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Crime › Re: Car Wash Boy Drives Client's Benz GLC To Buy Eba, Crashed It [VIDEO] by youngblaq: 2:51pm On Jul 24, 2021

Ogademo1:
How did it end

I don update am brother

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Crime › Re: Car Wash Boy Drives Client's Benz GLC To Buy Eba, Crashed It [VIDEO] by youngblaq: 2:17pm On Jul 24, 2021*

LordVoldermort:
So the client left his car key inside his car and left, very stupid...

Anyways kudos to the village people.

Not stupid actually, what if the washer guy needed to vacuum the interior of the car.

Sometimes ago, I used to inflate my car tires from a vulcanizer near my street junction. One day, i drove up to him for usual business, handed over my keys as usual so that he could bring out my extra tire and jack (I had an industrial jack, which was easier to use than his), while I went ahead to take a seat. This guy opened my booth as if to take out those things, then abruptly, just like something entered him, shut back the booth and straight to the driver's seat. Before i could say "whahh" my car was on the road and soon out of sight.
I was mad, i needed to go and give something to my SIL who was due for delivery, something i had to do urgently. Well, i waited and waited, vulcanizer guy didn't come back nor did I see my car. So I stopped a motorcycle and rode on that road in an effort to trace the bastard. Well i found a crowd of people by the road side after a short ride, then I saw my car. It was literally stopped by some iron bars made to guide the sides of a concrete platform leading to one popular hospital in the area. This platform was a surface of a box culvert through which plenty water flows through. A wide gutter.
Alighting from the motorcycle, seeing the damage on my car, i just weak. I wasn't particularly angry. I didn't know what to do. Cry, i no fit cry. My man con begin dey prostrate dey beg as he see me. In my mind i started to imagine the guy had taken something maybe weed, and it's probably terrible for his system. Another idea i was having was "abi na swear dem swear for dis guy?"
I later compose my self, and asked him right in front of the crowd, "did i ask you to drive the car?" "No", did i send you anywhere?" "No sir".
Thank God you didn't hit anyone or kill yourself, cuz people no go wan know say car owner nor send you.
Last last sha...he replaced the front absorbers that day, few days after he did some panel beating jobs but all was messy.
I counted my losses and took the trouble to take the car to some better mechanics and panel beaters.
Spent my money on it and became a bit better. I couldn't involve the police, that's another bundle of problems, i just let it go, but it wasn't a nice experience.

These guys can be real stupid and yet look gentle and responsible like my former vulcanizer. They are everywhere. So I no fit blame this Benz owner for leaving his keys for this idiot.

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Romance › Re: by youngblaq: 1:31pm On Jul 24, 2021

Dagundo:
What exactly is this precum thing? I would have known if any liquid left my dick. I didn't feel anything leaving my dick all the times I penetrated her.

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Education › Re: Ever Had Anyone Pull A Gun At You? What Were Your First Two Thoughts? by youngblaq: 5:54pm On Jul 21, 2021

2017. I was jejely smoking my kpoly after closing from work that day and listening to 2baba collection with my headset at full blast. That semi jungle had always been my bunk for more that 1year. None of the boys that normally go over there to dope showed up, yet i didn't take the clue. I felt so relaxed. I was just begining to work on my second blunt when I saw movements. Black polo wearing men of Nigerian police anti cultist unit. I eased my headset off. And tried to find my way make i gbef. But but that was too damn slow. Olokpa was pointing his ugly machine at me, sent one bullet in the air and asked "you wan dare me?"
E nor pas like dat.
I crashed in the station for few days sha, i later got to know that there was a report that some cult group were having a session in that bush long before I went in, making some unknown people to invite the police.
I quit smoking few days after.

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Crime › Re: Side Chick Pours Hot Oil On Married Lover Over Arguments by youngblaq: 6:48am On Jul 11, 2021

Married man wey dey cheat. Na trouble him dey follow play.

Sports › Re: Messi Has More International Achievements Than Ronaldo by youngblaq: 6:18am On Jul 11, 2021

paulolee:
the whole world is happy dt jinx is broken n dt finally messi won even neyma self even happy for am..
Leo don too dry n deserve something with Argentina....ballon d or loading

7th on the way... can't go the other way now

Celebrities › Re: Tb Joshua Funeral Wife And Children With Foreign Wife At Funeral (video) by youngblaq: 6:13pm On Jul 08, 2021

Dis op sef...who be local wife?
Who be foreign wife?

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React As Gofundme Contribution To Cover Baba Ijesha’s Legal Expenses G by youngblaq: 6:21am On Jul 08, 2021

Another vulture.

