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PoliticsRe: Okunrounmu: 'Buhari Tricked Tinubu To Get Power Back To North' by yongnoble(m): 9:48am On Sep 02, 2015
lol
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approves 65 Licences For Private Refineries by yongnoble(m): 10:12am On Aug 28, 2015
was due process followed when approving these license? Was DPR involved? This man is running a one man show
PoliticsRe: #northerners Trends On Twitter As Nigerians React To Buhari's Appointments by yongnoble(m): 10:23pm On Aug 27, 2015
All of a sudden, these APC folks are claiming competency is much more important than Federal character. Few months ago, they posted this ad on a national newspaper.


Let's look at the bright side, the federal character law seems to be abolished. I hope this long awaited call for abandoning the 'almighty' federal character that the North has used to rub us of for all these years has come to stay.

What the APC is failing to understand is that within as short while, 4 years would be over and new elections would suffice. Should a southerner win and begin to reciprocate by appointing only 'competent' southerners, they shouldn't cry foul because first to do, e no dey pain....

PoliticsRe: Hameed Ibrahim Ali: 7 Things You Should Know About The New Customs Boss by yongnoble(m): 8:18pm On Aug 27, 2015
@op, rather than adding the fact that he was among the kangaroo panel set up by Abacha govt that sentenced Ken Sarowiwa to death, you are busy telling lies of how he only drives a Peugeot 504. Na wa for una oh

Get you facts right
PoliticsRe: Obama Starred In "Remember The Time" By Micheal Jackson by yongnoble(m): 1:18pm On Aug 23, 2015
Stupid ass photoshop. It was Eddie Murphy that was used
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria’s New Job Creation Decreased By 69.9 Percent by yongnoble(m): 6:06pm On Aug 22, 2015
With this report, next week news read "Buhari sacks the Director of Nigeria Bureau of Statistic and replaces him with Mallam Rabiu Gusau" grin

Just watch
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Presides Over NEC Meeting At Aso Rock (Photos) by yongnoble(m): 2:06pm On Aug 20, 2015
Isn't the NEC suppose be made up of ministers not Governors or I'm I missing something here?
CelebritiesRe: Iceprince Wears Kids Light-up Canvas In New Photo, Fans React (photos) by yongnoble(m): 8:24am On Aug 17, 2015
I'm not surprised, whyhuh With lines like "shopping everyday never wear the same clothes" seriously. I knew this guy was wack
Nairaland GeneralRe: 20 Hilarious Animal Facts by yongnoble(m): 10:52pm On Aug 16, 2015
Cool stuff
PropertiesRe: Expensive Property Marked For Demolition In Kaduna (photos) by yongnoble(m): 12:21pm On Aug 15, 2015
El-rufai has a fetish for demolition. So I'm not surprised.
Jokes EtcRe: Kudos To Anyone That Can Translate This Sentence From Pidgin To Normal English by yongnoble(m): 12:34am On Aug 14, 2015
By how much am I older than you?
Car TalkRe: Check Out These 1 Lamborghini And 2 Ferrari In The Same Compound by yongnoble(m): 12:18am On Aug 14, 2015
I only have one question for the owner, on what roads does he intend to drive these toys? Not on our Lagos roads I presumed huh

These cars are built for speed on very good roads. I'm pretty sure he rarely drives those cars, prolly once in a year and he has to choose his route carefully to avoid port holes and speed breakers. And moreover he won't be able to do up to 200km/h speed and that's no where near the top speed.

Bottom line, he no go enjoy these toys on our naija roads. The groove for these supercars is when you drive them at full speed, drifting et all. I guess na for show he buy am for. Anyways, life is too short not to enjoy yourself while you can cos when we die, someone else will groove our money for us. So it's best we do whatever we like with it whilst we still live
PoliticsRe: Saraki Seeks Emir’s Help On Buhari by yongnoble(m): 11:04am On Aug 02, 2015
Why is Saraki seeking to make peace with Buhari? Is he unaware of his power as the Senate president? In more developed climes, the reserve ought to be the case. ( the president should be seeking to make peace with the legislative head)
PoliticsRe: Osun Public Servants, Retirees At Winners Chapel For Food Today (pics) by yongnoble(m): 5:18pm On Jul 19, 2015
ok
Car TalkRe: Photo: Can You Put This Car Picture In The Correct Order? by yongnoble(m): 4:45pm On Jul 15, 2015
d-c-b-a
next?
CelebritiesRe: 2face,Banky W,Kcee,Others In The Same Flight 2 South Africa 4 A Music Event(Pics by yongnoble(m): 4:43pm On Jul 15, 2015
so?
FamilyRe: Should I Allow My Wife To Leave Our 4 Month-Old-Baby And Start Work? by yongnoble(m): 2:49pm On Jul 10, 2015
My advice: NO! Let her nurse your child till he is one and she can begin her job search. The God that blessed her with this offer, would provide her with something bigger when your child turns one.
After all being a wife/nursing mother is a job itself.

