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Chaos.

ndala: Y this tin make front page? *crying*

keep crying and don't stop. Make I bring basket for you?u gat to full am.

This coach na big mumu, why starting your best player on the bench. Hazard,mata. We don't need this act of rotation in chelsea. that's what you call suicidal rotation. Especially when ur next game is Southampton in the F.A. I still don't believe in torress. Always out of position. Crap game tonight.

ados4ejy: but match never end na.where Onazi for ask for Jersey

guy, are you a learner? E be like say u jst dey start watching footy. E dey happen.

1-0 at just 2mins? Wtf. I better reserve my fuel till chelsea game. The fuel wey I struggle to buy, make I come use am watch 9ja being thrash. Dat na double tragedy. Following it here joooooo.

mascot87: You dont need to use abusive words.

thanks jare.

yemojanews.com/2013/01/01/breaking-news-yoruba-actress-bisi-komolafe-dies-dies-on-new-years-eve/ Nollywood actress, Bisi Komolafe is dead.
Yemojanews.com gathered that the actress passed
away in an unknown circumstance last night,
December 31, 2012.
To confirm the veracity of the story, her marketer,
Olasco Films confirmed the story stating that “its so
unfortunate we lost another rising star”, he said.
When asked about the cause of the death, he told our
reporter he have no comment as he’s not in a good
state of mind.
The deceased, Bisi Komolafe will be remembered for
her role in several nollywood movies most especially,
Igboro Ti Daru and Eja Tutu.

hotnaijanews.com/2013/01/01/yoruba-actress-bisi-komolafe-is-dead/ I hope its a rumour oooooo. That pretty girl.

Not confirmed yet. I hope its not true.

cant wait to lay my hand on pb thanks for you advice lexusgs430......................pb world gradually here i come

usermane: Heeyy, that was one hell of a traumatizing life threatening event. But p.wiz, didn't u know how to swim or is there something am missing here?

you took the words out of my mouth. Since I knew I can't swim, I always avoid pool or beach. The last time I went to a pool side party, I told my friends in advance to resist me from going inside the pool to swim coz am just gonna drown.

*Kails*:
el esposo de shakira es tonto

you mean shakira will name the kid tonto dike abi?

As a yoruba boy, I really gbadun flavour's album and have seen his album too with my friends. Flavour shouldn't be in the list...others are wack,

larrymoore: u kmw l dont lie, we can only settle this if u agree to watch football wit me n nt home movies again

you and rose be couple ni?

Kay005: TANKE SIR - people wey dey luk 4 lift. AYE O PO, AYE O FE - no tym. TALO SE EWA (nah who cook beanz) - nah people we dey hungry cum get garri buh no c wetin go use drink am. SHARPERLY - fast, GURK CLASS -dey neglect class. I rep BBF bera by far

ahhhhh. true talk. also, burger- bread and akara

Idowuogbo: Da pada! Emi omo kinihun! Emi o le kuku kan bi oshe yiye. Emi na ni! Orisabunmi omo yemoja!

. cool

Idowuogbo: Omg!! Idris Elba? * faints*

. Ok ooo, o di gba idowu. O doju ala, o da rinna ko. O di gbere.

BBPREYEgarri: Na wa

it seems u r suffering from bipolar mood disorder. You quoated that just to say na wa ooooo. @op. So 90,000k isn't enought for him. Smh. Very greedy man.

huni_naija: Iv just broken my ipad mini ooooo that was given to me as a gift! May Sango strike dead that unforeseen force that made me drop my ipad mini from the balcony!!

. Lol. Sorry bout your ipad.funny you. Don't worry, not only sango, wat about sanponla

ajbabs: Also @yoged, FG has approved dualisation of Ereja roundabout -Oke Omiru to Osogbo but ur pple said dey wan govt to do just two lanes upto Oke Omiru n continue the dualisation to Osogbo from there. Even Owa Obokun dat suppose to enconrage his wards is busy asking Aregbe to make his wife a commissioner. How I wish as well but ...

