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Politics / Re: Major-General: PUNCH Has Embarrassed Nigerians - Sagay by yorke1: 9:43pm On Dec 11, 2019
Nice move Punch. I am sure looking forward reading Punch daily newspaper.

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Music/Radio / Re: Naira Marley ‘LOL’ EP Tracklist by yorke1: 12:02pm On Dec 11, 2019
Noise as usual. This guy have no business doing muzik if not for the lazy Nigerian youths encouraging him.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Names Muhammad Nami As New FIRS Chairman by yorke1: 4:17pm On Dec 09, 2019
Na ANAN student he be na them them

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Family / Re: My Guy's Marriage Crashed In Less Than 3 Months. by yorke1: 6:28pm On Dec 04, 2019
To each it own. The fact that it does not work for Mr A does not mean Mr B own won't work out.
All I see here is someone looking for excuse not to marry.

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Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin And Iyanya Finally Reconcile After Months Of Serious Beefing by yorke1: 11:35am On Nov 30, 2019
Make you use your brain this time around. I don't want you to come later and cry
Sports / Re: World Beach Soccer: Oman Defeats Nigeria 6 - 5 by yorke1: 7:44am On Nov 25, 2019
The should try their luck better next time.
Literature / Re: Poetry Thread For 'short Witty Poetry' Lovers by yorke1: 7:28am On Nov 25, 2019
Lovely. There was a thread like this far back and it was really interesting. But guess what It died!!!


SHY GUY
How do I tell her...she mean the world to me.
How do I tell her...I cannot do without her
I see her walk pass and I am lost in stance
She is the beginning and the end of beauty
I dream of her everyday of the night.
It will be a dream come through if she can be mine
I am sad because that ain't happening soon
I am still a SHY GUY!!!

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa Election: 13 Things To Know About David Lyon by yorke1: 7:18am On Nov 18, 2019
Uninspiring profile.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iraqi Protesters Bring Out Lions To Counter Police Dogs (Photos) by yorke1: 9:49am On Nov 16, 2019
Serious citizens that are readty to hold their politicians accountable. Unlike what is obtainable here.
Crime / Re: Robbers Attack A Bank In Ikoyi, Lagos. 2 Feared Killed by yorke1: 6:46pm On Nov 14, 2019
kponkedenge:
I pass here almost everyday, except today. cry

That's a testimony to you I presumed. Oya waka comot for here

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Politics / Re: PDP Ignores Court Order, Holds Election In Lagos by yorke1: 6:49am On Nov 14, 2019
No court should be obey. That is the precedent Buhari is setting. PDP can also follow.

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigeria 2-1 Benin: Fans Criticise NTA Over Poor Video Broadcast Of Match(Photos) by yorke1: 6:42am On Nov 14, 2019
ruggedtimi:
Who ever watched that game 90mins on tv i pull cap for that person. You get PhD for patience.

As in eh. The person derserve two PhD for patience.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Are Implications Of Reducing Age As Against The Age On WAEC Certificate? by yorke1: 9:48am On Nov 09, 2019
eelbay:
How?

It doesn't come with date of birth like WAEC in case you want to reduce your age like Buhari.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Are Implications Of Reducing Age As Against The Age On WAEC Certificate? by yorke1: 9:41am On Nov 09, 2019
LabDNA:
Don't ever try it. It will come back to haunt you.

Has it haunted Buhari, Tinubu and the rest of the politicians?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Are Implications Of Reducing Age As Against The Age On WAEC Certificate? by yorke1: 9:33am On Nov 09, 2019
That's why NECO is the best!

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Phones / Re: Infinix S5 Full Specifications by yorke1: 7:44am On Nov 07, 2019
If you people like bring out inflinix ZZ, I will not change my current Hot 4 as long as it is in good working condition.

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B To Visit Lagos, Nigeria In December by yorke1: 1:25pm On Nov 04, 2019
For free, i am not attending.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Making Jest Of Ike's Walking Step In The Dressing Room by yorke1: 11:39am On Oct 27, 2019
Okay, what next? Smh!
Celebrities / Re: Davido To Sue Susan For 30 Billion Naira Over False Pregnancy Claim by yorke1: 5:11pm On Oct 23, 2019
internationalman:
Davido doesn't take shit from no one...

I doubt if any artiste in Nigeria would match him in a beef..



