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Family / Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by yodin: 4:55pm On Mar 18, 2017

From the OP's story they weren't having sex, he was eating ass. What will you teach the child, that eating ass is a way of reproducing?

OP should buy Essential Balm and give it to his wife in the child's presence. Tell the wife that she should use the Balm on her boils. The wife also should ask the boy why he has not said sorry to her after seeing his dad applying some medicine on the boils. ( I hope I spell the. BOIL well.)

I don laff die ! See how my yard people are looking at me as if villagers have come....
This thread is morethan a comedy show of 500k for a table...I love nairaland!
Car Talk / Re: Photos Of Keke Made & Assembled In Gombe State by yodin: 4:18pm On Mar 13, 2017
Mortiple:
This is really good.

One can only imagine how many jobs that assembling of Tricycle will create annually.

Keep it up guys.

I don't ask for much,I just want to see a nigerian graduate of mechanical engineering(auto) spotted in a mechanic workshop for practical. Lobatan!
Fashion / Re: Photo Of Miss Ihiala 2017 A Facebook User Called 'Ugly' by yodin: 11:32am On Mar 03, 2017
Heheheheh! This must be the highest joke of the year!

Pageantry don suffer for nigeria......


#her cucumber must be longer than chidimma's own in za oza rum.
Romance / Re: Abuja Pastor Caught Sleeping With Married Woman In Hotel, Stripped Unclad by yodin: 10:38pm On Feb 25, 2017
Pidgin2:
Did they write pastor on his forehead? Hundreds of Imams, pagans, traditionalist, Buddhists, Hindus and Co commit adultery without being posted on social media but as soon as someone told someone that heard from someone who knows someone that has seen the man in a church before, he is given the title "Pastor" and given front page status on popular Web platforms

"Indeed, the Kingdom of God is under serious attack "

You have said the mind of millions on this platform....

Infact,take this 50million naira and thank me offline pls

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Jokes Etc / Re: How Girls Behave When They See A Guy Counting Money ( Picture) by yodin: 10:34pm On Feb 23, 2017
gamesb:
I don't know y all girls coming my way are money mongers. I mean all they want is money , alright what of sex nko they will be giving stories meanwhile at once i meet them they begin to complaints of their problems .

Guy,that is how real guys know a money girl..that moment u toast her and she brings her financial problems,just borrow another legs...mostly lagos girls,that's why they miss husbands and age as spinsters because of love for money that they can't get till they die.
Romance / Re: She Smells Down There by yodin: 5:04am On Feb 19, 2017
I dnt knw how to tell the one on my street here that I am eating.hers smells exactly like a dead rat inside there...and she is a big girl with big natural blessings...but that place is a second hell.never seem such smelling pusy like that in my life..God safe me!
Romance / Re: Why Does The Virgina Smell by yodin: 4:39am On Feb 19, 2017
I am presently dating one here in mangoro, lagos.her pussy is damn smelling like a dead fish and it has milky substances round the pussy every time she opens her legs.I rebath each time I sex with her,despite the fact that she is a big girl,I still notice she doesn't take good care of her private part and as such,the pussy tend to smell like an icefish.I am presently running away from her because of that.and I am also afraid I haven't contracted any infection from her cos atimes we enjoy it natural.pls advice me..thanks
Politics / Re: Soldiers In Delta Arrest Ex-militant Leader, Others Ahead Of Osinbajo’s Visit by yodin: 10:38am On Jan 09, 2017

Celebrities / Re: Maureen Solomon Celebrates Her 11th Wedding Anniversary by yodin: 10:10am On Jan 09, 2017
Good you are celebrating long marriage instead of the trending divorce in nigerian celebs.