I also heard about that. But we can't blame most of those iya olooja. I don't know what to call it sha, but I think expanding that round-about, adeti,isida is really important. That road is just too small and annoying

Yooguyz: I spoke to one about jesus recently and he was trying to start an agument (just like what an average witness would do)..i quickly ended the preaching and after much hesitation he agreed after prayer i told a vision i saw about him, he told me it was true..2 days later we saw and then he started asking me some questions and being the smart guy that i am i won him to christ and filled him with the holy ghost..any1 with similar xperience please share

you are a bloody liar, I doubt ant of the jw will wait for you to pray. All liars shall perish. If you know you really did that, maybe you should swear in the name of God. Hmmmm, swearing in the name of God is not really good. Swear in the name of your parent if you really did that. You don't need to pass accros lies just to deceive people.

cogitoErgo: there s no way there will be no demolisions if roads are to be expanded n many part of Osun! how I wsh the roads within Ilesha could also be expandd.

. I also wish that could happen even though it'll affect my mum's shop. That roads from roundabout to oke-omiru needs to be expanded. Its too small and causing a lot of hold-up expecially this xmass period.

Series22: Nairaland tribalism don spoil me.
17 igbos out of 32 players made d list.

well, as far as they bring the cup who cares but obiora nwankwo is poo. That guy lack everything.

brownlord: Will that give me just 4 million to buy my own car?

Oh am the first to comment, dancing. Etighi

you are still suffering from bipolar mood disorder. Use ur medication. 1st to comment tins shows ur brain is derailed. @ op, good for u Riri, her music is nice. Shinning bright like a diamond.

I hate snoring. It pisses me up. My brother snores a lot, u go tink say na woofer. I always wake up him up.telling him to adjust but at times its annoying coz he'll keep doing it. I eventually tidy up my own rooom so whenever I cme back from sch. I once remember in a night class in unilorin ( LT2),I guess during preparatn 4 my final year exam, a guy was snoring in class, o boi come see laugh, a girl had to informed him to adjust, the guy eventually disappear from class shaperly.

beylinko: what d hell are u talking abt. Read wat u jst typed,training in nigeria? Who wil train who, ARMTI or d local cassava plant at d back of ur house? Moreover,u want dem 2 go to other african countries who are battlin wit food insecurity.
4 ur info,germany is 1 of d best place 2 go 4 such trainin. D question u sud be askin is hope adequate prep is on ground nt to make it anoda waste of taxpayer's money.

. Well said bro. You took the words out of my mouth.

NEROSKY: taaaa! Gbawa door joor!! You think say here na Enugu state

lwkmd. Clown

SBabaJ: Every School Has Certain Slangs And Jargons Unique To The Institution. Two From The University Of Ilorin Where I Completed My Studies Are.
Face Tanke: This Term Is Usually Used To Describe Those Who Made Less Than 1.5 (Used To Be 1.0) In Their First Academic Year And Have Been Advised To Withdraw.
Permanent Stress: Ideally, P.S. Stands For Permanent Site But Due To The Stressful Nature Of Academic Activities, Permanent Stress Was Coined.
Kindly Regale Us With Those Particular To Your School.

. Also in unilorin... Some common slangs are ... Face tanke. (For those unserious student that were being sent packing) tanke is a student area... Another is iweeeeee. ( A brilliant person). And so on

Police have never slap me sha. I remember wen 2 police officers came to arrest a thug named egungun sunneri( he's from a masquerade's family) leaving opp my mum's shop. He resisted and was slap, o boi come see how he dealth with dose policemen. They ran away and later came back with dia van,wit police numbering up to 8. Na so d guy enter the shrine house,bring out 1 pot filled wit water and started sprinkling it n pouring it to d police, o boi, come see run. They even abandone dia van. Twas funny dat day

Idowuogbo: If I catch u? Wa gba! U bonified buffalo! Na b ugly gal?

lol. If u have handsome guy like me in ur house, you'll keep worshiping me. God is my witness. But u, ur face can even frighten a livestock. Give me ur facebook link if u r not a bastard and I'll drop mine so dat ppl can judge. Oo ni duro.