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From the OP's story they weren't having sex, he was eating ass. What will you teach the child, that eating ass is a way of reproducing?I don laff die ! See how my yard people are looking at me as if villagers have come.... This thread is morethan a comedy show of 500k for a table...I love nairaland! |
Mortiple:I don't ask for much,I just want to see a nigerian graduate of mechanical engineering(auto) spotted in a mechanic workshop for practical. Lobatan! |
Heheheheh! This must be the highest joke of the year! Pageantry don suffer for nigeria...... #her cucumber must be longer than chidimma's own in za oza rum. |
Pidgin2:You have said the mind of millions on this platform.... Infact,take this 50million naira and thank me offline pls |
gamesb:Guy,that is how real guys know a money girl..that moment u toast her and she brings her financial problems,just borrow another legs...mostly lagos girls,that's why they miss husbands and age as spinsters because of love for money that they can't get till they die. |
I dnt knw how to tell the one on my street here that I am eating.hers smells exactly like a dead rat inside there...and she is a big girl with big natural blessings...but that place is a second hell.never seem such smelling pusy like that in my life..God safe me! |
I am presently dating one here in mangoro, lagos.her pussy is damn smelling like a dead fish and it has milky substances round the pussy every time she opens her legs.I rebath each time I sex with her,despite the fact that she is a big girl,I still notice she doesn't take good care of her private part and as such,the pussy tend to smell like an icefish.I am presently running away from her because of that.and I am also afraid I haven't contracted any infection from her cos atimes we enjoy it natural.pls advice me..thanks |
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Good you are celebrating long marriage instead of the trending divorce in nigerian celebs. |
shevchenko:Mmhhh! Which village is controlling this one? Pls travel out in ur country to see things and not just telling us how backward u are at a place since 19AD |
The size of this camel toe looks like fried akara #5naira. |
I would love to marry an educated northern girl but I can't find them online.pls link me up with an educated and fair northern girl for marriage...07032117065..fenks |
[quote author=Kimjinkyu post=51769647]The Minister of Sports, Barr. Solomon Selcap Dalung and Minister of transportation Mr Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi laughing out loud. The picture was taken last week during FEC meeting. What's the best caption for the picture. https://adeenewsblog..co.ke/2016 /12/caption-this-photo-of-solomon-dalung.html?m=1 [/quote ] This beret minister makes me realize how unprofessional the ministerial appointments were selected..... The worse ministers so far in the history of nigeria.no clue to the portfolios.. Trial and error ministers! |
ikombe:Lol...antiopen,abeg no open the door foram oo cos em wan flog sense comot from ur brain for this recession. |
I must confess,I stumbled on this post yesterday and I couldn't sleep because I wanted to read until my ba3 went flat and my laughter attracted my neighbours also. This morning at work,I continued after my boss had left office but unfortunately she caught me because of the high friquency of laughter gushing out in the whole office like I was controlled from the village...antistoryteller pls contract someone in writing profession and make good money with ur narratives. |
Nice garage beefing though,but if u ask me,I would say its a waste of resources unless it was a gift from me. |
antispexish:Anti-sweet story,I read and imargined the story at thesame time.this is money bollywood...pls dnt make me miss work tomorrow because of this imarginable story...more pls! |
Lwkmd ! This lalasticlala is danm funny! Dnt let my sisters in the house steal their fathers' money just to hunt uber drivers pls.lol |
duni04:Though u sounded like a close source to this whole thing... But why must she call for camera men when she is having sex?(Same sex) Or did any one paid her for the sex? Is that not an embarrassment to womanhood and pageant queenship for showing the the world how God created her without clothes and the size of her shaved virgina chewing cucumber? Even if she was a lesbian,must she call film directors to direct her private life in a sex video? Cos I saw female fingers separating their legs and directing them... A beauty queen! What a cheap slot.... I have her part 1 and 2 live sex videos here on my phone and laptop.. The internet is a life saver.....I wonder how she can walk in her community again with the video in the hands of their youths for reference... Her pussy clean sha! But wider than that of her second's.. Let me watch it again. |
I no no weda I go turn to cucumber this time so that these beauty queens go come dey use me enjoy.....#CHICUCUMBER |
Icecomrade:This ll pass and time takes care of everything no be for this one wey every body get the inscest video for house abeg.... Her wider neat pussy made me wished I was the cucumber.....see how 30naira cucumber enjoyed a miss anambra I couldn't get access to talk to.....lol..#cryingme... |
I dnt understand the meaning of this ur so called creativity. How does this put food on her table? Mtcheeeeeeew! |
This ibibio girl has turned 360 degrees in bed for this yorubaman obviously... Very energetic and ever ready set of girls in ibibio.....na man u go tire! |
Handover one to me for the other room pls@ken |
That money issue in any job interview or subsequently is the most way to identify them. Bad spoken english and/ or mis-spelt words,bad sentences on advert medium,etc. |
Dnt u guys knw this toolz for her curvey-potty hips on MTN project fame? She is like this naturally pls... If u are a man and u dnt hold urself u ll pee on ur trouser when u see this toolz live. I pray God gives me a woman with such endowments for marriage. |
Corporate office for blogging anything bloggable.... Pls dnt read my lips! |
This is it ! This is exactly how I want my wedding to be but I haven't found a wife material yet...in God we trust....07032117065 |
The governor should retain the old state of the house for flash- back in the cause of the tourism. |
Jarizod:Nigerians always over do things,this their make up of a thing is worrisome to me because I am yet to choose a beautiful wife, and every earlymorning ugly girl now is beautiful because of make up. How do I get a naturally beautiful wife material these days has become a serious problem because of fake faces everywhere,mostly on social medias' DPs. and I like it beautiful but not artificial like this ALIEN above and the likes. |
mengho:Hhmmm! Fathers and mothers in quote,now,how many mother gave birth to u? This is the case of our national anthem. |