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Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Shares Photos Of Him Running Around The World Including Lagos. by yodin: 4:28pm On Dec 28, 2016
shevchenko:
Rubbish .Where is the picture of him running in Nigeria ? Take this senseless post and dump it in the Lagoon

Mmhhh! Which village is controlling this one? Pls travel out in ur country to see things and not just telling us how backward u are at a place since 19AD
Celebrities / Re: Onyi Alex And Her Camel Toe In Christmas Photos by yodin: 4:10pm On Dec 28, 2016
The size of this camel toe looks like fried akara #5naira.
Culture / Re: Fulani Siddika Sanusi And Abubakar Umar Kurfi's Kamu Traditional Ceremony by yodin: 3:56pm On Dec 19, 2016
I would love to marry an educated northern girl but I can't find them online.pls link me up with an educated and fair northern girl for marriage...07032117065..fenks
Politics / Re: Solomon Dalung And Rotimi Amaechi Laughing Out Loud by yodin: 3:47pm On Dec 09, 2016
[quote author=Kimjinkyu post=51769647]The Minister of Sports, Barr. Solomon Selcap Dalung and Minister of transportation Mr Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi laughing out loud. The picture was taken last week during FEC meeting. What's the best caption for the picture.




https://adeenewsblog..co.ke/2016


/12/caption-this-photo-of-solomon-dalung.html?m=1

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This beret minister makes me realize how unprofessional the ministerial appointments were selected.....

The worse ministers so far in the history of nigeria.no clue to the portfolios..

Trial and error ministers!
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by yodin: 8:17pm On Dec 07, 2016
ikombe:
antispexish you dont want to update ba undecided


Open the door i want to tell u something grin

Lol...antiopen,abeg no open the door foram oo cos em wan flog sense comot from ur brain for this recession.
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by yodin: 4:14pm On Dec 07, 2016
I must confess,I stumbled on this post yesterday and I couldn't sleep because I wanted to read until my ba3 went flat and my laughter attracted my neighbours also.
This morning at work,I continued after my boss had left office but unfortunately she caught me because of the high friquency of laughter gushing out in the whole office like I was controlled from the village...antistoryteller pls contract someone in writing profession and make good money with ur narratives.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Buys A 2016 Range Rover Autobiography (photos) by yodin: 12:27pm On Dec 07, 2016
Nice garage beefing though,but if u ask me,I would say its a waste of resources unless it was a gift from me.
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by yodin: 12:08am On Dec 07, 2016
antispexish:
The story continues : but pls note, because it is a true story, some parts might not end as expected. your comments will be appreciated though so I can make adjustments .

Anti-sweet story,I read and imargined the story at thesame time.this is money bollywood...pls dnt make me miss work tomorrow because of this imarginable story...more pls!
Romance / Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by yodin: 12:43pm On Dec 05, 2016
Lwkmd ! This lalasticlala is danm funny!

Dnt let my sisters in the house steal their fathers' money just to hunt uber drivers pls.lol
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke Speaks: 'Beauty Pageant Organizers Insisted I Do The Sex Video' by yodin: 12:19am On Nov 13, 2016
duni04:
This girl is trying to be clever by half. They blackmailed her into doing a porn video? Because of a car? They didn't blackmail her to sleep with sugar daddies or mummies for cash, they blackmailed her because of a car?
This girl is very stupid! Playing with our collective sensibilities. This is what happened:
The peagent organisers found about the video and that their star queen was an

irresponsible ashawo. She begged them to sweep it under the carpet but they refused. She then called one of her sugar daddy 'uncles' in abuja to beg them too. They sent him the video to show him why they stripped her of the title. This sounds more reasonable.

Though u sounded like a close source to this whole thing...

But why must she call for camera men when she is having sex?(Same sex)
Or did any one paid her for the sex?

Is that not an embarrassment to womanhood and pageant queenship for showing the the world how God created her without clothes and the size of her shaved virgina chewing cucumber?

Even if she was a lesbian,must she call film directors to direct her private life in a sex video? Cos I saw female fingers separating their legs and directing them...

A beauty queen! What a cheap slot....

I have her part 1 and 2 live sex videos here on my phone and laptop..

