₦airaland Forum

LabDNA:
Don't ever try it. It will come back to haunt you.

Has it haunted Buhari, Tinubu and the rest of the politicians?

That's why NECO is the best!

If you people like bring out inflinix ZZ, I will not change my current Hot 4 as long as it is in good working condition.

For free, i am not attending.

Okay, what next? Smh!

internationalman:
Davido doesn't take shit from no one...

I doubt if any artiste in Nigeria would match him in a beef..



Chai the killer punch he dropped on Wizkid about drake not coming closer is the best punch line till date.

I swear down! That punch is a knock out punch.

TIPS ON HOW TO OVERCOME GOING LATE TO CHURCH

Lots of God's children are in the abit of going to church late. This is due to lack of proper planning. This surely will help you overcome going to church late.

1. Iron all your cloth before you sleep

2. Polish /clean footwear before you sleep.

3. Get your Bible, jotter, etc ready in one place.

4. Get your tithe, offering and seed ready.

5. Sleep early

6. Wake up on time

7. Avoid saying - "Even when I got there early, I won't meet anyone"
Get there early and let someone come and meet you too. Don't forget you are also someone

8. Washing on Sundays before church is not encouraged. It may delay you.

9. If it takes you 15 minutes to drive or walk to the church, always make allowance for extra time in case of anything. For instance, if service is 8am and it takes you 10 minutes to drive or walk to church, it's always better to leave home 7.40am.

10. Plan to get to church at least 10 mins before service starts.

*Don't give room for friends and relatives to visit you few hours to service. If they come when you are preparing for church, take them along or make them wait until you are back. They are not more important than God.

*Going to church early invokes the blessing of the Lord upon your life.

*Don't be a habitual late comer to church, it's a dishonor to your God.

*Lateness to service is unfaithfulness.

*SEE YOU IN CHURCH

Correct that statement. Only Messi will struggle but Rinaldo I doubt.

Thank God for their freedom

Long overdue.

Lets settle this once and for all
Like for Messi and share for CR7

fiercehillz:
Honestly she was the most excited to see 2baba...I won't lie. She wasn't aware he was strerching his hands and this has happened to almost everybody...if it had been another person in the house like Cindy it won't have been a big deal...this is why first impression matters a lot...
She has been tagged all sorts and I don't see the scolding stopping anytime from now...If to say na she destroy Oppo phone dat time ehhn, she for chop better strike. There are people like that in this life...she didnt make a good first impression of herself...

I know Big Brother will not give her the prize even if she gets the highest vote...they will always appeal to the conscience of Nigerians.

It wasnt deliberate. I knew they will make issue out of it. I watched the scene yesterday and I had the thought that people would create a scene out of it. Tacha is not my kind of person but on this, is wasn't deliberate.

I got paid the first time I came FTC. That was 1 year ago!

Gedoni thanking God for setting him free from Khafi. What an epic expression.

Neddstark:
Oh how about the pictures of the armed robbers that killed policemen attached to the deputy governor's convoy? Is that a turn-on for you?

They should be charged to court. We are not in a Banana Republic

The Officers should be killed by the gun as well. That video was an eyesore

Please how do I vote for free without buying airtime. I can't waste my time watching BBNaija and still waste my money on BBNaija. Mbanu!!!

Eye service as usual.

Very funny how people want to go to heaven but afraid to die.

Maldini212:
Hoe my Dik
Bbn,,,, gathering of sinner's,,,,,
And body watching this demonic inspired show is a hell fire candidate

Says hell fire gate man.

AllenSpencer:
Did you try to be funny.

10,000 years from now, your lineage will "NEVER" be worthy to sit on same table where "ANY" Ibrahim Babangida lineage sits.

Are you God secretary?

So we should fry water

davodyguy:
There's so much ambiguity in what the OP lifted and dumped here.

I'll simply as follows.

1. VAT is to be paid by the beneficiary of a service to the service provider. Good example. DSTV or Startimes subscription may actually be ₦1900. But they need to collect VAT on behalf of FIRS. Hence your subscription would then be ₦1900+(5% of ₦1900)= ₦1995 per month. But in most cases the companies round up the figure to ₦2000.

2. After DSTV collects the VAT from you the subscriber, they're not to include that ₦95 as part of their income, rather they must remit to FIRS(Federal Inland Revenue Services)

3. I'll use myself as an example. I'm a consultant in Real Estate and Legal Professions. Hence, when I charge for a service or court case, I must collect VAT from my client. Here's it. If I'm to charge ₦5,000,000 for a case/service, I'll simply ask the client to pay ₦5,000,000+(5% of ₦5,000,000)= ₦5,250,000.

At the end of the month, I must remit the extra ₦250,000 to FIRS.

4. All companies registered either Business Name, PLC or LTD, they must collect VAT from their clients or consumers of their services and remit same to FIRS.

5. The day you register your company, same day CAC send your details to FIRS and FIRS generates what's called TIN(Tax Identification Number). That number is like and accout. Hence, when you pay or you don't pay, FIRS will just go to your account to see your balance.

6. Can you lie to FIRS that you didn't make money? Yes you can, but you'll be caught. Cos FIRS will go to your bank to show them your Statement of Account, with that you can be sanctioned or jail for either tax avoidance or tax evasion

Well explained

This man got better lyrics than all the so called ''celebrities" rapper

This is one of the sign of an unserious country. Holiday this holiday that and yet our economy is bleeding crazily.

They have tried this same trick with me in Lagos but in my case, it wasn't a one chance action.
I boarded a bus from Ikeja along to Oshodi on my way back from church one sunny Sunday Morning.
There were passengers inside the Danfo bus....these were normal passengers but the conductor, driver and one guy sitting in the front were the actors.

Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! yelled Owa oo!!! The conductor quickly opened the front door for me to come in meanwhile there were seat i could have sat apart from the front seat. Oya for the door to lock na problem and the danfo was in motion. I was distracted already. I did not know how they did it. The driver was yelling "lock it push it, jam it"" I got tired trying to lock the door and told the driver to come down and lock it while the bastard in the front seat with the driver was busy trying to remove my phone in my pocket. That Lagos slogan that says "Shine your eyes" was ringing in my head coupled with little street smartness i have made me notice the way the guy used his bag to cover his hand trying to put his hand in my pocket. I gave the guy trying to remove my phone a very hot slap and i told the driver to stop the bus. He stopped and i alighted.

Another nonsense as usual.

How relevant is this info to the situations of bad governance in Nigeria?

What time is Nigeria match?

So the lives of Nigerians being daily killed does not count to these people because they are nobody.

Its sad that the elites don't care about the masses.

That still won't make me drink Pepsi. Fake version of Coca cola.