Education › Re: Meet Alimi Ibrahim Adedeji, UNILAG Overall Best Graduating Student For 2018/2019 by youngblaq: 5:43pm On Jul 07, 2021

Beautiful accomplishment ❤️

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TV/Movies › Re: Yomi Fabiyi Releases ‘Oko Iyabo’: A Movie About Baba Ijesha Rape Allegation by youngblaq: 12:26pm On Jul 06, 2021

richie240:
Brainless yet almost all Nigerians know him!
Et tu? who sabi u?

Most Nigerians know Buhari. That doesn't make him less useless.

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Crime › Re: When I Come Across News Of People Arrested With Hard Drugs by youngblaq: 7:52am On Jul 05, 2021

Namnam:
but prisons cost so much money to handle, what's the point in feeding clothing and sheltering societal cancers to nigeria when there are malnourished children. We cant get rid of organized criminals because no amount of rehab money can ever purge them all out of existence and if we keep spending on them they'll either just break out or go back to commiting crime maybe even more so if they're let out again

Thoughtful. I agree with you.

Crime › Re: When I Come Across News Of People Arrested With Hard Drugs by youngblaq: 6:00am On Jul 05, 2021

Namnam:
I believe in immediate execution of drug dealers and improving the security of infrastructure. I dont want em alive to come back and cause problems

Thankfully, as bad as the judicial system of this country is, (well..how many tins good sef), it doesn't operate judgement without investigation however improper. We can't always kill them, they can be kept in prisons.

Crime › Re: See What Happened To Girl Who Tried To Steal Yahoo Boys Phone by youngblaq: 5:52am On Jul 05, 2021

Not virtue signaling but mingling with set of guys who openly defraud for a living and possibly engaged in jazz makes you a selfish-attention-seeking-do-anything-for-validation-but-broke-dirty-ass-biatch. She deserves more that dis soft play.

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Crime › Re: Lola Alao: Iyabo Ojo Has Nothing Against Baba Ijesha! I Drag Her Into The Mess by youngblaq: 6:10am On Jun 29, 2021

Dis matter na die hard sha

Sports › Re: Onome Ebi Bags Hat-Trick In Minsk FK 11-0 Win Over FC Gomel by youngblaq: 3:41pm On Jun 27, 2021

Badbunny:
John obi Mikel wouldn't have scored if he played this game

Mikel seeing your comment be like..

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Politics › Re: We Won’t Accept Percentage Salaries Again — Ondo Workers Tell Akeredolu by youngblaq: 8:05am On Jun 27, 2021

yanabasee1:
Percentage salaries....

Percentage Arrears

When a government wants to cheat it's workers...they come up with this...

Whenever you're paid on percentage, you can never get the remaining balance, ever again.....

That's the idea. Second term administration has never been healthy for any state. But will they learn??

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Crime › Re: Ogun Chiefs Shielding Man Who Assaulted Me — Victim by youngblaq: 1:56pm On Jun 24, 2021

SimplyFacts:
I need you to know that her father & the chiefs aren't stupid for seeking peace. Is every one of them irresponsible as well? Like Yorubas would say, "We don't return from court & still be friends". Don't quote me again, please. I can't spend all day crying over another's headache.

Same here

Crime › Re: Ogun Chiefs Shielding Man Who Assaulted Me — Victim by youngblaq: 9:56am On Jun 24, 2021

SimplyFacts:
May you not have someone like me as a brother or sister. If you do, you would be running away from troubles knowing well that you (in reality) have no one to give you helping hands in fight. There are better things you can bring home other than troubles.

Need you speak with any of my brother or sister? They will tell you na OYO you dey. In my family, we avoid troubles like one would avoid plagues.

Sometimes people can be unlucky. People do fall victim to unpleasant circumstances.
Some people are out there to take advantage of weaker or vulnerable ones. This is why we have to be our brothers' and sisters' keeper.
A case like this one should depend on the reputation of the complainant. According to her, she has been living in that neighborhood for almost 20yrs. Now other locals will definitely know one or two about her- maybe she has a habit of looking for trouble or she's an easy goer.
Avoiding troubles do not necessarily mean you can't get into it. Shit happens. In fact, bad things happen to good people too.
Don't be irresponsible abeg.

Crime › Re: Lady Assaults Uber Driver And Refuses To Pay Fare by youngblaq: 7:42am On Jun 24, 2021

Vagina people and dia wahala

Crime › Re: Ogun Chiefs Shielding Man Who Assaulted Me — Victim by youngblaq: 7:31am On Jun 24, 2021

SimplyFacts:
Even after footing the hospital bills I'm afraid there's one feministic NGO behind this woman. Some females are troublesome & can push one to the wall. In all, we should learn to be patient with the gender.

Wow!
Take that lady as one of your well respected family member. Say your mum, or elder sister. Oh...let your daughter come back from school with that face. I guess you go still yarn dis kain sawmill dust.

