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AngryNigerian:
#200k? You can start a gift shop!

gift shop? where do i get to buy all those gifts at a cheaper rate for gain..i stay in kd

hi nairalanders. am a student in a tertiary institution, am in desperate need of an advice as to what business I cld start up with the sum of 200,000 naira... please


na beg I de beg lalasticlala or any mod mk una hlp my case.

bro many ppl strt by pointing ur blames but sincerely I know how it feels cos I cld sense some fear n perhaps d MD lacks some sense of savvy*....my blood brother shares a story similar to yours. he worked for Dis Lebanese ppl dem. he works with a master degree but still gets such trivial pay, a pay similar to urs..dis conspicuously shows how indecisive n how much we don't c our worth...he got into some issues and he was asked to pay 120k..na God save m say my papa try get moni smol..but he was insulted but in his case no one spanked him..ryt now he's running his phd in UK..; the morals of d story is evri disappointment is a blessing..c d oda picture..but even if u bliv dis to b in good fate abeg bros chop dat Lebanese guy fada...no one shld mk us feel lyk slaves in our own home..for dis 21st century..haba!!

December is here. xmas n new year r around the corner... just wondering tho, wats d best gift(s) to gv to a loved one (loved ones). or to avoid criticism, wat is (are) d gifts pals, u wld buy for ur loved ones dis Xmas n new year.

benedictnsi:
Why so worried about someone who is not even bothered about you

u r a fool

they wouldn't have if it wasn't affecting them also.

bro ah swear lemme tell u sumin ....I m a xtian n m frm d north, Kaduna to b precise....i hv bin tu almost d walls of d 3 major ethnic groups of naija..i can confidently tell u sumtin, i knw dat an hausa man doesnt ply wit his religiom...no matter how close u r wit im, dnt jst joke wit his religion or else.........but outsyd dat an Hausa man is one of d best ppl u can roll wit..

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bros which one b ur own nah

someone hlp me tell d girl wit d red panties DAT no mata how black person bleach , I'm nyash must black..na d print b dat

seunfunmi33:
In 2012, I was transferred to ibadan. I have lots of girlfriends in lagos and don't want to date any new girl in ibadan, so me and my friend that was transferred to ibadan together became regulars at a brothel. Me and my friend had just 2 customers we patronize.

6 months later (early 2013) I was transferred back to Lagos . After I left, I do invite one of the girls to Lagos because she is too good in bed till I lost her contact when my phone got lost (December 2013).

We all travelled home yesterday due to sallah celebration. I was surprised when I saw my younger brother come with the prostitute in ibadan and introduced her to me as his fiancee. I just stood there not knowing what to do because I was expecting the girl to feel somehow and but she didn't even show any fear. Throughout the day She was everywhere cooking and joking with everybody around there.

I thought she was pretending not to know me but I didn't confront her, so I asked for some of her pix from my brother and sent it to that my friend if he knows the girl and he was quick to tell me that's the girl I do bleep in ibadan. But when I told him of the relationship between my brother and the girl, he told me to tell our parents and my brother so they can cancel the relationship that the girl isn't worth it.

Now am confused, I don't know if the girl is pretending or she doesn't recognize me anymore because of her numerous customers. I don't know if I should tell my brother or just keep quiet. Advice me pls

tell ur broda else it myt rest on ur conscience all ur daes..and op don't invite ur parentz into dis. p

Gee001:
And to think I was actually drinking my coke jejely before clicking on this thread*pukes

nice pix there.

fransixe:
Naija...!!! people surely will do anything for money in this country... see how dirty the environment is sef.

nobody said its in Nigeria nah..haba!!!!!

but guy come imagine say DAT ur guy cun de nairaland...I'm cum c dis post...no b smol tin u go collect in d nyt oo...but just kidding sha. I fink fr u to tackle dis ish effectively ba? u first nid to know DAT dis cultist peeps can b fucking bad....de are remotely wicked. if u gotta leave do it logically n not radically.. because d whole tin is lyk dia is no love n consideration fr no one as LNG as u ain't a member...na gradual gradual process...guy use wisdom o..bcs if u just ball...d guy can just feel betrayed by sum1 hiz bin wit fr 2 yrs n he cldnt react

MzRoyalHighness:
report to the school board,and tell them to keep your identity anonymous.

May God bless ur mama

heykims:
Jona, history still remembers as the man that ran the most corrupt administration so far and prominently drew the lines between Muslims and Christians, northerners and southerners. He looted and divided this country, period!!

u shld b a muslim

JoeCutie:
You don't get it. 32 is his "football age".

or lets call it his music age

emperorceaser:
That his fuc*ING business

nawa oo

apocalypto.

