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PoliticsRe: Justice Ayo Salami Reinstated As President Of Court Of Appeal? by yongnoble(m): 4:55pm On May 10, 2012
This is a classical case of 'closing the gate after the goat has ran out'. What a waster mtschewwwww
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Recruitment For Fresh Graduate And Experienced In Oiland Gas In Nigeria by yongnoble(m): 6:49pm On May 09, 2012
una don start with this your silly little scam abi??
moderators please block this iykrichie guy, he's a cheap scammist
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: T.b Joshua: Chelsea Needs More Prayer Than Bayern Munich. by yongnoble(m): 6:41pm On May 08, 2012
I'm a sport betting fan, i have an account with www.bet365.com and can you believe the odds of bayern winning the first half? its 2.4 and scoring by header, its 5.0 so if i can combine both odds, that will be [b]2.4 * 5.0 = 12.0!!!!!![/b]GOSH
For those of us that don't understand this, let me explain. An odds of 12.0 means that whatever amount of money you stake will be multiplied by 12.0
As I'm typing this, I've already placed a bet of $500 on it. do the maths.....
Haters and unbelievers keep hating and unbelieving, na una sabi....
CareerRe: Civil Engineering: Aspirants And Practitioners by yongnoble(m): 8:19pm On May 07, 2012
Estiimable: Pls where can i learn how to use CivilCAD,Autodesk Land Development, Softdesk 8 and SACS software?
Am in Awka, Anambra State at the moment.
www.google.com
its the best teacher, just search and download tutorials (pdf, e-books and multimedia).
FashionRe: MBGN 2012: Pictures Of Contestants In Their Traditional Attires by yongnoble(m): 3:12pm On May 05, 2012
[size=8pt]looking at the pictures left me wondering how many p'r'icks these girls don collect from ben bruce and co before them reach the stagehuh[/size]
PoliticsRe: They Have Killed My Son - Oshiomhole by yongnoble(m): 3:06pm On May 05, 2012
“I also informed the police that they resolved that several weeks before the election, they will detonate bombs in parts of the state in order to scare people away from going to vote"

nice move!! running politics like a game of chess.
Car TalkRe: Picture Of A $1.3m Bugatti Veyron In Lagos? by yongnoble(m): 11:21pm On Apr 17, 2012
NLanders sabi form sha! Anybody wey say 'whats the big deal, my neighbor in lekki, Ikoyi,Abuja, etc has one' that person is a phu.cked up liar.
Otherwise, what stops you from standing on your balcony and taking a picture of it with your phone or maybe when he's driving out and posting it here. As a matter of fact, i dare anyone to do that, so we can settle this once and for all.
BTW; its a big deal to have even one of this car in Nigeria. I saw a documentary of this car on Nat Geo and only 300 units will be produced and at the time of the filming, 2011, there where only about 137 in circulation. I'm not saying Nigerians can't afford it OH!!! before una crucify me, i know a lot of Nigerians can even afford to buy one for their girl-friends.
RomanceRe: What Didn't I Do Right? by yongnoble(op): 3:00pm On Apr 04, 2012
eldav: Another possibility for her weight gain could be pregnancy...maybe she took in and aborted.

That can bring about those sorta changes....just saying.
Yes, broda this could be so true, i actually tout of this. Thanks anyways...
RomanceRe: What Didn't I Do Right? by yongnoble(op): 2:59pm On Apr 04, 2012
slimyem: op,did you try inserting uncle tom into her ears and nostrils.cheesy cheesy
If not,that was what you didnt do right and what the new guy's doing!cheesy cheesy
Dumdum!
Nonsense!
very funny...... but i forgot to laff
RomanceRe: What Didn't I Do Right? by yongnoble(op): 9:36am On Apr 04, 2012
queensmith: you dated an underage girl and saw her when she finally reacjed puberty.

the police need to arrest you.
i figured someone would say this. She was 24 when we started. So puberty is clearly out of it.
thanks for you contribution though.
RomanceWhat Didn't I Do Right? by yongnoble(op):
thread closed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by yongnoble(m): 8:10pm On Apr 03, 2012
Redman44: Any link where I can watch this game live online? Thanks, Guys.
http://www8.livetv.ru/webplayer2.php?t=alieztv&c=1098&lang=en&eid=112733&lid=46821&ci=7&si=1
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Reject Fg’s 13% Derivation On Solid Minerals by yongnoble(m): 10:45pm On Mar 26, 2012
[pre][/pre]
good question.
Does it only concern oil or every other natural resources?
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Reject Fg’s 13% Derivation On Solid Minerals by yongnoble(m): 9:00pm On Mar 26, 2012
These pple are out for trouble; if this mata is not addressed properly and wisely, it would definitely escalate into something real big. These aboki's just wan frustrate GEJ. They started with Boko-Haram and now this and more to come.
CareerRe: Civil Engineering: Aspirants And Practitioners by yongnoble(m): 8:53pm On Mar 26, 2012
kunlef: All,

The classes for our Basic SACS Training for Offshore Platform Design will commence by 9:00 am on Saturday, 14th April 2012 at our Training Centre, Suite 28, Mobolaji Shopping Plaza, By Ikota Bridge (after Chevron Roundabout & Lekki 2nd Tollgate), Lekki-Epe Expressway, Lagos. The classes will be for four consecutive Saturdays.