Chai the killer punch he dropped on Wizkid about drake not coming closer is the best punch line till date.

I swear down! That punch is a knock out punch.
Religion / Tips On How To Overcome Going Late To Church by yorke1: 8:52am On Oct 13, 2019
TIPS ON HOW TO OVERCOME GOING LATE TO CHURCH

Lots of God's children are in the abit of going to church late. This is due to lack of proper planning. This surely will help you overcome going to church late.

1. Iron all your cloth before you sleep

2. Polish /clean footwear before you sleep.

3. Get your Bible, jotter, etc ready in one place.

4. Get your tithe, offering and seed ready.

5. Sleep early

6. Wake up on time

7. Avoid saying - "Even when I got there early, I won't meet anyone"
Get there early and let someone come and meet you too. Don't forget you are also someone

8. Washing on Sundays before church is not encouraged. It may delay you.

9. If it takes you 15 minutes to drive or walk to the church, always make allowance for extra time in case of anything. For instance, if service is 8am and it takes you 10 minutes to drive or walk to church, it's always better to leave home 7.40am.

10. Plan to get to church at least 10 mins before service starts.

*Don't give room for friends and relatives to visit you few hours to service. If they come when you are preparing for church, take them along or make them wait until you are back. They are not more important than God.

*Going to church early invokes the blessing of the Lord upon your life.

*Don't be a habitual late comer to church, it's a dishonor to your God.

*Lateness to service is unfaithfulness.

*SEE YOU IN CHURCH

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Sports / Re: Berbatov: Even Messi And Ronaldo Would Struggle At Man Utd by yorke1: 7:35am On Oct 11, 2019
Correct that statement. Only Messi will struggle but Rinaldo I doubt.

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Sports / Re: Iran Women Attend First Football Match In 40 Years (Photos) by yorke1: 7:54pm On Oct 10, 2019
Thank God for their freedom

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Sports / Re: Thomas Dennerby Resigns As Super Falcons Coach by yorke1: 7:34pm On Oct 10, 2019
Long overdue.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wanted To Leave Barca During His Tax Fraud, No Club Offered A Deal by yorke1: 4:46pm On Oct 10, 2019
Lets settle this once and for all
Like for Messi and share for CR7

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Snubs 2face Idibia (Video) by yorke1: 7:35am On Sep 20, 2019
fiercehillz:
Honestly she was the most excited to see 2baba...I won't lie. She wasn't aware he was strerching his hands and this has happened to almost everybody...if it had been another person in the house like Cindy it won't have been a big deal...this is why first impression matters a lot...
She has been tagged all sorts and I don't see the scolding stopping anytime from now...If to say na she destroy Oppo phone dat time ehhn, she for chop better strike. There are people like that in this life...she didnt make a good first impression of herself...

I know Big Brother will not give her the prize even if she gets the highest vote...they will always appeal to the conscience of Nigerians.


It wasnt deliberate. I knew they will make issue out of it. I watched the scene yesterday and I had the thought that people would create a scene out of it. Tacha is not my kind of person but on this, is wasn't deliberate.

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TV/Movies / Re: Why Bbnaija Thread Is Where You Can Achieve FTC On Nairaland by yorke1: 9:30pm On Aug 25, 2019
I got paid the first time I came FTC. That was 1 year ago!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: See The Moment Gedoni 'Thanked God' For Being Evicted From The House by yorke1: 8:34pm On Aug 25, 2019
Gedoni thanking God for setting him free from Khafi. What an epic expression.
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Command Arrest 4 Officers Seen In Viral Video Shooting At suspects by yorke1: 5:14pm On Aug 21, 2019
Neddstark:


Oh how about the pictures of the armed robbers that killed policemen attached to the deputy governor's convoy? Is that a turn-on for you?

They should be charged to court. We are not in a Banana Republic

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Command Arrest 4 Officers Seen In Viral Video Shooting At suspects by yorke1: 5:01pm On Aug 21, 2019
The Officers should be killed by the gun as well. That video was an eyesore
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by yorke1: 8:20pm On Aug 19, 2019
Please how do I vote for free without buying airtime. I can't waste my time watching BBNaija and still waste my money on BBNaija. Mbanu!!!

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Politics / Re: Kwara: Abdulrazaq Locks Out Workers For Late Coming by yorke1: 5:10pm On Aug 19, 2019
Eye service as usual.

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