Lattop:
Wetin u wan make I do to dis

just shut da foque up.

firstEVA:
Op, u are a male gold digger.

u r a fucker!!! n a real asshole. if u aint gat anitin to say, den just shut da Bleep up.

firstEVA:
Op, u are a male gold digger.

u r a fucker!!! n a real asshole. if u aint gat anitin to saw, den just shut da Bleep up.

jerflakes:
So no one likes victoria kimani?

Even thought her music is whack, she is the sexiest.

So i choose literature (my worst subject).

i wonder ooooo cos even art students de choose chemistry

austin2all:
And my question is: what's the normal age of menopause?

For me, the only thing I enjoy about the bible is the morals it teaches. Ceteris paribus!

read genesis 6:3 den u will knw man had been cursed not to last longer dan stated there.

omenka:
Good morning.

I'm not a regular on this board- in fact this is my first time ever of visiting and I see you guys are doing quite a great job here. Kudos.

For some of us not so ardent in the "ways of Christ", there are certain questions that have been tugging at our minds for years and I hope bringing it here, someone knowledgeable could help put things into clearer perspective.

Now, I've been having some difficulty believing the Christian narative of how man came to being. I don't believe a hindered percent in the Big Bang or Darwinism as well, but if you ask me, so far, both seem to offer even better explanation as to the question of life and how it has come to evolve.

According to our religion, the first men were Adam and Eve and every other man is a product of their procreation. My questions then are:

1. What race was Adam and Eve??

2. It is said that after Cain killed Abel, he saw banished from Eden and went to live in some distant place (make una no mind me, I no sabi bible well well..) where he married and bore lots of children- question is, where did those people come from? Were they his brothers and sisters??

3. How did we end up with the different races we have today- where did Whites, Blacks, Asians, indians, Arabs, Hispanics, and Persians with all their genotypical/physiological differences come from??

4. If we were to accept the variations in "3" as products of genetic mutation, could we then extend to argument to explain the origin of man as a product of genetic mutation/evolution??


I wish the pastors and evangelical scientists in the house could shed some light on this.

Thanks.

bro, jesus said "blessed are those who hv nt yet seen yet bliv". in Christianity we walk by faith not by wat we c. by d evil goin around da world todae, den common sense shld tell u dat wen dias evil den dia is good..and anytin evil comes frm d devil. and wen dia is devil den dia shld b a GOd..just d wae sum so called scientist say dia is no GOD and evritin dia is, is due to sum biological or scientific wateva. dia r still tins de cnt explain abt d universe, which is mythical to dem...i m nt tryin yo convince anybodi dat christianity is d best religion, no!! wat am tryin to sae is sumtins would alwaes remain unexplained until d world ends

okooloyun1:
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were did u c dem?

mysweetnina:
Nairalanders, I need mature and real people opinion here.

I am a banker, 32, married with two kids, boy and girl. My wife works with a MDA in abuja while I work out from Nassarawa. I rented a 2 bedroom flat for them in Lugbe, abuja while i visit every weekend. I love her and love the kids however I notice we dont agree on a lot of things, mostly financial matters. she prefer i spend all on her and her kids and whenevr i am broke, she will gladly lend me cash. I dont ve ish with that and i ve been enjoying it for years now. I cheat on her but i dont see it as cheating but rather caring for my emotional needs. I have talked her into coming to stay in lafia with me before but i noticed she is very comfortable with her job and i dont want to be the reason for career truncation/ dissatisfaction in her life.

i decide to live my life in my own way; strategically sleeping with other ladies as need be. recently, i asked my colleague out. a lady banker, same level. for 3 months now, we have been hot and i can no longer touch or tolerate my wife. my colleague recently took in for me but we took care of it. i am scared as she is madly in love with me and she is available. I am also madly in love with her. i am choosing her over my wife right now. how can I solve this.

Guys I love her, dont tell me to leave her. we enjoy sex together in a way I dont with my wife. Just give your honest opinion to help those that may find themselves in my place someday.

Thank u.

bro, i personally tink wat u feel for ur colleague is simply lust and not love. cos at last u summarized evritin with "we
enjoy sex together in a way I dont with my wife". cos at d end u would onli realise it isnt all about the 7 minutes pleasure after all. and by den it myt b too late. NOT ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD.

MI

As 4 me i always knelt down and carried a big stone or anytin heavy with ma 2 hands lifted up...

Wait watz wrng wit u guys, i cn c clearly dat da question is 'wen was da last tym u cried' nd nt wat mks/made u cry...den y d silly answers

Helo guys, am a young guy just 19 years old am a very gud left footed footballer i've bin 2 so many screenin and passed some, but just tired of playin in da local level and more focused 4 da international dream..palz is dere any 1 hu could hlp me or gv an advice pls...i luv soccer and datz were ma dream is

ypzilanti: PARDON THEM,NA. Abi they have not shown 'remorse'? (sarcastic of course)

pardon dem u said?