Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by Yorisb: 7:37pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Incessant SLAP!!  |
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Yorisb: 5:30pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Chimezie198: R.ape him Huh Poof! 
@Topic
Cuff him to the bed rail.  |
Family › Re: Happy Birthday To Family Section's World Famous Leapling (CHAIRCOVER) by Yorisb: 1:11pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
Where da parry at? |
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Leap Day! by Yorisb: 1:08pm On Feb 29, 2012 |
karpentar: I wish am in Ireland today. Lol |
Romance › Re: Popular Auto Dealer, Lanre Shittu Snatches Zenithbank Manager’s Wife***buys House For Her In Lekki by Yorisb: 11:17am On Feb 29, 2012 |
Lol^ |
Forum Games › Re: What Is On The Mind Of Poster Above You? by Yorisb: 11:17am On Feb 29, 2012 |
His G[i]a[/i]y friend. .  |
Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by Yorisb: 9:20pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
SLAP!  |
Romance › Re: Popular Auto Dealer, Lanre Shittu Snatches Zenithbank Manager’s Wife***buys House For Her In Lekki by Yorisb: 5:25pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Dyt: only u men mk d hrt unstable #Wordsonthemarble
stevo4shiz: You've never contributed anything good to this forum, always odd replies Lol. |
Forum Games › Re: Look at the person's username above you and think of a nickname by Yorisb: 5:07pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Akpa Akpu!  |
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 5:05pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Bended Knee - B2Men |
Forum Games › Re: What Is On The Mind Of Poster Above You? by Yorisb: 5:04pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Amina  |
Family › Re: Nigerian Billionaire Battles British Wife Over $21million Divorce Payout by Yorisb: 4:55pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
rhymz: whoever this person is, you need to shut the hell up. Writing an incoherent lengthy gibberish does not earn you any tangible point, FOOL!! In your haste to sound smarter than you realy are you forget that the issue of permanent residency of the parties involved will render such a move useless. The marital courts in the US do not have any jurisdiction to hear any divorce case of couples who do not leave permanently or work in the US. Neither does a mere vacation to the country automatically confers them with jurisdiction on such cases. Commenting with such an unbriddled arrogance like you are smarter or more exposed than every other person or Nigerians who do not see any legal sense in your lame arguments only exposes the malady of your ignorance. Your example is enough evidence of your utter un-intelligence and self-imposed mental confusion. Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall were British citizens, that gives the british marital courts the jurisdiction to hear the case, in the case of Mr and Mrs Priest none of them is a citizen or permanent residents in the US and you keep trying to arrogantly shout down everyone that sees no sense in your legal abracadabra while you bask in your delusions of grandeur, shallow logic and useless legal pontifications that only make sense to you. Abeg go sit your ignorant a$$ down and let intelligent commentators school you. Let me borrow the C word from Saga; You are a Bono fide CRETIN with oversized Egos that do not fit. Good stuff Bro, but please do not waste your precious time on that Dweeb.
I agree however that One has to (or pretend to) have a serious intellectual deficit to swallow that cods-wallop she spewed there. . .
Mistakes are sometimes made and tutoring that obtuse-c[i]u[/i]m-Neanderthal woman was one of them!Sagamite: No one has to worry about you taking 50% because no one will marry an obese skank.  PMSL!  |
Forum Games › Re: What Is On The Mind Of Poster Above You? by Yorisb: 3:01pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
'Em Birds'. . .  |
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 2:59pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
End of the road - B2Men |
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Yorisb: 2:57pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
Smack the hell outta her derrière. . .  |
Family › Re: What Really Is The Way To A Man's Heart? (for The Men Only) by Yorisb: 2:50pm On Feb 28, 2012 |
chaircover: I am not a man o!!! But from what I can gather it is;
Sex Food Submission But most importantly she shouldnt be a cretin or a gold digger  Berra in this order>>>>
Submission Food Erm, erm. . .  But most importantly she shouldnt be a cretin or a gold digger LMAO! |
Family › Re: by Yorisb: 10:25pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
^^Lol.
Have you tried Black XS? Fantabulous! |
Family › Re: by Yorisb: 9:56pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
La Parisienne: ^^^Get your facts and spellings right. Lol. Ur mata don tire me sef.@OP
Aqua di Parma is the sh[i]i[/i]t for any woman. . .
However, If you'd prefer to be 'eaten alive' by HIM then go for Jasmin Rouge Tom Ford perfume 2011 and don't forget to thank YORISB later. 
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Politics › Re: Ibori Pleads Guilty To Money Laundering Charges In London Court by Yorisb: 9:26pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Dozens of Ibori supporters were in court to hear his guilty pleas and claimed he was the victim of his "political enemies" - Sky News. Really?