PoliticsRe: APC Crisis: Buhari Moves To Pacify Tinubu With More Ministerial Nominees-Tribune by yongnoble(m): 12:04pm On Jul 10, 2015
shebi him be talk say e belong to everyone and no one? Why him come dey fear na huh
PoliticsRe: Oba Of Benin Celebrating His Granddaughter Birthday Today. by yongnoble(m): 11:23am On Jul 08, 2015
the Oba is dead! (RIP). This picture is old.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Tweets About The Recent Incidents Of Suicide Bombing In Nigeria by yongnoble(m): 2:17pm On Jul 07, 2015
Maybe Buhari should relocate the military command and control center to Kaduna. No, sorry he should relocate it to Kano. Oh my bad, Jos. He should relocate to Jos.
Confused Dull.ard
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity To Continue As Importers Run Out Of Bank Credit!! by yongnoble(m): 4:20pm On Jul 06, 2015
Big men and loan are like bread and butter. I'm pretty sure these marketers have more than 5 times the money dey intend to loan from the banks, but they would rather not use it. Instead they prefer to take loans (depositors money) from the banks which they won't pay back.
PoliticsRe: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by yongnoble(m): 11:42pm On Jul 05, 2015
sukkot:
very doable. let me ask first . why would you want to meet up with a stranger ? what is it you want to talk about that you cant do on nairaland ?
I've been studying your previous post, some of which I find very intriguing and interesting, and I realized you normally make reference to Benin names/terminologies. So I figured you'd probably be in Benin.

But if you feel any bit uncomfortable about meeting, I would completely respect that and back off. It's your call.
PoliticsRe: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by yongnoble(m): 10:50pm On Jul 05, 2015
sukkot:
benin ? nah chief i dont exist on this plane. i am simply a text in cyberspace. oh yeah we can meet up in benin though. i can teleport to benin anytime you need me. just give me the place and time and am there wink
Okay. Let's meet at Subway bar, Airport road B/C tomorow Monday evening anytime from 6pm. Lemme know if it's doable.
PoliticsRe: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by yongnoble(m): 9:38pm On Jul 05, 2015
sukkot:
lets just watch and see. but what we are watching for is the invasion of america. the takedown of the USA from inside by foreign forces that have camped all around her
Are you in Benin? If yes I'd like to meet up
Science/TechnologyRe: What Distinguishes Humans From Other Animals? by yongnoble(m): 3:44pm On Jul 04, 2015
Humans can tame any animal but animals can't
PoliticsRe: Ogun Deputy-governor, Yetunde-onanuga Rescues Accident Victim (photo) by yongnoble(m): 6:09pm On Jun 17, 2015
Since when standing gazing at an accident victim becomes 'rescue'. Abi them don change the meaning of rescue?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Shares Table With Mugabe At AU Summit Dinner Last Night (photos) by yongnoble(m): 12:14pm On Jun 16, 2015
zopaks:
great union
Do those chronograph work?
HealthRe: Photos Showing How Local Gin 'ogogoro' Is Brewed In Nigeria by yongnoble(m): 3:35am On Jun 16, 2015
This one wey dem don ban ogogoro so, how I go come take submit the two gallons of ogogoro wey e dey among the list of item wey my Delta girl family say I must submit before them gimme their daughter for marriagehuh

Abeg make una help me oh shocked
PoliticsRe: Abiola Pictured With Babangida And Mandela by yongnoble(m):
Growing up as a kid, I remember a story my folks told me. It started with a gang of two robbers, Aliu and Musa wanting to rob a very rich man, they realized that they needed to get an extra hand and such, Wale was approached and told of the plan. With promise of fair share of the spoils after the robbery with Wale, he left his initial gang and joined with Aliu and Musa.

After days of careful planing and preparation, the trio eventually went for the robbery and alas, it was smooth and successful. At their hide out after the robbery they decided to count the money and begin sharing it equally among themselves as promised. But before that, they realised that they were hungry and needed to eat first. So they sent Wale to go get food.

While he was gone, Aliu thought it would be better to get rid of Wale so that he and Musa would share the money between themselves. He sold the idea to Musa and he(Musa) immediately bought it and they both conspired to kill Wale as soon as he gets back with the food. Wale, on his own, thought within himself to get the all of the money alone, and as such, he poisoned the food. lipsrsealed

On getting back to the hide out, Aliu and Musa pounced on Wale and beat him till there was no breath left in him and so Wale died. Being exhausted from the robbery and now the fight with Wale, Aliu and Musa decided to eat first shocked to regain some energy before finally splitting the money 50/50.

And folks, that's was how the infamous trio met their demise.

I hope and pray that similar fate does not happen to our dearly beloved APC cheesy
PoliticsRe: APC Congratulates Senate President, Bukola Saraki by yongnoble(m): 9:09am On Jun 11, 2015
Hmm
PoliticsRe: Saraki, Dogara’s Emergence May Alter Buhari’s Cabinet List by yongnoble(m): 8:59am On Jun 11, 2015
Ok

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