The internet is a life saver.....I wonder how she can walk in her community again with the video in the hands of their youths for reference...

Her pussy clean sha! But wider than that of her second's..

Let me watch it again.
Celebrities / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Unveils Moremi Ajasoro Beauty Pageant by yodin: 3:55pm On Nov 08, 2016
I no no weda I go turn to cucumber this time so that these beauty queens go come dey use me enjoy.....#CHICUCUMBER
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke's Profile Now On Wikipedia by yodin: 4:16pm On Nov 07, 2016
Icecomrade:

We all make mistakes in life, so sad when it comes back so early to haunt.

Just pitying the small girl

My advice to Chidimma.

"This will pass "
'Time takes care of everything"

Just be calm

This ll pass and time takes care of everything no be for this one wey every body get the inscest video for house abeg....

Her wider neat pussy made me wished I was the cucumber.....see how 30naira cucumber enjoyed a miss anambra I couldn't get access to talk to.....lol..#cryingme...

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Politics / Re: Lady Recreates President Buhari’s Look by yodin: 4:44pm On Nov 03, 2016
I dnt understand the meaning of this ur so called creativity.

How does this put food on her table? Mtcheeeeeeew!
Romance / Re: Yoruba Man Weds Ibibio Lady In Lagos (Pics) by yodin: 10:37am On Oct 31, 2016
This ibibio girl has turned 360 degrees in bed for this yorubaman obviously...

Very energetic and ever ready set of girls in ibibio.....na man u go tire!
Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo And His Sisters, Anita And Princess At Enugu High Court (Photos) by yodin: 5:49pm On Oct 19, 2016
Handover one to me for the other room pls@ken
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fastest Ways To Identify Fake (scam) Jobs In Nigeria by yodin: 10:55am On Oct 17, 2016
That money issue in any job interview or subsequently is the most way to identify them.


Bad spoken english and/ or mis-spelt words,bad sentences on advert medium,etc.
Celebrities / Re: This Woman Thinks Toolz Photoshopped This Photo Of Herself by yodin: 9:44pm On Oct 15, 2016
Dnt u guys knw this toolz for her curvey-potty hips on MTN project fame? She is like this naturally pls...

If u are a man and u dnt hold urself u ll pee on ur trouser when u see this toolz live.
I pray God gives me a woman with such endowments for marriage.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji In Her Office With Denrele Edun And Her Workers (Photos) by yodin: 8:49pm On Oct 14, 2016
Corporate office for blogging anything bloggable....

Pls dnt read my lips!
Politics / Re: Wedding Of Orobosa Igbinedion & Umar Mantu In Abuja (Photos) by yodin: 3:09pm On Oct 08, 2016
This is it ! This is exactly how I want my wedding to be but I haven't found a wife material yet...in God we trust....07032117065
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi To Immortalize Azikiwe, See What He's Doing At Former Residence Of Zik by yodin: 2:48pm On Oct 08, 2016
The governor should retain the old state of the house for flash- back in the cause of the tourism.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Flaunts Bosoms In All Black Shoot [PICS] by yodin: 1:47pm On Oct 08, 2016
Jarizod:
she look like olosho wey dey wait for customer angry

Her makeup is fùcked up too!


Nigerians always over do things,this their make up of a thing is worrisome to me because I am yet to choose a beautiful wife, and every earlymorning ugly girl now is beautiful because of make up.

How do I get a naturally beautiful wife material these days has become a serious problem because of fake faces everywhere,mostly on social medias' DPs. and I like it beautiful but not artificial like this ALIEN above and the likes.

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Business / Re: Ethiopian Protesters Attack Dangote's Factory (Photos) by yodin: 1:17pm On Oct 05, 2016
mengho:
That's why when I become a multi billionaire( which is very soon) I will try to site all my Important & valuable factories in my fathers & mothers village . atleast dis way them will never burn down my business.

Hhmmm! Fathers and mothers in quote,now,how many mother gave birth to u?

This is the case of our national anthem.

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