For those also interested, the "Fundamental of Structural Steel Design for the Oil and Gas Industry" will be scheduled immediately after the SACS classes in the second week of May, 2011.

Please confirm attendance of the SACS Classes by sending full name, email address and telephone numbers to info@aquilaconsults.com so that I can send you the account details. All payments are to be made before 11th April 2012 to enable adequate preparation.

Regards,
@kunlef, you guys should also consider organizing similar training in Port Harcourt. I'm interested in attending but i can't come over to lagos because of my work.
PoliticsRe: 250,000/annum Flat, Drops To 25,000/annum In Hotoro Layout Kano. by yongnoble(m): 8:40pm On Mar 26, 2012
[quote author=mikedaniel76@gmail.com][left][/left]
Beautiful flats in hotoro layout in
Kano metropoly that once went for
250000 are now dropin to a paltry
25000 per annum.
This is not unconected with the heavy presence
Of the deadly terror group in the area, and the scarry military presence
In the said area.
Interested persons can contact me via my email address.[/quote]thank you well well, you dey find person wey u wan 'sell' to boko-haram.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Get Aggressive When Caught Cheating? by yongnoble(m): 1:16pm On Mar 25, 2012
Why do girls react aggressive when caught? Its simple, ATTACK IS THE BEST FORM OF DEFENSE!
EducationRe: JAMB: 1.5 Million Candidates To Write UTME This Saturday by yongnoble(m): 11:15pm On Mar 21, 2012
SimonAndal: _
Yes, it's very troublesome. I'd rather lie on the grass and watch the clouds. Lol!
MY GUY- MY GUY smiley!!
Jokes EtcRe: Top 10 Craziest Search Terms On Google by yongnoble(m): 5:21pm On Mar 21, 2012
abubaka101: Everyday, Nigerians use the Google search engine, as well as other search engines, to search for anything or everything they are looking for. But when "crazy" people start using it too... The search terms could get really weird!

The Top 10 Craziest Search Terms On Google Are:

10). Is Drogba Using Juju On Torres?
9). When Will <hidden> Be More Popular Than Facebook?
cool. She-bi If Manchester City Scores First Against Chelsea, Chelsea Will Be Out Of The Champions League?
7). Am I Not The Owner Of Google?
6). How Many Children Will Tuface Give Birth To After Marriage?
5). I Have Been Hearing Of Ronaldo & Messi, Who Are They?
4). When Will The Federal Government Start The Amnesty Probram For Boko Haram? How Can I Join?
3). Is It Boko Or Gboko Haram?
2). Did Dame Patience Jonathan Finish Primary School?
1). "I Will Rather Kill Myself Than Commit Suicide", Who Said This?

Crazy is'nt it?
my fav.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 21st March 2012 by yongnoble(m): 5:17pm On Mar 21, 2012
Arsenal have always known how to deal with Everton despite their proven "stuborness" to the other big four.

Arsenal all the wayyyyyy!!!

Does anyone knows when jack whilshere will be back? I miss than lad xo xo much
EducationRe: JAMB: 1.5 Million Candidates To Write UTME This Saturday by yongnoble(m): 4:42pm On Mar 21, 2012
1.5 million...geezzzz, Surprisingly only fewer than two hundred thousand would be offered admission.

seriously something needs to be done about this endemic situation. Must every child go through university education after secondary schooling, knowing fully well the alarming (and yet increasing) number of unemployed graduateshuh I mean, there should be other alternatives that would earn someone a decent life. I don taya for this cycle ** in shikamaru's voice**
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 10 In Beer Parlour Attack In Sapele, Delta by yongnoble(m): 12:43pm On Mar 19, 2012
typical confra M.O..... cool

R.I.P to the departed.
PoliticsRe: North Raises Dust Over Jonathan’s ‘2015 Agenda’ by yongnoble(m): 8:10am On Mar 18, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]I'm sorry to ask this question, but does the average northerner's mentally favour being in charge over actually being happy? I ask this question, because they don't appear the least bit worried about the deplorable rot of infrastructure and education going on in their states. It doesn't appear to bother them that more northerners are moving in droves to the south to come sit in the middle of the roads to beg.
All they talk about is presidency. Priorities sha.[/quote]well said
IslamRe: Man Dies Whilst On Salat by yongnoble(m): 5:44pm On Mar 16, 2012
i guess he's wit his 72 virgins right now .... grin
PoliticsRe: One Year After 2011 Election: Here Are President Jonathan's Achievements? by yongnoble(m): 10:11am On Mar 14, 2012
Handling Bianca with extra care while Ojukwu's manhood lives on.
grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Psalm 23 In Pidgin by yongnoble(m): 11:14am On Mar 13, 2012
broda u too much, infact i think say make u do full bible translation in pidgin. E go make sense "Holy Bible, the revised pidgin edition grin"
PoliticsRe: Can Our Leaders Do This In Nigeria (pix Attached) by yongnoble(m): 7:33pm On Mar 09, 2012
even pastors sef no dey gree carry their Bibles from their seat for church to the pulpit by themselves, let alone polictician carrying im own bag!. SMH

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