Very funny how people want to go to heaven but afraid to die.

Maldini212:
Hoe my Dik
Bbn,,,, gathering of sinner's,,,,,
And body watching this demonic inspired show is a hell fire candidate

Says hell fire gate man.

AllenSpencer:


Did you try to be funny.

10,000 years from now, your lineage will "NEVER" be worthy to sit on same table where "ANY" Ibrahim Babangida lineage sits.

Are you God secretary?

So we should fry water

davodyguy:

There's so much ambiguity in what the OP lifted and dumped here.

I'll simply as follows.

1. VAT is to be paid by the beneficiary of a service to the service provider. Good example. DSTV or Startimes subscription may actually be ₦1900. But they need to collect VAT on behalf of FIRS. Hence your subscription would then be ₦1900+(5% of ₦1900)= ₦1995 per month. But in most cases the companies round up the figure to ₦2000.

2. After DSTV collects the VAT from you the subscriber, they're not to include that ₦95 as part of their income, rather they must remit to FIRS(Federal Inland Revenue Services)

3. I'll use myself as an example. I'm a consultant in Real Estate and Legal Professions. Hence, when I charge for a service or court case, I must collect VAT from my client. Here's it. If I'm to charge ₦5,000,000 for a case/service, I'll simply ask the client to pay ₦5,000,000+(5% of ₦5,000,000)= ₦5,250,000.

At the end of the month, I must remit the extra ₦250,000 to FIRS.

4. All companies registered either Business Name, PLC or LTD, they must collect VAT from their clients or consumers of their services and remit same to FIRS.

5. The day you register your company, same day CAC send your details to FIRS and FIRS generates what's called TIN(Tax Identification Number). That number is like and accout. Hence, when you pay or you don't pay, FIRS will just go to your account to see your balance.

6. Can you lie to FIRS that you didn't make money? Yes you can, but you'll be caught. Cos FIRS will go to your bank to show them your Statement of Account, with that you can be sanctioned or jail for either tax avoidance or tax evasion

Well explained

This man got better lyrics than all the so called ''celebrities" rapper

This is one of the sign of an unserious country. Holiday this holiday that and yet our economy is bleeding crazily.

They have tried this same trick with me in Lagos but in my case, it wasn't a one chance action.
I boarded a bus from Ikeja along to Oshodi on my way back from church one sunny Sunday Morning.
There were passengers inside the Danfo bus....these were normal passengers but the conductor, driver and one guy sitting in the front were the actors.

Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! yelled Owa oo!!! The conductor quickly opened the front door for me to come in meanwhile there were seat i could have sat apart from the front seat. Oya for the door to lock na problem and the danfo was in motion. I was distracted already. I did not know how they did it. The driver was yelling "lock it push it, jam it"" I got tired trying to lock the door and told the driver to come down and lock it while the bastard in the front seat with the driver was busy trying to remove my phone in my pocket. That Lagos slogan that says "Shine your eyes" was ringing in my head coupled with little street smartness i have made me notice the way the guy used his bag to cover his hand trying to put his hand in my pocket. I gave the guy trying to remove my phone a very hot slap and i told the driver to stop the bus. He stopped and i alighted.

Another nonsense as usual.

How relevant is this info to the situations of bad governance in Nigeria?

What time is Nigeria match?

So the lives of Nigerians being daily killed does not count to these people because they are nobody.

Its sad that the elites don't care about the masses.

That still won't make me drink Pepsi. Fake version of Coca cola.

What of people wey no dey use water nko

Kantebets:
Guys I need round 30k for my school fees.Anyone here who can help me please ?

My portal would soon close for payment and I have to pay to avoid an extra year

I know the economy is hard but I will gladly accept help in any form guys

If wish to help me I can share my document of authenticity on WhatsApp (I think it safer) showing my school ID card and my eportal page as well.

Thanks

This is a very wrong place to seek help.

So with the noise that he is making. I see the reason naija still remain as e b

I am interested as well to know

The reward of the boy is in heaven. That is the ultimate.

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Someone pasted a game here and I did the remix and this is the result.

Thanks to the fellow whose game I remx.

But Getafe nearly spoil the show for me. What a last minute goal.

Na you sabi

This life self na wa. Na so Ice Prince com becom an upcoming artist.

Okay, since nobody care to respond, post have been modified .

Truly Buhari has no single business in Aso Rock

And so? We should fry beans.

Those people saying trash, I have a message for you. You will soon love it.

DREAMZZZ:
Why do you people go to someone instagram page screengrab her images and post it on nairaland and one idiotic mod would carry it to the frontpage as breaking news

Don't mind the lazy moderator.

Another means to cover face. What have they been using before. Propaganda government

What time is the morning session do commence?

Oh I see the reason they are being bias

No hating. After critical analysis, I can say without being bias that this is NONSENSE!

I wonder who Idea it was to hire a white coach for falcons. The guy have no business in Nigeria.