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Romance › Re: This Is The Kind of Girl Most Nigerian Guys Want. by youngblaq: 2:02pm On Jun 23, 2021

Like this

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Sues Boyfriend For Refusing To Marry Her Wins N12million Naira In by youngblaq: 2:09am On Jun 23, 2021*

HRHQueenPhil:
Abeg help me meet my target able nairalanders..I must sell 100 metric tones of cocoa this week ..if u sabi anyone that want to buy, let me know..am tired of marketing with no results
Contact me on 0+8-1/6+9#8'2@7+6?4*5

Is there a regulation against "typing fone numbers" appropriately?
If not...walai you nor serious.

Family › Re: Please Help.my Wife Has Denied Me Sex For More Than 6 months now by youngblaq: 9:23pm On Jun 22, 2021

Chai!
Old man like you.

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Music/Radio › What Having An Eclectic Taste In Music Says About You by youngblaq(op): 9:18pm On Jun 21, 2021

Are your friends bothered that, due to the fact you love all genres of music, you’re a tough one to label? When your musical inclination stretches far and wide, it can be a challenge for some people to understand how your ears can delight in so many different sounds.

Of course, the other particular thing to note is that having a diverse taste in music doesn’t mean you aren’t selective when it comes to your listening choices. Rather than being able to enjoy any sound that graces the airwaves, it likely means that you’ve got the kind of open-minded appreciation that allows you to see the value of many different types of music and that you’re able to identify the gems from each genre. Far from being a weakness, this is definitely something to be proud of. Here are five things that have an eclectic taste in music says about you.

You resist limitations

In life, people are often asked to organize themselves into neat little boxes with labels attached. Either you prefer summer or winter, pizza or spaghetti, hip hop or rock n roll, when it reality – things are not so black and white. If your music tastes wander all over the board, it probably means that you’re open to exploring alternatives in other areas of your life. That’s a wonderful thing about the times we live in, you have options when it comes to everything. Choices are plenty in all facets of life, there are so many variations of online blackjack to play, so many different styles of cuisine to sample, and so many genres of music to listen to. Why pick just one?

You’re not really one to follow the trends

Although you probably love reading reviews and interviews featuring your favourite musicians, you probably aren’t the kind to base your listening interests on who is currently topping the charts. That doesn’t mean you don’t like some popular artists, but your eclectic taste has probably allowed you to develop a unique sensibility that gives you the confidence to choose music based on instinct. You’re free from the need to have any external validation.

You connect with people over music
You freak out (in a good way) when you meet someone who loves the same obscure band as you. As noted above, your slightly offbeat taste means that it is not every day you encounter a musical soulmate. Some chums might be hesitant to trust you with the aux cord at parties, but when you meet someone who speaks your language, you know you’ve made a new friend.

You care about curation

The radio probably doesn’t really do it for you. When you set out to listen to music, you want a thoughtfully arranged selection of tunes that is going to suit the mood, occasion, and temperament. Music is more to you than just background noise, and you don’t mind putting some effort into curating the perfect playlist.

You enjoy variety in all aspects of your spice life.
If you’ve got an eclectic taste in music, it is likely that you’re willing to experiment in other facets of your life as well. With so many different options and varieties to choose from, why not mix it up from time to time? Although there’s nothing wrong with finding something you like and sticking to it, you can also appreciate that there are likely new pleasures out there just waiting to be discovered. Luckily for you, there’s a good chance you’ve got the appetite and curiosity that it takes to find them.

Source: https://johnager.co.uk/2018/09/04/eclectic-musical-taste/

Politics › Re: Video Of Werewolf Reportedly Killed In Benue Is Fake - Nigerian Army by youngblaq: 6:55pm On Jun 21, 2021

But one mod don first comot dis topic na...why dem con return an..shoo

Education › Re: UNICAL Suspends SUG Deputy Senate President, Queen Manuywhor by youngblaq: 12:33pm On Jun 21, 2021

Lucky girl.
This her picture and that of the loyal Man'O' War fella would have be taken from ICU. If you know.

Health › Re: The Top 6 Causes Of Kidney Disease by youngblaq: 2:31pm On Jun 20, 2021

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

Important Health Tips:

1. Answer phone calls with the left ear.
2. Don't take your medicine with cold water....
3. Don't eat heavy meals after 7pm.
4. Drink more water in the morning, less at night.
5. Best sleeping time is from 10pm to 4 am.
6. Don’t lie down immediately after taking medicine or after meals.
7. When phone's battery is low to last bar, don't answer the phone, because the radiation is 1000 times stronger.

Replying to 1 What if one has single side deafness in the left ear?

Education › Re: Buhari Cancelled Presidential Scholarship Scheme For First Class Nigerian Gradua by youngblaq: 10:16pm On Jun 18, 2021

But oga Buhari said he's only reciprocating the love shown to him by Nigerians na.

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