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FP just like that?

Ok... So can I have my chicken now?

Yes its very possible

Nwaohafia1:
I have a friend who's a software engineer. But why look for a female?

Not like I'm "looking" per say. I just haven't seen them much. They are on LinkedIn but i haven't met any real life. I'm suspecting that they'd be on average slightly better that the male software folks

Coldplayy:
Are you looking for female engineers or you are just looking for new ways to say pun intended

Lol. Zero chillz.

This wasn't meant to be an FP thread. Just wanted to meet a few

Finally we found a female programmer. Learn a couple of design Patterns, follow the single concern rule, comment code where some magic appears to be happening, learn to structure your application into groups of connected elements/classes/modules, if there is a simple and a complex way of doing something, go for the simple most of the time.

Write your apps like you're writing a story.

Write, test, refactor, test, great app

You can also say hello world here https://www.nairaland.com/4407244/where-female-software-engineers

Are they here? Will like to have a few female coder/programmer friends

Heard they are Women of Class (pun intended)

Anyways, won't mind interfacing with a few (another pun intended)

Comments are welcome

Wasky101:
Yes brother it is possible, female contraceptives, and even if I but inside of you but we both agree that you use drugs but u don't and go ahead to keep it. Just saying this is a human life you need me to be OK with it

Its always best to be in control... Use CD or withdraw (if you have experience and are disciplined). Asking her to use drugs or all that is relinquishing control... Risky stuff

Wasky101:
Nice one, I have been thinking about this for a while. You want consent to have sex but you will unilaterally go and have a baby and come back and be forcing it on some one

Is it possible for a lady to have a baby without your consent.. I thought there are condoms for that. Cos me thinks the only reason why you would ejac in a lady is because you want to get her pregnant

Not afraid - Eminem

We all should take time out to pray for people like the OP. Many at times, they may be going through a lot real life and their only escape is in the attention they get online or on social media. Its not always that they endorse what they write. They just need an avenue to be given some attention.

It happens to a lot of folk.

Tho there are the few stupid ones.

Ekkhann:
Undie is a native name that is common among the obudu people of Cross river.
And it is pronounced as

/Oondiye/

Thanks for the clarification. I was wondering

Undie?

Jesus!!!

AndrewFarms:
do let us know when you're done blabbering....

Lol...man u can now focus on qualifying for nxt year ucl

Seems the only thing EPL teams know how to do is focus on qualifying for UCL. No pedigree at all..

Its best they pair two epl teams next round so at least we will see on epl team in semis..

Cos any other pairing eg madrid, barca, bayern, juve. Na ja bo things

Sevilla play good football.. Just that final third issue.. Though i still think they'd eliminate Man utd sha.

Once that Seville goal comes in...

I agree... Its a good way to ease tension


Just don't ask for bread or rice even though we know food is our problem here (look at at BBN). Just manage the tea

thesicilian:
You all lambasting me for my so called ridiculous offer, but so far I haven't seen any other offer on the table.

Its not so called ridiculous... It is ridiculous.. An ordinary 4g mifi costs more than that. I'm not sure its a stolen phone.

Web Dev


With skills in web dev you can even do mobile app dev too using technologies like Ionic and React Native

Does notifying you of negative outcome translate to transparency ( assuming there was politics like you said)?

If the answer to the above is no then you grudge with them is about their flawed recruitment process i.e not being end to end or closed. And not about politics

If your answer was yes, then you should realise that they can as well interview 20 people, send 19 well composed and polite regret mails and eventually pick 5 others based on "referrals" and you'd think it was "transparent". It is a normal thing for companies to get people based on referrals. If they are good, nothing stops them from giving them the job. The problem is when they give them if they aren't good.

I don't think a company like flutterwave would risk taking in people who will cause them problems. So I'd assume the people they may have taken where quite sound.

In summary, it's best to just try be the best wherever you go. Or at least, do very well.

Well... For those saying this is some kind of test... In my opinion it's a ridiculous one.

Box sealed iphone 4s in 2018, glossy MacBook wow..

pcguru1:
1. I cannot concentrate for too long I easily lose focus

2. I watch a lot of Anime especially Harem/ecchi

3. I have an unhealthy obsession with cheating, as I spend a massive amount of time reading about couples cheating.

4. I have this obsession with studying things to detail, if told to read on X I will read almost everything and anything relating to X and prior to X

5. I find it hard not smoking weed on a daily basis or drinking.

Broooooooossssssss

OP i hope you have learnt here o... Once your mind and heart is out of somewhere, then nothing should change your mind o..

You're better off at the new place

Yh that's true, way too much negative energy...Tho I never let it bother me. If I you like, hate from now till kingdom come, won't change my life in any way..

Though, sometimes we create this hate ourselves, when we forget the days of humble beginnings, eg you become successful or better off than friends you grew up with, then you'd start ignoring them or belittling them... You'd then inspire some hate, not for what happened to you, but for what you let it do to you...

Teacher: so what's 1 + 1?
Student : 11 sir,
Teacher: *opens fire

rexben:
Yeah, that's true. Same with react Native, right?

Yh RN is just an extended functionality of react to build mobile apps native to their platforms

React is not a programming language... It is a Javascript library