties) but I haven't gotten any invite yet.
At ogba office,lagos.

Any one with a link there should let us knw pls

Contact or mail me..07xxxxxx...lovexxxxxx

Thanks

Ifakiland:
Ur papa....tell am make e join u make una two dey wander around lagos and its environ.
Bastard.

Heheheheheh ! U go become a wonderer! Wonder! !!

Their don bend finish self....nawoo..this country hard oooo!

[quote
author=clevadani post=49539999]Ebowe??
That's a friend's sister.
Happy for her.[/quote]And ebowe,that's a cousin's sister's friend's sister....lalasticalala

Carter4luv:
There is one tin I observed in dis administration whenever buhari is d country he doesn't sign tins quick to carry out, wenever is out of d country is vice osibanjo dont waste time signing tinz to be carried out for nigerians. If he continue like dis he will be the best vice president Nigeria as ever had. Just as we have the best ever president Dr. Goodluck ebele Jonathan.

What's this one trying to write here?

Eyah! Ascent done finish this one,'as' instead of 'has'

Was it not supposed to be part of her job descriptions?lol

And again,she is a calabar chick so, no surprise at all.

This is arrant nonsense.....
when most girls nw are waiting for already made guy not knwing that a fellow made him to be that person he is today..if u like keep waiting for maywheather.

Man go still marry at 100,but top ups though.( Sanusi of cbn)

12large1:
lol I be man o not woman yes I need. please what tribe pack ikebe for nig

Yoruba women ofcourse,both old mama yash wey dey dry for other places but here for yoruba land their yash no they flat even at old age....
Like when I first come lagos I for done fall for enter gotta because I dey look one fat woman long and shaking yash with tiny waist.

Collins0609:
They are single because dere already in love wit d man dat they like,hence dere see other guys as play things,so it doesnt matter d amount of money u have or ur commitment nor gift u buy,u are only but a tools they pick whenever they need u.its no shame for them ao ask u 4 help or money,but u are only fooling around when u demand sex from them.so ehen d guy realised they are been played,had no choice but to move on.
Their demands are excessive wit little return.
They are disrespectful.
They are not wife or marriage material

Exactly,u have said it all.
That is why I still want to goin other brothers who married outside lagos very soon by his grace...until they realize their quest for money and material things.

yanabasee:
Well...her mates are crying inside hummer jeeps.. Lamborghinis' and she's talking abt G-wagon!

Bae's so old fashioned!

*****************MOD'FIED******************

People keep quoting me to say JEEP's the other way old fashioned...


Let's begin with 2009 wheeler with extra axle.. Or
let's talk about 2012 magnum.. Or the latest 2016
H2? Or the Wrangler and yet to be released 2017
EXTERIOR

Are you guys for real?


The thought of comparing a HUMMER JEEP SUV/SUT
to a mere Mercedes G-class wagon is insanely
frivolous......
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See this one! What are u even saying? See this small girl knw latest cars sef pass u. How can u compare an obsolete hummer suv to Gwagon? U must be typing from ur village.

I for don marry,ogogoro na em cosam oo!
I for don build house,na ogogoro na em cosam oo!
I for don go skul,na ogogoro na em cosam oo!

Where is innocen cars? Pls absorb this man into ur company with immediate effect!

Eyah! A very bad experience indeed.

So there is still bedbus in some part of this country?and benin city to be precise.

Nice one,but buhari's government ll not let them produce twins too because of the crashing economy.....

I knw these twins though,they looked more handsome and chuby during the immediate past administration.

Rinato:
LoL. beautiful comment. I checked your profile nd saw it was an extension of beauty.

You are beautiful.

One big kiss for you.

So instead of reasonal business here,all u do is checking commetators DPs?

Ashawo nairaland!

ajebuter:
*Singing Ebenezer Obey:s lyric**

You have travelled all over the world..Ajala travel all over the world...Ajala travel, ajala travel , ajala travel all over the world.....

OK..done singing..

Who wan beat me on candy crush?

Heheheheheh! I love this ebeneza obey songs even if I dnt understand yoruba that much.and this why I come to nairaland on daily basis just to laugh away my stress..

Pls leave my tourist president alone.let him travel,he has longed for this.
But they should pls solotape his vocal cavity

Dafe20:
Is Onitsha a State?

Lol.....na u fit some people here.

hatbricker:
this is not her first time, but she has never been this blunt, we had a quarrel last week that we just settled yesterday, and then she made the demand I'm
mediately we settled.

Eyah! You shouldn't have settled the quarrel with her if you knew her intention...lol.....she must be a LAGOS girl ! Cos lagos girls like money morethan marriage..

What kind of sugar do u add there pls? Lol

Waw! Imagine this faced ur forehead! What a waw!

Jesus!

Can I change 1000korean won in lagos?and how much can it amount to in naira? Its urgently needed pls.thanks

ibiboatais:
The former president of Nigeria read fisheries in uniport. Have seen many people working in banks without no financial background. The fact is that unemployment is a mindset issue. You can have job regardless of your course of study. If there is no one then you can create one. successvista.org

Lol....I think Is 'botany' instead of fishery.

This is irritating... Gusssh!

justi4jesu:

Eyah! And not also married? U see! I am sure u must be a lagos lady for staying this long looking for a rich guy to marry.

Well,I advice u go reduce ur age for the third time again as usual.

OPCNAIRALAND:
I question your brilliance if you struggled with fulani for top position in academics. Seriously!

Lol....this country and her content are very very controversial in logical reasoning.

Waw!!! This is heaven on earth! The food structure that makes me happy when in bed....

That's by the way,why girls are always jealous when their fellow gat it all and flaunts it?

What's the pay like?cos I have a neighbour who has all it takes for this job.

Most private schools in lagos suck with their peanut and enslavery salaries they pay to graduates.

I am a teaching freak but the pay in most private schools isn't encouraging.

Unless u would want to help link me up with any wellpaid one around ikeja then.

Qualifications
SSCE.
OND.(Bus admin)
PROFESSIONAL COURSE.(Bus. Strategy)
Bsc.(Cooperative mgt.)