Well, like J Clackson would say - They (Ibori's supporters) all need to be taken outside and shot in front of their families. Crikey! |
Family › Re: Nigerian Billionaire Battles British Wife Over $21million Divorce Payout by Yorisb: 4:30pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Bagehot: Smart man that Prest dude! He's won my admiration! He would certainly be in my prayers - in the mean-while, I'm researching Yoruba customary law. PMSL!  |
Forum Games › Re: What Is On The Mind Of Poster Above You? by Yorisb: 12:51pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Party. .  |
Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by Yorisb: 12:49pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
KILL!!!  |
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 12:48pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
Californian Girls - K Perry |
Family › Re: Nigerian Billionaire Battles British Wife Over $21million Divorce Payout by Yorisb: 11:24am On Feb 27, 2012 |
Theblessed: [b][size=16pt]But who is this ignoble!!! What do you know about Family Laws of the 21st Century in the Uk?
You think, Western legal system is like that of Nigeria where laws are never changed or seen to be enforced appropriately.
Look, marriage can be annulled in any Family Courts in the West (remember, I did not say religious courts, here?), it doesn't have to and shouldn't be in the country of your birth or where you got married in the first place.
Look before you start interrupting people on here, make sure you do your home work properly, ok??
So, because someone got married in Jamaica and live in the Uk with his/her family - and if they want to go their separate ways therefore, they must head home to Jamaica to do it, abi?
Or should we say in this day in age, because, one studied a Science or Engineering Degree he/she must wait for jobs in those fields before he could work and feed his family, when he could find work elsewhere, eh!
I know some idiots are still thinking that way in Nigerian today and based on your thinking, you're not far from such group.
Yes, its true the Oil man and his wife live in the Uk and if she or he is on holiday in America or Canada or still in the UK and feels that, American or Canadian justice could do him/her good then, he/she is free to ask to settle the matter there - what matters, is it not that both get justice and that's what courts are there to do??
It doesn't matter where you file for divorce - what matters is getting justice and African courts or Nigerian courts would never give a woman justice, abi? Maybe, only South African courts in Africa as a whole could even think of it - giving a little justice to a women, shame!
Right, here's a little home work for you. You see, when Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall his longer term, long suffering girlfriend and mother of his 4 children went to somewhere in Indonasia and got married in a Hindu tradition/ceremony in the early 1990's - we all thought Mike had finally sowed his wild oaks not realising there was a baby coming into the world from South America by another young model - LG.
This event obviously, ruffled their marriage and Jerry head off to the British courts and asked for divorce only to be shocked when her husband contested the validity of the Indonasian Hindu marriage - as not legal and settled her only £10 million after many years together whilst the mother of his love-child got £6 millions when she sought paternity and won.
And, I'm asking you Mr clever Lawyer, with great juri-prudence at your disposal - in which Country/City did Jagger contest that divorce? Was it not in Britain, was it not in a British Family courts and was it not in the City of London for that matter? clever!!!
Listen, if you don't know your ABC on issues raised here in Nairaland please, ask first, people would direct and open you blind eyes, ok! There's nothing wrong in asking for ideas/direction from those who know, than pretending to live a lie - that's ignorance.
Next time, dare not interrupt my commentary here until you'd researched your work, ok!
Now, go and google the above names and find out things - try and learn more about people and behaviours before coming out here to challenge ideas you're so timid about, lazy man![/size][/b] Will you stop befuddling the public with your incoherent rambling-c[i]u[/i]m-conjectures? Dweeb! Besides, I can't remember ever telling you (or anyone else) aught about my Gender.For emphasis: I've long realized that it's a waste of time to argue issues relating to sense and logic with most women. It's like casting pearls before swines. . . an utter waste of time. BTW, Madam, I genuinely hope you'd learn a simple ''netiquette'' in your subsequent posts. Obtuse Learner! |
Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by Yorisb: 11:03am On Feb 27, 2012 |
SLAP!!  |
Politics › Re: Suggestion To Nairaland Owner (seun Osewa) by Yorisb: 11:01am On Feb 27, 2012 |
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=879952.msg10282041#msg10282041 date=1330332258]Why would I wanna send a personal message to someone when I can comment and leave it there? Remember it's the anonymity in NL that makes people bold enough to make comments. When we all become friends and familiar with each other where will the boldness go?[/quote]Dude, thumbs up @ the highlighted.
Anonymity is the reason why NL is more unique and differs from other social websites. Anonymity Rocks! |
Politics › Re: Suggestion To Nairaland Owner (seun Osewa) by Yorisb: 10:47am On Feb 27, 2012 |
@Seun
The proverbial 'If it ain't broken, don't fix it' springs to mind? |
Forum Games › Re: ¤¤ I Have A Thing For ¤¤ by Yorisb: 9:07pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
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Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Yorisb: 9:02pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
Hot or Cold - K Perry |
Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by Yorisb: 9:01pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
SLAP!!  |
Food › Re: Gala Is Now N70 by Yorisb: 8:59pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
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Family › Re: Nigerian Billionaire Battles British Wife Over $21million Divorce Payout by Yorisb: 8:52pm On Feb 26, 2012 |
pro01: I've long realized that it's a waste of time to argue issues relating to sense and logic with most women. It's like casting pearls before swines. . . an utter waste of time. |