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Ashola96:
if you have never dumped a girl b4, then your a zombie
if a girl has never dumped you then you are a paymaster
if all women like you then you need deliverance
if so many men like a particular girl she shuld be question
if u always miss a girl then check urself
if you love your girl 100% check if your a man
if you love your GF more than your mum then your end maybe near
if you have just one babe, hmmmmmmmmm then you hate 2face idibia
if you admire other chikala while wit your babe your a sharp guy
if you have many babes and dey all havnt meet in your home your a role model
xmas is aproachn, drop xx babes and stay wit 1 then u live longa
if your a marid man n stil eats otsid, 21 gun salut for u (my hand no deyoo)
if your babe no fine and u dey managem u be okoko
if she be borhol hmmmmmm big trouble in creative mind (pity me)
anyday u stop misin your babe find a new one
if u ar 2 faithful hmmmmmm try experimentin
if u cant exceed 1 rund, dats b/c uv stayed too long wit ha (1 soup dey tire pason)
if she dosnt answa ha call at nite, pay ha a surprise visit
if u receive a call from her too early or too late pay her a visit n stay longa,
if she takes a drop to your home tellin u shes too weak smell ha undis
if shes wearing undies pant n bra 2match colours n tired shes don dat
an ugly woman will alwys luv u,
ask ha if i ugly lik u n u fine lik me-
u go still luv me as u luv me now (pigin eng.)
are you a woman or a girl nt by age by character
wow its been a beautiful day in here
please ladies dnt hate me just romance the like button n guys c d like button as your babe and hit it, cheers

Hahahaha

@OP

I wish u organised your thesis wella, however, some of the deductions can only be ultra-correct.

Una no go kill pesin 4 hia jare!

Dyt:
Is YORISB serious wit DYT

Finevv:
Considering flagellation too,  lol

Finevv:
Pray.

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
having a lot of requirement for a perfect mate is NOT the reason why you fail, the problem is that you are focusing on the wrong thing. to find a wife you must FIRST find a friend, then hope that in this friend you will find a GIRLFRIEND, and from this gf you may find a potential soul mate that will turn into a WIFE.

you are trying to jump the natural steps of life and, therefore, even if you meet someone that will marry you NOW, the chances that you guys are made for each other are VERY slim. it takes years to find the right partner

she wants a bb torch by xmas and 25,000 naira to block all her final year school exams so she dont get an extension -